Jenesa > THis is weird, I am Caldari by birth, I fly Gallente ships mostly and run missions for Ammatar. How screwy is that?
Saibotek > thats ok im gallente and fly caldari...it all evens out
Roderickspeed > im caldari but im flying for amarr
Jenesa > lol so screwy
Jenesa > I heard rumor that future expansion will have faction wars, might screw us up
Saibotek > i would think you would have to choose sides
Jenesa > will it be open warfare on folks from other factions? I wonder
Saibotek > <br>just noob corps
Saibotek > :-)
Jenesa > I hate boob corps
Jenesa > *noob
Saibotek > i like boob
Saibotek > um corps yeah
Saibotek > :-)
Jenesa > Bah why do I bother
Saibotek > thats ok im gallente and fly caldari...it all evens out
Roderickspeed > im caldari but im flying for amarr
Jenesa > lol so screwy
Jenesa > I heard rumor that future expansion will have faction wars, might screw us up
Saibotek > i would think you would have to choose sides
Jenesa > will it be open warfare on folks from other factions? I wonder
Saibotek > <br>just noob corps
Saibotek > :-)
Jenesa > I hate boob corps
Jenesa > *noob
Saibotek > i like boob
Saibotek > um corps yeah
Saibotek > :-)
Jenesa > Bah why do I bother
Arcane Law > atleast drop my drone
Liquid Plasma > i have decided not to...
Liquid Plasma > :)
Liquid Plasma > i think ill use it as target practice...
Liquid Plasma > i have decided not to...
Liquid Plasma > :)
Liquid Plasma > i think ill use it as target practice...
Sarnen > ok guys
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
Sarnen > im off. Prolly wont be back until the weekend
Dryr Lint > yes?
Sarnen > see you then.
Dryr Lint > x's and o's
Dryr Lint > wait
Dryr Lint > do you want me to get you a glass of milk and read you a carebear story first
Sarnen > yes, the one about the scary pirates and the ratting BS with the really slow align time
Sarnen > *shivers*
Dryr Lint > ok once upon a time
Dryr Lint > there was a little carebear named xhappyguyx
Sarnen > no no
Sarnen > Sir Ratsalot
Dryr Lint > ok
Dryr Lint > xSir Rastalotx
Dryr Lint > and he made good isk by running L4s in empire
Sarnen > in a pimped out MAelstrom!
Dryr Lint > ok in a pimped out maelstrom
Dryr Lint > but one day a strange man passing through local said "he there
Dryr Lint > "hey there, you know there's tons more isk to made in lowsec?"
Dryr Lint > the little carebear loved his isk
Garulf Hirgon > :)
Dryr Lint > so he aligned his maelstrom for the nearest lowsec gate
Dryr Lint > before jumping through, Mr. Concord officer told him
Dryr Lint > "There's much danger to be had in lowsec, little carebear, are you sure you want to go in?"
Dryr Lint > "Yes" said the little carebear, and he jumped away into lowsec
Dryr Lint > Now, the little carebear had heard that there were bigger rats in lowsec, so he immediately warped to one of the belts to look around
Dryr Lint > ine the first belt he found a macrominer
Dryr Lint > "Hello macrominer, how's the macromining today?"
Dryr Lint > but the macrominer didn't respond because he was a macrominer
Dryr Lint > so the little carebear warped to the second belt
Dryr Lint > here he found many large rats worth a lot of isk, so he successfully engaged them and moved onto 2 more belts where he repeated this process
Dryr Lint > but while the little carebear was making isk, he had forgotten one of the most important rules of lowsec
Dryr Lint > "always watch local"
Dryr Lint > if he had been watching local, he would have seen that 4 shadowy figures had entered the system
Dryr Lint > and one of them was the shady character from earlier
Sarnen > the guy from Concord?
Dryr Lint > NO SHUT UP
Garulf Hirgon > rofl
Dryr Lint > He found a Taranis waiting for him
Dryr Lint > instantly he knew he had just made a grave mistake
Dryr Lint > he tried to align for the gate back to highsec, but his battleship was warp scrambled in a matter of seconds
Dryr Lint > soon all of the shadowy figures were circling his battleship
Dryr Lint > "Ehehehehe", said the shadowy figure from empire
Dryr Lint > "That'll teach you little carebears to come into our lowsec!"
Dryr Lint > and they blasted the poor carbear's ship to smithereens
Dryr Lint > the interceptor then got a lock on the carebear's escape pod, and it was also destroyed along with the carebear's set of +5 implants which he had saved up for months to get
Garulf Hirgon > that sounds about right
Dryr Lint > AND MAY THAT STORY BE A LESSON FOR YOU LITTLE CAREBEAR IDIOTS TO STAY THE FUCK IN EMPIRE WHERE YOU BELONG
MAXSuicide > cruised past in my ride..
