Tyrok Legio > i think i've had too much red bull, i thought shit!! i haven't let the cat in.........i don't have a cat.....
Tyrok Legio > i wanna know where the cat shit on the floor came from tho 0.o
Pushtan > ROFL! fucking quoted!!!!
Tyrok Legio > i wanna know where the cat shit on the floor came from tho 0.o
Pushtan > ROFL! fucking quoted!!!!
Tamora > i make AFK look 1337
Rococho Ranger > wat happened to the carpets i ordered?
Brutus Salazaar > Errr...
kim33 > lol
Azuse > *cough*
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the shag rug near the fire place..... I traded them in
Fistsandwich > Harder to clean RR, especially liquids
Azuse > carpet burn, you understand
Brutus Salazaar > It was a fantastic 1000 to 1 deal
Jheroloy Ayryon > Our trade expert...
Rococho Ranger > 80,000 square feet of carpet.... for one rug ?
Brutus Salazaar > Its a extra special special rug
Azuse > itll see more use...
Gkarr Tarawanaka > Brutus died it pink and glued it to the exterior of his Phallus
Rococho Ranger > ok brutus, but i'm not explaining it at the next management meeting
Brutus Salazaar > Mohair, or lama hair or somethin... feels synthetic though, like .... Polyester, static is a bitch on it though
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
Jheroloy Ayryon > I got some of those
Brutus Salazaar > But it is quite allot of phun rubbing any hairy part of your body over it and watching it stand on end....
kim33 > BRUTUS
Brutus Salazaar > WHAT?
Brutus Salazaar > :)=
Agustus Caesar > lmao
Rococho Ranger > ok end that line of thought right NOW!
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
kim33 > you are hopeless ;)
Jheroloy Ayryon > And that's why we all love you.
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the room in general - YOU are the ones with the dirty minds, I just have the map
Brutus Salazaar > Errr...
kim33 > lol
Azuse > *cough*
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the shag rug near the fire place..... I traded them in
Fistsandwich > Harder to clean RR, especially liquids
Azuse > carpet burn, you understand
Brutus Salazaar > It was a fantastic 1000 to 1 deal
Jheroloy Ayryon > Our trade expert...
Rococho Ranger > 80,000 square feet of carpet.... for one rug ?
Brutus Salazaar > Its a extra special special rug
Azuse > itll see more use...
Gkarr Tarawanaka > Brutus died it pink and glued it to the exterior of his Phallus
Rococho Ranger > ok brutus, but i'm not explaining it at the next management meeting
Brutus Salazaar > Mohair, or lama hair or somethin... feels synthetic though, like .... Polyester, static is a bitch on it though
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
Jheroloy Ayryon > I got some of those
Brutus Salazaar > But it is quite allot of phun rubbing any hairy part of your body over it and watching it stand on end....
kim33 > BRUTUS
Brutus Salazaar > WHAT?
Brutus Salazaar > :)=
Agustus Caesar > lmao
Rococho Ranger > ok end that line of thought right NOW!
Brutus Salazaar > hehe
kim33 > you are hopeless ;)
Jheroloy Ayryon > And that's why we all love you.
Brutus Salazaar > /emote points to the room in general - YOU are the ones with the dirty minds, I just have the map
Un'cas > worlds biggest AB on this rupture lol
mazzilliu > what kind?
Un'cas > structure fire
mazzilliu > what kind?
Un'cas > structure fire
<JohnnyTwoshoe> gonna pick up my Hookbill
<JohnnyTwoshoe> woot, in the Hooker
<JohnnyTwoshoe> ...fuck that came out wrong
<Qwaar-Jet> wrong is a moderate understatement
<JohnnyTwoshoe> woot, in the Hooker
<JohnnyTwoshoe> ...fuck that came out wrong
<Qwaar-Jet> wrong is a moderate understatement
Sayla Misato > Jonny Vicous in Rifter in [system]
Mike Right > where is he?
Brotekk > omg
Brotekk > everyone log off
Tira'tai > we will all die
Brotekk > QUICK LOG
Brotekk > AHHHHH
* Tira'tai fears the rifter of doom
Razorbill > lol
* Aaric Jervai panics
Sayla Misato > waht's so great about a rifter?
