Derth Ramir > nice
Derth Ramir > do you really need 8 more people to kill my caracal navy issue?
Onyxalia La'fiette > im sorry can you count sir?
Ashihei > dunno where you are getting your intel, but its wacked
Onyxalia La'fiette > i think he may be drinking a bit much to see THAT many doubles
Derth Ramir > do you really need 8 more people to kill my caracal navy issue?
Onyxalia La'fiette > im sorry can you count sir?
Ashihei > dunno where you are getting your intel, but its wacked
Onyxalia La'fiette > i think he may be drinking a bit much to see THAT many doubles
Tavor Jeager > lol look at barrage description
Tavor Jeager > An advanced version of the standard Nuclear ammo with a Morphite-enriched warhead and a smart tracking system.
Isyel > hahahahha
Scaramouche > :P
Tavor Jeager > 24% less tracking is SMART?
Buggs > lol
Forty Three > lol
Scaramouche > hey, your Minmatar, learn to live with the disadvantage :P
Tavor Jeager > An advanced version of the standard Nuclear ammo with a Morphite-enriched warhead and a smart tracking system.
Isyel > hahahahha
Scaramouche > :P
Tavor Jeager > 24% less tracking is SMART?
Buggs > lol
Forty Three > lol
Scaramouche > hey, your Minmatar, learn to live with the disadvantage :P
Twisty ThePirate > These guys must go through implants faster than I go through ammo
Solvita > 03:35:58 Notify You cannot change your ship harmonic while your ship is inside of a force field or the resulting forces would tear it apart (your ship that is).
Nemar Tel'Narin > LMFAO!!!!
Solvita > CCP really needs to stop getting high at lunch then coming back to write notifications
Eilof > lol
Nemar Tel'Narin > They are drunk while on the clock. I know one of them. They all have mini fridges full of beer in their cubicles.
Nemar Tel'Narin > LMFAO!!!!
Solvita > CCP really needs to stop getting high at lunch then coming back to write notifications
Eilof > lol
Nemar Tel'Narin > They are drunk while on the clock. I know one of them. They all have mini fridges full of beer in their cubicles.
Arvald > gaaaaaaah i hate this new area i live in
Arvald > i dont fucking know anyone and im bored as hell
K5Project > HOUSE PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
K5Project > you move far away from home
Arvald > fuck that i dont have money for booze
K5Project > BYOB
K5Project > FTW
Horin Bemerrig > and what just put a flyer on the door -_-
Arvald > i dont party
Arvald > i sit quietly in my chair, put on some david kincaid, grab my bottle of schotch and cry deeply into it
Arvald > i dont fucking know anyone and im bored as hell
K5Project > HOUSE PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
K5Project > you move far away from home
Arvald > fuck that i dont have money for booze
K5Project > BYOB
K5Project > FTW
Horin Bemerrig > and what just put a flyer on the door -_-
Arvald > i dont party
Arvald > i sit quietly in my chair, put on some david kincaid, grab my bottle of schotch and cry deeply into it
Raza Locuta > one says hes fapping, the other says hes busy with his kid.... creepy
Iracham > the uncertainty principle dictates that whenever two women are alone in a room, they are engaged in lesbian sex.
EmmDee Cutter > only if drinking is involved
Nornic Blaise > -_-
EmmDee Cutter > scratch that, if drinking is involved there is no uncertainty
Jeckt Mallix > is that why they always seem to go to the bathroom in pairs when out drinking?
Iracham > Yes.
Kyllashandra > thats a secret :P
Teyrala > that must be why they take so long too
EmmDee Cutter > only if drinking is involved
Nornic Blaise > -_-
EmmDee Cutter > scratch that, if drinking is involved there is no uncertainty
Jeckt Mallix > is that why they always seem to go to the bathroom in pairs when out drinking?
Iracham > Yes.
Kyllashandra > thats a secret :P
Teyrala > that must be why they take so long too
iCerberus> http://www.sb.no/nyheter/domt-to-ganger-for-flyonani-1.5358737
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
Flinksoid > пиздец тебе будет внезапно
Commander XXX > lol: "Death to you will come suddenly"
Commander XXX > Gotta love the Russians !
Kurisar > I got "fucking you will suddenly"
Commander XXX > lol
Kurisar > Maybe that's what Yoda says before sex
Commander XXX > lol: "Death to you will come suddenly"
Commander XXX > Gotta love the Russians !
Kurisar > I got "fucking you will suddenly"
Commander XXX > lol
Kurisar > Maybe that's what Yoda says before sex
Tao Dancer > Hello Kitty Island Adventure WTF Pwns EvE. You know it!
You actually DO STUFF in that game. Not just sit in station
afk and train while talking smack in chat.
Tao Dancer > oh damn. wrong chan i got too many in this one bar.
Tao Dancer > I stand by my statement >8(
You actually DO STUFF in that game. Not just sit in station
afk and train while talking smack in chat.
Tao Dancer > oh damn. wrong chan i got too many in this one bar.
Tao Dancer > I stand by my statement >8(