Leon 026 > God whines because I fly faster than he does
<Tenshi> 450 somalis and ethiopians? knives or no ... how do you force 450 ppl overboard?
<HellGremlin> Easy.
<HellGremlin> Throw a twinkie into the sea.
<HellGremlin> Easy.
<HellGremlin> Throw a twinkie into the sea.
Vilan Turrik > nice role playing bio bro
Clad Strife > that's what happened when ur bored :p
Vilan Turrik > no, that is what happens when YOU'RE bored - hetro people watch tv
Clad Strife > that's what happened when ur bored :p
Vilan Turrik > no, that is what happens when YOU'RE bored - hetro people watch tv
<Alaz> for a sec i was worried i couldn't catch up with Ultra's gang
<Alaz> then i realised they were escorting a freighter
<RobertDobbs> HAHAH
<Alaz> then i realised they were escorting a freighter
<RobertDobbs> HAHAH
<Rhaegar> [18:11] <Sadist> btw did you know that i invented the "*" for word correction?
<Rhaegar> [18:11] <Sadist> started using it around early 1999
<Xharky> "This is the wrong way to acquire such a large list. It's fux0rs the database."
* Rhaegar been doing it since 1997 :/
<Xharky> Did you know i invented the word "fucktard"?
<Xharky> been using it since 1995
<Xharky> laff
<Sadist> bullshit...
<Xharky> lol
<Viceroy> who is the oldest internet geek
<Sadist> Xharky, i bet you weren't even walking in 1995
<Viceroy> let the battle begin
<Sadist> i bet you weren't even born in 1995
<jaska> i remember ircing back in 92 or so
<Viceroy> Sadist vs Rhaegar in an epic battle of e-peen
<Xharky> laff
<Xharky> I appear to have touched a sore spot on sadist
* Xharky touches
<Viceroy> i used to irc in 1960
<Xharky> HOLY MOLEY
<Viceroy> it was the Soviet Intelligence Communication System back then
<Rhaegar> Well I ran that server.
<jaska> and i remember using gopher (pre-www)
<Sadist> I used * on perfocards
<jaska> i told moses to use * on the clay boards
<NTRabbit> i used to transport encoded sticks between roman generals
<NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<Viceroy> ntr wins
<Rhaegar> [18:11] <Sadist> started using it around early 1999
<Xharky> "This is the wrong way to acquire such a large list. It's fux0rs the database."
* Rhaegar been doing it since 1997 :/
<Xharky> Did you know i invented the word "fucktard"?
<Xharky> been using it since 1995
<Xharky> laff
<Sadist> bullshit...
<Xharky> lol
<Viceroy> who is the oldest internet geek
<Sadist> Xharky, i bet you weren't even walking in 1995
<Viceroy> let the battle begin
<Sadist> i bet you weren't even born in 1995
<jaska> i remember ircing back in 92 or so
<Viceroy> Sadist vs Rhaegar in an epic battle of e-peen
<Xharky> laff
<Xharky> I appear to have touched a sore spot on sadist
* Xharky touches
<Viceroy> i used to irc in 1960
<Xharky> HOLY MOLEY
<Viceroy> it was the Soviet Intelligence Communication System back then
<Rhaegar> Well I ran that server.
<jaska> and i remember using gopher (pre-www)
<Sadist> I used * on perfocards
<jaska> i told moses to use * on the clay boards
<NTRabbit> i used to transport encoded sticks between roman generals
<NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<Viceroy> ntr wins
Le Soltueur > hello
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
Nali Kceb > sorr i exedently clicked start converstaion :P
Le Soltueur > you've reached the complaint department for Original Sin. how may I help you?
Nali Kceb > btw do you know anyone that want to join our corp void phase
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
Nali Kceb > yes
Nali Kceb > there cute
Le Soltueur > I have a nasty little bastard that's been doing awful things to my shoes.
Le Soltueur > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJwf2jAmnD0
Le Soltueur > I've tried to flush him down the toilet 3 times now
Le Soltueur > but he's too big.
Le Soltueur > Or the trap is too small.
Le Soltueur > Either way, it's a real dilemna
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > I've considered using a chain saw or a band saw, but that's too messy.
Le Soltueur > so I'm soliciting ideas from complete strangers
Nali Kceb > and cruel
Nali Kceb > well
Nali Kceb > find someone who want a turtle
Le Soltueur > No one wants a turtle.
Nali Kceb > i dont know
Le Soltueur > Especially a shoe-fornicating one.
Le Soltueur > Imagine if you will, being late for the train and running out the door, just slipping your shoes on only to find a mess of turtle goo inside
Le Soltueur > And because you're late, having to squish around in it all day
Nali Kceb > ewww
Le Soltueur > it's hell on your feet.
Nali Kceb > i have a solution
Le Soltueur > I know... a pedicure.
Le Soltueur > I had one.
Nali Kceb > 1 buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > and put ur shoes in a box
Le Soltueur > I don't want any more amorous turtles running around
Nali Kceb > in that case just buy a shoe box
Le Soltueur > He tried to get frisky with my tap shoes, but I outsmarted him. I ran an electrical lead to the plates on the shoes.
