hellsquad2 > Anyone up for some minors?
hellsquad2 > We've got four in our fleet so far.
Triple Entendre > You sicken me.
Isaphras > No triple.. that's not what he meant X_X
S Higgins > any fleets up?
Isaphras > Our fleet is up, for minors.
S Higgins > under 18?
Isaphras > ffs
Triple Entendre > I'm sayin' nothing
Isaphras > Gay
Isaphras > Gah *
Triple Entendre > Gay minors? Dear god man. you are FULL of perversions.
Triple Entendre > Not a priest, are you?
Isaphras > Anyways... we have a fleet up for T1 Frigate T1 Destroyer plexes. If anyone is interested just X.
Triple Entendre > That's rather specific. Why not just call them minors? :D
Isaphras > If I call them Minors you guys have haydays.
OmgTentacleTerror > u ruin our fun. u suck isaph. go play wow
hellsquad2 > We've got four in our fleet so far.
Triple Entendre > You sicken me.
Isaphras > No triple.. that's not what he meant X_X
S Higgins > any fleets up?
Isaphras > Our fleet is up, for minors.
S Higgins > under 18?
Isaphras > ffs
Triple Entendre > I'm sayin' nothing
Isaphras > Gay
Isaphras > Gah *
Triple Entendre > Gay minors? Dear god man. you are FULL of perversions.
Triple Entendre > Not a priest, are you?
Isaphras > Anyways... we have a fleet up for T1 Frigate T1 Destroyer plexes. If anyone is interested just X.
Triple Entendre > That's rather specific. Why not just call them minors? :D
Isaphras > If I call them Minors you guys have haydays.
OmgTentacleTerror > u ruin our fun. u suck isaph. go play wow
Yorlock > I KILL ore theives
Yorlock > this destroyer is armed nad can drop an indy
Yorlock > stupid chinese farmers stealing my ore
Yorlock > come to last belt
Yorlock > stupid ch--- bastards
Yasujiro Kaibara > Good day to you too, sir!
[Less than a minute later, Yasujiro heads back and scoops some more of his ore. The destroyer "that can drop an indy" turns out just to be a Coercer packed to the brim with Miner I's.]
Yorlock > F- you theiving scum
Yasujiro Kaibara > Citizen, I would strongly advise against littering in the asteroid belts. It may damage a poor rookie pilot's armor plating. I'll scoop that up for you.
Yorlock > you going to lose that indy and your pod scumbag
Yasujiro Kaibara > Enough with the idle threats. I'm simply doing my duty of cleaning up your jettisoned garbage for reprocessing. You should be grateful.
Yorlock > yor a theiving scum who might as well re roll
Yorlock > you are taking my hard earned ore i am trying to save for a barge yuou stupid slime
Yorlock > you owe me 500k... oay now if your smart
Yasujiro Kaibara > Then perhaps you shouldn't carelessly jettison your promptly harvested and oh-so-precious ore as if it were garbage.
Yorlock > everyone mines to can you moron
Yorlock > its faster to come pick it up with my indy
Yorlock > please leave my ore alone
Yorlock > anyone want to killa theiving ISK farmer
Yorlock > 1mil isk if you kill this theiving jerk in last belt
Yorlock > this destroyer is armed nad can drop an indy
Yorlock > stupid chinese farmers stealing my ore
Yorlock > come to last belt
Yorlock > stupid ch--- bastards
Yasujiro Kaibara > Good day to you too, sir!
[Less than a minute later, Yasujiro heads back and scoops some more of his ore. The destroyer "that can drop an indy" turns out just to be a Coercer packed to the brim with Miner I's.]
Yorlock > F- you theiving scum
Yasujiro Kaibara > Citizen, I would strongly advise against littering in the asteroid belts. It may damage a poor rookie pilot's armor plating. I'll scoop that up for you.
Yorlock > you going to lose that indy and your pod scumbag
Yasujiro Kaibara > Enough with the idle threats. I'm simply doing my duty of cleaning up your jettisoned garbage for reprocessing. You should be grateful.
Yorlock > yor a theiving scum who might as well re roll
Yorlock > you are taking my hard earned ore i am trying to save for a barge yuou stupid slime
Yorlock > you owe me 500k... oay now if your smart
Yasujiro Kaibara > Then perhaps you shouldn't carelessly jettison your promptly harvested and oh-so-precious ore as if it were garbage.
Yorlock > everyone mines to can you moron
Yorlock > its faster to come pick it up with my indy
Yorlock > please leave my ore alone
Yorlock > anyone want to killa theiving ISK farmer
Yorlock > 1mil isk if you kill this theiving jerk in last belt
<Eewec> just curious, but are the devs aware that the website is heavily MIA?
<Hellspawn01> not just the website
<Hellspawn01> ingame lag is increasing
<Eewec> ahh
<Hellspawn01> I farsee a server issue coming up
<Wrangler> we are aware of it, yes
<Hellspawn01> yay, they can speak
<Eewec> get the distinct feeling something has gone decidedly curly, where it should be straight "http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"
<Eewec> wonder who made the last set of changes to the website...... don't think I'd like to be them atm
<chig> My guess is goonswarm decided to conquer the forum.
<Wrangler> we've tried chanting for it to return, will move on to ritual sacrifice
<Hellspawn01> you got a virgin prepared for it?
<Eewec> you mean your not already at demonic summoning?
* Wrangler ties Hellspawn01's hands together, and drags him off for the sacrifice
<Wrangler> yes...
<Eewec> demonic summoning = calling microsoft tech support for help
<Hellspawn01> I´m the demon you´re supposed to summon, not the victim
<chig> I guess Oveur will finally come to good use.
<chig> Somebody should really mute me for an hour or so...
