Mehran Salenahi > ruining peoples day is fun, but loses it's luster after you do it the first few dozen times
Mehran Salenahi > Randomly podding someone to me is like masturbation..
Mehran Salenahi > I only do it because I'm in-between scores
CardboardSword42 > . . . o.O
CardboardSword42 > oh ok
CardboardSword42 > thought you were getting off on podding people
Mehran Salenahi > nonono
Mehran Salenahi > I get off the hilarious conversations that follow though.
Mehran Salenahi > Randomly podding someone to me is like masturbation..
Mehran Salenahi > I only do it because I'm in-between scores
CardboardSword42 > . . . o.O
CardboardSword42 > oh ok
CardboardSword42 > thought you were getting off on podding people
Mehran Salenahi > nonono
Mehran Salenahi > I get off the hilarious conversations that follow though.
FowlPlayChiken > fuck
FowlPlayChiken > nc can you fly a mothership!?!?
Xulnaga > prolly, he's uber
FowlPlayChiken > nc
FowlPlayChiken > i fpund a empoty mothership!
Xulnaga > 0.O
FowlPlayChiken > nc!
Talthrus > omg fowl
FowlPlayChiken > NC!
FowlPlayChiken > where the fuck are you
FowlPlayChiken > i cant fly this shit
Neurotic Cat > what
FowlPlayChiken > its at an offline pos
FowlPlayChiken > dude
Neurotic Cat > motherhship
FowlPlayChiken > mothership
FowlPlayChiken > gal
Neurotic Cat > where?
Neurotic Cat > i can fly it
FowlPlayChiken > wait
FowlPlayChiken > OMG!
FowlPlayChiken > its full of stars!
Neurotic Cat > you fucker
Neurotic Cat > its april 1
FowlPlayChiken > lmfao
FowlPlayChiken > :-D
FowlPlayChiken > PWNED (tm)
Talthrus > :P
FowlPlayChiken > but for one moment NC< you were WIDE awake
Neurotic Cat > yes i was. wide awake and ready to go anywhere to steal a mothership
FowlPlayChiken > lol
FowlPlayChiken > i love april 1
FowlPlayChiken > nc can you fly a mothership!?!?
Xulnaga > prolly, he's uber
FowlPlayChiken > nc
FowlPlayChiken > i fpund a empoty mothership!
Xulnaga > 0.O
FowlPlayChiken > nc!
Talthrus > omg fowl
FowlPlayChiken > NC!
FowlPlayChiken > where the fuck are you
FowlPlayChiken > i cant fly this shit
Neurotic Cat > what
FowlPlayChiken > its at an offline pos
FowlPlayChiken > dude
Neurotic Cat > motherhship
FowlPlayChiken > mothership
FowlPlayChiken > gal
Neurotic Cat > where?
Neurotic Cat > i can fly it
FowlPlayChiken > wait
FowlPlayChiken > OMG!
FowlPlayChiken > its full of stars!
Neurotic Cat > you fucker
Neurotic Cat > its april 1
FowlPlayChiken > lmfao
FowlPlayChiken > :-D
FowlPlayChiken > PWNED (tm)
Talthrus > :P
FowlPlayChiken > but for one moment NC< you were WIDE awake
Neurotic Cat > yes i was. wide awake and ready to go anywhere to steal a mothership
FowlPlayChiken > lol
FowlPlayChiken > i love april 1
<Levin> mostly i dont want to go duel you on a fresh install and new video card
<Levin> just to have the usual 57843562043523 warnings and shit
<Levin> do you REALLY want to shoot that guy?
<Levin> REALLY REALLY?
<Sadist> yes, esp. during an inty duel
<Levin> yeah
<Sadist> WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTINUE THE TARGETING TUTORIAL NOW?
<Levin> YOU ARE IN A POD
<Levin> YOU SHOULD DOCK BEFORE YOU GET PODDED
<Levin> YOU ARE IN THE CLONE BAY
<Levin> WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN THE CLONE TUTORIAL?
<Levin> just to have the usual 57843562043523 warnings and shit
<Levin> do you REALLY want to shoot that guy?
<Levin> REALLY REALLY?
<Sadist> yes, esp. during an inty duel
<Levin> yeah
<Sadist> WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTINUE THE TARGETING TUTORIAL NOW?
<Levin> YOU ARE IN A POD
<Levin> YOU SHOULD DOCK BEFORE YOU GET PODDED
<Levin> YOU ARE IN THE CLONE BAY
<Levin> WOULD YOU LIKE TO OPEN THE CLONE TUTORIAL?
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > Dammit Scotty! stop fapping and open the damn doors!
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > undocking . . .
jih chop > Dammit Scotty! stop fapping and open the damn doors!
danieljedi > i would mate but i have work
Viper ShizzIe > Sabre shit now
Viper ShizzIe > =/
Viper ShizzIe > add a 's/
Selim > is it? :(
Viper ShizzIe > 4775 with max skills, no implants and T2 mwd
Viper ShizzIe > 10.3 fully maxed and overheating a gistii
Selim > god, they really know how to fuck up solo 0.0
Viper ShizzIe > NO
Viper ShizzIe > IT WAS A BOOST
Viper ShizzIe > THEY SWEARS
Selim > its not like soloing in a sabre was overpowered
Viper ShizzIe > boost to inties&
Selim > all you could kill were idiot inties and haulers
Viper ShizzIe > and bubbles create agg now
Viper ShizzIe > so they got nerfed then shafted.
