(Menai) Most BoB players are Ammarians ?
(ahp[away]) no way
(ahp[away]) amarr wouldn't be nerfed
(ahp[away]) no way
(ahp[away]) amarr wouldn't be nerfed
iCerberus> http://www.sb.no/nyheter/domt-to-ganger-for-flyonani-1.5358737
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
Reachok > was trying to wipe ice cream off of my keys and windows pops up and asks if I'd like to turn sticky keys on, lol
Tam Chi > whos an alt and whos a noob here? O.o
Dakos Mezagorm > << alt
wangluchi > ait
Lashana Wu > AKT
Ardney Wolf > newb
Tam Chi > alt
Kiranda Illstar > alt
Shai Gao > Noob
Nakumi Shakah > alt
Kazar Jaal > noob
Hitomi Ayame > alt
Vengence Demon > alt
RENKINJUTSUSHIHAGANE > << noob
Xe Xe > gaysekzn00b
Gypsey > noob
Altalia N'Arakumi > newb alt
Lashana Wu > geeze us there a single legit player here
Altalia N'Arakumi > alt newb
Bad Influence > alt newb ftw
Yukionna > alt
Altalia N'Arakumi > alt
* Lord Bek is innocent leader of the IAC :)
Altalia N'Arakumi > bewn
Tam Chi > hahaha
Altalia N'Arakumi > newb*
Lord Bek > Benevolent, rather :0
Dakos Mezagorm > lmao bek
Dakos Mezagorm > << alt
wangluchi > ait
Lashana Wu > AKT
Ardney Wolf > newb
Tam Chi > alt
Kiranda Illstar > alt
Shai Gao > Noob
Nakumi Shakah > alt
Kazar Jaal > noob
Hitomi Ayame > alt
Vengence Demon > alt
RENKINJUTSUSHIHAGANE > << noob
Xe Xe > gaysekzn00b
Gypsey > noob
Altalia N'Arakumi > newb alt
Lashana Wu > geeze us there a single legit player here
Altalia N'Arakumi > alt newb
Bad Influence > alt newb ftw
Yukionna > alt
Altalia N'Arakumi > alt
* Lord Bek is innocent leader of the IAC :)
Altalia N'Arakumi > bewn
Tam Chi > hahaha
Altalia N'Arakumi > newb*
Lord Bek > Benevolent, rather :0
Dakos Mezagorm > lmao bek
Stark Schiffer > I'd hug you if I could
Enyalius Jin > I'm glad that you can't :)
Stark Schiffer > hugg in swedish means "stab"
Stark Schiffer > just saying =)
Enyalius Jin > I'm glad that you can't :)
Stark Schiffer > hugg in swedish means "stab"
Stark Schiffer > just saying =)
JeremyCrow > pirates here?
Lex Gabinia > Pirates in Eve are just a myth
Bariolage > A myth that shoots you in the face
Lex Gabinia > Pirates in Eve are just a myth
Bariolage > A myth that shoots you in the face
Perastis > laptop + wifi + toilet = woo
Teflon Blade > crap player then
Teflon Blade > crap player then
Rikon Senjo > Sigsy just found a cargo container with 26 Large Autocannon Specialization in them o.0
Archie Pea > it's the texas school book depository
Archie Pea > it's the texas school book depository
Merii Kha'sen > I want a MUD eve XD
Merii Kha'sen > text over SSL or 80 :P
WCPistolPete > with the change of seasons here work should slow down, so I might be able to get to the ei-fi long enough to switch skills while at work...
Merii Kha'sen > would be amusing as all hell
Kromaatikse Alain > > LOOK
WCPistolPete > ?
Kromaatikse Alain > You are at the gate to Jita. You see a large swarm of CONCORD drones
Merii Kha'sen > yes
Merii Kha'sen > you see (12 lines of players)
Kromaatikse Alain > > JUMP TO JITA
Merii Kha'sen > WARP TO 4 4
Merii Kha'sen > Please hold.
Merii Kha'sen > You have disconnected.
Merii Kha'sen > Logging in
Merii Kha'sen > Please hold.
Merii Kha'sen > You have disconnected.
Kromaatikse Alain > You are in a maze of twisty warp tunnels, all alike
Merii Kha'sen > actually
Merii Kha'sen > I played a MUD for 4 years
Merii Kha'sen > great game
WCPistolPete > sounds like a bad phone conversation :p
Merii Kha'sen > eve doesn't lend itself well to MUDs tho
Kromaatikse Alain > > F1 F2 F3 F4
Kromaatikse Alain > The tackler drone hits! You feel confused...
Rooker > You jump through the gate, there are 600 goonies on the other side
WCPistolPete > 9 jumps left...
