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Wrap > yeah i know, i aint doing it again
Wrap > i never will
Wilhelm Caster > lol newb won the draw
Gantian > lol....a noob won
Palu Whoda > he's a 19 month old in a noob corp
Wrap > he cant even use them
Tyranthrax > so he still won :)
Tyranthrax > hey wrap you 2 have something in common. .. neither of you can use the Battleship :)
Pod Man > 2007.03.09 04:07:12 Notify Heavy Missile Launcher II has a corpse stuck in it
joelinux > During a recent roam, my corpies and I happened upon an unlucky group that happened to fall inside our heavy interdictor's influence. After a brief, but spirited interchange, which included the podding of one of the unfortunate combatants, I was surprised to find a flash-frozen female persona amongst the wreckage.
joelinux > As I have been alone in space, with a predominately male set of colleagues, I immediately pulled her onboard.
joelinux > I have named her Chloe, and she has accompanied me on all my trips since. We've ratted, gate camped, and sold things in Jita together. It's become an extremely endearing relationship. While she isn't the most talkative sort, and "relations" between us are somewhat cold and one-sided, I have grown fond of her endless curiosity; When I place her on the bridge in a chair, looking out onto space, she will sit, unmoving, not blinking nor breathing, for hours, with the same look on her face, until I have one of the crewmembers put her back in the captains' quarters.
joelinux > My question is this: Recently, I decided that Chloe needed some new garments. I went ahead and purchased the clothes: (Red Women's Impress Skirt, Olive Women's Sterling Dress Blouse, and Women's Minima Heels...(never forget the shoes, gentleman!). When I went to put them on her, I realized that there is no function to allow me to do so. Is that coming up in a future release?
joelinux > Also, do you have plans to make the same clothes that the exotic dancers wear available for purchase? I want Chloe to feel and look sexy.
splicer cell > plan skel?
Skelnag > try not to lose your ship
splicer cell > good plan
Elrix > sheesh i hate when work interferes with game time
Chrysalis Kashaar > my psu died
Chrysalis Kashaar > it exploderated
Chrysalis Kashaar > sort of
Cadela Fria > doh!
Chrysalis Kashaar > so I had to get a new, glowy blue one <3
Chrysalis Kashaar > got two blue cathode lights too
Cadela Fria > Mine is glowy blue too ^_^
Destr0math > mine TOO!!
Chrysalis Kashaar > so now it glows glows glows glows!
Cadela Fria > 500 W
Destr0math > 550W!!!
Destr0math > yeah!!!
Chrysalis Kashaar > 500W
Destr0math > my epeen is bigger b/c i have more watts!!
Chrysalis Kashaar > should suffice for 5 hard disks
Destr0math > i have enough PG for t2 CPU!!
<Doc> sex was great, but... eve is better
<%DJ_Damage> ...idnt i bet
<wooley> :|
<%DJ_Damage> was wat i ment
* wooley loses respect for Doc
<Doc> eve doesnt bitch if i dont play it for days
<wooley> good point :P
<LadySDevil> DJ_Damage: what makes it worse is being to actually know what it would mean to have pms for 5 months LOL
<wooley> EVE doesn't complain when you explode early either
<wooley> not that I have the problem.
<@neb|drunk> - #4 No public or private channels that trade in warez or sexually related content
< Coaster> okay, okay :P
< Coaster> I get the point
< Coaster> albeit, this channel breaks the latter rule on a daily basis...... :P
* Kurenin|out anally rapes neb|drunk
<@neb|drunk> ouch :/
< Kurenin|out> :(
<@HellGremlin> Silly. Everyone knows Auroras have no rectums.
< Kurenin|out> oh?
* neb|drunk hugs his JD
<@HellGremlin> Yeah, their diet is comprised mostly of whiskey, which evaporates, and fairy dust which is magical and
therefore does not need to be excreted.
< Daakkon> shit comes out of their mouth
< Daakkon> ^_^
-!- Daakkon was kicked from #eve-online by neb|drunk [faggit]
-!- Daakkon [Daakkon@84262B32.9AF8FCF9.4E5AEF48.IP] has joined #eve-online
<@HellGremlin> The polite term is "events"
Koronakesh > seri hit on me once, jean : run away
Louella Dougans > seri hit on a lot of people tbh
Louella Dougans > Koro is liek
Louella Dougans > single shot scoped rifle
Louella Dougans > Seri is like
Louella Dougans > machine pistol
Koronakesh > sprays his load all over and doesn't actually ever hit the mark?
<RangerXT> why do even my dreams mock me
* RangerXT /wrists
<Horionte> what did you dream about mister eckstee?
<RazoR> you get no sex even in dreams?
<RangerXT> well, no
<RangerXT> but
<RangerXT> I get mocked with all the things I want
<Horionte> like sex?
<RangerXT> no
<RazoR> so, you dont want sex?
<Horionte> lol
<RangerXT> well, I do
<RangerXT> but it's with who that I get mocked by
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