<wizzard66> i asked my teenage daughters if i should get a justin bieber haircut. Two responses followed. First from my thirteen years old precious "With what hair??" The second from my fifteen year old sweetheart "Is it posible to divorce from your own parents" ?
<Tenshi> 450 somalis and ethiopians? knives or no ... how do you force 450 ppl overboard?
<HellGremlin> Easy.
<HellGremlin> Throw a twinkie into the sea.
<HellGremlin> Easy.
<HellGremlin> Throw a twinkie into the sea.
Mazzic Karde > Contrary to popular belief, CCP's main product is lag. Eve Online is just a side effect
Emeric Jadgoth > wonders how he can lose an entire mp3 collection on just three hand disks
Skiggy > floppys?
Emeric Jadgoth > hard*
LordElfa > you're hard?
LordElfa > Wait a tick, are you hard or floppy, I'm lost
Skiggy > floppys?
Emeric Jadgoth > hard*
LordElfa > you're hard?
LordElfa > Wait a tick, are you hard or floppy, I'm lost
Michan Yu > missiles vs neuts ftw
Zurrar > ^_^
Krunus O'Kais > I prefer drones
Zurrar > ill be in a ishtar and eos soon :)
Eagle Tarquinas > drones = pwn
Eagle Tarquinas > pwn = win
Eagle Tarquinas > win = success
Krunus O'Kais > win = the darkside?
Krunus O'Kais > Oh my bad
Eagle Tarquinas > win = antifail
mjed mazga > the darkside = has cookies
mjed mazga > cookies = win
Krunus O'Kais > Indeed
Eagle Tarquinas > wait...
Eagle Tarquinas > that means that....
mjed mazga > and the cycle completes, ergo, drones are cookies!
Eagle Tarquinas > drones are cookies! O.o
mjed mazga > om nom nom
Zurrar > ^_^
Krunus O'Kais > I prefer drones
Zurrar > ill be in a ishtar and eos soon :)
Eagle Tarquinas > drones = pwn
Eagle Tarquinas > pwn = win
Eagle Tarquinas > win = success
Krunus O'Kais > win = the darkside?
Krunus O'Kais > Oh my bad
Eagle Tarquinas > win = antifail
mjed mazga > the darkside = has cookies
mjed mazga > cookies = win
Krunus O'Kais > Indeed
Eagle Tarquinas > wait...
Eagle Tarquinas > that means that....
mjed mazga > and the cycle completes, ergo, drones are cookies!
Eagle Tarquinas > drones are cookies! O.o
mjed mazga > om nom nom
Bonza B > Hey, I'm not getting into the 'I've got got more isk than you but a really small cock'
lee boots > who cares how small my cock is aslong as i have lots of isk : )
lee boots > who cares how small my cock is aslong as i have lots of isk : )
Wacoede > hey baba
baba Oreilly > hey waco, whats up
Wacoede > not much
baba Oreilly > i had an exciting day toxday :)
Wacoede > yeah ?
baba Oreilly > basically a girl ran away from home, dad thought it was to see me, was very pissed
Wacoede > oh dear
baba Oreilly > of course, the girl just got her license and is 4 years younger than me, and 3000 minles away :)
Wacoede > well if she just got her license couldn't she be coming to see you
baba Oreilly > yea... she called her parents like 20 min ago *phew* now the police dont need to camp my house
Wacoede > lol gate camps eh get'em every where
baba Oreilly > hey waco, whats up
Wacoede > not much
baba Oreilly > i had an exciting day toxday :)
Wacoede > yeah ?
baba Oreilly > basically a girl ran away from home, dad thought it was to see me, was very pissed
Wacoede > oh dear
baba Oreilly > of course, the girl just got her license and is 4 years younger than me, and 3000 minles away :)
Wacoede > well if she just got her license couldn't she be coming to see you
baba Oreilly > yea... she called her parents like 20 min ago *phew* now the police dont need to camp my house
Wacoede > lol gate camps eh get'em every where
Gallente citizen516644 > DOGBALLZ!
Gallente citizen516644 > LIVES
Vanderon > looks like you got castrated
Gallente citizen516644 > LIVES
Vanderon > looks like you got castrated
Martial Arc > beer is like a magical liquid
Martial Arc > it makes ugly girls pretty, crappy movies funny, and boring times go faster
Ozkar > i can see how beer is a must in alaska then
Martial Arc > i just said it was more competitive here, not that all the women were sasquatches
Martial Arc > it makes ugly girls pretty, crappy movies funny, and boring times go faster
Ozkar > i can see how beer is a must in alaska then
Martial Arc > i just said it was more competitive here, not that all the women were sasquatches
Durantis > anyone wanna help me recover
Durantis > i just lost my deimos
Durantis > and i got 8m isk right now
Durantis > i need a new ship
Durantis > and i lost my +4 implants
Durantis > pleaswe
DonMagicJuan > dont fly deimos
Asakura Nemu > go mine
DonMagicJuan > its terrible
Durantis > i know i wanna cut myself now
Durantis > please help me
Durantis > i
Asakura Nemu > GO DIE
Asakura Nemu > KILL YOURSELF IRL
Durantis > 'm crying
Asakura Nemu > DO IT
Asakura Nemu > WE WILL ALL BE HAPPIER AS A RESULT
Durantis > ok
Asakura Nemu > need a razor blade?
Asakura Nemu > I can supply.
Durantis > for free?
Durantis > i just lost my deimos
Durantis > and i got 8m isk right now
Durantis > i need a new ship
Durantis > and i lost my +4 implants
Durantis > pleaswe
DonMagicJuan > dont fly deimos
Asakura Nemu > go mine
DonMagicJuan > its terrible
Durantis > i know i wanna cut myself now
Durantis > please help me
Durantis > i
Asakura Nemu > GO DIE
Asakura Nemu > KILL YOURSELF IRL
Durantis > 'm crying
Asakura Nemu > DO IT
Asakura Nemu > WE WILL ALL BE HAPPIER AS A RESULT
Durantis > ok
Asakura Nemu > need a razor blade?
Asakura Nemu > I can supply.
Durantis > for free?