Blazing Lunatic > when i was 8 my parents used to buy stuff in bulk and
Blazing Lunatic > once we unloaded all the groceries and must have dropped a big ass container of pimento cheese
Blazing Lunatic > in the grass
Blazing Lunatic > a few weeks later i was mowing the yard and saw it
Blazing Lunatic > so i picked it up and for some reason (I have no idea why) I decided to throw it straight up as hard as i could
Blazing Lunatic > it hit the ground and exploded all over me
Reachok > oh man
Blazing Lunatic > and the smell was like squeezins from the devil's underpants
Reachok > squeezins from the devils underpants, omg!!
Blazing Lunatic > my dad was mad because the mower stunk
Blazing Lunatic > :D
Blazing Lunatic > once we unloaded all the groceries and must have dropped a big ass container of pimento cheese
Blazing Lunatic > in the grass
Blazing Lunatic > a few weeks later i was mowing the yard and saw it
Blazing Lunatic > so i picked it up and for some reason (I have no idea why) I decided to throw it straight up as hard as i could
Blazing Lunatic > it hit the ground and exploded all over me
Reachok > oh man
Blazing Lunatic > and the smell was like squeezins from the devil's underpants
Reachok > squeezins from the devils underpants, omg!!
Blazing Lunatic > my dad was mad because the mower stunk
Blazing Lunatic > :D
Aura VonsKe > dude, in the future they'll have forcefield condoms!
commandant cetv > im shield tanked against STD's!!
commandant cetv > im shield tanked against STD's!!
Fnasse > i can hear the geese in the distance here now
Con Man > cool
Fnasse > soon the cranes comes also
Weston McArthur > are they wild?
Fnasse > the geese?
Weston McArthur > yes
Fnasse > epy
Fnasse > yep
Weston McArthur > chase 'em then
Fnasse > can´t
Weston McArthur > pfft
Fnasse > we have laws there that protect them
Weston McArthur > you have laws against wild goose chases?
Fnasse > yep
Weston McArthur > hahaha
Weston McArthur > this is so omgrawr'ed
Con Man > cool
Fnasse > soon the cranes comes also
Weston McArthur > are they wild?
Fnasse > the geese?
Weston McArthur > yes
Fnasse > epy
Fnasse > yep
Weston McArthur > chase 'em then
Fnasse > can´t
Weston McArthur > pfft
Fnasse > we have laws there that protect them
Weston McArthur > you have laws against wild goose chases?
Fnasse > yep
Weston McArthur > hahaha
Weston McArthur > this is so omgrawr'ed
UGotPwned > red in K-85QS
UGotPwned > shit.. glad i was watching
Schweewee > luckily you didn't GetPwned
UGotPwned > yeah, everyone makes jokes bout it
Schweewee > i bet :)
Ocara Nezus > Says the guy with the name sounding like a Dutch guy pissing...
UGotPwned > shit.. glad i was watching
Schweewee > luckily you didn't GetPwned
UGotPwned > yeah, everyone makes jokes bout it
Schweewee > i bet :)
Ocara Nezus > Says the guy with the name sounding like a Dutch guy pissing...
Duncan Tanner > im going to do an op
Duncan Tanner > for 30 jumps
Duncan Tanner > and not engage anything
Duncan Tanner > just to get practice
ScoRpS > u not engage?!?
ScoRpS > its madness
Duncan Tanner > i have to get good at not engaging m8
ScoRpS > this is SPARTA!
Capt Red > damn it wrong channel then
Duncan Tanner > ya but for 1 day we can be athenians
Duncan Tanner > and diplomatically avoid conflicts
ScoRpS > even they wanna show spartans what they can do
Duncan Tanner > negotiate
Duncan Tanner > lvl 5
ScoRpS > that would be awesome
ScoRpS > negotiate our way through 30 jumps of 0.0
Duncan Tanner > hang on guys hold on the gate i think i am reaching a deal with the enemy fc
ScoRpS > duncan needs treatment
Duncan Tanner > for 30 jumps
Duncan Tanner > and not engage anything
Duncan Tanner > just to get practice
ScoRpS > u not engage?!?
ScoRpS > its madness
Duncan Tanner > i have to get good at not engaging m8
ScoRpS > this is SPARTA!
Capt Red > damn it wrong channel then
Duncan Tanner > ya but for 1 day we can be athenians
Duncan Tanner > and diplomatically avoid conflicts
ScoRpS > even they wanna show spartans what they can do
Duncan Tanner > negotiate
Duncan Tanner > lvl 5
ScoRpS > that would be awesome
ScoRpS > negotiate our way through 30 jumps of 0.0
Duncan Tanner > hang on guys hold on the gate i think i am reaching a deal with the enemy fc
ScoRpS > duncan needs treatment
Trillian Leveller > I think we should actually , I don't want to come across as a blood thirsty industrial multinational stamping on the faces of dead children
<&NTRabbit> so, any news on how the religion of peace is doing today?
