<+Sokhar> if you plan on lots of fucking
<+Sokhar> you need lube
<+cougem> i dont think thats true at all
<+cougem> but maybe you just cant get girls wet, Sokhar
<+Sokhar> you need lube
<+cougem> i dont think thats true at all
<+cougem> but maybe you just cant get girls wet, Sokhar
Wrayeth > o Aimee
Aimee Turk > hey wrayeth
Wrayeth > 'Sup, man?
Aimee Turk > fucking pissed off at CCP
Wrayeth > O.o
Wrayeth > What happened? You lose some shit during the clusterfuck this morning?
Wrayeth > Er...yesterday morning.
Aimee Turk > Yes
Aimee Turk > 100M of shit
Wrayeth > What was it?
Aimee Turk > 5 harwiring implants
Wrayeth > That'd do it.
Aimee Turk > 4 425mm Meta 4 guns
Wrayeth > Have they responded to your petition yet?
Aimee Turk > a meta 4 mag stab
Aimee Turk > I only just found out then
Wrayeth > :(
Aimee Turk > but I have somehow managed to implant a Plutonimu Cahrge into my head in slot 0
Aimee Turk > fucking cunts
Wrayeth > Well, they're aware of the issue and are reimbursing people, so file a petition.
Wrayeth > LMFAO
Wrayeth > A plutonium charge in your head?
Wrayeth > You seriously need to screenshot that.
Aimee Turk > yeah
Aimee Turk > how do i screen shot?
Wrayeth > Printscreen
Aimee Turk > oh, is that all - thought they had somethign special for it
Tancred > press print screen on you key board and paste into windows paint
Tancred > and save as a jpg then share
Tancred > :)
Wrayeth > Go into general settings and set to save screenshots in high quality for the best evidence. hehe
Wrayeth > It's actually kind of cool that CCp put a cranial bomb in your head.
Wrayeth > Er....wait...
Tancred > lol
Aimee Turk > what is REALLY fucked about this is that tongiht is the one time all fucking weekeend I will actually get to play
Aimee Turk > and now I cant do shit cause all the gear I needed is fucked
Wrayeth > And 'cause you have a bomb in your head.
Aimee Turk > that too wrayeth
Aimee Turk > oh well, I guess its off to play roller coaster tycoon 2 then
Aimee Turk > fucking CCP
Tancred > i think that bomb is affecting aimee's mood :(
Aimee Turk > hey wrayeth
Wrayeth > 'Sup, man?
Aimee Turk > fucking pissed off at CCP
Wrayeth > O.o
Wrayeth > What happened? You lose some shit during the clusterfuck this morning?
Wrayeth > Er...yesterday morning.
Aimee Turk > Yes
Aimee Turk > 100M of shit
Wrayeth > What was it?
Aimee Turk > 5 harwiring implants
Wrayeth > That'd do it.
Aimee Turk > 4 425mm Meta 4 guns
Wrayeth > Have they responded to your petition yet?
Aimee Turk > a meta 4 mag stab
Aimee Turk > I only just found out then
Wrayeth > :(
Aimee Turk > but I have somehow managed to implant a Plutonimu Cahrge into my head in slot 0
Aimee Turk > fucking cunts
Wrayeth > Well, they're aware of the issue and are reimbursing people, so file a petition.
Wrayeth > LMFAO
Wrayeth > A plutonium charge in your head?
Wrayeth > You seriously need to screenshot that.
Aimee Turk > yeah
Aimee Turk > how do i screen shot?
Wrayeth > Printscreen
Aimee Turk > oh, is that all - thought they had somethign special for it
Tancred > press print screen on you key board and paste into windows paint
Tancred > and save as a jpg then share
Tancred > :)
Wrayeth > Go into general settings and set to save screenshots in high quality for the best evidence. hehe
Wrayeth > It's actually kind of cool that CCp put a cranial bomb in your head.
Wrayeth > Er....wait...
Tancred > lol
Aimee Turk > what is REALLY fucked about this is that tongiht is the one time all fucking weekeend I will actually get to play
Aimee Turk > and now I cant do shit cause all the gear I needed is fucked
Wrayeth > And 'cause you have a bomb in your head.
Aimee Turk > that too wrayeth
Aimee Turk > oh well, I guess its off to play roller coaster tycoon 2 then
Aimee Turk > fucking CCP
Tancred > i think that bomb is affecting aimee's mood :(
Isis Dea > how much do you get out of Hermaprodite?
