Devilish Ledoux > that's the dumbest idea I've heard all day
Devilish Ledoux > and I have two kids
Devilish Ledoux > and I have two kids
mystiq pwnzorg > I believe in Karma. Which means i can do bad things to people all day long, secure in the knowledge that they deserve it. =)
McBarnacle > so how have you all been? not seen a lot of you for a while :)
authochthonian > doing pretty good thanks, you?
McBarnacle > not bad - getting a lot of game time on my account, in RL my debts will finally be cleared next month and I am losing weight
McBarnacle > if I could only get laid life would be perfect ;)
Vint Rotach > well once you show the girls your isk balance.. you'll get laid no worries
McBarnacle > that's a solid plan except for one small detail
McBarnacle > most of the girls in this game are actually guys
authochthonian > doing pretty good thanks, you?
McBarnacle > not bad - getting a lot of game time on my account, in RL my debts will finally be cleared next month and I am losing weight
McBarnacle > if I could only get laid life would be perfect ;)
Vint Rotach > well once you show the girls your isk balance.. you'll get laid no worries
McBarnacle > that's a solid plan except for one small detail
McBarnacle > most of the girls in this game are actually guys
<flexd> Any Razor people in here?
<Ulviirala> You mean, Emos?
<Ulviirala> You mean, Emos?
haav0c > OH GOD WHY AM I FCING
Morwen Lagann > haav0c: at a guess, because you herped and are therefore required to derp
haav0c > i have two kills and four pages of losses!
haav0c > why am I fcing a goddamn tengu fleet
Morwen Lagann > haav0c: at a guess, because you herped and are therefore required to derp
haav0c > i have two kills and four pages of losses!
haav0c > why am I fcing a goddamn tengu fleet
ZarnieWoop > are you active to do cyno jumps for me?
Krystian > Stain way point is iffy, you have a cloak on that ship?
Krystian > if not ill bring you one
ZarnieWoop > i have a cloak but makes little diffrence
Cenaurille > a cloaked dreadnaught? O.o
Cenaurille > wouldn't people notice the small moons orbiting it?
Cenaurille > that's like Rosie O'Donnel wearing vertical stripes, you're still fat lady
Krystian > Stain way point is iffy, you have a cloak on that ship?
Krystian > if not ill bring you one
ZarnieWoop > i have a cloak but makes little diffrence
Cenaurille > a cloaked dreadnaught? O.o
Cenaurille > wouldn't people notice the small moons orbiting it?
Cenaurille > that's like Rosie O'Donnel wearing vertical stripes, you're still fat lady
Shintoko Akahoshi > All those TLAs, they're like BFG and then I forget them all
Shintoko Akahoshi > So they go all LOL and I'm like BAH and it's all WTF.
Shintoko Akahoshi > KWIM?
Faithless > rofl
Shintoko Akahoshi > So they go all LOL and I'm like BAH and it's all WTF.
Shintoko Akahoshi > KWIM?
Faithless > rofl
Ghost Hunter > mom come quick - verone got turned into a TV again
Dirty Protagonist > hello
ishtar kareem > hey
Dirty Protagonist > how may i be of assisting you on this day that is today?
ishtar kareem > i dont suppose you blew up the container i was carrying?
Dirty Protagonist > yes. the scientists that you were ferrying into dangerous space have all died. we considered ransoming them to their employer and pointing out that they shouldn't allow their employees to travel with capsuleers with poor piloting skills, but alas
Dirty Protagonist > the abaddon got too close and ran the wreck over, crushing everyone inside
ishtar kareem > ; damn
Dirty Protagonist > it was quite a sight
ishtar kareem > but seriously, i thought it was high sec for some reason
Dirty Protagonist > that's unfortunate
Dirty Protagonist > your lack of chartography skills has cost those men their lives
Dirty Protagonist > enjoy trying to sleep tonight
ishtar kareem > hey
Dirty Protagonist > how may i be of assisting you on this day that is today?
ishtar kareem > i dont suppose you blew up the container i was carrying?
Dirty Protagonist > yes. the scientists that you were ferrying into dangerous space have all died. we considered ransoming them to their employer and pointing out that they shouldn't allow their employees to travel with capsuleers with poor piloting skills, but alas
Dirty Protagonist > the abaddon got too close and ran the wreck over, crushing everyone inside
ishtar kareem > ; damn
Dirty Protagonist > it was quite a sight
ishtar kareem > but seriously, i thought it was high sec for some reason
Dirty Protagonist > that's unfortunate
Dirty Protagonist > your lack of chartography skills has cost those men their lives
Dirty Protagonist > enjoy trying to sleep tonight
Antok > whats the best implants to get
Reb Velderin > what
El Mole > uh
Reb Velderin > you were trying to well me that for 30mill
El Mole > it depends on what you are training
Trina Tron > there is no "best"
Wottan MaeTeiff > charisma for sure
Itanis > d cup
Trina Tron > but there is a "worst"
El Mole > charisma is the worst ok
Trina Tron > and its the social one
Wottan MaeTeiff > without charisma, people wont listen to you and you will never have sex
Reb Velderin > what
El Mole > uh
Reb Velderin > you were trying to well me that for 30mill
El Mole > it depends on what you are training
Trina Tron > there is no "best"
Wottan MaeTeiff > charisma for sure
Itanis > d cup
Trina Tron > but there is a "worst"
El Mole > charisma is the worst ok
Trina Tron > and its the social one
Wottan MaeTeiff > without charisma, people wont listen to you and you will never have sex