Arrgs > So, I had the most fucked up dream ever last night
Arrgs > I was screwing this chick from work ok
Arrgs > And when it was time to blow
Arrgs > I couldn't pull out
Arrgs > and I was shooting like ALOT
Arrgs > anyways, she was like "oooh it feels so good all that warm cum"
Arrgs > And then that line just repeated
Arrgs > and I realized she has 3 kids
Arrgs > and was like FUCK IM GONNA BE A DAD
Arrgs > Then I woke up
Itachi XIII > wow, a wet nightmare
Itachi XIII > theres something u dont see every day :p
Arrgs > I was screwing this chick from work ok
Arrgs > And when it was time to blow
Arrgs > I couldn't pull out
Arrgs > and I was shooting like ALOT
Arrgs > anyways, she was like "oooh it feels so good all that warm cum"
Arrgs > And then that line just repeated
Arrgs > and I realized she has 3 kids
Arrgs > and was like FUCK IM GONNA BE A DAD
Arrgs > Then I woke up
Itachi XIII > wow, a wet nightmare
Itachi XIII > theres something u dont see every day :p
<Levka|Work><Dread|X-factor> russia in the lead atm <-- Russia gonna buy Iceland and rename CCP in to CCCP
Dalahs De'Ressot > Hey Jita pilots! I've got 5.3 billion isk to give out. I'm having to quit due to joining the armed forces. I won't be back for awhile so I'm spreading the cheer. What you send me, you get x2 back! One time per pilot please.
Gallentia Walmart > HEY JITA my pet cat has measles. So I'm giving away a free lunchbox to everyone who donates 1m or more. When she comes out of the vets I'll TRIPPPPLE your isk and give you a free sandwich to go in it !!!! woot
Dalahs De'Ressot > lol Eva, isk sent.
Asura Starfield > <url=contract:30000142//15010594>Sisters Scan Probe Launcher</url>41mil for the best probe launcher.
Dalahs De'Ressot > Wallet Screenshot (Last Update 16.25 Today): http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0903/2009.03.08.16.25.51.jpg
Gallentia Walmart > HEY JITA my pet cat has measles. So I'm giving away a free lunchbox to everyone who donates 1m or more. When she comes out of the vets I'll TRIPPPPLE your isk and give you a free sandwich to go in it !!!! woot
Gallentia Walmart > lol ffs people are actually sending me stuff
Gallentia Walmart > HEY JITA my pet cat has measles. So I'm giving away a free lunchbox to everyone who donates 1m or more. When she comes out of the vets I'll TRIPPPPLE your isk and give you a free sandwich to go in it !!!! woot
Dalahs De'Ressot > lol Eva, isk sent.
Asura Starfield > <url=contract:30000142//15010594>Sisters Scan Probe Launcher</url>41mil for the best probe launcher.
Dalahs De'Ressot > Wallet Screenshot (Last Update 16.25 Today): http://dl.eve-files.com/media/0903/2009.03.08.16.25.51.jpg
Gallentia Walmart > HEY JITA my pet cat has measles. So I'm giving away a free lunchbox to everyone who donates 1m or more. When she comes out of the vets I'll TRIPPPPLE your isk and give you a free sandwich to go in it !!!! woot
Gallentia Walmart > lol ffs people are actually sending me stuff
<@whopper> damn flu
<@Depp> flu sucks
<@kipkruide> you flu too, aha i internet infected you
<@Depp> or u secretly made out
<@kipkruide> i was wondering why i was shitting blood but that could be it
<@Dobbs> nice.
<@kipkruide> not really :(,. prob did some damage taking my temp..
<@Dobbs> you're not supposed to take your temperature with a dildo, kipkruide
<@Depp> flu sucks
<@kipkruide> you flu too, aha i internet infected you
<@Depp> or u secretly made out
<@kipkruide> i was wondering why i was shitting blood but that could be it
<@Dobbs> nice.
<@kipkruide> not really :(,. prob did some damage taking my temp..
<@Dobbs> you're not supposed to take your temperature with a dildo, kipkruide
joefishy > my inflatable wife burst last night :(
joefishy > so iam pretty sad
Drako Krakin > at least no alimony
joefishy > true
joefishy > so iam pretty sad
Drako Krakin > at least no alimony
joefishy > true
ArmyOfMe > the no smack rules doesnt count for tomski imo as he has a typing version of tourettes
Lazarus 2010 > lol, I should put Smuggler DNA on the market.
Leyaria > who would buy that?
Lazarus 2010 > Someone like me who blew up the can. ;)
Tristan Acoma > someone who wants smuggler babies?
four34 > Princess Leia
Leyaria > who would buy that?
Lazarus 2010 > Someone like me who blew up the can. ;)
Tristan Acoma > someone who wants smuggler babies?
four34 > Princess Leia
Alucard Shadows > Purifier looks like a personal transport now, more than a bomber:(
Onyxalia La'fiette > i agree alucard....
Onyxalia La'fiette > like the soccer mom van of eve
Onyxalia La'fiette > i agree alucard....
Onyxalia La'fiette > like the soccer mom van of eve
Kuriose Kolde > I could come and gang up with you if you like. I'm in a Punisher right now. Or just follow and help.
Seducta > the person who was playing as this charcter is gone now, now the real owner of the character is playing
Kuriose Kolde > Right. Thanks.
Seducta > the person who was playing as this charcter is gone now, now the real owner of the character is playing
Kuriose Kolde > Right. Thanks.
<DigitalCommunist> DO I HAVE COMMUNIST WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
<Xharky> YES
<Levin> yes
<Xharky> YOU DO
<Xharky> YES
<Levin> yes
<Xharky> YOU DO