<+Asestorian> who the fuck is CaptObvious?
<CaptObvious|BlackBerry> I'm CaptObvious
<Kayosoni> no shit
<CaptObvious|BlackBerry> I'm CaptObvious
<Kayosoni> no shit
Andros vonBek > i swear the SQuirreLs in the new layer are the one who used to live in your house
Azia Burgi > roflmao
Andros vonBek > :)
Andros vonBek > 1 sec
Andros vonBek > got a followup on that, just trying to find it
Azia Burgi > every time i feel down i just remember the vision of that damned squirrel flying off the antil vandel grease, smacking against my window
and hurtling towards the floor
Andros vonBek > LOL
Andros vonBek > poor squirrel
Azia Burgi > ucking ebil furry git
Azia Burgi > *fucking
Azia Burgi > kept me awake for nearly a week
Azia Burgi > roflmao
Andros vonBek > :)
Andros vonBek > 1 sec
Andros vonBek > got a followup on that, just trying to find it
Azia Burgi > every time i feel down i just remember the vision of that damned squirrel flying off the antil vandel grease, smacking against my window
and hurtling towards the floor
Andros vonBek > LOL
Andros vonBek > poor squirrel
Azia Burgi > ucking ebil furry git
Azia Burgi > *fucking
Azia Burgi > kept me awake for nearly a week
Saevar Ingthorsson > ok
Saevar Ingthorsson > undicking
Saevar Ingthorsson > docking*
Saevar Ingthorsson > urgh
Comnena > O.o
Saevar Ingthorsson > that would be uncomfortable
Saevar Ingthorsson > undicking
Saevar Ingthorsson > docking*
Saevar Ingthorsson > urgh
Comnena > O.o
Saevar Ingthorsson > that would be uncomfortable
Sigmav > I always hit on guys when im drunk
Duckeye > has anyone else had razor burn on their crotch
Obsidian Hawk > no
Mala Foxglove > ...Sounds unfortunate
Gregor Tiberius > didnt you mention this duck? a while back?
Duckeye > I'm trying again
Duckeye > I only got half way, my designs didn't work
onovono > share pics
Gregor Tiberius > what are you tryin to make?
Duckeye > I tried making a swirl to make it look like a tornado, and I even broke down and used tweasers to try to design a little dorothy and toto, but I gave up
Duckeye > so right now it looks like pacman
Obsidian Hawk > no
Mala Foxglove > ...Sounds unfortunate
Gregor Tiberius > didnt you mention this duck? a while back?
Duckeye > I'm trying again
Duckeye > I only got half way, my designs didn't work
onovono > share pics
Gregor Tiberius > what are you tryin to make?
Duckeye > I tried making a swirl to make it look like a tornado, and I even broke down and used tweasers to try to design a little dorothy and toto, but I gave up
Duckeye > so right now it looks like pacman
Odinegras > how do i pause the game i need a pee?
Kyar > unlucky
Kyar > piss in an empty bottle
Odinegras > my penis is too big for that
Kyar > we've all done it :P
Promethian child > pis in your comp that will pause the game
Kyar > unlucky
Kyar > piss in an empty bottle
Odinegras > my penis is too big for that
Kyar > we've all done it :P
Promethian child > pis in your comp that will pause the game
Tim Brewer > i blame u and jackie chan
Onyxalia La'fiette > you cant blame jackie chan!
Onyxalia La'fiette > blame chuck norris
Onyxalia La'fiette > that fucker needs a flaw
Onyxalia La'fiette > you cant blame jackie chan!
Onyxalia La'fiette > blame chuck norris
Onyxalia La'fiette > that fucker needs a flaw
TranZferR > /emote applies with an alt
Eronion > /emote keeps his eyes peleled for crossdressing alts.
Eronion > *peeled even
TranZferR > rofl
Eronion > even if you're alt gets in, all he'll want is " 5 dolla, 5 dolla....me lo....." well, I think everyone gets the point.
TranZferR > hehe i'l 5 dolla my way up to 1.208 mill, thats alot of sucky sucky boom boom
Yarek Balear > lo0l
Eronion > you'll have to have your stomach pumped before you get to 600k
Yarek Balear > ah dude
Yarek Balear > he didn't say anything about swallowing
Yarek Balear > that's 10 dolla
TranZferR > lol
TranZferR > no thats 3 dolla :0
Eronion > /emote keeps his eyes peleled for crossdressing alts.
Eronion > *peeled even
TranZferR > rofl
Eronion > even if you're alt gets in, all he'll want is " 5 dolla, 5 dolla....me lo....." well, I think everyone gets the point.
TranZferR > hehe i'l 5 dolla my way up to 1.208 mill, thats alot of sucky sucky boom boom
Yarek Balear > lo0l
Eronion > you'll have to have your stomach pumped before you get to 600k
Yarek Balear > ah dude
Yarek Balear > he didn't say anything about swallowing
Yarek Balear > that's 10 dolla
TranZferR > lol
TranZferR > no thats 3 dolla :0
<@Sham|Work> let's talk about boning thai hookers
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
<+cougem> never done it
<@Sham|Work> I am very much against this potentially penis-shriveling act
<@Sham|Work> as god only knows what festers in the average thai vagina
<+cougem> i would consider it only on the basis that itd be like a hilarious russian roulette
<+cougem> does (s)he have a dick/horrible disease?
<@Sham|Work> Who knows!
<solitude> You might get assraped and die of AIDS.
<solitude> :d
<@Sham|Work> yeah
<@Sham|Work> plus the whole "secret sausage" problem
<+cougem> getting raped by a hooker would be quite the compliment
<solitude> indeed
<+cougem> it's like, yes I know I do this all day as a job, and sex has probably been ruined for me, but I WANT YOU NOW
[Speaking of channels in EVE]
Max Horkheimer > Sometimes you are not sure whether you're playing EVE, or you just have a very expensive version of mIRC.
Max Horkheimer > Sometimes you are not sure whether you're playing EVE, or you just have a very expensive version of mIRC.