(on eve's new autopiliot voice)
<Verone> Too emo for me tbh. Everytime i hear "warp drive active" im waiting for the "oh woe is me life is so cruel"
<Deja Thoris> Seriously. Pass me the razorblades.
<Verone> Too emo for me tbh. Everytime i hear "warp drive active" im waiting for the "oh woe is me life is so cruel"
<Deja Thoris> Seriously. Pass me the razorblades.
Piccolo Lupo > whoa fuck
Piccolo Lupo > 4096 ships destroyed in last 24 hours in manner
Module Crypto > wtf?
Module Crypto > did someone... put a shitload of shuttles on one ss... and fited a smartboms :-)
Piccolo Lupo > no idea
Hashim Tachy > might have been goons trying to kill a caracal
Piccolo Lupo > 4096 ships destroyed in last 24 hours in manner
Module Crypto > wtf?
Module Crypto > did someone... put a shitload of shuttles on one ss... and fited a smartboms :-)
Piccolo Lupo > no idea
Hashim Tachy > might have been goons trying to kill a caracal
Screaming Blade > Get this, i was in a POS bash once and peaches goes "Hey hun..WHOA WTF..ohh thats nice..." and then the sound of bed squeaking and the like...i heard him yell doomsday...
Thao Bodh > thats usually a dead give away something else has their attention
Screaming Blade > The moral of this is to turn off voice activation
Thao Bodh > thats usually a dead give away something else has their attention
Screaming Blade > The moral of this is to turn off voice activation
Mark Interiis > ffs
Deathcore > oops...
Mark Interiis > are you dumb Death?!
Deathcore > sorry mark
Deathcore > thought you were a rat...
Deathcore > oops...
Mark Interiis > are you dumb Death?!
Deathcore > sorry mark
Deathcore > thought you were a rat...
Sakura Yoshida > hiya
Akatsuki > give me your cruiser or i kill you
Sakura Yoshida > hehe, good work
Akatsuki > sirious i am gonna kill your ass
Akatsuki > eject
Akatsuki > you get my merlin
Sakura Yoshida > no way
Akatsuki > ok
Akatsuki > eject
Sakura Yoshida > goddamn
Akatsuki > do it
Sakura Yoshida > you do it
Akatsuki > i do it and then you
Akatsuki > wait
Akatsuki > stop
Akatsuki > ok i am gonna kill you then
Akatsuki > our give me 1M
Akatsuki > hey what are you gonna do
Sakura Yoshida > i'm gonna keep travelling along, and if you open fire on me, i'll blow you up
Akatsuki > you give me atleast 1M
Sakura Yoshida > no way
Akatsuki > yeah
Akatsuki > you give me
Akatsuki > you cant fire me
Sakura Yoshida > i can return fire
Akatsuki > you dont have guns dumbass
(Note: I actually have 1 150mm railgun, 1 250mm railgun, and 2 heavy missile launchers, my guns are clearly visible on my ship)
Sakura Yoshida > keep thinking that, butthead
Akatsuki > ****head give me 500k or you cruiser
Sakura Yoshida > you give me 1 million
Akatsuki > our what
Sakura Yoshida > you know, you must be the most inept criminal ever
Akatsuki > give me 500k our you cruiser
Sakura Yoshida > are you gonna attack or what?
Akatsuki > you can't fire me
Akatsuki > because you are a sissy
Sakura Yoshida > you're the sissy, idiot
Akatsuki > you
Sakura Yoshida > you threaten me, but dont have the guts to open fire
Akatsuki > you either
Sakura Yoshida > well, you started this
Akatsuki > 500k our you cruiser
Sakura Yoshida > i think i'll hang onto it
Sakura Yoshida > are you gonna do anything, or can i just keep going?
Akatsuki > give me
Sakura Yoshida > nope
Akatsuki > yes
Sakura Yoshida > or what, you'll hit me with your puny 150mm railguns?
Sakura Yoshida > i have 250mm ones
Akatsuki > rofl
Akatsuki > fire me then ****head
Akatsuki > my blasters do 60 dmg
Akatsuki > i think i can tank you
Sakura Yoshida > why dont you fire, toughy?
Akatsuki > because i want your ship
Akatsuki > or 500k
Sakura Yoshida > ooh, well you're not gonna get it
Akatsuki > please dont shoot me then
Sakura Yoshida > ok then
Sakura Yoshida > you're new to this, arent you?
Akatsuki > why dont you shoot at me
Akatsuki > no
Sakura Yoshida > because, you havent shot at me
Akatsuki > you ?