Selim > yeah, fuck that
Viper ShizzIe > idk I'm gonna fly one for the lulz
Viper ShizzIe > with a cloak and two bubble launchers
Viper ShizzIe > o/
Selim > lol
Viper ShizzIe > it'd be epic
Viper ShizzIe > bubble your ingate
Viper ShizzIe > warp to 100 on the outgate
Viper ShizzIe > bubble that
Viper ShizzIe > cloak
Viper ShizzIe > victory.
Viper ShizzIe > well
Selim > what will you kill?
Viper ShizzIe > victory + dead alt once I forget he's on appoach to the gate
Selim > lightly tanked iterons?
Viper ShizzIe > Nothing, but that's not the poin
Viper ShizzIe > point*
Viper ShizzIe > griefing 200 man fleets
Selim > lol;
Viper ShizzIe > > killing a few inties
Viper ShizzIe > Not only griefing them
Viper ShizzIe > but griefing them for 20 jumps
Selim > I'd take on a sabre in some inties
Viper ShizzIe > until they get to the final spot
Viper ShizzIe > and then they realise my sabre also has a cyno
Selim > lol
Viper ShizzIe > BOOM DD HULLSHOT
Viper ShizzIe > I'd quit the game if that happened to me.
Tareen Kashaar > lol
Viper ShizzIe > =/
Viper ShizzIe > add a 's/
Selim > is it? :(
Viper ShizzIe > 4775 with max skills, no implants and T2 mwd
Viper ShizzIe > 10.3 fully maxed and overheating a gistii
Selim > god, they really know how to fuck up solo 0.0
Viper ShizzIe > NO
Viper ShizzIe > IT WAS A BOOST
Viper ShizzIe > THEY SWEARS
Selim > its not like soloing in a sabre was overpowered
Viper ShizzIe > boost to inties&
Selim > all you could kill were idiot inties and haulers
Viper ShizzIe > and bubbles create agg now
Viper ShizzIe > so they got nerfed then shafted.
Selim > yeah, fuck that
Viper ShizzIe > idk I'm gonna fly one for the lulz
Viper ShizzIe > with a cloak and two bubble launchers
Viper ShizzIe > o/
Selim > lol
Viper ShizzIe > it'd be epic
Viper ShizzIe > bubble your ingate
Viper ShizzIe > warp to 100 on the outgate
Viper ShizzIe > bubble that
Viper ShizzIe > cloak
Viper ShizzIe > victory.
Viper ShizzIe > well
Selim > what will you kill?
Viper ShizzIe > victory + dead alt once I forget he's on appoach to the gate
Selim > lightly tanked iterons?
Viper ShizzIe > Nothing, but that's not the poin
Viper ShizzIe > point*
Viper ShizzIe > griefing 200 man fleets
Selim > lol;
Viper ShizzIe > > killing a few inties
Viper ShizzIe > Not only griefing them
Viper ShizzIe > but griefing them for 20 jumps
Selim > I'd take on a sabre in some inties
Viper ShizzIe > until they get to the final spot
Viper ShizzIe > and then they realise my sabre also has a cyno
Selim > lol
Viper ShizzIe > BOOM DD HULLSHOT
Viper ShizzIe > I'd quit the game if that happened to me.
Tareen Kashaar > lol
<Dezikiel> is there a blackhole in eve?
<DigitalCommunist> Yes, EC-P8R.
<DigitalCommunist> Ships go in, but they don't come out.
<DigitalCommunist> Yes, EC-P8R.
<DigitalCommunist> Ships go in, but they don't come out.
Pride NL > friggin vista sucks monkey balls. Damn 15fps
yarrmarr > pffft vista... moehahahahaha
yarrmarr > I hear hello kitty adventure island runs great tho.... maybe try that? :D
yarrmarr > pffft vista... moehahahahaha
yarrmarr > I hear hello kitty adventure island runs great tho.... maybe try that? :D
Ancient Cow > these women got me trained SoB
Turgeon Reign > Whip
Ancient Cow > here I am, college student, listening to mudvyne, playing eve online, eating raman noodles, having a beer, and I got fucking knitting needles on hand. What powers these women have with their puppy eyes and tits >.<
Ancient Cow > If I don't see some ass from these girls, I am going to be one pissed Knitter
Ancient Cow > and shove the needles where the sun don't shine.
Turgeon Reign > Whip
Ancient Cow > here I am, college student, listening to mudvyne, playing eve online, eating raman noodles, having a beer, and I got fucking knitting needles on hand. What powers these women have with their puppy eyes and tits >.<
Ancient Cow > If I don't see some ass from these girls, I am going to be one pissed Knitter
Ancient Cow > and shove the needles where the sun don't shine.
KIATolon > I always fit stabs to my sniping megathron, I get jammed ALL the time though and can never lock the enemy :(