Merii Kha'sen > S: 0/5469 A: 5200/7969 H: 7453/7453 SL SL SL SL SL SL SL HN HCI WE WS LAR DC AHT AHK AHE-
Merii Kha'sen > that would be the prompt for my geddon
Merii Kha'sen > oh wait
Rooker > not one of them thought to fit a scrambler, so you LOL to the next gate
Merii Kha'sen > forgot the speed and cap tho
Merii Kha'sen > the prompt would be a full line XD
WCPistolPete > lol
Merii Kha'sen > but yeah
Merii Kha'sen > I come from Achaea
Merii Kha'sen > so the prompt there looks like this
Merii Kha'sen > 3620h, 3620m, 15200e, 15200w cexdbk@-
Merii Kha'sen > so I'm used to reading prompts fast :P
WCPistolPete > man that's like ega trek :p
Kromaatikse Alain > no I think the MUD style would go better with the ambulation
Kromaatikse Alain > ENTER HANGAR
Kromaatikse Alain > You see what appears to be a very large pile of scrap metal and other junk
Kromaatikse Alain > EXAMINE JUNK
Kromaatikse Alain > Actually, it's a MInmatar ship
Merii Kha'sen > An angry slaver hound rises from the junk.
Merii Kha'sen > or that.
Merii Kha'sen > better joke :D
Rooker > tbh, I'm betting it's not 20 minutes after the patch that the first "zomg I gave her isk for cyberz and got scammed >,<" post on eve-o
Rooker > the ambulation patch*
Merii Kha'sen > 20 min?
Merii Kha'sen > text over SSL or 80 :P
WCPistolPete > with the change of seasons here work should slow down, so I might be able to get to the ei-fi long enough to switch skills while at work...
Merii Kha'sen > would be amusing as all hell
Kromaatikse Alain > > LOOK
WCPistolPete > ?
Kromaatikse Alain > You are at the gate to Jita. You see a large swarm of CONCORD drones
Merii Kha'sen > yes
Merii Kha'sen > you see (12 lines of players)
Kromaatikse Alain > > JUMP TO JITA
Merii Kha'sen > WARP TO 4 4
Merii Kha'sen > Please hold.
Merii Kha'sen > You have disconnected.
Merii Kha'sen > Logging in
Merii Kha'sen > Please hold.
Merii Kha'sen > You have disconnected.
Kromaatikse Alain > You are in a maze of twisty warp tunnels, all alike
Merii Kha'sen > actually
Merii Kha'sen > I played a MUD for 4 years
Merii Kha'sen > great game
WCPistolPete > sounds like a bad phone conversation :p
Merii Kha'sen > eve doesn't lend itself well to MUDs tho
Kromaatikse Alain > > F1 F2 F3 F4
Kromaatikse Alain > The tackler drone hits! You feel confused...
Rooker > You jump through the gate, there are 600 goonies on the other side
WCPistolPete > 9 jumps left...
Merii Kha'sen > S: 0/5469 A: 5200/7969 H: 7453/7453 SL SL SL SL SL SL SL HN HCI WE WS LAR DC AHT AHK AHE-
Merii Kha'sen > that would be the prompt for my geddon
Merii Kha'sen > oh wait
Rooker > not one of them thought to fit a scrambler, so you LOL to the next gate
Merii Kha'sen > forgot the speed and cap tho
Merii Kha'sen > the prompt would be a full line XD
WCPistolPete > lol
Merii Kha'sen > but yeah
Merii Kha'sen > I come from Achaea
Merii Kha'sen > so the prompt there looks like this
Merii Kha'sen > 3620h, 3620m, 15200e, 15200w cexdbk@-
Merii Kha'sen > so I'm used to reading prompts fast :P
WCPistolPete > man that's like ega trek :p
Kromaatikse Alain > no I think the MUD style would go better with the ambulation
Kromaatikse Alain > ENTER HANGAR
Kromaatikse Alain > You see what appears to be a very large pile of scrap metal and other junk
Kromaatikse Alain > EXAMINE JUNK
Kromaatikse Alain > Actually, it's a MInmatar ship
Merii Kha'sen > An angry slaver hound rises from the junk.
Merii Kha'sen > or that.
Merii Kha'sen > better joke :D
Rooker > tbh, I'm betting it's not 20 minutes after the patch that the first "zomg I gave her isk for cyberz and got scammed >,<" post on eve-o
Rooker > the ambulation patch*
Merii Kha'sen > 20 min?
Whatdafuzz > looking pretty has its benefits
McBarnacle> It does for my GF, she gets to have sex more often
McBarnacle> Shame it's not with me though.................
McBarnacle> It does for my GF, she gets to have sex more often
McBarnacle> Shame it's not with me though.................