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<Hellspawn01> not just the website
<Hellspawn01> ingame lag is increasing
<Eewec> ahh
<Hellspawn01> I farsee a server issue coming up
<Wrangler> we are aware of it, yes
<Hellspawn01> yay, they can speak
<Eewec> get the distinct feeling something has gone decidedly curly, where it should be straight "http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"
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<Eewec> wonder who made the last set of changes to the website...... don't think I'd like to be them atm
<chig> My guess is goonswarm decided to conquer the forum.
<Wrangler> we've tried chanting for it to return, will move on to ritual sacrifice
<Hellspawn01> you got a virgin prepared for it?
<Eewec> you mean your not already at demonic summoning?
* Wrangler ties Hellspawn01's hands together, and drags him off for the sacrifice
<Wrangler> yes...
<Eewec> demonic summoning = calling microsoft tech support for help
<Hellspawn01> I´m the demon you´re supposed to summon, not the victim
<chig> I guess Oveur will finally come to good use.
<chig> Somebody should really mute me for an hour or so...
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UPA Terf > but thanks to orange wednesdays i have a date
Kaylee Remas > rofl
UPA Terf > so what im cheap
UPA Terf > im also very charming
Kaylee Remas > iv always thought so
Kaylee Remas > was i not a figment of garics imagination id go out with you
UPA Terf > thank god she isnt a figment of my imagination or i might get caught wanking in the cinema again
Kaylee Remas > rofl
UPA Terf > so what im cheap
UPA Terf > im also very charming
Kaylee Remas > iv always thought so
Kaylee Remas > was i not a figment of garics imagination id go out with you
UPA Terf > thank god she isnt a figment of my imagination or i might get caught wanking in the cinema again
Rusty Doads > working
Lenny Quickfinger > What if he finishes before that?
DisturbdGuy > then surely he'll have the sense to tell us then
Rusty Doads > lol
Lenny Quickfinger > Don't take that for granted. This is, after all, the Minmatar channel.
Rusty Doads > lol, so true
DisturbdGuy > eye dunno 'bout yew, but ah puts mah shipps togethuh wiff rusty skrap medal, chewin' gums, ducked tape, and some wires and shoe polish tuh makes it look fancy
Lenny Quickfinger > Shoe polish? Fancy-shmanshy city folk, we folks down here in the country use monkey poo for decoration.
DisturbdGuy > whut KINDA monkey poo?
Gangus > rhesus, generally
Gangus > spider monkey when we get desperate
Lenny Quickfinger > I'm partial to fancy stuff myself, so I use the expensive kind.
DisturbdGuy > how 'spensive? wouldn't wanna waste any moneys you could use paintin' flames on the side of the ship with highlightin' pens
Lenny Quickfinger > What if he finishes before that?
DisturbdGuy > then surely he'll have the sense to tell us then
Rusty Doads > lol
Lenny Quickfinger > Don't take that for granted. This is, after all, the Minmatar channel.
Rusty Doads > lol, so true
DisturbdGuy > eye dunno 'bout yew, but ah puts mah shipps togethuh wiff rusty skrap medal, chewin' gums, ducked tape, and some wires and shoe polish tuh makes it look fancy
Lenny Quickfinger > Shoe polish? Fancy-shmanshy city folk, we folks down here in the country use monkey poo for decoration.
DisturbdGuy > whut KINDA monkey poo?
Gangus > rhesus, generally
Gangus > spider monkey when we get desperate
Lenny Quickfinger > I'm partial to fancy stuff myself, so I use the expensive kind.
DisturbdGuy > how 'spensive? wouldn't wanna waste any moneys you could use paintin' flames on the side of the ship with highlightin' pens
Tareen Kashaar > hull upgrades 5 is on my list somewhere between the greedy lust for an absolution and common sense
Srg Gunner > never touch anything yellow. That goes for wreck, cans and snow
Rathroc > uhhh why are you mining veldspar lipot?
JamesHowlett > ...
Lipot > everything else is to far from my can...
JamesHowlett > ...
Lipot > everything else is to far from my can...
mysticvader > i saw you onyxalia
Onyxalia La'fiette > oo
Onyxalia La'fiette > you saw nothing
Onyxalia La'fiette > lol
mysticvader > i saw a big red blob in my overview lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > hahaha im not a blob :P its just a pod XD
mysticvader > my pod went by ur pod and you know what? your pod was bigger!
Onyxalia La'fiette > O_o you sayin my ass is fat? >.>
mysticvader > maybe let me get into a ship first.... lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > >.> woulda been smarter to say "not at all my dear"
Onyxalia La'fiette > XD
mysticvader > yeah but then your bf would pod me for flirting lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i dont have a bf :l
mysticvader > WHAT!!! what happened?
Onyxalia La'fiette > broke up with him a few days ago lol
mysticvader > well damn wanna move to georgia? lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > oo
Onyxalia La'fiette > you saw nothing
Onyxalia La'fiette > lol
mysticvader > i saw a big red blob in my overview lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > hahaha im not a blob :P its just a pod XD
mysticvader > my pod went by ur pod and you know what? your pod was bigger!
Onyxalia La'fiette > O_o you sayin my ass is fat? >.>
mysticvader > maybe let me get into a ship first.... lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > >.> woulda been smarter to say "not at all my dear"
Onyxalia La'fiette > XD
mysticvader > yeah but then your bf would pod me for flirting lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > i dont have a bf :l
mysticvader > WHAT!!! what happened?
Onyxalia La'fiette > broke up with him a few days ago lol
mysticvader > well damn wanna move to georgia? lol
K5Project > arv sac or vaga
Arvald > put the sac on the vaga
Arvald > and thrust
Arvald > put the sac on the vaga
Arvald > and thrust