Arvald> Sure its slow but its got the HOLY SHIT factor on its side
Alida Wildae > I wounder how meny years before I will receieve a response form the bug report.
Jinkei > maybe theyre holding a crisis meeting because of it
Alida Wildae > CCP HQ: Oh noooesss!! Someone noticed it!!!
Jinkei > all flights in Iceland are reportedly cancelled to prevent Devs from fleeing the scene
Alida Wildae > The vulcano was just a cover story
Az Aghal > i knew this volcano story sounded fishy
Alida Wildae > indeed
Jinkei > they tried to mystify us
Az Aghal > but we are way to smart
Jinkei > maybe theyre holding a crisis meeting because of it
Alida Wildae > CCP HQ: Oh noooesss!! Someone noticed it!!!
Jinkei > all flights in Iceland are reportedly cancelled to prevent Devs from fleeing the scene
Alida Wildae > The vulcano was just a cover story
Az Aghal > i knew this volcano story sounded fishy
Alida Wildae > indeed
Jinkei > they tried to mystify us
Az Aghal > but we are way to smart
Kostantin Mort > mamo do you work at a chocolate factory?
Kostantin Mort > cause I want a job as a fudge packer
mamolian > NP yo i will get you a job packing dat fudge
Kostantin Mort > I only pack hard fudge though
Kostantin Mort > None of that soft shit, aight?
mamolian > k butcha gotta work weekends and nights
mamolian > and no fucking union bullshit
Kostantin Mort > The only union will be between you and me
Kostantin Mort > as stipulated by a contract
mamolian > o/o
Fenee > between his dick and your ass i guess
mamolian > Welcome aboard son
Kostantin Mort > What the hell are you talkingabout Fenee?
Kostantin Mort > We are talking about chocolate fudge here
mamolian > Jeeze Fenee way to misread into the convo
Kostantin Mort > cause I want a job as a fudge packer
mamolian > NP yo i will get you a job packing dat fudge
Kostantin Mort > I only pack hard fudge though
Kostantin Mort > None of that soft shit, aight?
mamolian > k butcha gotta work weekends and nights
mamolian > and no fucking union bullshit
Kostantin Mort > The only union will be between you and me
Kostantin Mort > as stipulated by a contract
mamolian > o/o
Fenee > between his dick and your ass i guess
mamolian > Welcome aboard son
Kostantin Mort > What the hell are you talkingabout Fenee?
Kostantin Mort > We are talking about chocolate fudge here
mamolian > Jeeze Fenee way to misread into the convo
PKlavins > ...who wants to discuss toast?
Ekon Bor > ME!! o/
PKlavins > ok ill be founding the Cult of Toast, [COT], those who join plz send an entry fee of your choice, once you have joined you will recieve an official Cult of Toast evemail confirming ur entry :P
Ekon Bor > interesting
PKlavins > in the meanwhile, please relate to us your most horrific experience with toast...O.o
Ekon Bor > i burnt mine last night
Laylah > soggy toast
PKlavins > O.o YOU HERETICS!! I COMDEMN YOU TO THE TOASTER OF HELL!!
PKlavins > repent for ur toasty sins while u still can !!
Ekon Bor > what sins?
PKlavins > burning toast O.o
Ekon Bor > riiight, is was the toasters fault not mine
PKlavins > hmm.......apology accepted...you have regained right to enter the Cult of Toast
Ekon Bor > ty
Amy Frost > well the whole gang was toasted
Amy Frost > that was real fun
PKlavins > one does not toast gangs....they jam the toaster O.o
PKlavins > REPENT, TOASTER JAMMER!!
LegilGalad > I think PK has a toast fetish
PKlavins > nope, im just damn bored :D
Laylah > /emote lobs her talkie toaster at pk
Ekon Bor > ME!! o/
PKlavins > ok ill be founding the Cult of Toast, [COT], those who join plz send an entry fee of your choice, once you have joined you will recieve an official Cult of Toast evemail confirming ur entry :P
Ekon Bor > interesting
PKlavins > in the meanwhile, please relate to us your most horrific experience with toast...O.o
Ekon Bor > i burnt mine last night
Laylah > soggy toast
PKlavins > O.o YOU HERETICS!! I COMDEMN YOU TO THE TOASTER OF HELL!!
PKlavins > repent for ur toasty sins while u still can !!
Ekon Bor > what sins?
