mr_reaperz: fuck my hands are kiling me
mr_reaperz: open blisters on the palm = not cool for keyboard
***Tristan Acoma (at large) bites his tongue
mr_reaperz: from obstacle course.. all day
Tristan Acoma (at large): mhmm
mr_reaperz: and my junk was not the obstacle
mr_reaperz: open blisters on the palm = not cool for keyboard
***Tristan Acoma (at large) bites his tongue
mr_reaperz: from obstacle course.. all day
Tristan Acoma (at large): mhmm
mr_reaperz: and my junk was not the obstacle
Tareen Kashaar > <3 you guys
Robeleto Kars > I love you too
Robeleto Kars > um in a totally homosexual sense
Robeleto Kars > ?
Robeleto Kars > *non
Tareen Kashaar > Roooob! *hugs*
Robeleto Kars > I love you too
Robeleto Kars > um in a totally homosexual sense
Robeleto Kars > ?
Robeleto Kars > *non
Tareen Kashaar > Roooob! *hugs*
iCerberus> http://www.sb.no/nyheter/domt-to-ganger-for-flyonani-1.5358737
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
iCerberus> 21 days in jail for wanking on a plane :)
ArchJudge> why the jail time?
ArchJudge> did the authority's consider he was a menace to society?
ArchJudge> and could strike again at any moment?
ArchJudge> and become a serial masturbator
ArchJudge> did the plane had to emergency land?
GeryZon> chances are that he is a serial masturbator, just hasn't been caught before
iCerberus> he also did it before so he is a serial plane masturbator
ArchJudge> i can imagine what the conversation with the control tower sounded like
ArchJudge> "theres a guy masturbating in the plane and holds everyone hostage, he hasn't made any demands yet but have some tissues ready just in-case"
ArchJudge> and then when the plane landed, the police all encircled the plane with guns drawn
ArchJudge> "holster your penis and come out with your hands above your head"
GeryZon> biological terrorism
ArchJudge> good thing this was not in the US then
ArchJudge> he would probably be arrested and interogated by homeland defence for biological terrorism
ArchJudge> "did osama bin-laden made you wank on the plane? what is your muslim name? how did you get in possesion of the lube? where were you trained to masturbate?
GeryZon> ahmed bin wankin
Ummon_Zenji> the terrorist training camps training onanism techniques are a real menace to western society
Ummon_Zenji> Al Quaida, Taleban and Hizbullah are involved
Ummon_Zenji> Hamas denies responsibility but there is evidence
ArchJudge> DNA evidence
Ummon_Zenji> it is also suspected that the weapons-grade tissues and lube in these camps are supplied by North Korea and/or Iran
Ummon_Zenji> The Iranian president denies these accusations and says framing his country is and evil zionist plot concieved by Mossad and CIA
Ummon_Zenji> Kim Il Jung was not available for comment
Errol Nelson > 10+ outside their station, they killed my noobship and one of them said "gf"
Angry Dan > Unsolicted mail will be ignored. Repeated spam will generate missle spam in reply. You have been warned..
Omega87 > We could join O.J.'s corp, Slash Backslash Escape...
Blind Philip > fucking router
Lacelotte > i wouldnt do that phil
Lacelotte > it will void your warrenty
Lacelotte > i wouldnt do that phil
Lacelotte > it will void your warrenty
Rosmel > liquid assets? you selling your breast milk ?
Jenina Hawke > There is this cute character who loves stuffed animals... was thinking of the penguin we found in your cargohold
Emman Droidkiller > BBL Laters all
Jenina Hawke > He... ehm...has been banned from most toystores...
Fnord Prefect > bye Emman :)
Jenina Hawke > Bye Emman
Lutzomyia > laters emman o/
Tolin Dorden > nothin wrong with.. stuffed... animals....
Sergentomyia > brb
* Jenina Hawke grins broadly
Jenina Hawke > And you so enjoy stuffing them?
* Jenina Hawke wraps herself around the pirate.
Tolin Dorden > well u can find out if u dress up and starts squealin like a parrot....
Emman Droidkiller > BBL Laters all
Jenina Hawke > He... ehm...has been banned from most toystores...
Fnord Prefect > bye Emman :)
Jenina Hawke > Bye Emman
Lutzomyia > laters emman o/
Tolin Dorden > nothin wrong with.. stuffed... animals....
Sergentomyia > brb
* Jenina Hawke grins broadly
Jenina Hawke > And you so enjoy stuffing them?
* Jenina Hawke wraps herself around the pirate.
Tolin Dorden > well u can find out if u dress up and starts squealin like a parrot....
Narfolanya Korneshtela > they turned me into a neut
Commander Neon > a newt?
Narfolanya Korneshtela > I got better
Commander Neon > a newt?
Narfolanya Korneshtela > I got better