Verone > i'm the result of genetic cross breeding of a wolly mammoth, tom green's left testicle, a small volkswagen and a 12" hawaian pizza with extra cheese
Gut Buster > i bout killed my dog pulling into the driveway today.
Gut Buster > but he MWD'd to safety
KSUDruid > wtf gut? lmao
Gut Buster > but he MWD'd to safety
KSUDruid > wtf gut? lmao
YangTze Quan > my mom is.... is.... grr.. 54 (me) + 16 = 70 (her)
Azia Burgi > she had you at 16!
Azia Burgi > :o
nerfburger > explains a lot
YangTze Quan > they dont fool around in west virginia ;)
Azia Burgi > clearly they do
Azia Burgi > she had you at 16!
Azia Burgi > :o
nerfburger > explains a lot
YangTze Quan > they dont fool around in west virginia ;)
Azia Burgi > clearly they do
Dematra > finally caught that lizard
masty > o.0
masty > dam lizards
Dematra > chased him in the house for 4 days
Dematra > let him go on the side of the house
masty > this a pet or random wild lizard??
Dematra > wild
masty > lols wer u live man?
Dematra > killed a scorpion 3 weeks ago
masty > that slightly mor risky
Dematra > one time I chased a mouse for 2 weeks
masty > are u a cartoon?
masty > o.0
masty > dam lizards
Dematra > chased him in the house for 4 days
Dematra > let him go on the side of the house
masty > this a pet or random wild lizard??
Dematra > wild
masty > lols wer u live man?
Dematra > killed a scorpion 3 weeks ago
masty > that slightly mor risky
Dematra > one time I chased a mouse for 2 weeks
masty > are u a cartoon?
*after wandering into a station and getting camped*
Promon Delnai > we appear to have misjudged the tactical situation
Promon Delnai > we appear to have misjudged the tactical situation
Duckeye > I would die saving a woman, my only requirement is that once every year on the anniversary of my death, she has to come to my grave and masturbate on my grave
Rachel Ozawa > there's a gator in my backyard :
Rachel Ozawa > called the landlord..... cos prehistoric carnivorous monsters in the backyard are definitely on the "shit the landlord needs to fix" list
Rachel Ozawa > he says "well, just don't try to pet him"
Rachel Ozawa > called the landlord..... cos prehistoric carnivorous monsters in the backyard are definitely on the "shit the landlord needs to fix" list
Rachel Ozawa > he says "well, just don't try to pet him"
* Brujo Loco gives Elethe a Blue Pill
* Elethe would rather have a red pill
Everage > mass: 10kg. thats one heavy pill
Elethe > I think it's a suppository
* Elethe would rather have a red pill
Everage > mass: 10kg. thats one heavy pill
Elethe > I think it's a suppository
Hitome Kei > who is sugar tits...
Hitome Kei > or do i wanna know
Koronakesh > not you, mhitome :P
Mizhara Del'thul > /emote sprinkles sugar on Hitome's jubblies. > Now you are!
Morwen Lagann > rofl
Hitome Kei > /emote licks a bit of it off... mmmm messy and not as good as the sponge candies we had today. actually I am a bit sugared out. Need something salty.
Mizhara Del'thul > ...
Mizhara Del'thul > Must... not....
Mizhara Del'thul > Can't... resist...
Mizhara Del'thul > /emote points at Koro's crotch, leaving it at that.
Koronakesh > ./facepalm
Hitome Kei > NOooooOOOoooo
Hitome Kei > or do i wanna know
Koronakesh > not you, mhitome :P
Mizhara Del'thul > /emote sprinkles sugar on Hitome's jubblies. > Now you are!
Morwen Lagann > rofl
Hitome Kei > /emote licks a bit of it off... mmmm messy and not as good as the sponge candies we had today. actually I am a bit sugared out. Need something salty.
Mizhara Del'thul > ...
Mizhara Del'thul > Must... not....
Mizhara Del'thul > Can't... resist...
Mizhara Del'thul > /emote points at Koro's crotch, leaving it at that.
Koronakesh > ./facepalm
Hitome Kei > NOooooOOOoooo
Blane Xero > beefy put your thingie in there
Beefheart II > my boat?
Blane Xero > mmhm
Beefheart II > rightyo
Beefheart II > my boat?
Blane Xero > mmhm
Beefheart II > rightyo