<TWD> God, the coalition has amassed 150 capital ships o_O
<Sokhar> THE THOUSAND NATIONS OF THE EVE EMPIRE DESCEND UPON YOU
<KomradeVirtunov> THEIR CAPITAL SHIPS SHALL BLOCK OUT THE SUN, TWD
<Sokhar> THE THOUSAND NATIONS OF THE EVE EMPIRE DESCEND UPON YOU
<KomradeVirtunov> THEIR CAPITAL SHIPS SHALL BLOCK OUT THE SUN, TWD
Fogel Xanedu > frozen corpses chafe, make sure you you warm them up first
UPA Terf > hehe i only really played during holidays in the days before the drake
Natalia Sidhu > i never actually "played" till recently
Natalia Sidhu > i just sat in stations admiring ships i needed to train for
Natalia Sidhu > i never actually "played" till recently
Natalia Sidhu > i just sat in stations admiring ships i needed to train for
Snkl > I assume your the pro? :)
Lara Parthenia > who me? *looks around* not bloody likely.
Lara Parthenia > I am awesome because i have boobs and all, but that doesn't make me pro at "everything". Just most everything.
Lara Parthenia > who me? *looks around* not bloody likely.
Lara Parthenia > I am awesome because i have boobs and all, but that doesn't make me pro at "everything". Just most everything.
Grak Yarn > I once told a guy his sister totally wanted to bang him .-.
Demetri Slavic > ...
Ghost hunter > what
Grak Yarn > In my defence, I had no idea they were brother and sisters and they looked NOTHING alike
Demetri Slavic > wut?
Ghost hunter > ...
Sol Angla > ...what the fuck grak
Sol Angla > you're so fucked up lol
Grak Yarn > They looked nothing alike, and she came up all perky and happy and I was like "Dude, she totally wants to jump you", and my other friend started bursting out laughing
Grak Yarn > And I was like "What?"
Grak Yarn > And between gasp for breaths my other friend was like "Dude, he's her brother!"
Demetri Slavic > ...
Ghost hunter > what
Grak Yarn > In my defence, I had no idea they were brother and sisters and they looked NOTHING alike
Demetri Slavic > wut?
Ghost hunter > ...
Sol Angla > ...what the fuck grak
Sol Angla > you're so fucked up lol
Grak Yarn > They looked nothing alike, and she came up all perky and happy and I was like "Dude, she totally wants to jump you", and my other friend started bursting out laughing
Grak Yarn > And I was like "What?"
Grak Yarn > And between gasp for breaths my other friend was like "Dude, he's her brother!"
<@neb|drunk> - #4 No public or private channels that trade in warez or sexually related content
< Coaster> okay, okay :P
< Coaster> I get the point
< Coaster> albeit, this channel breaks the latter rule on a daily basis...... :P
* Kurenin|out anally rapes neb|drunk
<@neb|drunk> ouch :/
< Kurenin|out> :(
<@HellGremlin> Silly. Everyone knows Auroras have no rectums.
< Kurenin|out> oh?
* neb|drunk hugs his JD
<@HellGremlin> Yeah, their diet is comprised mostly of whiskey, which evaporates, and fairy dust which is magical and
therefore does not need to be excreted.
< Daakkon> shit comes out of their mouth
< Daakkon> ^_^
-!- Daakkon was kicked from #eve-online by neb|drunk [faggit]
-!- Daakkon [Daakkon@84262B32.9AF8FCF9.4E5AEF48.IP] has joined #eve-online
<@HellGremlin> The polite term is "events"
< Coaster> okay, okay :P
< Coaster> I get the point
< Coaster> albeit, this channel breaks the latter rule on a daily basis...... :P
* Kurenin|out anally rapes neb|drunk
<@neb|drunk> ouch :/
< Kurenin|out> :(
<@HellGremlin> Silly. Everyone knows Auroras have no rectums.
< Kurenin|out> oh?
* neb|drunk hugs his JD
<@HellGremlin> Yeah, their diet is comprised mostly of whiskey, which evaporates, and fairy dust which is magical and
therefore does not need to be excreted.
< Daakkon> shit comes out of their mouth
< Daakkon> ^_^
-!- Daakkon was kicked from #eve-online by neb|drunk [faggit]
-!- Daakkon [Daakkon@84262B32.9AF8FCF9.4E5AEF48.IP] has joined #eve-online
<@HellGremlin> The polite term is "events"
unreasonable reason > look on market
Ivan Nisiblem > what item should i look for?
unreasonable reason > whatever
Tenora Loran > You need the Unholy Staff of Latency.
Yuckari > +1
Ivan Nisiblem > k thanks
Ivan Nisiblem > what item should i look for?
unreasonable reason > whatever
Tenora Loran > You need the Unholy Staff of Latency.
Yuckari > +1
Ivan Nisiblem > k thanks
KSUDruid > shhhh.
KSUDruid > quiet.. remember?
cordy > oh right hehe
cordy > /emote goes back under druids desk
KSUDruid > o.0
Feek > Hmm. what are you doing under there?
todkavonic > /emote wants pics
Feek > Druid, just walk away
cordy > he cant he is to addictive on it :p
KSUDruid > hell no
KSUDruid > i'm stickin' around for this
cordy > you see
KSUDruid > /emote throws a football at his office door and slams it shut
Feek > You got an office AND a football?
