Crowbiwan > I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.. does that count? :P
Sleepy Dane > Crowbiwan 95% of all men have insane vagina-penetration desires, you're not "special"
Sleepy Dane > Crowbiwan 95% of all men have insane vagina-penetration desires, you're not "special"
<Manfred> fleet combat is very similar to gang rape after a few drinks. Lots of fun for them but for you takes a damned long time and leaves you very sore when you get your senses back together
<Dr. Doom> you have a way with metaphors, my friend...
<P E T E> do you feel like a shower afterwards?
<Dr. Doom> you have a way with metaphors, my friend...
<P E T E> do you feel like a shower afterwards?
Zo5o > I have been keeping and saving any and all spiders I find running around my house.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
Zo5o > I keep them alive in little tupperware containers and drop in crickets or whatever random feeder bugs I find at the local petsmart.
Zo5o > Anyway.
Zo5o > I have recently erected a spider battle arena out of cardboard and sugar cubes.
Zo5o > I have about 22 spiders in surplus and plan to make them do 1v1 combat in an epic tournament.
Zo5o > The loser is devoured by the winner and the winner becomes stronger as a result.
Zo5o > He then lives on to do battle against the next opponent.
Zo5o > Whichever spider is left standing after the other 21 have died will go onto the final round.
Zo5o > There is a preying mantis I bought at the vivarium named Charley.
Zo5o > The final spider gladiator will do battle with Charley the mantis.
Zo5o > If the spider actually manages to defeat Charley
Zo5o > he will be declared the King of Spider Land and flushed down the toilet afterwards.
Disteeler > our battleships can't repel lag of that magnitude, it's a trap!!!11!!!
Leopold Caine > I keep wondering if Viersa Van isn't Nahnil's alt but her midget lesbian lover.
Duckeye > I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
ArmyOfMe > the no smack rules doesnt count for tomski imo as he has a typing version of tourettes
Naherad Beln > wanna cyber?
Isabella Vindicta > sure
Naherad Beln > /emote puts on his bathrobe and tinfoil hat
Isabella Vindicta > rofl
Isabella Vindicta > that is mad sexy
Naherad Beln > /emote makes a pot of beans
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares his special spatula
Isabella Vindicta > wow
Naherad Beln > oh im just getting started baby
Naherad Beln > what are you wearing?
Isabella Vindicta > omfg lol
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares the tarp.
Isabella Vindicta > a pink tutu and tiara
Naherad Beln > good. no ice skates. i was concerned about the tarp.
Isabella Vindicta > sure
Naherad Beln > /emote puts on his bathrobe and tinfoil hat
Isabella Vindicta > rofl
Isabella Vindicta > that is mad sexy
Naherad Beln > /emote makes a pot of beans
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares his special spatula
Isabella Vindicta > wow
Naherad Beln > oh im just getting started baby
Naherad Beln > what are you wearing?
Isabella Vindicta > omfg lol
Naherad Beln > /emote prepares the tarp.
Isabella Vindicta > a pink tutu and tiara
Naherad Beln > good. no ice skates. i was concerned about the tarp.
Muad 'dib > active vindi
Muad 'dib > loki
Muad 'dib > 3 guiardians
Muad 'dib > also hit like a girl so prolly no magstabs
Onyxalia La'fiette > <_<
Onyxalia La'fiette > /emote punches you in the balls making you double over like a bitch
Onyxalia La'fiette > o.o i guess some girls can hit kinda hard
Muad 'dib > yeah but i didnt ware a T2 testicle resistance plating II either
Muad 'dib > loki
Muad 'dib > 3 guiardians
Muad 'dib > also hit like a girl so prolly no magstabs
Onyxalia La'fiette > <_<
Onyxalia La'fiette > /emote punches you in the balls making you double over like a bitch
Onyxalia La'fiette > o.o i guess some girls can hit kinda hard
Muad 'dib > yeah but i didnt ware a T2 testicle resistance plating II either
Danny John-Peter > sig tanking allows you to avoid damage, because of transversal