Sadith > oh shit i just docked and found an ishtar
Sadith > score!
Bai ZongTong > free ishtar!
Sadith > the best type of ishtar!
Bai ZongTong > haha
Bai ZongTong > for sure
Ethaet > what about a t3 ishtar?
Bai ZongTong > nothing beats a dead hostile ishtar though
Ethaet > dead hostile titan?
Ethaet > or even carrier
Bai ZongTong > i'd say t2 ibis
Ethaet > having sex with a real woman?
Elliot Cameron > having sex with a man
Elliot Cameron > Dolphinsecks?
Sandzibarr > having sex with a badger
Ethaet > no, thats just you
Ethaet > and loth
Alexis Aurore > having sex with underage chicks?
Ethaet > why don't you have a seat over there?
Alexis Aurore > not that I have done that.
Alexis Aurore > or would ever do that. its illegal!
Ethaet > hmm, I hear the partyvan approaching alexis
Sadith > thats not the party van
Sadith > its the candy van. i promise.
Sadith > score!
Bai ZongTong > free ishtar!
Sadith > the best type of ishtar!
Bai ZongTong > haha
Bai ZongTong > for sure
Ethaet > what about a t3 ishtar?
Bai ZongTong > nothing beats a dead hostile ishtar though
Ethaet > dead hostile titan?
Ethaet > or even carrier
Bai ZongTong > i'd say t2 ibis
Ethaet > having sex with a real woman?
Elliot Cameron > having sex with a man
Elliot Cameron > Dolphinsecks?
Sandzibarr > having sex with a badger
Ethaet > no, thats just you
Ethaet > and loth
Alexis Aurore > having sex with underage chicks?
Ethaet > why don't you have a seat over there?
Alexis Aurore > not that I have done that.
Alexis Aurore > or would ever do that. its illegal!
Ethaet > hmm, I hear the partyvan approaching alexis
Sadith > thats not the party van
Sadith > its the candy van. i promise.
Stekanis Darkstar > anyone read the darwin awards?
Captain Da > It makes me happy to know that natural selection still occurs.
Captain Da > There are way too many stupid people on this planet
BRADALIAN > Agreed
DJ EarMiner > Indeed
Captain Da > I've always been a fan of the "take the warning labels off of everything and see what happens" school of thought
Captain Da > It makes me happy to know that natural selection still occurs.
Captain Da > There are way too many stupid people on this planet
BRADALIAN > Agreed
DJ EarMiner > Indeed
Captain Da > I've always been a fan of the "take the warning labels off of everything and see what happens" school of thought
Tristan Acoma > When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee
Tristan Acoma > That's a Moray
Tristan Acoma > That's a Moray
<Sciby> ooer, merlins look funky.
<Sciby> Like a B-wing that's an angry drunk.
<Sciby> Like a B-wing that's an angry drunk.
Taes Valkiir > Shit. I <i>am </i>pissy tonight.
Taes Valkiir > Lack of sleep ftw.
Leon 026 > /emote hugs Taes.
Taes Valkiir > I could even give Yuki a run for her money.
Leon 026 > Not good enough.
Leon 026 > you must aim for Kehmor-level of assholishness.
Taes Valkiir > I don't want to be total <i>ass.</i>
Leon 026 > Kehmor's like Yuki, except with an added inflated ego.
Taes Valkiir > Wait.
Taes Valkiir > Yuki doesn't have an inflated ego?
Leon 026 > Not as bad as Kehm's.
Leon 026 > Kehm's a real dick if you touch his ego :P
Taes Valkiir > I'm pretty sure that's one of my weekly corp duties.
Taes Valkiir > /emote checks list.
Taes Valkiir > Yeah.
Taes Valkiir > Right here.
Taes Valkiir > "Inflate Yuki's ego. Nozzle near crotch."
Taes Valkiir > Fucking inconvenient.
Leon 026 > o_O
Taes Valkiir > Lack of sleep ftw.
Leon 026 > /emote hugs Taes.
Taes Valkiir > I could even give Yuki a run for her money.
Leon 026 > Not good enough.
Leon 026 > you must aim for Kehmor-level of assholishness.
Taes Valkiir > I don't want to be total <i>ass.</i>
Leon 026 > Kehmor's like Yuki, except with an added inflated ego.
Taes Valkiir > Wait.
Taes Valkiir > Yuki doesn't have an inflated ego?
Leon 026 > Not as bad as Kehm's.
Leon 026 > Kehm's a real dick if you touch his ego :P
Taes Valkiir > I'm pretty sure that's one of my weekly corp duties.
Taes Valkiir > /emote checks list.
Taes Valkiir > Yeah.
Taes Valkiir > Right here.
Taes Valkiir > "Inflate Yuki's ego. Nozzle near crotch."
Taes Valkiir > Fucking inconvenient.
Leon 026 > o_O
Jim Lovell > Does sige mode only work on Citadel Torps?
Jim Lovell > or will it work if i use Rocket launchers?
Jim Lovell > or will it work if i use Rocket launchers?
Casandra Beignet > Didn't you used to be able to reprocess civilian miners?
Ryyft > yes, but the civilians went on strike and called it inhumane
Ryyft > yes, but the civilians went on strike and called it inhumane
<Ulf> No idea. Nobody tells me anything
<Elsebeth> ulf, you are the alliance leader, what do you expect? ;)
<Ulf> To be told "everything is working according to plan, don't worry"
<Challis> Ulf: everything is working according to plan, don't worry
<Ulf> Thank you Challis, carry on
<Teo> This begs the question: whose plan? :)
* Ulf looks puzzled
<Ulf> Does it matter?
<Elsebeth> ulf, you are the alliance leader, what do you expect? ;)
<Ulf> To be told "everything is working according to plan, don't worry"
<Challis> Ulf: everything is working according to plan, don't worry
<Ulf> Thank you Challis, carry on
<Teo> This begs the question: whose plan? :)
* Ulf looks puzzled
<Ulf> Does it matter?
Spochz Tyrnium > weh weh weh... stfu
Sunny Barger > you shut the fuck up
Cheetah Six > local in a nut shell
Sunny Barger > you shut the fuck up
Cheetah Six > local in a nut shell
Tradik: so another thing australia has over america
Tradik: to add to our aetheist PM, and our openly gay ministor for economics
Tradik: a senator who in a committed relationship to an openly transgender person
Blazier: as if millions of americans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced, I fear something terrible has happened
Tradik: to add to our aetheist PM, and our openly gay ministor for economics
Tradik: a senator who in a committed relationship to an openly transgender person
Blazier: as if millions of americans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced, I fear something terrible has happened