The Stampede > its gone from "amusing" to "what the batshit" at the speed of a greased laserbeam
Rmage Gemmell > big bs gang in oinasiken
Rmage Gemmell > squids
Rmage Gemmell > going for nisuwa
Rmage Gemmell > aligning to pyne now
Johnny Rook > I'MA FUCK ME SOME SQUIDS
Johnny Rook > speaking of which http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3057454/Squid-sex-pic-pervert-jailed.html
Djakku > i wonder how you do that
Herra B > still, photo and that headline for being cought with a photo of that???
Herra B > wouldn't want anyone getting to my midget porn collection
Djakku > i kno right i thought anything goes just as long as it's over the age of consent
Herra B > still, they blast an image of him with his full name
Herra B > like the fucking paper is the executor after the courts have judged him
Djakku > lol
Djakku > init
Johnny Rook > he looks like Sting
Djakku > lol
Herra B > lol was actually thinking that
Djakku > true dat
Johnny Rook > every move you make, every squid you rape, every cod you date, i hope you get on tape, i'll be watching you
Rmage Gemmell > squids
Rmage Gemmell > going for nisuwa
Rmage Gemmell > aligning to pyne now
Johnny Rook > I'MA FUCK ME SOME SQUIDS
Johnny Rook > speaking of which http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3057454/Squid-sex-pic-pervert-jailed.html
Djakku > i wonder how you do that
Herra B > still, photo and that headline for being cought with a photo of that???
Herra B > wouldn't want anyone getting to my midget porn collection
Djakku > i kno right i thought anything goes just as long as it's over the age of consent
Herra B > still, they blast an image of him with his full name
Herra B > like the fucking paper is the executor after the courts have judged him
Djakku > lol
Djakku > init
Johnny Rook > he looks like Sting
Djakku > lol
Herra B > lol was actually thinking that
Djakku > true dat
Johnny Rook > every move you make, every squid you rape, every cod you date, i hope you get on tape, i'll be watching you
Jungle Jim > Where's our PoS in H-PA?
Shayla Sh'inlux > 1/1
Jungle Jim > rgr
Tr4xx > Who needed those megabeams?
Tr4xx > They're in H-W now.
Tr4xx > x's for H-PA action
Jungle Jim > SHAY YOU ****ING IDIOT
Jungle Jim > I said OUR PoS not THEIRS
Jungle Jim > Scratch one crow
Shayla Sh'inlux > 1/1
Jungle Jim > rgr
Tr4xx > Who needed those megabeams?
Tr4xx > They're in H-W now.
Tr4xx > x's for H-PA action
Jungle Jim > SHAY YOU ****ING IDIOT
Jungle Jim > I said OUR PoS not THEIRS
Jungle Jim > Scratch one crow
Trinity Faetal > better to have your enemy inside your tent pissing out, then outside your tent pissing in >D
Entilzah Valen > if the enemy is in your tent your probably gonna die tbh
Entilzah Valen > if the enemy is in your tent your probably gonna die tbh
(+[BH]Darkage) a Gallantean a Amarrian and a Minmatarrian are camping a gate, while they wait for a pirate they get out their packed lunches from their wives.
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
(+[BH]Darkage) the Gallantean goes, fuck sake if i get ham sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian opens his lunch and goes fuck sake if i get long-limb roes again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the minmatarrian opens his lunch aswell and goes fuck sake if i get cheese sandwiches again i'm gonna pod myself
(+[BH]Darkage) the next day, its lunch time and their camping a gate again, the gallantean opens his lunchbox and there are ham sandwiches, so he ejects out of his ship and self destructs his pod
(+[BH]Darkage) the amarrian finds long-limb roes again so does the same, as does the minmatarrian
(+[BH]Darkage) later on, concord are on the scene cleaning up the mess and so are the 3 pilots wives
(+[BH]Darkage) the gallantean and amarrian wives are going oh if only i had known i would have made them something else
(+[BH]Darkage) 3 minmatarrian wife goes, well i would'nt mind but he makes his own lunch
<nali> here is a fun game
<nali> go into an Apple store with some friends
<nali> and browse and loiter
<nali> and then
<nali> have a visible and audible breakdown about how you aren't cool or trendy enough for the Apple products
<nali> and run out of the store crying
<nali> go into an Apple store with some friends
<nali> and browse and loiter
<nali> and then
<nali> have a visible and audible breakdown about how you aren't cool or trendy enough for the Apple products
<nali> and run out of the store crying
Rainsdon > anyone have radial velocity on their overview?
Verone > nah, i never use it
Verone > station doesn't move much
Verone > nah, i never use it
Verone > station doesn't move much
Casper24 > im here to take over your system. either give me 100m each, or i stay here forevever
Zouless > stay
Casper24 > dam
Zouless > we got cake
Casper24 > i dislike cake
Zouless > stay
Casper24 > dam
Zouless > we got cake
Casper24 > i dislike cake
Arvald > hmm
Arvald > i jsut realized somthing
Rock Brackenshield > wazzat?
Arvald > im the only one home
Arvald > so why am i not naked...
Arvald > i jsut realized somthing
Rock Brackenshield > wazzat?
Arvald > im the only one home
Arvald > so why am i not naked...
Kitsy Chan > oh rotfl... i lent someone in my corp a blackbird. came back the next day and found a box in the corp hanger labled blackbird. inside was some broken shield emitters and a titanium bar