Nali Kceb > but let the turtle live pl0x
Le Soltueur > Little bastard flew across the room
Le Soltueur > It was funny. I've never seen a turtle move so fast..
Le Soltueur > or fly for that matter.
Nali Kceb > thats sad
Le Soltueur > He was pretty pissed when he came to though. Grunting at me...
Le Soltueur > then he streamed one all over my bunny slippers.
Nali Kceb > btw for some reason i have the feeling ur joking
Le Soltueur > I was soooooo mad.
Le Soltueur > that's when I tried to flush him.
Le Soltueur > I love my bunny slippers.
Le Soltueur > And he ruined him.
Le Soltueur > I could put him a box and mail him to zimbabwe or something
Nali Kceb > how did you got that crazy turtle in the first place
Le Soltueur > he'd be pretty upset though I figure. Zimbabweans don't wear shoes.
Le Soltueur > They run around half naked and barefoot.
Le Soltueur > which may, or may not turn him on.
Nali Kceb > just put ur shoes in a box probem solved
Nali Kceb > wtf
Le Soltueur > He's a problem I tell you.
Le Soltueur > Sure, it's shoes now...
Le Soltueur > but we all know how these serial show-rapist turtles work...
Le Soltueur > shoes to socks...
Le Soltueur > socks to feet...
Nali Kceb > buy a girl turtle
Nali Kceb > or better
Nali Kceb > buy a teddy turtle
Le Soltueur > and before you know it, everytime you put your feet on the floor, you're wiping up turtle goo.
Nali Kceb > he will sure like a fake turtle better than a shoe or sock
Le Soltueur > No! I say NO!
Le Soltueur > This has to end.
Le Soltueur > And there's only one thing left to do.
Le Soltueur > When life hands you fucking turtles...
Le Soltueur > make fucking turtle soup.
Nali Kceb > noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Le Soltueur > Thank you, Nali
Le Soltueur > you've been a great help.
Le Soltueur > cheers!
Nali Kceb > just buy a fucking fake turtle
<Arthur> good thing i nevcer get qoted
<Levin> well not only are you getting kayos corpse and a piece of eve history
<Levin> you also get a large quantity of my semen
<Levin> which is located in various orifices of kayos corpse
<Levin> you also get a large quantity of my semen
<Levin> which is located in various orifices of kayos corpse
Gilligan Zaftig > well im off to dinner now
Preceptor Komier > o/
Gilligan Zaftig > o7
Gilligan Zaftig > wait...
Gilligan Zaftig > u cant salute with ur left hand!
Gilligan Zaftig > 7o
Gilligan Zaftig > do'h
Preceptor Komier > lol
Preceptor Komier > .|..
Gilligan Zaftig > they need a reverse 7
Preceptor Komier > :)
Preceptor Komier > that's my salute
Gilligan Zaftig > lol
Gilligan Zaftig > .|...
Gilligan Zaftig > wait
Gilligan Zaftig > ..|..
Gilligan Zaftig > thats how it goes XD
Preceptor Komier > how many fingers to you have?
Gilligan Zaftig > 5
Gilligan Zaftig > thats 5
Preceptor Komier > really?
Preceptor Komier > must be hard to do anything
Preceptor Komier > not having a thumb
Preceptor Komier > XD
Gilligan Zaftig > -.-
Gilligan Zaftig > 5 fingers including thumb
Preceptor Komier > ok
Gilligan Zaftig > thumbs a finger
Preceptor Komier > now pretend you are flipping someone the bird
Preceptor Komier > where's your thumb?
Gilligan Zaftig > really PK?
Preceptor Komier > it's not next to your index finger
Preceptor Komier > XD
Gilligan Zaftig > my thumbs fine, urs must be up ur ass
Preceptor Komier > o/
Gilligan Zaftig > o7
Gilligan Zaftig > wait...
Gilligan Zaftig > u cant salute with ur left hand!
Gilligan Zaftig > 7o
Gilligan Zaftig > do'h
Preceptor Komier > lol
Preceptor Komier > .|..
Gilligan Zaftig > they need a reverse 7
Preceptor Komier > :)
Preceptor Komier > that's my salute
Gilligan Zaftig > lol
Gilligan Zaftig > .|...
Gilligan Zaftig > wait
Gilligan Zaftig > ..|..
Gilligan Zaftig > thats how it goes XD
Preceptor Komier > how many fingers to you have?
Gilligan Zaftig > 5
Gilligan Zaftig > thats 5
Preceptor Komier > really?
Preceptor Komier > must be hard to do anything
Preceptor Komier > not having a thumb
Preceptor Komier > XD
Gilligan Zaftig > -.-
Gilligan Zaftig > 5 fingers including thumb
Preceptor Komier > ok
Gilligan Zaftig > thumbs a finger
Preceptor Komier > now pretend you are flipping someone the bird
Preceptor Komier > where's your thumb?
Gilligan Zaftig > really PK?
Preceptor Komier > it's not next to your index finger
Preceptor Komier > XD
Gilligan Zaftig > my thumbs fine, urs must be up ur ass
Yumiko Shaku > Im off to study for a test.
Yumiko Shaku > A pregnancy test.
Yumiko Shaku > A pregnancy test.