While mining from my Megathron in Sobaseki, I met this charming NOOB (Name Changed to keep from overly ebarrasing said NOOB)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.
<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.
<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)
SarcasticDwarf > I am red-green colorblind and my overview is not set up on my laptop...so he looked red to me:)
Rivyn > Wouldn't it be ironic if I was a prison guard set in
charge of watching convicts break up rocks for gravel, and then I
come home and mine for fun?
Gigashadow > haha
Pwett > I think it would be even more ironinc if you had the
inmates play EVE for you
Rivyn > hm.
Rivyn > Now there's and idea.
Pwett > The next generation of Macro Miners - Convict Miners
Rivyn > "Inmate 23! Laser that asteroid like you mean it!"
charge of watching convicts break up rocks for gravel, and then I
come home and mine for fun?
Gigashadow > haha
Pwett > I think it would be even more ironinc if you had the
inmates play EVE for you
Rivyn > hm.
Rivyn > Now there's and idea.
Pwett > The next generation of Macro Miners - Convict Miners
Rivyn > "Inmate 23! Laser that asteroid like you mean it!"
Caffran Dercius > nah, serous I have one it's cool - sorta loose relationship which suits me fine
jackmcglugoff > hell yeh
jackmcglugoff > yeah*
Belgarath Sunstrider > is the relationship the only thing thats loose then?
jackmcglugoff > ha ha
Caffran Dercius > the sex is too
jackmcglugoff > hell yeh
jackmcglugoff > yeah*
Belgarath Sunstrider > is the relationship the only thing thats loose then?
jackmcglugoff > ha ha
Caffran Dercius > the sex is too
TrouserDeagle > I'm sure my geddon will still be teh uberpwn.
Olixia Castitatis > What I don't get, TD, is why you put yourself in the position of the underdog.
Olixia Castitatis > do you <i>like </i>being nerfed?
Olixia Castitatis > Is it some wierd fetish of yours?
Kelron Queldine > it turns him on
TrouserDeagle > Yes.
Olixia Castitatis > and, most importantly, does this mean you want to be spanked by Gallente women?
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I said yes. Now I can't say I don't do the dominatrix thing.
Olixia Castitatis > owned.
Olixia Castitatis > /emote spanks TrouserDeagle
Olixia Castitatis > What I don't get, TD, is why you put yourself in the position of the underdog.
Olixia Castitatis > do you <i>like </i>being nerfed?
Olixia Castitatis > Is it some wierd fetish of yours?
Kelron Queldine > it turns him on
TrouserDeagle > Yes.
Olixia Castitatis > and, most importantly, does this mean you want to be spanked by Gallente women?
TrouserDeagle > Damn, I said yes. Now I can't say I don't do the dominatrix thing.
Olixia Castitatis > owned.
Olixia Castitatis > /emote spanks TrouserDeagle
Castar > ok I'm almost there, scout arriving 5 minutes after the main party! I rule!
Jacob Etienne > kayo, one link to decent catgirl pr0n and you and your alt army are shafted, anyway.
Shintoko Akahoshi > Alternatively, another good way [to approach RP] might have been for U'K to attack us to prevent us from attacking them again
Shintoko Akahoshi > But it's too late for that
Kyoko Sakoda > no Shin, that's metagaming :P
Shintoko Akahoshi > We could just declare war on anyone who uses that term... :/
Kyoko Sakoda > rofl
Shintoko Akahoshi > I mean, I can just see it now
Shintoko Akahoshi > Hitler: "I'll just attack Poland here..."
Shintoko Akahoshi > Everybody else: "No, man, you're metagaming..."
Shintoko Akahoshi > But it's too late for that
Kyoko Sakoda > no Shin, that's metagaming :P
Shintoko Akahoshi > We could just declare war on anyone who uses that term... :/
Kyoko Sakoda > rofl
Shintoko Akahoshi > I mean, I can just see it now
Shintoko Akahoshi > Hitler: "I'll just attack Poland here..."
Shintoko Akahoshi > Everybody else: "No, man, you're metagaming..."
During tournament:
HappyKitten > we have all the different color dereks
HappyKitten > and they slot together to make a titan
Derek 74 > DEREK ASSEMBLE
HappyKitten > we have all the different color dereks
HappyKitten > and they slot together to make a titan
Derek 74 > DEREK ASSEMBLE
Vengeful Hraptor > So the girl in the channel i was talkin about
Vengeful Hraptor > When i convoed her she said she didnt like my bio and she thought i had issues
Vengeful Hraptor > I needed to see a professional and stuff
Vengeful Hraptor > And i just told her i loved her
Vengeful Hraptor > She blockd me
Vengeful Hraptor > When i convoed her she said she didnt like my bio and she thought i had issues
Vengeful Hraptor > I needed to see a professional and stuff
Vengeful Hraptor > And i just told her i loved her
Vengeful Hraptor > She blockd me