<KomradeVirtunov> Oh dear.
<KomradeVirtunov> We're at the point where we're telling bad jokes on TS :|
<@Sham> Is anyone singing yet?
<KomradeVirtunov> Not yet.
<@HellGremlin> Is anyone easing venomous serpents into their rectal cavities?
<KomradeVirtunov> No, digi isn't logged in.
<KomradeVirtunov> We're at the point where we're telling bad jokes on TS :|
<@Sham> Is anyone singing yet?
<KomradeVirtunov> Not yet.
<@HellGremlin> Is anyone easing venomous serpents into their rectal cavities?
<KomradeVirtunov> No, digi isn't logged in.
Biron > LOL , read this
Biron > 30% of Americans can not recall which year the 9/11 attacks occurred
Aaii > lol
Foxy PurpleHaze > hmmm, 1873 ?
JackCo > well 2 be honest was it 2003?
Biron > rotflol
JackCo > 2001
JackCo > gotya
Biron > if was 49 years 9 months after the boming of pearl harbor
Foxy PurpleHaze > like i know when that was
JackCo > i know Ben Affleck saved the world that day
JackCo > wasn't it?
Biron > december 11 1941
moroti > did you know, if you take those dates you gave us earlier Biron. Multiply 49 x 9 you get 441. 12 x 11 x 2 (WTC towers) = 264. 264 + 1941 = 2205. take away 441 you get 2147. Add 5, 1 for each bob corp and 1 for George Bush you get 2152
moroti > 2 15 2 turns into B O B when you assign letters to numbers
JackCo > wow it's all related
JackCo > i knew it :P
moroti > therefore BOB are not only behind all that is EVIL in eve, they also cause Pearl Harbor and the WTC attack
moroti > yeah Jack, the numbers never lie
JackCo > so in those numbers somewhere there's evidence of bror being a real gay? and manc?
moroti > quite possibly
Biron > 30% of Americans can not recall which year the 9/11 attacks occurred
Aaii > lol
Foxy PurpleHaze > hmmm, 1873 ?
JackCo > well 2 be honest was it 2003?
Biron > rotflol
JackCo > 2001
JackCo > gotya
Biron > if was 49 years 9 months after the boming of pearl harbor
Foxy PurpleHaze > like i know when that was
JackCo > i know Ben Affleck saved the world that day
JackCo > wasn't it?
Biron > december 11 1941
moroti > did you know, if you take those dates you gave us earlier Biron. Multiply 49 x 9 you get 441. 12 x 11 x 2 (WTC towers) = 264. 264 + 1941 = 2205. take away 441 you get 2147. Add 5, 1 for each bob corp and 1 for George Bush you get 2152
moroti > 2 15 2 turns into B O B when you assign letters to numbers
JackCo > wow it's all related
JackCo > i knew it :P
moroti > therefore BOB are not only behind all that is EVIL in eve, they also cause Pearl Harbor and the WTC attack
moroti > yeah Jack, the numbers never lie
JackCo > so in those numbers somewhere there's evidence of bror being a real gay? and manc?
moroti > quite possibly
Dryr Lint > someone say something funny
Marthai > Hmm...
Marthai > Let me think....
Dryr Lint > how about a mining joke
Ragetii > Asteroids 2010! Where you mine the asteroids instead of blow them up!
Dryr Lint > pretty good
Dryr Lint > ragetea are you always in vaurent local?
Marthai > A computer once beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick-boxing -- Emo Philips (someone just posted this in corp chat)
Dryr Lint > you should join a new corp
Marthai > Hmm...
Marthai > Let me think....
Dryr Lint > how about a mining joke
Ragetii > Asteroids 2010! Where you mine the asteroids instead of blow them up!
Dryr Lint > pretty good
Dryr Lint > ragetea are you always in vaurent local?
Marthai > A computer once beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick-boxing -- Emo Philips (someone just posted this in corp chat)
Dryr Lint > you should join a new corp
Kael Brahe > why is it that when you unfit a module, it's not packaged. But when you blow some ship up, the modules are packaged?