MAXSuicide > aka..my mums car :/
MAXSuicide > aka..my mums car :/
*Aristox dies
equippe > dies again? could get expensive
Aristox > its ok, i get free clones
Aristox > cause i found secret sex tapes of the station manager and his secretary
equippe > dies again? could get expensive
Aristox > its ok, i get free clones
Aristox > cause i found secret sex tapes of the station manager and his secretary
Arth Lawing > sparky, its 2am
mistersparky > just going to bed now
Arth Lawing > just noticed you back in system
mistersparky > o/
Arth Lawing > wondering did you wake up every 4 hours to cycle the declines
mistersparky > thats a lie
mistersparky > ...
Arth Lawing > lol
mistersparky > my life totally does not revolve around 4 hour mission decline timers
Arth Lawing > ok then, gn
Arth Lawing > i'll see you at 6....
mistersparky > o/
mistersparky > just going to bed now
Arth Lawing > just noticed you back in system
mistersparky > o/
Arth Lawing > wondering did you wake up every 4 hours to cycle the declines
mistersparky > thats a lie
mistersparky > ...
Arth Lawing > lol
mistersparky > my life totally does not revolve around 4 hour mission decline timers
Arth Lawing > ok then, gn
Arth Lawing > i'll see you at 6....
mistersparky > o/
Chaltac Shadowlord > i need to lvl up.. wheres a good combat zone around here
Bishop Endarr > you don't exactly lvl up...........
Bishop Endarr > you don't exactly lvl up...........
Estella Osoka > champman BEETHOVENSMITH docked in FDU atation in Orvolle
LordSpook Anpumesses > what was that, too busy looking down your shirt, sorry
Raven K > lol
Havokilion Lazarus Lazarus > I'm sorry, I can't understand you over the sound of your boobs staring at me.
LordSpook Anpumesses > lol
Nevin Dread > you do reilize that she is most likely a guy
LordSpook Anpumesses > yes
Nevin Dread > ah
Nevin Dread > i guess you just dont care
Raven K > lordspook you ga dawg?
LordSpook Anpumesses > no
Raven K > lol
LordSpook Anpumesses > why you wanna snuggle?
Raven K > :P
LordSpook Anpumesses > wait, on second thought I mite be, does being a lesbian trapped in a mans body count as being gay?
Val Erian > it needs to be explored
Nevin Dread > lordspook no, as your attracted to females
Nevin Dread > and in a male body
Ausar Madullier > LordSpook Anpumesses yes :(
LordSpook Anpumesses > oh ok
LordSpook Anpumesses > damn it stop confusing me
Nevin Dread > well while you guys get into an intense philosophical debate over this,
Nevin Dread > im loading the add page of omgrawr
LordSpook Anpumesses > what was that, too busy looking down your shirt, sorry
Raven K > lol
Havokilion Lazarus Lazarus > I'm sorry, I can't understand you over the sound of your boobs staring at me.
LordSpook Anpumesses > lol
Nevin Dread > you do reilize that she is most likely a guy
LordSpook Anpumesses > yes
Nevin Dread > ah
Nevin Dread > i guess you just dont care
Raven K > lordspook you ga dawg?
LordSpook Anpumesses > no
Raven K > lol
LordSpook Anpumesses > why you wanna snuggle?
Raven K > :P
LordSpook Anpumesses > wait, on second thought I mite be, does being a lesbian trapped in a mans body count as being gay?
Val Erian > it needs to be explored
Nevin Dread > lordspook no, as your attracted to females
Nevin Dread > and in a male body
Ausar Madullier > LordSpook Anpumesses yes :(
LordSpook Anpumesses > oh ok
LordSpook Anpumesses > damn it stop confusing me
Nevin Dread > well while you guys get into an intense philosophical debate over this,
Nevin Dread > im loading the add page of omgrawr
boppers > Imperial Navy Tachyon Beam Laser x 4 +my sisters phone number
Celeste Wolfe > how old is your sister?
boppers > 22
Celeste Wolfe > what state does she live in?
Chiralos > constant fear
Celeste Wolfe > how old is your sister?
boppers > 22
Celeste Wolfe > what state does she live in?
Chiralos > constant fear
Biddybam > damn
Biddybam > i bought the t3 skill for production for 300mil
Biddybam > thought it said 300K
Rompetrol > biddy biddle bam
Rompetrol > All day long I’d biddy biddy, bam, if I were a wealthy man!
Biddybam > i bought the t3 skill for production for 300mil
Biddybam > thought it said 300K
Rompetrol > biddy biddle bam
Rompetrol > All day long I’d biddy biddy, bam, if I were a wealthy man!