Ripp Tyde > i hate haven a job
Ripp Tyde > i get to work and im horny and want to play eve
Ripp Tyde > yet im forced to not touchmyself or undock
Ripp Tyde > i get to work and im horny and want to play eve
Ripp Tyde > yet im forced to not touchmyself or undock
<Typhonius> someone remind me why i listen to busko's show ?
<Ehrys|Shower> i turned it off as soon as busko came on air
<Orkki> because you love torturing yourself?
<JoeyLemur> Now with 40% more Rosa!
<Typhonius> god :/
<Ehrys|Shower> i turned it off as soon as busko came on air
<Orkki> because you love torturing yourself?
<JoeyLemur> Now with 40% more Rosa!
<Typhonius> god :/
Zoan Freyas > Name a culture that doesnt have money
ScarletRavenII > swahili
Zoan Freyas > Thats a language
ScarletRavenII > swahili
Zoan Freyas > Thats a language
Viceroy: did i tell you about the time i downloaded the 5th book
PepsiTab: It fills me rage just thinking about it.
Viceroy: of harry potter
Viceroy: and read all 600 pages
Viceroy: before realizing it was a fan fiction remake
Tehk: ahahaah
PepsiTab: rofl Viceroy.
Viceroy: i should have fucking suspected something when harry gave snape a blowjob
PepsiTab: rofl
PepsiTab: Pwnd.
Viceroy: but i just thought Rowling was being liberal
PepsiTab: It fills me rage just thinking about it.
Viceroy: of harry potter
Viceroy: and read all 600 pages
Viceroy: before realizing it was a fan fiction remake
Tehk: ahahaah
PepsiTab: rofl Viceroy.
Viceroy: i should have fucking suspected something when harry gave snape a blowjob
PepsiTab: rofl
PepsiTab: Pwnd.
Viceroy: but i just thought Rowling was being liberal
<@sinx> woot 96 days 2hours and 13 minutes left
<@Dvalin> ?
<@DeadAgain> Till what!?!
<@sinx> star wars 3
<@DeadAgain> Not that your counting of course
<@sinx> nono
<@sinx> of course not that would be silly
<@CmdrRat> LOL, I saw that line and said to my self, 96 days, damn thats a long skill
<@sinx> lol
<@sinx> yeah im training gunnery 5 and I only have 2 perception
<@Dvalin> ?
<@DeadAgain> Till what!?!
<@sinx> star wars 3
<@DeadAgain> Not that your counting of course
<@sinx> nono
<@sinx> of course not that would be silly
<@CmdrRat> LOL, I saw that line and said to my self, 96 days, damn thats a long skill
<@sinx> lol
<@sinx> yeah im training gunnery 5 and I only have 2 perception
<Squizz_C> am I the only one who is not impressed with the J!NX shirts?
<Dark-Fx> I'm not impressed with anyone that uses puncuation in the middle of their name.
<Squizz_C> says the guy with a hyphen in his name
<Dark-Fx> I'm not impressed with anyone that uses puncuation in the middle of their name.
<Squizz_C> says the guy with a hyphen in his name
Leopold Caine > /emote decided to just appear for the event in his old amarr navy uniform
Leopold Caine > I even made up a touching thing how in Akila we bury our dead in salt to protect them from the evil spirits
Leopold Caine > So I brought two glass spheres filled with salt as a present
Leopold Caine > In hindsight, someone might understand that as offering someone some salty balls. :/
Leopold Caine > /emote should've rethought that one
Leopold Caine > I even made up a touching thing how in Akila we bury our dead in salt to protect them from the evil spirits
Leopold Caine > So I brought two glass spheres filled with salt as a present
Leopold Caine > In hindsight, someone might understand that as offering someone some salty balls. :/
Leopold Caine > /emote should've rethought that one
twas the night before christmas, all over eden,
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
not a pirate was stirring, not even an ammarrian heathen,
all the stockings were hung in the quarters w/ care,
in hopes that pirates, wouldn't be there.
The Rookies were nestled all snug in their stations,
While visions of empire being laid in their foundations
momma in her carrier and i in my titan
settling down fornight and sleep was the plan
Out of the pos arose such a clatter,
we awoke from our vats to see what was the matter
We ran to the porthole at a frenetic pace,
looked out and saw 8 tiny reindeer running in space
Pulling a sleigh with a fat little man,
A tractor beam pulling a giant jet can.
"Ho, ho ho!" the fat man screamed,
Target painting all the boys and girls with a red little beam.
"These presents are yours, you good girls and boys,
These railguns and lasers are not really toys,
For those of you mean vicious sick pirate shits,
I'm bringing in Concord to blow you to bits!
My first year in New Eden, now I'll never leave,
For I am Sansha Claus, the new Father of Eve!"
--Stovak Aseph & thor hammersgard & akanamon
Arson Monkey > OC and evol of old had a rivalry
Arson Monkey > OC kicked ass... and Evol was always 5 steps behind them watching
Arson Monkey > btw, RAM is made up mostly of old school stain alliance guys...
Arson Monkey > where most of bob learned to fight
Arson Monkey > that or the curse alliance, the SA's old enemy
Drake Arson > Think I jsut pissed someone off...
Arson Monkey > nope
Arson Monkey > alot old timers just have thier soap box issues
Arson Monkey > you'de hear the oppsosite coming from evol guys
Drake Arson > heh
Arson Monkey > course, they only think they are great cause they are still around
Arson Monkey > but then, so are opossums
Bregan Anzor > Well, that does count for something, right?
Arson Monkey > not really
Arson Monkey > just look at the little critters
Arson Monkey > and how dumb they are
Arson Monkey > the opossums, not evol
Arson Monkey > OC kicked ass... and Evol was always 5 steps behind them watching
Arson Monkey > btw, RAM is made up mostly of old school stain alliance guys...
Arson Monkey > where most of bob learned to fight
Arson Monkey > that or the curse alliance, the SA's old enemy
Drake Arson > Think I jsut pissed someone off...
Arson Monkey > nope
Arson Monkey > alot old timers just have thier soap box issues
Arson Monkey > you'de hear the oppsosite coming from evol guys
Drake Arson > heh
Arson Monkey > course, they only think they are great cause they are still around
Arson Monkey > but then, so are opossums
Bregan Anzor > Well, that does count for something, right?
Arson Monkey > not really
Arson Monkey > just look at the little critters
Arson Monkey > and how dumb they are
Arson Monkey > the opossums, not evol
agentsmitty > crikey
agentsmitty > your instadock sucks
Crikey > i never gave u mine
agentsmitty > crikey
agentsmitty > my instadock sucks
agentsmitty > your instadock sucks
Crikey > i never gave u mine
agentsmitty > crikey
agentsmitty > my instadock sucks