Captin Shlock > no idea
Kael Brahe > Does the explosion magically package modules or something?
Captin Shlock > or blows it to bits
Kael Brahe > so, much like spring cleaning?
Captin Shlock > no idea
Kael Brahe > Does the explosion magically package modules or something?
Captin Shlock > or blows it to bits
Kael Brahe > so, much like spring cleaning?
<Captator> youuuuuuuusssss trooooowwwwliiiiiinnnnnnnnnn
* Asestorian slaps Captator around a bit with a large trout
<Captator> Asestorian: did you get the morphological implication of my words?
<Captator> DID YOU
<Captator> i would be impressed if you did
<Asestorian> No, I just assumed you were being dumb.
* Asestorian slaps Captator around a bit with a large trout
<Captator> Asestorian: did you get the morphological implication of my words?
<Captator> DID YOU
<Captator> i would be impressed if you did
<Asestorian> No, I just assumed you were being dumb.
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I got that mission again
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I also start my new job monday
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I'm gonna be an underware model for womens ware
ShadowWalker Nivlac > on the way home I robbed a bank
ShadowWalker Nivlac > starting my herion habit as we chat
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I'll be back in a sec....gonna burn the neighbors house down
ShadowWalker Nivlac > thats better....the heat will save me money on the elec bill and I'll have a clear view now
ShadowWalker Nivlac > herion is too harsh...but this crack is good
Danquin > OMG you are soooooo getting omgrawr'd for that
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I also start my new job monday
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I'm gonna be an underware model for womens ware
ShadowWalker Nivlac > on the way home I robbed a bank
ShadowWalker Nivlac > starting my herion habit as we chat
ShadowWalker Nivlac > I'll be back in a sec....gonna burn the neighbors house down
ShadowWalker Nivlac > thats better....the heat will save me money on the elec bill and I'll have a clear view now
ShadowWalker Nivlac > herion is too harsh...but this crack is good
Danquin > OMG you are soooooo getting omgrawr'd for that
<cougem> Viceroy, i think you'll be ok. chances in pregnancy are surprisingly low; only 25% at peak fertility.
<@Viceroy> thats higher than the chances of 1 ecm jamming a bship
<@Viceroy> thats higher than the chances of 1 ecm jamming a bship
Ripp Tyde > oh yea! well phonix just moved a empty frieghtor 12 jumps
Ripp Tyde > beat that 1 ass holes
Asfaloth > lmao
David Godfrey > =o
Asfaloth > been there done that ;)
Asfaloth > in empire tho admittably
David Godfrey > i did the good ole pretend to auto destruct and forgot to turn it off ^^
Vyndicator > turk when was that?
Turkantho > roughly 2hours ago
Turkantho > 2006.04.30 22:51
David Godfrey > =p
Ceratin > n1, thats the guy was kept undocking in it to annoy then redocking
Ripp Tyde > join fate. where your stupidity can shine.. we will furnish u with ur own padded helmet so u do not hurt ur head as u beat it against the short bus window
Ripp Tyde > beat that 1 ass holes
Asfaloth > lmao
David Godfrey > =o
Asfaloth > been there done that ;)
Asfaloth > in empire tho admittably
David Godfrey > i did the good ole pretend to auto destruct and forgot to turn it off ^^
Vyndicator > turk when was that?
Turkantho > roughly 2hours ago
Turkantho > 2006.04.30 22:51
David Godfrey > =p
Ceratin > n1, thats the guy was kept undocking in it to annoy then redocking
Ripp Tyde > join fate. where your stupidity can shine.. we will furnish u with ur own padded helmet so u do not hurt ur head as u beat it against the short bus window
Cmdr Sy > They were east european, they couldn't read the game documentation. Smacktalking through babelfish.
Cleaner Renaelc > omgwtflag?
BrutusIW > the servers collapsing.... slowly...
padshiiangel > it's all eve laggggggggg
paik > I heard Tyrrax is giving a motivational speech and his ego is to big for the server to handle