Shadow XII > 03:20:47 Combat Your group of True Sansha Tachyon Beam Laser places an excellent hit on Ostingele Tectum, inflicting 3396.0 damage.
droider007 > Tectum? Damn near killed um!
Vanguarder > Got that Tectum in the rectum.
droider007 > Tectum? Damn near killed um!
Vanguarder > Got that Tectum in the rectum.
Emistal > Star-wars trivia: For 2 mil: What was Corran Horn's original last name?
MadGaz > bob
Emistal > good try. It might be that his FIRST name was bob, but his last name was not, in point of fictional fact, ever bob
MadGaz > bill
Emistal > afraid not.
Emistal > ok, easier one. The executor (darth Vader's flagship) had a sister ship identical in every way. What was it's name?
MadGaz > ben
MadGaz > bob
Emistal > good try. It might be that his FIRST name was bob, but his last name was not, in point of fictional fact, ever bob
MadGaz > bill
Emistal > afraid not.
Emistal > ok, easier one. The executor (darth Vader's flagship) had a sister ship identical in every way. What was it's name?
MadGaz > ben
(Teamspeak) InzaneD> I got malet's corpse in a container named "Used Items"
tlmitf > someone got a link to the killboards, i need to get some info off them for manufacturing
<Jadrut> 16. Who was the villain in 'star wars'?
<Toulak> Darth solo
<Toulak> doh
<Toulak> Darth solo
<Toulak> doh
Frank Thiesant > the euro is dropping rapidly
Frank Thiesant > as are the dollar and the pound
Frank Thiesant > while the yen stays stable
Frank Thiesant > better start learning chinese
Frank Thiesant > I suggest training Chinese to at least level 2
Telsa Gabliani > well then again have you seen the "quality" of there products lol
anders Gaterau > lol
anders Gaterau > i just swapped here and read all that xD
Telsa Gabliani > damn, i trained the wrong one, i got japanese to rank 3 :(
Frank Thiesant > well
Frank Thiesant > you're boned
Frank Thiesant > Chinese has a times 5 training time multiplier
Frank Thiesant > and there aren't any hardwiring implants
anders Gaterau > Q.Q for you
Frank Thiesant > however
Frank Thiesant > there is a rare tech II implant
Frank Thiesant > in slot 3
John Vanus > LMAO
Frank Thiesant > "Limited Over-ridiculous Joke Inhibitor"
Frank Thiesant > which doesn't really do anything
Frank Thiesant > except cost a lot of isk
Frank Thiesant > and filter crap like this out of the chat
Telsa Gabliani > but this is the best part
Frank Thiesant > as are the dollar and the pound
Frank Thiesant > while the yen stays stable
Frank Thiesant > better start learning chinese
Frank Thiesant > I suggest training Chinese to at least level 2
Telsa Gabliani > well then again have you seen the "quality" of there products lol
anders Gaterau > lol
anders Gaterau > i just swapped here and read all that xD
Telsa Gabliani > damn, i trained the wrong one, i got japanese to rank 3 :(
Frank Thiesant > well
Frank Thiesant > you're boned
Frank Thiesant > Chinese has a times 5 training time multiplier
Frank Thiesant > and there aren't any hardwiring implants
anders Gaterau > Q.Q for you
Frank Thiesant > however
Frank Thiesant > there is a rare tech II implant
Frank Thiesant > in slot 3
John Vanus > LMAO
Frank Thiesant > "Limited Over-ridiculous Joke Inhibitor"
Frank Thiesant > which doesn't really do anything
Frank Thiesant > except cost a lot of isk
Frank Thiesant > and filter crap like this out of the chat
Telsa Gabliani > but this is the best part
Gut Buster> ...there aint no problem that can't be solved by the liberal application of high explosives.
Misinformed Soldier> You Yanks know alot about that, don't you.
Gut Buster> Damn straight! Now say thank you.
Misinformed Soldier> "Thank you", Happy?
Gut Buster> yeah.
Gut Buster> Wanna buy some rockets?