Sakura Yoshida > so, are you going to attack or not?
Sakura Yoshida > because i have to get somewhere
<- Akatsuki has left the channel
Akatsuki > give me your cruiser or i kill you
Sakura Yoshida > hehe, good work
Akatsuki > sirious i am gonna kill your ass
Akatsuki > eject
Akatsuki > you get my merlin
Sakura Yoshida > no way
Akatsuki > ok
Akatsuki > eject
Sakura Yoshida > goddamn
Akatsuki > do it
Sakura Yoshida > you do it
Akatsuki > i do it and then you
Akatsuki > wait
Akatsuki > stop
Akatsuki > ok i am gonna kill you then
Akatsuki > our give me 1M
Akatsuki > hey what are you gonna do
Sakura Yoshida > i'm gonna keep travelling along, and if you open fire on me, i'll blow you up
Akatsuki > you give me atleast 1M
Sakura Yoshida > no way
Akatsuki > yeah
Akatsuki > you give me
Akatsuki > you cant fire me
Sakura Yoshida > i can return fire
Akatsuki > you dont have guns dumbass
(Note: I actually have 1 150mm railgun, 1 250mm railgun, and 2 heavy missile launchers, my guns are clearly visible on my ship)
Sakura Yoshida > keep thinking that, butthead
Akatsuki > ****head give me 500k or you cruiser
Sakura Yoshida > you give me 1 million
Akatsuki > our what
Sakura Yoshida > you know, you must be the most inept criminal ever
Akatsuki > give me 500k our you cruiser
Sakura Yoshida > are you gonna attack or what?
Akatsuki > you can't fire me
Akatsuki > because you are a sissy
Sakura Yoshida > you're the sissy, idiot
Akatsuki > you
Sakura Yoshida > you threaten me, but dont have the guts to open fire
Akatsuki > you either
Sakura Yoshida > well, you started this
Akatsuki > 500k our you cruiser
Sakura Yoshida > i think i'll hang onto it
Sakura Yoshida > are you gonna do anything, or can i just keep going?
Akatsuki > give me
Sakura Yoshida > nope
Akatsuki > yes
Sakura Yoshida > or what, you'll hit me with your puny 150mm railguns?
Sakura Yoshida > i have 250mm ones
Akatsuki > rofl
Akatsuki > fire me then ****head
Akatsuki > my blasters do 60 dmg
Akatsuki > i think i can tank you
Sakura Yoshida > why dont you fire, toughy?
Akatsuki > because i want your ship
Akatsuki > or 500k
Sakura Yoshida > ooh, well you're not gonna get it
Akatsuki > please dont shoot me then
Sakura Yoshida > ok then
Sakura Yoshida > you're new to this, arent you?
Akatsuki > why dont you shoot at me
Akatsuki > no
Sakura Yoshida > because, you havent shot at me
Akatsuki > you ?
Sakura Yoshida > so, are you going to attack or not?
Sakura Yoshida > because i have to get somewhere
<- Akatsuki has left the channel
Gavriel> CCP are assholes who refuse to have any fun whatsoever
Gavriel> they melted my snowballs
Gavriel> bastards
Gavriel> they melted my snowballs
Gavriel> bastards
Leonthoric > I'm not french, I'm from canada , not france ...
Murphy > there's a difference?
NSA Octav > u'r half french right??
Leonthoric > quebecers drink, swear and sing ... the french just surrender alot
NSA Octav > lol
KSUDruid > LOL
Leonthoric > :d
morpheus shemmel > hehe
NSA Octav > there should be an in-game french comunity
NSA Octav > all declare war on them,let's see if they surrender
KSUDruid > lmao
Murphy > there's a difference?
NSA Octav > u'r half french right??
Leonthoric > quebecers drink, swear and sing ... the french just surrender alot
NSA Octav > lol
KSUDruid > LOL
Leonthoric > :d
morpheus shemmel > hehe
NSA Octav > there should be an in-game french comunity
NSA Octav > all declare war on them,let's see if they surrender
KSUDruid > lmao
MaIachy Kidd > I love the sight of a full Science & Industry queue in the afternoon.
Shadow XII > Actually Shen you look like if Justin Beiber came out about actually being a girl.
Mixu Paatelainen > i hope that happens this year or im gonna need to see some balls
Seareus Teleid > I for one, have no need of seeing his balls.
Mixu Paatelainen > i hope that happens this year or im gonna need to see some balls
Seareus Teleid > I for one, have no need of seeing his balls.
Echskrata > don't you hate when you're out mining and a hulk just parks next to you and makes you look bad? :P