* Aaric Jervai runs in circles screaming
* Brotekk self destructs so he cant get ransomed
Tira'tai > grab your towel, and don't panic!111
Sayla Misato > Maybe I shouldn't have reported it....
Sayla Misato > he's gone now....
FreeLancer24 > lmao
Brotekk > Sayla DOCK BEFORE YOU DIE
Brotekk > oh thank god
Sayla Misato > Wha....
Tira'tai > nono, perfectly fine, just the threat level is ... err ... moderate
Sayla Misato > Why must i dock at the first sign of a rifteR?
Aaric Jervai > you might DIE
Tira'tai > because of its doomsday device... very dangerous
Brotekk > DONT SAY IT
Brotekk > WE WILL DIE
Tira'tai > uh, sry
Brotekk > :(
* Tira'tai emote shuts up now
* Sayla Misato wonders who spiked the biogel in their pods....
Mike Right > where is he?
Brotekk > omg
Brotekk > everyone log off
Tira'tai > we will all die
Brotekk > QUICK LOG
Brotekk > AHHHHH
* Tira'tai fears the rifter of doom
Razorbill > lol
* Aaric Jervai panics
Sayla Misato > waht's so great about a rifter?
* Aaric Jervai runs in circles screaming
* Brotekk self destructs so he cant get ransomed
Tira'tai > grab your towel, and don't panic!111
Sayla Misato > Maybe I shouldn't have reported it....
Sayla Misato > he's gone now....
FreeLancer24 > lmao
Brotekk > Sayla DOCK BEFORE YOU DIE
Brotekk > oh thank god
Sayla Misato > Wha....
Tira'tai > nono, perfectly fine, just the threat level is ... err ... moderate
Sayla Misato > Why must i dock at the first sign of a rifteR?
Aaric Jervai > you might DIE
Tira'tai > because of its doomsday device... very dangerous
Brotekk > DONT SAY IT
Brotekk > WE WILL DIE
Tira'tai > uh, sry
Brotekk > :(
* Tira'tai emote shuts up now
* Sayla Misato wonders who spiked the biogel in their pods....
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > Check my corp history ^_-
Qitbuqa > slacker industries
Qitbuqa > :facepalm:
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > /emote giggles > haha aye
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > what can I say, I love their brand of retardness
Qitbuqa > slacker industries
Qitbuqa > :facepalm:
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > /emote giggles > haha aye
Mebrithiel Ju'wien > what can I say, I love their brand of retardness
LodeArm > lol ive just been mowing the lawn and managed to trash the lawn mower by going over a chuck of wood :( oopsie
PKlavins > O.o
Ralus > hehe crunch
Kennyer > lol
Kennyer > smooth :)
Mud Dawg > Well, guess you don't need to worry about the lawn for awhile.
LodeArm > there was fuel coming out of the air intake on the side..... so i hie the lawn mower and legged it back to eve lol
PKlavins > (Notify) Chunk of wood strikes lawnmower perfectly, wrecking the lawnmower
LodeArm > hehe
Mud Dawg > LOL
Ralus > hah just use some petrol that'll have the grass down in no time
PKlavins > O.o
Ralus > hehe crunch
Kennyer > lol
Kennyer > smooth :)
Mud Dawg > Well, guess you don't need to worry about the lawn for awhile.
LodeArm > there was fuel coming out of the air intake on the side..... so i hie the lawn mower and legged it back to eve lol
PKlavins > (Notify) Chunk of wood strikes lawnmower perfectly, wrecking the lawnmower
LodeArm > hehe
Mud Dawg > LOL
Ralus > hah just use some petrol that'll have the grass down in no time
<Ulviirala> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....
<Ulviirala> NOBODY MOVE!
<Ulviirala> I LOST MY MIND!
<Virtuozzo> again?
* Oneiromancer takes out the magnifying glass
<Ulviirala> NOBODY MOVE!
<Ulviirala> I LOST MY MIND!
<Virtuozzo> again?
* Oneiromancer takes out the magnifying glass
Timothy McKenzie > well have found pounding cock
Mortimus > what. the. fuck?
Timothy McKenzie > well that didn't come out right
Timothy McKenzie > CCK
Timothy McKenzie > everyone calls them cock
Mortimus > what. the. fuck?
Timothy McKenzie > well that didn't come out right
Timothy McKenzie > CCK
Timothy McKenzie > everyone calls them cock