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General Dynasty > MACTEP > fofofofofo?????
Remedial > it spreads like herpes
Remedial > one day you're normal, the next day you have razor burn
General Dynasty > so who's the wife in this situation ra or the goons?
Remedial > and then your parents ask you over turkey WHATS THAT ON YOU RFACE
Remedial > and you can't tell them about the hookers and blow
Remedial > that's what life is like in GS
Stahlregen > i love blow
Remedial > life <i>on the edge</i>
Remedial > MACTEP is my common law wife. We are a hot lesbian couple on the internet.
Remedial > You should check out my meatspin website
General Dynasty > dude you need to get some air your starting to believe your own bull shit now
Remedial > what
Stahlregen > sarcasm detector
Stahlregen > BORKEN
Remedial > Stahlregen why do you hate Minmatar
Stahlregen > I'll get banned if i answer that you ass
Remedial > I will bring the red pen to you for this answer!
Stahlregen > fine, i need a break in empire anyway
Remedial > Pack your shit, GET TO EMPIER
Stahlregen > i cant seem to escape your event horizon'
Remedial > nothing may escape the gravitas of my situation
Remedial > And by situation I mean ass
General Dynasty > hey thats an original quote
Remedial > This sounds like a matter for the Leonard J. Crabs Legal Consortium
Stahlregen > Rem, you need to work more lawyer jargon into your talk and become like a fake-real armchair lawyer
Remedial > Attorney Bushido Zen will be contacting you shortly
Remedial > If the pod do not fit, you must acquit
Winter Steel > ...and then the 1400mm Howy hit me and made me a statistc
Outlaw Jenner > ugh fuckin grinding l2s is so gay
Darveses > again mike
Darveses > im gay, l2s are poo
Darveses > learn the difference
Kelly Marie > i wish i could punch my agent in the mouth
Macharion Thelgamor > o.O
Fritz Catacus > apparently CCP is working on that
Kelly Marie > atleast the throat
Reesa Badtouch > lol i know the feeling
Kelly Marie > and scotty, the docking manager, needs a swift kick in the stones
Reesa Badtouch > YES!
Fritz Catacus > yeah, that too
Asmundergunderson > And whoever's in charge of "squeezing" your ship out needs a good kick in the shin too...
Khazorath > oh ffs
Khazorath > the worlds out to get me
Khazorath > Quit smoking and the first mission I do in weeks is to transport crates of tobacco
Jamow Beck > I sorta feel like the game is shaking my hand vigorously, picking my wallet and peeing on my leg
Jamow Beck > Still more fun than WoW
ariola > One of yall just run a F-E blockade in Passari?
Tulor > Lyticus
ariola > haha, I heard he got blasted into struct
Tulor > on TS he said he got through in armor
Tulor > he had 5.5k
ariola > oh, ok.. my informant was prolly embellishing a bit. Wink
Lyticus > Actually I easily ran the blockade of about 7 bs's .. maybe 8, didnt count, and I still have 47% armor remaining.
Tulor > h4xor
Lyticus > ^.^
ariola > ok, the guy I was talking to is a known big-fish-storyteller Wink
Tulor > haha
ariola > shuttles magically turn into battleships with bpos and tech2 gear
Icebox > taking a stunning brunette out tonight
Icebox > not that it counts cause she's my best friend
Kozlack > n1
Crescend > Yeah, yeah. Unless there's at least one goat involved, it's too vanilla for me.
Kozlack > lol
Icebox > we don't have goats
Kozlack > sheep
Crescend > Well, there's your problem right there.
Icebox > we have chimpanzee's
Crescend > Chicks dig goats.
Icebox > much more fun
Crescend > Chimpanzees are cool. Bonobos are better.
Crescend > Oversexed little fuckers.
Icebox > hard to catch those buggers
Crescend > Yeah, but bonobos have massive lesbian orgies.
Icebox > should see it when the chimp does the goat tho :D
Crescend > Just follow the sound of "ook ook oooooooooooook"
Crescend > It brings a tear to my eye, it does.
Icebox > brings one to my eye too
Icebox > was my favorite goat
Crescend > There there.
Icebox > I remember many a night by the campfire
Icebox > /emote sniffs
Crescend > There there.
* Nilkarus shrugs.
<Nilkarus> I've always wanted some extra tentacles.
<Nilkarus> Would make life more interesting.
<HellGremlin> Yeah, tentacles would rule.
<Nilkarus> (I hope Kayo isn't around for this...)
<Kayosoni> ?
<Kayosoni> ew
<Galazar> omg diaego lives
<DjNeWt> lol
* Tara slaps Diaego around a bit with Dj NeWt
* Galazar slaps Diaego around with a large black dildo
* Galazar slaps Tara around with a large black dildo
<Galazar> ha haaaa
<Galazar> i win
* Kale^ makes Galazar eat the black dildo
<Kale^> i win.
* RobSteel slaps Galazar around with "Big Red"
<Tara> LOL
* Kale^ makes Diaego eat Galazar
* Kale^ wins twice
[Diaego:#eve-radio FUCKERS]
<Galazar> omg
<DjNeWt> LMAO
<Galazar> go diaego
<RobSteel> lol
<Tara> lmao Diaego
<Greme> haha
<DjNeWt> quoted
<RobSteel> lol Diaego wins
<Damojdred> right im confused about the pinky, gobsmacked by the four kids and really worried about the stuff between my toes. thats about normal for a 5 minute session in #eve-radio i spose
<Kale^> lol
<Tara> lmao Damojdred
<RobSteel> ROFL
<Tara> omg i have tears
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