Feek > git
KSUDruid > i got 3 stations too
cordy > hey dont call my druid a git i am only allowed to :p
KSUDruid > the cabin has a pool
KSUDruid > the grill's got a nice patio
Feek > I was at the cabin earlier.
Feek > Pissed in the pool ;)
KSUDruid > and the mansion, well, 1 word.. GROTTO
Dog > /emote puts fresh salt in pool and shakes head at feek
Feek > The bar 'n' grill is the bestest place though.
pringprang > they make a mean club sandwich
KSUDruid > steak sandwhich 4 teh win
cordy > mmm whiped cream
The Hard > on a steak sandwich?
KSUDruid > get back under the desk you
cordy > WOOF
cordy > *lick*
cordy > wow now everyone is silent:p
KSUDruid > quiet.. remember?
cordy > oh right hehe
cordy > /emote goes back under druids desk
KSUDruid > o.0
Feek > Hmm. what are you doing under there?
todkavonic > /emote wants pics
Feek > Druid, just walk away
cordy > he cant he is to addictive on it :p
KSUDruid > hell no
KSUDruid > i'm stickin' around for this
cordy > you see
KSUDruid > /emote throws a football at his office door and slams it shut
Feek > You got an office AND a football?
Feek > git
KSUDruid > i got 3 stations too
cordy > hey dont call my druid a git i am only allowed to :p
KSUDruid > the cabin has a pool
KSUDruid > the grill's got a nice patio
Feek > I was at the cabin earlier.
Feek > Pissed in the pool ;)
KSUDruid > and the mansion, well, 1 word.. GROTTO
Dog > /emote puts fresh salt in pool and shakes head at feek
Feek > The bar 'n' grill is the bestest place though.
pringprang > they make a mean club sandwich
KSUDruid > steak sandwhich 4 teh win
cordy > mmm whiped cream
The Hard > on a steak sandwich?
KSUDruid > get back under the desk you
cordy > WOOF
cordy > *lick*
cordy > wow now everyone is silent:p
Andros vonBek > i have high end ore in my hangar, had a look at its refine last night, focused on the amount of zyd... roughly 20k
Andros vonBek > so
Azia Burgi > wow
Andros vonBek > at work I got the mobile out and did a little calculation
Andros vonBek > see how much iskies it is
Andros vonBek > whats wrong with this equation ...
Andros vonBek > 20000 * 420 = ...
Azia Burgi > 420?
Andros vonBek > exactly
Azia Burgi > for zyd?
Azia Burgi > per unit?
Andros vonBek > slight error there
Azia Burgi > you sold it at 420 didn't you
Andros vonBek > i thought WTF THATS BULLSHIT FUCK MINIG CAN MAKE MORE RATTING BOLLOCKS
Andros vonBek > havent melted it yet
Azia Burgi > ah
Andros vonBek > but the thing is
Andros vonBek > I checked the calculation THREE TIMES
Azia Burgi > rofl
Azia Burgi > n00b
Andros vonBek > and did the same thing each time
Andros vonBek > : (
Andros vonBek > so
Azia Burgi > wow
Andros vonBek > at work I got the mobile out and did a little calculation
Andros vonBek > see how much iskies it is
Andros vonBek > whats wrong with this equation ...
Andros vonBek > 20000 * 420 = ...
Azia Burgi > 420?
Andros vonBek > exactly
Azia Burgi > for zyd?
Azia Burgi > per unit?
Andros vonBek > slight error there
Azia Burgi > you sold it at 420 didn't you
Andros vonBek > i thought WTF THATS BULLSHIT FUCK MINIG CAN MAKE MORE RATTING BOLLOCKS
Andros vonBek > havent melted it yet
Azia Burgi > ah
Andros vonBek > but the thing is
Andros vonBek > I checked the calculation THREE TIMES
Azia Burgi > rofl
Azia Burgi > n00b
Andros vonBek > and did the same thing each time
Andros vonBek > : (
(OmberZombie) i'm like jesus, someone mined me and i was resurected as a railgun toting megalomaniac
[Michiyo] no, that isnt like jesus at all
(OmberZombie) it is, cept for teh railguns
(OmberZombie) jesus had lasers
(Ryctor) Psh
(Ryctor) He and Moses used Aks to fight off the moslems
[Michiyo] if jesus were omber, he'd come back MUCH larger and un-minable, to silently mock the people in Jita trying to mine it as they whine on the forums
[Michiyo] jesus would like lasers btw XD
(@moocifer) water into whine ??
[Michiyo] no, that isnt like jesus at all
(OmberZombie) it is, cept for teh railguns
(OmberZombie) jesus had lasers
(Ryctor) Psh
(Ryctor) He and Moses used Aks to fight off the moslems
[Michiyo] if jesus were omber, he'd come back MUCH larger and un-minable, to silently mock the people in Jita trying to mine it as they whine on the forums
[Michiyo] jesus would like lasers btw XD
(@moocifer) water into whine ??