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Omeega > sky is just a noob
Lucus Ranger > but but he's cute dont you think?
Lucus Ranger > ^^
Sky Hunter > oh crap
Sky Hunter > /emote tightens his pants and stands with his back to the wall
Lucus Ranger > lol
svapur sveinson > Hello lucus
svapur sveinson > :D
Lucus Ranger > omg it's you!
Sky Hunter > AHA!
Lucus Ranger > /emote runs for the hills
svapur sveinson > :D IM BACK
Sky Hunter > You cheated on me biotch!
Lucus Ranger > Did not honey!
Sky Hunter > OH YES YOU DID! *grabs a stick*
Lucus Ranger > /emote runs away at 17km/s
Sky Hunter > /emote throws 'wifes special -2323% omg wtf blobzorz webber'
Lucus Ranger > lol
Sky Hunter > HAHA! Who is she you little ass?! Ill teach you some lessons now!
Omeega > <.<
Lucus Ranger > /emote fires his special Ion Pulse Cannon...
Omeega > come here sky
Lucus Ranger > wait.. wrong game
Sky Hunter > lmao
Sky Hunter > /emote strikes Lucus with a magic fireball
Lucus Ranger > lol ^^
Sky Hunter > /emote then runs him over in tuned up skyline
Lucus Ranger > :O
Sky Hunter > /emote and finally sticks a Mauser gun into his face
From a random passerby's bio:

Mmmmm. Yes. You may now all live in fear of me.
Level 5 in frog herding. Thats right. Gives me a 20% bonus when rounding up amphibians.
Now I can begin learning Toad branding.

I do have one good skill. Level 5 in Tai Kwan Do.

I could kick an opponent's sorry ass and break every peice of wood that insults me with contemptious ease.
The problem is that most of my opponents in this game are at least 5 kilometers away and are armed with a heavy laser weapon of some sort. And wood is difficult to find on a high tech ship made of futuristic metals.

I told the last guy who popped my pod while I was mining how good I am at ancient martial arts. He was very impressed at my "frozen corpse" martial arts combat stance as he rolled on by and picked at the fragmented pieces of my shattered mining ship.

I guess that's something to do with the fact that most Player killers are like Michael Jackson, They moonwalk and molest miners a lot.
Duckeye > due to a recent public sex offense, a young nun being abused by the sight of a man sticking his penis through a hole in a fence, I have been elected to lead the investigation, I require pictures of everyones penis here, I know it was one of you
Privious > Jenga has seriously damaged my Ego
Smolder009 > Jenga has those corrupting qualities.
Maran Nexdine > he does good work with big things
Nagi Kogetsu > Riv's afk I think
Adrienn Tiwake > we went to the bathroom
Adrienn Tiwake > *he
Bunny Colvin > we?
Rodan Ignaz > you know, I allways found it kind of madenning that they shape some dildoes after 'dolphins' and 'rabbits" and jesus
Gadher > /emote closes eyes and ears, not gonna have this convo, put fingers in ears and go la-la-la-la--- and afk
LacrimaMundi > well, hardcore fundamentalist christian women could propably not get any closer to their messiah...
Cerda Etan > yeah.. i got tired of waitin
IceGuerilla > It's OK, we're playing connect 4.
IceGuerilla > We just need to run EVE because it doesn't play outside game.
Jay Marshall > ok ... that Phantasm is wierd looking
ISD Zachary Zain > I understand some have nicknamed them Puffa Fish
Heliocon > zachary :P
ISD Zachary Zain > Heliocon, I report facts, I do not pass on my opinions
Pilk > I watched half of -A- log off, yeah. It's really, really hard to tell apart a node crash and typical Russian fleet operations, though.
BlackDog Rackh'am > trikie if you had a MWD on your ranis instead of an ab,we would have got that mammoth too
Trikie > don't you dare!
BlackDog Rackh'am > lol
BlackDog Rackh'am > we had 2x20km scramblers on him,he probably had 2 stabbies,simple as that
BlackDog Rackh'am > and your gimped taranis with an ab was too slow to come within 7,5km and scramble him for 2....:))))))
Trikie > stfu!
Trikie > /emote blocks ears
BlackDog Rackh'am > next time orbit the gate at 12km,you might scramble him :)))))
Trikie > i'm not a tackler, i just look like one.
BlackDog Rackh'am > lol.....omgrawred :)
Trikie > in reality, i'm a tiny incoscpicuous machine of death.
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