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<+Asestorian> I was dragged down to give blood today
<+Asestorian> but when we got there they said they were closing up
<+Asestorian> but I got a "give blood" wrist band thing anyway
<+Asestorian> so now it looks like I am good person
<+Asestorian> but I don't actually have to be one
Arvald > gaaaaaaah i hate this new area i live in
Arvald > i dont fucking know anyone and im bored as hell
K5Project > HOUSE PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
K5Project > you move far away from home
Arvald > fuck that i dont have money for booze
K5Project > BYOB
K5Project > FTW
Horin Bemerrig > and what just put a flyer on the door -_-
Arvald > i dont party
Arvald > i sit quietly in my chair, put on some david kincaid, grab my bottle of schotch and cry deeply into it
Xyleya > ɓuɪʎɐs əɹəʍ noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ʍəuʞ ɪ ɥsɪʍ ɪ
nikolus wirghte> ive got leftovers :-) im set
nikolus wirhgte> want me to evemail you some?
tehjohnus > no. fuck off. i dont want your fagmilk
tehjohnus > im gonna go get some of my own.
tehjohnus > err. milk
<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
Nikoli Morgan > Hulk sounds kinda fun
Jon Taggart > Hulk is like a pinata. You hit it and stuff falls out
Nytoxias > Jon, it's more like Pinata with candy and a small child inside. You hit it, candy falls out and the child falls out screaming as well. And if the child doesn't get away in time for the parent to show up and shoot you, you can beat it to death! =D
Zen Naari > Nyt, what in the name of god goes on in your head?
Nytoxias > Umm... stuff.
dragonie > anyone know were the nearest ice field is around here
Ommol > alaska
Dracco DelMorte > sorry all our Fields up here have turned into Ice Holes due to Global Warming..
ingenting > that doesnt make any sense
Cpt Narcissus > lol
ingenting > how can ice be made when its getting WARMER???
ingenting > srsly... u make no sense
Zimobo Rugmuncher > eves learning curve is like mt. everest only there is a guy at the top with a m60....
Catlin > god 20 mins of sitting here takes forever
Rabban > usually takes about...20 mins
Deltaprimus > real good mate called barney
Deltaprimus > if he ocmes back to eve
Lord Molly > does he still play
Deltaprimus > then he's staying in here :)
Deltaprimus > no but he will one day :p
Deltaprimus > he asked for me to keep his char in
Winters Chill > and you'll towards each other and slow motion and passionately kiss... with man tongue
Lord Molly > eew
ketharth > /emote pukes
Winters Chill > the days stubbles slightly burning as your passion becomes friction burns on your moist lips...
Deltaprimus > winter kick or ban?
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