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Avant Royce > anyone here selling retriever bpcs?
Spoon Flux > Only golden ones
Crimsons Storm > starting to worry about my wife...she's taken the laptop to the bathroom to do the online shopping?????
wickedparadigm > lol
wickedparadigm > now there's money going down the toilet...
Muad'Dib Paul > They say the best ideas are thought of under stress :P
Easy Slezzy > /emote gets women to come to his house
Aran Makor > by women do you mean girls, and by come do you mean lure with candy?
exozone > you are all witness to the biggest f***up in eve history, damn my tractor beam, just torped my domi can :S
Aquinitus Scipii > LMAO
Souzzandrah > ROFL!!!!!
Oortog > OUCH
Souzzandrah > hahahahahaa
Nwyvret > OMG!!
Aquinitus Scipii > did it survive the torp?
Nwyvret > no
exozone > nope :S
SuperNova221 > Ohh nvm, just said on MSN he'd b... there he is.
SuperNova221 > Better'd stop talking about his sex life with homeless men.
SuperNova221 > Hey Curse, how's it going?
CursedEagle79 > so I was on morrowind, and there was this homeless man....
Mac Knife > mastakomen
Hellspawn01 > gesundheit
Mac Knife > what that mean?
Ares Mentis > LOL
Lady Caissa > bless you?
Ares Mentis > good health
Mac Knife > seriously i do actually wanna know
Lady Caissa > yeah that is what it means
Hellspawn01 > after sneezing, we say that
Mac Knife > ahh kk
Ares Mentis > robatussin
Mac Knife > thx lady c and hellspawn
Lady Caissa > if you want a short history lesson.. i could tell you why
Hellspawn01 > /emote takes a seat
Hellspawn01 > go ahead babe
Lady Caissa > The term "bless you", often used after sneezing derives from hundreds of years ago... when ancient europeans thought that a sneeze was caused by a demon possessing your body
Mac Knife > oh i know this
Lady Caissa > thus when someone sneezed, you would bless them to chase the demon from their body
Mac Knife > lol
Ares Mentis > what about demon's in my pants
Hellspawn01 > I knew I have a 2nd personallity but now I´m possessed too
Mr Chrichton > small demons get blessed too
Ares Mentis > OOOOH
Ares Mentis > tha was cold
Lady Caissa > gesundheit... is the german equivilant.... they were not about to use anything remotely like a blessing on someone that was possessed, but instead encouraged the demon to stay
Mr Chrichton > try a warm shower, that will help :-p
Mac Knife > mmm
Ares Mentis > /emote slaps Chrichton with a Dinosaur
Ciarente > I find the idea of caldari porn vaguely disturbing
Ciarente > I imagine it would be very nordic and athletic
Ciarente > or else hentai
Stitcher > I'm imagining that porn now too
Ciarente > patriotic caldari porn
Stitcher > "FOR THE STATE!!!" *eerie silence, punctuated by the bed creaking*
Stitcher > "...your performance was satisfactory."
<DJ_Xyliana> i got a lovely bunch of coconuts
<DJ_Xyliana> big ones
Iatnuolas > azia you do not seem tu understand
Iatnuolas > and by tu i mean to
Joseph Schmoe > which is gallente for too
Azia Burgi > rofl
Azia Burgi > we have a spy!
Joseph Schmoe > put him in irons
Azia Burgi > /emote issues a warrent for iatn's arrest!
Joseph Schmoe > Maybe if he gives you one of those rigs you can drop the charge
Iatnuolas > what
Iatnuolas > heh they are not for sale ever
Azia Burgi > shame
Azia Burgi > i hear the punishment for spying against the state is enforced watching of teletubbies non-stop until your brain dribbles out of your ears
Iatnuolas > thats pretty bad
Iatnuolas > too bad im not the one talking gallente
Azia Burgi > it used to be worse
Inf X > lets use the older methods instead
Azia Burgi > we used to force you to listen to amarr roleplayers for an hour
Azia Burgi > but that was deemed too cruel
Ra Bec > soon to be single white male age 36 living in states (NC) looking for a new wife who likes to play EVE, convo me please
Ralus > o.0
solosnake > ?
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