Zhulik > if my demands are not met by sometime i will start buttering your loved ones
Zakthar Kadaj > the hell?
Zakthar Kadaj > I come back to find 2 messages
Zakthar Kadaj > something about the server shutdown being aborted?
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Asfalt Makedamovic > yeah
Asfalt Makedamovic > again
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Zakthar Kadaj > they need to stop the devs from humping the damn server
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Zakthar Kadaj > Oh tranquility
Zakthar Kadaj > ooooh
Zakthar Kadaj > oooooh
Zakthar Kadaj > spurt
Zakthar Kadaj > SHIT I DID IT TO THE SERVER AGAIN!
Asfalt Makedamovic > lol
Zakthar Kadaj > can you imagine what happens when the IT guys come in too
Zakthar Kadaj > YOU DID WHAT...AGAIN?!
Zakthar Kadaj > GET OUT
Zakthar Kadaj > after he leaves
Zakthar Kadaj > Don't worry baby, I'll make it all better *unzips flies*
Zakthar Kadaj > FOR THE LOVE OF GOD 0_0
Zakthar Kadaj > I come back to find 2 messages
Zakthar Kadaj > something about the server shutdown being aborted?
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Asfalt Makedamovic > yeah
Asfalt Makedamovic > again
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Zakthar Kadaj > they need to stop the devs from humping the damn server
Asfalt Makedamovic > :D
Zakthar Kadaj > Oh tranquility
Zakthar Kadaj > ooooh
Zakthar Kadaj > oooooh
Zakthar Kadaj > spurt
Zakthar Kadaj > SHIT I DID IT TO THE SERVER AGAIN!
Asfalt Makedamovic > lol
Zakthar Kadaj > can you imagine what happens when the IT guys come in too
Zakthar Kadaj > YOU DID WHAT...AGAIN?!
Zakthar Kadaj > GET OUT
Zakthar Kadaj > after he leaves
Zakthar Kadaj > Don't worry baby, I'll make it all better *unzips flies*
Zakthar Kadaj > FOR THE LOVE OF GOD 0_0
jleicht12006 > too bad ye not be chuck norris
Graedlav > aye... what a mighty man chuck really is
jleicht12006 > what would ye rather have happen, having chuck roundhouse kick ye in te face, or have he teabag ye?
Graedlav> O.o
jleicht12006 > ye never answered te question
Graedlav > arg... I hear his scrote contains the meaning of life...
jleicht12006 > y'arr..
Graedlav > aye... what a mighty man chuck really is
jleicht12006 > what would ye rather have happen, having chuck roundhouse kick ye in te face, or have he teabag ye?
Graedlav> O.o
jleicht12006 > ye never answered te question
Graedlav > arg... I hear his scrote contains the meaning of life...
jleicht12006 > y'arr..
Duckeye > I've put with a lot of nutshots in my time, why do you think I normally wear a cup
Duckeye > because it's fun to walk around inside funeral homes with a huge mound in your pants? of course, but thats not the point
Duckeye > because it's fun to walk around inside funeral homes with a huge mound in your pants? of course, but thats not the point
Ffaide > what are you in Atan?
Atandros > Pink heels, a pair of crotchless panties and a sexy sheer negligee
Atandros > Oh sorry, you meant the ship. Harpy
Atandros > Pink heels, a pair of crotchless panties and a sexy sheer negligee
Atandros > Oh sorry, you meant the ship. Harpy
Seborian > that protien pwder has a side effect....let's just say I have found a new use for the cork....
CYBERgNOME > lol
Roxx Wahala > lol
CYBERgNOME > lol
Roxx Wahala > lol
* cyberfail blows the dust off his HP deskjet 500
<Aea> cyberfail blows
<Aea> All I needed to hear
<cyberfail> ehhhhh
<Levin> i read that as All I needed to bear
<Levin> and thought of a giant spider made of bears
<cyberfail> o.0
<Levin> bears vs spiders
<Levin> who wins?
<cyberfail> spider of course
<Levin> unless
<cyberfail> if it's a black widow
<Levin> black widows arent even deadly
<Levin> bears fucking kill people
<Levin> you can shoot a bear in the face
<Levin> and all it will do is get more pissed
<cyberfail> Pathetic: bears
<%Pathetic> Bears fucking kill people.
<Levin> see?
<cyberfail> well gues you were right Levin
<Aea> cyberfail blows
<Aea> All I needed to hear
<cyberfail> ehhhhh
<Levin> i read that as All I needed to bear
<Levin> and thought of a giant spider made of bears
<cyberfail> o.0
<Levin> bears vs spiders
<Levin> who wins?
<cyberfail> spider of course
<Levin> unless
<cyberfail> if it's a black widow
<Levin> black widows arent even deadly
<Levin> bears fucking kill people
<Levin> you can shoot a bear in the face
<Levin> and all it will do is get more pissed
<cyberfail> Pathetic: bears
<%Pathetic> Bears fucking kill people.
<Levin> see?
<cyberfail> well gues you were right Levin
Adias Rex > I keep getting important missions 13 jumps away, when there is a storyline agent at the same station as the agent I'm working for
Pau1 Atreides > he must be quite swarmed
Raqamir > Personally, I'm convinced that storyline agents are malicious, player hating, bastards
Adias Rex > I'm not quite sure what that means but if it's a synonym for smeghead then yes
Pau1 Atreides > raq: they are just npcs dude :)
Raqamir > Put they're LAAAAME NPC's
Adias Rex > They eat babies
Pau1 Atreides > hahahahhahah
Pau1 Atreides > THEY CANT
Pau1 Atreides > because they are NPCS
Adias Rex > With ketchup
Pau1 Atreides > maybe they eat NPC babies
Pau1 Atreides > but who cares?
Pau1 Atreides > he must be quite swarmed
Raqamir > Personally, I'm convinced that storyline agents are malicious, player hating, bastards
Adias Rex > I'm not quite sure what that means but if it's a synonym for smeghead then yes
Pau1 Atreides > raq: they are just npcs dude :)
Raqamir > Put they're LAAAAME NPC's
Adias Rex > They eat babies
Pau1 Atreides > hahahahhahah
Pau1 Atreides > THEY CANT
Pau1 Atreides > because they are NPCS
Adias Rex > With ketchup
Pau1 Atreides > maybe they eat NPC babies
Pau1 Atreides > but who cares?
SrGeneral Mao > scouting probes, I have the anal ones fitted
Thaddious > im in
Thaddious > im in
CCP Oveur > I like spandex to an unhealthy degree.