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joshyo02: I just got an offer for sex
Aiyeeta Beaver: how many loyalty points?
Queen Diamond > they watching their girly figure
Queen Diamond > they want bear belly not a bear keg in a shirt!
Uthachti > The "Reverse Hourglass"?
Queen Diamond > i lick big butts and i can not lie... you other brothers can't deny
* Ak-Gara pokes Reiisha
* Jacob_Etienne pokes himself
<Jacob_Etienne> wait..
<Jacob_Etienne> no
<Ak-Gara> o_O
* Jacob_Etienne cowers in shame
<Reiisha> thats one hell of a sexlife you got there
* moocifer pulls Jacob_Etienne's kilt over Jacob_Etienne's head
* Jacob_Etienne suffocates
CiceroneITA > ihave a "little problem"
sodney > we dont do penis enlargement here
sodney > sorry
Draconic Slayer > so
Draconic Slayer > this is like what monkeys do
Draconic Slayer > they piss on each other to assert dominance
Draconic Slayer > and we just did that to you
Draconic Slayer > right?
ErrorRon > confirming we are monkeys
Teaza Vix > The whole sobeseki system can hear Teaza Vix's stereo as he flys through...
Felin Dyrmascal > You can't hear sound in space
Teaza Vix > dont get all technical... these are phat beats
Teaza Vix > and phat beats pwn all... including lack of atmosphere
Algenon Verexus > hehe
Felin Dyrmascal > Ah, of course, phat beats create their own atmosphere ;)
< Danalog> "due to our database design sucking total ass, we're breaking stuff. again."
< Danalog> "it's not like we know how to set up a slave just for the API or anything"
< cenobite> It's been that way since they made it. It's Minmatar.
Seriphyn Inhonores > but Abraxas writing anything EVE-related that isn't some mindfuck fanfic and actual about nittygritty politics is surprising
Seriphyn Inhonores > i dunno. abraxas, when he writes, likes to slink and writhe up against you, moaning sultrily and conspiratorially into your ear, breathlessly uttering "Oh, what could it mean?"
Seriphyn Inhonores > at which point, I slap him, and say "Bitch, just give it to me. Give all of it to me", since I'm a PF-whore.
Eilof > hey jih, want to find a plex?
jih chop > sry no fun for me today
jih chop > I'm at my sisters
Auredol > sadness
Eilof > aww
Eilof > get her on the game too and lets rock something!
jih chop > lol, it's too complex for her
Eilof > harsh
dysje > lol
dysje > well this game is too complex for many people :p
dysje > like most of my family..
jih chop > not like it's too hard to understand, just to hard for them to enjoy
Eilof > lol
jih chop > nongeeks are annoying
jih chop > "norms" suk
Eilof > how i describe it to my friends is that they will NOT like it for the first little bit
Eilof > but if they stick through it the could end up loving it
jih chop > besides - she's a WOWer
jih chop > I don't want her coming in here leaving her friggin pixie dust everywhere
jih chop > that stuff is a bitch to get out of the pod
tappad [tfn..]: Meh, I'm gonna give poorly tanked hulks a go in isinokka for like 7 catalysts
ereshgikal [tfn..]: hahaha, you count your time in a system in catalysts...not hours?
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