Misinformed Soldier> I'll pass :P
Misinformed Soldier> You Yanks know alot about that, don't you.
Gut Buster> Damn straight! Now say thank you.
Misinformed Soldier> "Thank you", Happy?
Gut Buster> yeah.
Gut Buster> Wanna buy some rockets?
Misinformed Soldier> I'll pass :P
<Viceroy> yeah but i spend most of my time with her now
<DigitalCommunist> holy crap :(
<Viceroy> HEY SORRY SHE HAS BOOBIES :(
<DigitalCommunist> i got replaced by a bleeding bag of water :(
* DigitalCommunist cries
<Viceroy> we kiss :
<Viceroy> if you kissed me
<Viceroy> i wouldn't have left EVE
<Viceroy> I WOULDN'T HAVE
<DigitalCommunist> holy crap :(
<Viceroy> HEY SORRY SHE HAS BOOBIES :(
<DigitalCommunist> i got replaced by a bleeding bag of water :(
* DigitalCommunist cries
<Viceroy> we kiss :
<Viceroy> if you kissed me
<Viceroy> i wouldn't have left EVE
<Viceroy> I WOULDN'T HAVE
Luncinia Padecain > /emote sneaks up behind and stuffs Demon Cookie in a jar... hold the jar under her arm and yells... "THIS IS MAH COOKIE! Anyones tried to take my cookie will suffer the fires of hell and the mercy of Cthulhu!"
Demon Cookie > *squeals and finds herself captive, secretly enjoying it*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote runs to a corner pulls Demon Cookie out of the jar and starts nibbling
Demon Cookie > /emote moans as she's being nibbled
Luncinia Padecain > shhh!
Demon Cookie > /emote quietens her moans a little after being shushed
Demon Cookie > :P
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes a gag, stuffs it in Demon Cookie's mouth, ties it around the head and starts nibbling on toes
Zombie Berlioz > o.O
Demon Cookie > /emote is muffled so can only squirm around while being nibbled
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes a chopstick and pokes the foot in a pressure point until Demon Cookie buckles and starts tying Demon Cookie up to stop the squirming
[Luncinia Padecain > /emote bends over to look demon cookie in the eye... You going to stop squirming now?
Demon Cookie > *nods wideeyed*
Luncinia Padecain > ... ok
Luncinia Padecain > /emote starts nibbling on a finger
Luncinia Padecain > /emote also tickles Demon Cookie's foot with the chopstick
Demon Cookie > *squirms around desperately trying to yank her feet away from the tickling*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote straddles Demon Cookie and smacks the ass hard.... What did I just say?!
Demon Cookie > /emote whimpers muffled by the gag manages to pull it down enough to say "But that was before you started tickling which should be considered cheating!"
Luncinia Padecain > /emote pokes Demon Cookie's foot hard with the chopstick at a pressure point...
Luncinia Padecain > Did you want me to get the paddle?
Demon Cookie > *nods*
Luncinia Padecain > Oh?
Luncinia Padecain > /emote holds back a smile
Bodewhin Schwarz > fucks going on in here o.O
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gets up and comes back with an 1/2" oak paddle with holes drilled in it which looks more like a cricket bat and cracks one over Demon Cookie's ass
Luncinia Padecain > /emote looks at Bodewhin Schwarz ...
Luncinia Padecain > nothing
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives another swing at Demon Cookie's backside
Demon Cookie > /emote tries to act like she's in pain but secretly enjoys it
Bodewhin Schwarz > Im going to save this chat and upload it somewhere
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives three more cracks in succession on Demon Cookie
Bodewhin Schwarz > Maybe on the eveO forums
Bodewhin Schwarz > Make a disturbing/emarassing chat thread
Woulaan > <disturbing comment placeholder>
Demon Cookie > Hey just wait till Lucinia cracks out the ballgags :P
Luncinia Padecain > is tough cookie to break
Demon Cookie > You're not meant to break the cookie. Be gentle! (but not too gentle)
Luncinia Padecain > /emote stomps a foot right in the middle of Demon Cookie's back... Did I say you could speak?!
