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Isabella Nevsky > supposedly his "last" abaddon
Lucius Britannia > yeah right
Lucius Britannia > and I'm the pope
Isabella Nevsky > sweet, honey, can I see inside the vatican?
Lucius Britannia > yes you may, my child
Lucius Britannia > /emote lifts up his robes
R0ze > why would you want MS for siege?
R0ze > if dread is much better :)
Nessaji > to draw fire, so the leadership can escape
Nessaji > siege warfare 101
Tim Brewer > 1-800-DER-DERKA........hello id like to order 1 suicide bomber please
<stoat> I'd rather fly a nanocurse, but there's just something comical about a domi going 5400m/s
<&NTRabbit> comical, like a downs syndrome kind doing circles aorund you in a wheelchair while going "NGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Stark Schiffer > I'd hug you if I could
Enyalius Jin > I'm glad that you can't :)
Stark Schiffer > hugg in swedish means "stab"
Stark Schiffer > just saying =)
Quinn Oron > I should investigate adult diapers so I don't have to worry about bio breaks.
Quinn Oron > Pants wouldn't fit over them.
Quinn Oron > It's a natural progression, really.
<Batolemaeus> so, let's say i'm on a titan, activate portal, and only get: This person is either not a member of your fleet or not present in this solarsystem.
<Batolemaeus> like, uh, huh?
<Ulviirala> fire doomsday, kill the fucking fleet and jump safely to your cyno!
<Ulviirala> ... and post the killmails
Gehen Sealbreaker > Poor guy - arrested for "non usage of a condom".
Darranibal Colpia > Yah thats like the dodgiest interpretation of sexual assault in existance.
Gehen Sealbreaker > :(
Darranibal Colpia > Its actually to Julian Assange's credit that thats the worst dirt that they could dig up, that he twice didnt use a condom. And half the world goes "Bollocks i've done that.. " and the other half goes "Damn so I was born in the midst of a criminal conspiracy?"
Gehen Sealbreaker > lol yeah, it's quite amazing indeed, although not surprising.
Darranibal Colpia > Yah America scraping the barrel again, or indeed, the condom.
* Farcaster attempts to cram a 1400 on a rifter
Prof Shminky: rofl
Moatra: lol
* Prof Shminky loans farcaster a sledge hammer
Prof Shminky: Don't force it, get a bigger hammer
Benarz: glue the rifter to the gun. not the gun to the rifter.
Prof Shminky: hehe, a 1400 cleverly disguised as a rifter
JarikArmada: you're doin' it all wrong.
JarikArmada: you put the rifter into the 1400. it's called 'ammo'
Martin Caine > How do I talk to an agent in a ship?
DevilmanUK > shout loudly.
Cousin Balki > Martin, right click is your friend
DevilmanUK > :)
Martin Caine > should have thought of that :P
Gecko 136 > ask the Backdoor Bandit
Bad Wulf > REAL loudly, devinma
Cousin Balki > and if that fails, shoot at them, nothin gets your attention like missiles and hybrid railguns
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