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Azia Burgi > /emote is liking this PRVTR war
Azia Burgi > they leave lots of corpses and wrecks full of t2 stuff for me to steal
Devlin Fox > /emote keeps flying past lots of PRVTR pilots in empire..
Emperor paulpentine > they just camp gates and then run and hide whn you turn up in a fleet
Zoukanix > gorilla war warfar almost
Azia Burgi > gorillas are peaceful animals
Azia Burgi > you mean guerilla, surely
Devlin Fox > lol
Zoukanix > tis a valid tactic to inflict casulities whilst mimimizing your own, even if more borin and cowardly
Devlin Fox > PRVTRs probably have the IQ of gorilla's.. :)
Azia Burgi > thats degrading to gorillas
Devlin Fox > sorry
Ajunta P'all > well fk is only ever in a thanny or helios
Onyxalia La'fiette > yeah that i remember well
Onyxalia La'fiette > xD
Ajunta P'all > what a waste of 70m sp he is :)
Onyxalia La'fiette > LOL
Onyxalia La'fiette > give it to me, id put it to good use :3
Darashan > if you know what she means
Ajunta P'all > haha, ok, sure, right away
Onyxalia La'fiette > >_>
Onyxalia La'fiette > /emote slaps dar
Ajunta P'all > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > id make a vigilant joke here....but im sure someone was thinking it
Ajunta P'all > i was thinking geddon, but if ur more of a vigilant girl, thats fine
Azia Burgi > i made one of the worst EVER speako's in work today
Azia Burgi > wanna hear what happened?
Yurikko > yes
Azia Burgi > well i'd just read a naughty text off the other half then taken a call from a customer
Azia Burgi > so i was taking the order and the woman gave me the code for a shoe
Azia Burgi > an adjustable slip-on loafer shoe thing
Azia Burgi > i was only half paying attention to what i was doing
Azia Burgi > glanced at the item name and confirmed it to the customer as:
Azia Burgi > "so thats the adjustable strap-on, correct?"
Azia Burgi > i realised as soon as i said what i'd said
Azia Burgi > nearly died of embrassment
Azia Burgi > luckily the customer was an elderly woman who didn't hear me too well
Lapkawitz > and you can tell she's really japanese becase her genitals produce a forcefield that pixelates the air around them
silverfox12 > tengu pilot seeking to join an active corp in high sex
Shintomi > where do you find gas clouds?
Tokugawa Minmaibru > near my arse
Kehmor > wow i just had a semi worthwhile drop from a regular BS rat
Kehmor > Heavy Electrochemical Capacitor Booster I, Tachyon Modal Laser I and Heavy Diminishing Power System Drain I
James Lyrus > Woah, no small shield booster Is there.
Jacob Etienne > where's the 1mn AB?
Jacob Etienne > zomg petition!
Albback > i just warp around blind u gel loads of unexpected fights then
Maximada > entity if i told you you could either spend the night with the worlds 100 sexiest women and an unlimited supply of alcohol or have a unique jovian battleship which would you choose?
Entity > the battleship. although I have to say the booze sounds like an awesome alternative
Maximada > i rest my case........... eve destroys the brain
Entity > well the question was wrong
Maximada > ok 100 sexiest men
Entity > you learn quick :P
cok cola > entity is a chick?
Entity > cok doesnt learn quick.
Callisto Ares > Look at my horse..
Cheese Nippels > what is it
Callisto Ares > My horse is so amazing
Sohlstyss Mahm > my horse is amazing
Sohlstyss Mahm > give it a lick
Onyxalia La'fiette > tastes just like raisins
T'arho > are you guys on drugs?
L'amour Sauvage > ewe that's dirty
Cheese Nippels > Lol, ewe jokes..
L'amour Sauvage > a touch of it's mane
L'amour Sauvage > and it'll turn into a plane
Longmourne > And the plane is now diamonds!
Onyxalia La'fiette > o_o
L'amour Sauvage > lemonade
Onyxalia La'fiette > thats not part of the song long!!!
L'amour Sauvage > oh sweet lemonade
Callisto Ares > and then you tug on it's winky
Onyxalia La'fiette > we need a new song...people screwin this one up >:l
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