Demon Cookie > *whimpers and shakes her head, wide eyed*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes her foot of Demon Cookie's back
Luncinia Padecain > are you going to be good now?
Demon Cookie > *nods*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gets down and starts to untie Demon Cookie
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives one more crack across the bottom of Demon Cookie's feet before setting Demon Cookie free
Luncinia Padecain > better?
Demon Cookie > *is untied and relaxes then jumps startled at the last minute swat* Yes, thank you :D
Luncinia Padecain > /emote cuddles with Demon Cookie
Demon Cookie > /emote cuddles with Luncinia Padecain
Demon Cookie > *squeals and finds herself captive, secretly enjoying it*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote runs to a corner pulls Demon Cookie out of the jar and starts nibbling
Demon Cookie > /emote moans as she's being nibbled
Luncinia Padecain > shhh!
Demon Cookie > /emote quietens her moans a little after being shushed
Demon Cookie > :P
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes a gag, stuffs it in Demon Cookie's mouth, ties it around the head and starts nibbling on toes
Zombie Berlioz > o.O
Demon Cookie > /emote is muffled so can only squirm around while being nibbled
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes a chopstick and pokes the foot in a pressure point until Demon Cookie buckles and starts tying Demon Cookie up to stop the squirming
[Luncinia Padecain > /emote bends over to look demon cookie in the eye... You going to stop squirming now?
Demon Cookie > *nods wideeyed*
Luncinia Padecain > ... ok
Luncinia Padecain > /emote starts nibbling on a finger
Luncinia Padecain > /emote also tickles Demon Cookie's foot with the chopstick
Demon Cookie > *squirms around desperately trying to yank her feet away from the tickling*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote straddles Demon Cookie and smacks the ass hard.... What did I just say?!
Demon Cookie > /emote whimpers muffled by the gag manages to pull it down enough to say "But that was before you started tickling which should be considered cheating!"
Luncinia Padecain > /emote pokes Demon Cookie's foot hard with the chopstick at a pressure point...
Luncinia Padecain > Did you want me to get the paddle?
Demon Cookie > *nods*
Luncinia Padecain > Oh?
Luncinia Padecain > /emote holds back a smile
Bodewhin Schwarz > fucks going on in here o.O
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gets up and comes back with an 1/2" oak paddle with holes drilled in it which looks more like a cricket bat and cracks one over Demon Cookie's ass
Luncinia Padecain > /emote looks at Bodewhin Schwarz ...
Luncinia Padecain > nothing
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives another swing at Demon Cookie's backside
Demon Cookie > /emote tries to act like she's in pain but secretly enjoys it
Bodewhin Schwarz > Im going to save this chat and upload it somewhere
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives three more cracks in succession on Demon Cookie
Bodewhin Schwarz > Maybe on the eveO forums
Bodewhin Schwarz > Make a disturbing/emarassing chat thread
Woulaan > <disturbing comment placeholder>
Demon Cookie > Hey just wait till Lucinia cracks out the ballgags :P
Luncinia Padecain > is tough cookie to break
Demon Cookie > You're not meant to break the cookie. Be gentle! (but not too gentle)
Luncinia Padecain > /emote stomps a foot right in the middle of Demon Cookie's back... Did I say you could speak?!
Demon Cookie > *whimpers and shakes her head, wide eyed*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote takes her foot of Demon Cookie's back
Luncinia Padecain > are you going to be good now?
Demon Cookie > *nods*
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gets down and starts to untie Demon Cookie
Luncinia Padecain > /emote gives one more crack across the bottom of Demon Cookie's feet before setting Demon Cookie free
Luncinia Padecain > better?
Demon Cookie > *is untied and relaxes then jumps startled at the last minute swat* Yes, thank you :D
Luncinia Padecain > /emote cuddles with Demon Cookie
Demon Cookie > /emote cuddles with Luncinia Padecain
Arachidamia > without a cloak you are naked to scanners
Neu Bastian > and they might post your picture on the internet
Neu Bastian > and they might post your picture on the internet