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Reverend Mak > Happiness is a cloaked sabre, 2400m directly above a gate
Kaeten > i demand to win the nobel prize in fyics or whatever
Richard Masterson > I don't wtfbbq, I wtfsauté.
<wizzard66|cooking_for_clones> All about me is fake. I even have fake boobs. You can suck what you want, it wont give you anything but it will leave me unable to wear woolen sweaters for a while
WilliamH Bonney > hey man, would appreciate if you stop making jokes of aids, std's, or being gay...I personally take offense to that sort of thing
* BIGBADBOB passes beer around for everyone and it is cold cause it is virtual beer from iceland
Koshou > Unfortunately, Icelandic beer has a password top that requires you to speak a coherent word in Icelandic, as a precaution against public drunkenness. ... And foreigners.
BIGBADBOB > opna minn bjór
Sam Browne > Icelandic beer comes pre-nerfed, so you can drink buckets of it without falling over... But people will still give you grief and gank you at the door of the pub for it!
Next Time > yeah all the good beer is in 0.0
Koshou > yeah they actually put Arkohol in the beer there
Nikadena > bah I hate that failed salvage message, saying "You succefully salvage the wreck, but sadly there is nothing to be salvaged" is the same as saying "You succesfully cook dinner, but sadly there is no food"
Louis deGuerre > I had that salvaging my first BS. Boy, was I pissed :)
Nikadena > You succesfully have sex, but sadly there was no woman
Louis deGuerre > well, that happens a lot to many people :)
Bobby Atlas > if u get traffic control for more than 1 minute lock the gate and shoot it 1 time
Bobby Atlas > it will then let u through
SuperNova221 > My comet is on fire, so sad.
Ara Vaiwa > no, now its a real comet
Kastio Delago > forgot to put the courier cargo in my hold almost left the system without it
Kastio Delago > now i'm doubly stupid i redocked and realized i'm supposed to go pick up the cargo first
Norus > lol
Kastio Delago > it's my fault really i interfaced with a user without wearing proper protective gear
Norus > what ya been smokeing?
Kastio Delago > ie i answered the phone after 5pm today and i'd already taken off my l-user shield extender
Norus > that is a rookie mistake wtf?
Kastio Delago > i dunno old age i suppose
Kastio Delago > i'm too old to deal with customers anymore
Norus > next youll use pliers to pull ram
Kastio Delago > that's a young/sane man's game
Norus > with the power on
Kastio Delago > err what's wrong with that?
Kastio Delago > i know the proper tool is a hammer but you do what you gotta do
Norus > you need big steel doors on the tech room and a phone with no ringer
Kastio Delago > yeah and some combat drones
Norus > land mine work well too
Kastio Delago > low tech
Norus > not if they are cloaked and use lazers
Kastio Delago > or smart bombs hehe
Norus > em feild computer store AMITURE
Kastio Delago > you should duct tape some cardboard tubes to your catapiller. if anybody asks tell em you might as well mine some kernite while you're out there
Kastio Delago > then don't explain wtf
Norus > you are one warped mother fucker ...........I like it
Kastio Delago > warped mofo lvl 5
Norus > he he
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