PKlavins > burning toast O.o
Ekon Bor > riiight, is was the toasters fault not mine
PKlavins > hmm.......apology accepted...you have regained right to enter the Cult of Toast
Ekon Bor > ty
Amy Frost > well the whole gang was toasted
Amy Frost > that was real fun
PKlavins > one does not toast gangs....they jam the toaster O.o
PKlavins > REPENT, TOASTER JAMMER!!
LegilGalad > I think PK has a toast fetish
PKlavins > nope, im just damn bored :D
Laylah > /emote lobs her talkie toaster at pk
Rafen Weems > i cringe whenever someone says colon-slash-slash, sounds nasty
Dianoga Pactor > lol
Bunt Caboon > reminds me of my gerbil
SKurj > heh if u closin on 40 i'd agree with u +)
anynamewilldo > ...
Akthuul > /emote barfs
Rafen Weems > your gerbil is a nervous wreck
Akthuul > i was trying to eat before the gerbil comment
Bunt Caboon > my gerbil is all sticky
anynamewilldo > oh man, i heard a story about a guy and a gerbil once (from my school teacher years ago no less)... its disturbing
Bunt Caboon > but has full poucehs for some reason
Rafen Weems > can you get wetsuits in rodent sizes?
Kilzool > AnynameWilldo, that was a Richard Gere sotry I bet.
Akthuul > omg..this is sick..someone change the subject
Darrik > lol
Bunt Caboon > could be worse, could be a chinchilla
Akthuul > lol
Dianoga Pactor > think about the poor hgerbil
Akthuul > or a rabbit i suppose
Rafen Weems > that's the tone successfully lowered then....
Dianoga Pactor > you think he cut its nails?
Bunt Caboon > the gerbil had an airhose, he was fine
Archimus Zorn > Enough with gerbils...
Bunt Caboon > wish I'd taken him out of the exercise ball first though
Dianoga Pactor > lol
Bunt Caboon > reminds me of my gerbil
SKurj > heh if u closin on 40 i'd agree with u +)
anynamewilldo > ...
Akthuul > /emote barfs
Rafen Weems > your gerbil is a nervous wreck
Akthuul > i was trying to eat before the gerbil comment
Bunt Caboon > my gerbil is all sticky
anynamewilldo > oh man, i heard a story about a guy and a gerbil once (from my school teacher years ago no less)... its disturbing
Bunt Caboon > but has full poucehs for some reason
Rafen Weems > can you get wetsuits in rodent sizes?
Kilzool > AnynameWilldo, that was a Richard Gere sotry I bet.
Akthuul > omg..this is sick..someone change the subject
Darrik > lol
Bunt Caboon > could be worse, could be a chinchilla
Akthuul > lol
Dianoga Pactor > think about the poor hgerbil
Akthuul > or a rabbit i suppose
Rafen Weems > that's the tone successfully lowered then....
Dianoga Pactor > you think he cut its nails?
Bunt Caboon > the gerbil had an airhose, he was fine
Archimus Zorn > Enough with gerbils...
Bunt Caboon > wish I'd taken him out of the exercise ball first though
Ric Adburr > Can you use tractor beams on the wrecks of corpmates ships lost in PVP?
Ric Adburr > Like to retrieve their loot for them?
mark sunamises > Yes
Ric Adburr > kkk cool
Ric Adburr > lol
Ric Adburr > 1 less k
Ric Adburr > remember kids, the kkk aren't cool
Ric Adburr > Like to retrieve their loot for them?
mark sunamises > Yes
Ric Adburr > kkk cool
Ric Adburr > lol
Ric Adburr > 1 less k
Ric Adburr > remember kids, the kkk aren't cool
Dude Duderson > So, an agent has given me some task to accomplish. This task is to go kill more pirates. Judging from what I've been doing so far in this area, the pirate population doubles like, the "good guy" population.
Haffrage > The agent means NPC's
Dude Duderson > yea, figured
Haffrage > Allegedly NPC's get in past concord, the galactic pod pilot police if you will
Dude Duderson > if they were players, I'd figure the missions to be much, much better. "Go crash into asteroids until you die or something, I don't care. Come back when you're finished."
Haffrage > The agent means NPC's
Dude Duderson > yea, figured
Haffrage > Allegedly NPC's get in past concord, the galactic pod pilot police if you will
Dude Duderson > if they were players, I'd figure the missions to be much, much better. "Go crash into asteroids until you die or something, I don't care. Come back when you're finished."