Daeva Vios > my friends ask me why I play EVE and I tell them, the people are so much more mature
Veraziel Severaque > Well, player maturity is proportional to the distance from trading hubs.
Veraziel Severaque > Well, player maturity is proportional to the distance from trading hubs.
Artemis Drake > ive got almost all the building stuff i need to build a crow :-|
Artemis Drake > which i got from my refined crow :-|
Artemis Drake > which i got from my refined crow :-|
Riflemandodd > i went to see a movie once when i was on shrooms, went to wash my hands after pissing...
Riflemandodd > two of the automatic faucets went off when i put my hands near one, verified it later when i wasn't insane
Riflemandodd > was thinking, 'shit, the faucets know i'm tripping!'
Hydroponica > lol
Khanivore > lol
Jack Russell > jacks tip of the day
Jack Russell > DO NOT WATCH THE FILM 'Babe' ON ACID talking dogs,pigs and sheep i was a mess for weeks
Khanivore > rofl
Riflemandodd > two of the automatic faucets went off when i put my hands near one, verified it later when i wasn't insane
Riflemandodd > was thinking, 'shit, the faucets know i'm tripping!'
Hydroponica > lol
Khanivore > lol
Jack Russell > jacks tip of the day
Jack Russell > DO NOT WATCH THE FILM 'Babe' ON ACID talking dogs,pigs and sheep i was a mess for weeks
Khanivore > rofl
dibblebill > I stil say the best thing that could happen to the women of EVE is Seri and KOro hooking up and never bothering anyone else again
slip66 > did shrike borrow hedges titan???
Jake Noble > yeah
Tamora > like lending your mate your ferrari when hes had a few beers
Jake Noble > yeah
Tamora > like lending your mate your ferrari when hes had a few beers
<%D2> Mud you awake
<KomradeVirtunov> They say if you say his name three times, he'll appear out of the mist and try to get you addicted to morphine.
<KomradeVirtunov> They say if you say his name three times, he'll appear out of the mist and try to get you addicted to morphine.
Packtu'sa > I need someone to translate British into American here
Tobin Shalim > you mean translate English into English?
Packtu'sa > More or less
Tobin Shalim > you mean translate English into English?
Packtu'sa > More or less
Mizhara Del'thul > Ever hear of the southern Norwegian that came up north to study us <northern norwegians>?
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
Mizhara Del'thul > He lived with us for six months, studying our ways and so on.
Mizhara Del'thul > So at around the six month mark, he kind of nervously sidled up to me and asked all casual like about women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "Oh, they're waiting at the coast for us to bring the meat. They're cleaning clothes at the only water that's not frozen at the moment, the sea."
Mizhara Del'thul > So he asked... how we handled life without women.
Mizhara Del'thul > "ooooh" I said, winking and nudging him to make sure he knew I understood. "Oh, we just go take one of the reindeer, you know." "What?!" he said. "It's true... but if you don't believe me, enjoy "ms right", man."
Mizhara Del'thul > Another month passes, he asks again, gets the same reply.
Mizhara Del'thul > After three more months, he finally goes "Okay, but you better not be joking, you asshole". I encourage him and he goes for the reindeer.
Mizhara Del'thul > As he finally slips off his pants and slips into something more comfortable... I of course start laughing hard.
Mizhara Del'thul > He pulls out, turns around in a fury. "I told you not to joke with me!". "Oh, I didn't..." I said.
Mizhara Del'thul > But for fuck's sake, you chose Simla. The ugliest fucking reindeer in the country.
jih chop > seriously - I dunno what they are putting in the crack down there, but switch to american crack - it's pure
jih chop > quit smoking that silly kangaroo crack
Borric CoDion > lol not me brother...im drug free
jih chop > really?
jih chop > then why are you like that?
jih chop > quit smoking that silly kangaroo crack
Borric CoDion > lol not me brother...im drug free
jih chop > really?
jih chop > then why are you like that?
razzo > that reminds me... need to train the skills for drugs... :P
Heptameron > << i have skinning up advanced lvl 5
QTab > 1. roll up
2. light
3. inhale
QTab > unless you're a bong man, in wich case it's
1. load bong
2. light
3. inhale
QTab > or if you like epidermals it's
QTab >
1. draw up
2. stab
3. press plunger
QTab > /emote wonders if this skill comes under science or social
razzo > i would say..... social, science and mechanic
QTab > aye ... quite possibly mechanic .... depending on type of bong
QTab > possibly even industry depending on severity of your habit
Heptameron > << i have skinning up advanced lvl 5
QTab > 1. roll up
2. light
3. inhale
QTab > unless you're a bong man, in wich case it's
1. load bong
2. light
3. inhale
QTab > or if you like epidermals it's
QTab >
1. draw up
2. stab
3. press plunger
QTab > /emote wonders if this skill comes under science or social
razzo > i would say..... social, science and mechanic
QTab > aye ... quite possibly mechanic .... depending on type of bong
QTab > possibly even industry depending on severity of your habit