<&NTRabbit> it was a nun, 3 churches and calling for muslims to invade the vatican with holy backing from allah and slitting the popes throat like an infidel pig yesterday
<&NTRabbit> did they manage to top it?
<@HellGremlin> I bet there was a lot of angry yelling and beards
<&NTRabbit> i saw lots of angry yelling and beards on the news
<&NTRabbit> it was in london
<&NTRabbit> where they were calling on muslims to murder the infidel pope
<@HellGremlin> I seriously hope one of them does
<@HellGremlin> I've always wanted to see a holy war
<Karunel> the pope should totally call for a crusade tbh
<&NTRabbit> and then the brits get to use it as an excuse to round up all the extremists living in freedom and preaching death to it
<&NTRabbit> which will help them immensely
<Karunel> it'd be so original people would sign up
<@HellGremlin> The pope should not only call for a crusade, but lead it himself from his nuclear-powered catholic battlemech
<Armois> the pope is the God-Emperor of All Mankind?
<@HellGremlin> No, that's George W. Bush
<@HellGremlin> The pope is more of an enforcer
<@HellGremlin> The God-Emperor is too divine to enter battle, lest it soil his purity; the pope delivers Christianity at the tip of a 227mm rocket warhead
<&NTRabbit> occasionally the pope also delivers christianity by cluster munitions from a 227mm rocket
<@HellGremlin> The battlepope if you will strides into muslim towns, blasting christian hymns from speakers powerful enough to rupture the skull of anything living in a two mile cone ahead of him
<&NTRabbit> http://www.adam.com.au/ntrabbit/battlepope.gif
<@HellGremlin> That's so fucking awesome
<&NTRabbit> the front of his mech does indeed say repent
<gfldex> warhammer?
<&NTRabbit> in the hopes that the filthy moslems will indeed repent
<@HellGremlin> It's an actual battlepope
<&NTRabbit> before he lays his holy fire down apon them
<@HellGremlin> I bet that even if they do repent, he just steps on them
<&NTRabbit> they will all die; only those who repent will be saved before they do
<&NTRabbit> it was a nun, 3 churches and calling for muslims to invade the vatican with holy backing from allah and slitting the popes throat like an infidel pig yesterday
<&NTRabbit> did they manage to top it?
<@HellGremlin> I bet there was a lot of angry yelling and beards
<&NTRabbit> i saw lots of angry yelling and beards on the news
<&NTRabbit> it was in london
<&NTRabbit> where they were calling on muslims to murder the infidel pope
<@HellGremlin> I seriously hope one of them does
<@HellGremlin> I've always wanted to see a holy war
<Karunel> the pope should totally call for a crusade tbh
<&NTRabbit> and then the brits get to use it as an excuse to round up all the extremists living in freedom and preaching death to it
<&NTRabbit> which will help them immensely
<Karunel> it'd be so original people would sign up
<@HellGremlin> The pope should not only call for a crusade, but lead it himself from his nuclear-powered catholic battlemech
<Armois> the pope is the God-Emperor of All Mankind?
<@HellGremlin> No, that's George W. Bush
<@HellGremlin> The pope is more of an enforcer
<@HellGremlin> The God-Emperor is too divine to enter battle, lest it soil his purity; the pope delivers Christianity at the tip of a 227mm rocket warhead
<&NTRabbit> occasionally the pope also delivers christianity by cluster munitions from a 227mm rocket
<@HellGremlin> The battlepope if you will strides into muslim towns, blasting christian hymns from speakers powerful enough to rupture the skull of anything living in a two mile cone ahead of him
<&NTRabbit> http://www.adam.com.au/ntrabbit/battlepope.gif
<@HellGremlin> That's so fucking awesome
<&NTRabbit> the front of his mech does indeed say repent
<gfldex> warhammer?
<&NTRabbit> in the hopes that the filthy moslems will indeed repent
<@HellGremlin> It's an actual battlepope
<&NTRabbit> before he lays his holy fire down apon them
<@HellGremlin> I bet that even if they do repent, he just steps on them
<&NTRabbit> they will all die; only those who repent will be saved before they do
Devilish Ledoux > that's the dumbest idea I've heard all day
Devilish Ledoux > and I have two kids
Devilish Ledoux > and I have two kids
Jethadys > if you honestly think you can stop people from being idiots in MMO's, you haven't met the internet
Raven Speed > Howdy
Tinwhistle > Hey Raven!!!
Tinwhistle > Didn't see you in a long time!
Mortimus > <waves at raven>
Raven Speed > I have returned
Tinwhistle > I noticed. :-)=)
Raven Speed > hehe
Raven Speed > I have been to hell and back
Mortimus > you played WoW ?
Tinwhistle > Hey Raven!!!
Tinwhistle > Didn't see you in a long time!
Mortimus > <waves at raven>
Raven Speed > I have returned
Tinwhistle > I noticed. :-)=)
Raven Speed > hehe
Raven Speed > I have been to hell and back
Mortimus > you played WoW ?