Mattias Kerensky > Why the hell do people ask my advice and then ignore what I say? Would make more sense to not ask in the first place.
jih chop > I don't know, but you did it when I trained you, meheh did, mjolnir did, antior did, onedown actually never did for some reason
Mattias Kerensky > Well, that's because you and he share the carebear genes, you're like his daddy. He goes, "Papa Bear, how should I tank these guys?" and you go, "Well, son, fit specific hardeners." then he goes, "Thanks Pops!"
jih chop > I don't know, but you did it when I trained you, meheh did, mjolnir did, antior did, onedown actually never did for some reason
Mattias Kerensky > Well, that's because you and he share the carebear genes, you're like his daddy. He goes, "Papa Bear, how should I tank these guys?" and you go, "Well, son, fit specific hardeners." then he goes, "Thanks Pops!"
<HellGremlin> Folks came down on Bush for taking four days to respond to Katrina
<HellGremlin> I think France just beat that, having effectively done nothing for thirteen days
<HellGremlin> And then next to nothing on the 13th
<HellGremlin> "Please, rioters, it's after sundown! We need you to be in your beds s'il vous plait!"
<HellGremlin> I think France just beat that, having effectively done nothing for thirteen days
<HellGremlin> And then next to nothing on the 13th
<HellGremlin> "Please, rioters, it's after sundown! We need you to be in your beds s'il vous plait!"
<@Faramir> hmmm did Bernard die ?
<@Faramir> whole news story on him so must be over
<@Faramir> yup he's dead
<@Thrak> omg now who will you marry fara :/
<@sutty> what are you tlaking about ?
<@Lian> he dead?
<@Faramir> yes
<@sutty> what he lose ?
<@sutty> battleship ?
<@Lian> i heard that all his family kinda said their goodbyes
* sutty was kicked by Molle (omg confused)
* sutty has rejoined
<@bizarre> fucking hell sutty
<@Lian> bernard is the king person in holland
<@Faramir> whole news story on him so must be over
<@Faramir> yup he's dead
<@Thrak> omg now who will you marry fara :/
<@sutty> what are you tlaking about ?
<@Lian> he dead?
<@Faramir> yes
<@sutty> what he lose ?
<@sutty> battleship ?
<@Lian> i heard that all his family kinda said their goodbyes
* sutty was kicked by Molle (omg confused)
* sutty has rejoined
<@bizarre> fucking hell sutty
<@Lian> bernard is the king person in holland
<@Sham|Work> let's talk about boning thai hookers
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
Crimsons Storm > starting to worry about my wife...she's taken the laptop to the bathroom to do the online shopping?????
wickedparadigm > lol
wickedparadigm > now there's money going down the toilet...
Muad'Dib Paul > They say the best ideas are thought of under stress :P
wickedparadigm > lol
wickedparadigm > now there's money going down the toilet...
Muad'Dib Paul > They say the best ideas are thought of under stress :P
GeneralTzos Chicken > RJ has my number too
GeneralTzos Chicken > do you have it?
deceptionkiller > no..but I could get it from RJ
deceptionkiller > cause RJ and I talk all the time like a couple of girls
GeneralTzos Chicken > wait your not girls?
GeneralTzos Chicken > shit
deceptionkiller > I hate when I beat off to the wrong toon
GeneralTzos Chicken > do you have it?
deceptionkiller > no..but I could get it from RJ
deceptionkiller > cause RJ and I talk all the time like a couple of girls
GeneralTzos Chicken > wait your not girls?
GeneralTzos Chicken > shit
deceptionkiller > I hate when I beat off to the wrong toon
Azia Burgi > just wondering, does anyone actually use a ball mouse anymore?
SE10 * is secretly jealous of matt :P
MattSB > well i use the upside down ones
MattSB > trackball ones i think theyre called
Pegasus TG > at work yes, not at home too much cleaning :-p
Emperor paulpentine > matt, are they optical?
MattSB > um my new one isnt
MattSB > my last one i had was
Azia Burgi > i just wondered why they still made ball mice
MattSB > but real easy to clean as the ball comes out easilly
Azia Burgi * nods
MattSB > my dog has figured out how to get the ball out of it now so i have to hide it :/
Azia Burgi > friend of mine uses one for photoshopping
Pegasus TG > rofl
Azia Burgi > roflmao
MattSB > come bk in my room and i find the ball is missing and find it like in the process of being buried in the bk garden :S
MattSB > i think the bal to my last mouse is somewhere in my garden, reason i had to get a new one
MattSB > evil dog :P
SE10 * is secretly jealous of matt :P
MattSB > well i use the upside down ones
MattSB > trackball ones i think theyre called
Pegasus TG > at work yes, not at home too much cleaning :-p
Emperor paulpentine > matt, are they optical?
MattSB > um my new one isnt
MattSB > my last one i had was
Azia Burgi > i just wondered why they still made ball mice
MattSB > but real easy to clean as the ball comes out easilly
Azia Burgi * nods
MattSB > my dog has figured out how to get the ball out of it now so i have to hide it :/
Azia Burgi > friend of mine uses one for photoshopping
Pegasus TG > rofl
Azia Burgi > roflmao
MattSB > come bk in my room and i find the ball is missing and find it like in the process of being buried in the bk garden :S
MattSB > i think the bal to my last mouse is somewhere in my garden, reason i had to get a new one
MattSB > evil dog :P
<Solor> ahh its quiet, talk people
<Mort> I like pancakes.
<Strids> iam eating pancakes rightnow!
<Mort> I knew it. i wanted to freak you out.
<Solor> least its not waffles
<Mort> Im outside, stealing your lightbulbs.
<Solor> those lightbulbs are fake
<Mort> LIES!
<Strids> the cake is a lie!
<Strids> who want to be a pink marshmallow? :S
<Solor> mort obviously
<Strids> thats a lie
<Mort> only if I could swallow things, crap them out, and maintian their abilities.
<Solor> only the cake is a lie
<Adria> thank you for participating in this CCP hf enrichment center activity!
<Adria> we do what we must because we can
<Mort> I crap because I must, not because I can.
<Adria> i'd crap because i can
<Solor> if you didnt have to would you crap?
<Mort> nope, but it depends on how I exceted things.
<Mort> Im not getting a collastomy bag for the hell of it.
<Mort> I like pancakes.
<Strids> iam eating pancakes rightnow!
<Mort> I knew it. i wanted to freak you out.
<Solor> least its not waffles
<Mort> Im outside, stealing your lightbulbs.
<Solor> those lightbulbs are fake
<Mort> LIES!
<Strids> the cake is a lie!
<Strids> who want to be a pink marshmallow? :S
<Solor> mort obviously
<Strids> thats a lie
<Mort> only if I could swallow things, crap them out, and maintian their abilities.
<Solor> only the cake is a lie
<Adria> thank you for participating in this CCP hf enrichment center activity!
<Adria> we do what we must because we can
<Mort> I crap because I must, not because I can.
<Adria> i'd crap because i can
<Solor> if you didnt have to would you crap?
<Mort> nope, but it depends on how I exceted things.
<Mort> Im not getting a collastomy bag for the hell of it.
IREVastar > Caldari pray for more drakes
Gellante pray for less
Amarr pray for more slaves
the Minmatar wear a dress
Gellante pray for less
Amarr pray for more slaves
the Minmatar wear a dress
PKlavins > ...has any corp ever asked u to write a poem for their alliance as part of an application interview?
PKlavins > ...it was a sonnet to be precise....
PKlavins > ...it was a sonnet to be precise....