Jacob Etienne > i am going to find the UK managing director of ASDA, and stab him with a broken bottle
Jacob Etienne > one cup of rice, plus 350ml water, microwaveable bowl, cover, put on high for 8 mins
Jacob Etienne > end result - sticky white jizz-like shit all over your microwave, and a bowl of crunchy, hard rice
Jacob Etienne > dee-lish
Jacob Etienne > im gonna petition
Jacob Etienne > one cup of rice, plus 350ml water, microwaveable bowl, cover, put on high for 8 mins
Jacob Etienne > end result - sticky white jizz-like shit all over your microwave, and a bowl of crunchy, hard rice
Jacob Etienne > dee-lish
Jacob Etienne > im gonna petition
EVE System > Channel changed to Huola Local Channel
TECOR > yeah wtf
TECOR > this is huola not bloody rens guys come on get lost:)
Beinrich > not Rens? Danm! I knew I should have turned left
Tar Kovsky > damn CONCORD starmaps...
Viqer Fell > Guys what are you all doing here
Beinrich > We can simulate Rens a bit:
Beinrich > Hey you! Get away from my cans!
Viqer Fell > Bloody menod pentor you bugger ore thief!
TECOR > yeah wtf
TECOR > this is huola not bloody rens guys come on get lost:)
Beinrich > not Rens? Danm! I knew I should have turned left
Tar Kovsky > damn CONCORD starmaps...
Viqer Fell > Guys what are you all doing here
Beinrich > We can simulate Rens a bit:
Beinrich > Hey you! Get away from my cans!
Viqer Fell > Bloody menod pentor you bugger ore thief!
Aiyeeta Beaver > Anyone know what's good stuff to add to ramen?
valeronx > spam.
Aiyeeta Beaver > I know egg isn't too bad
Zoidberg ENB > Hot sauce
valeronx > Cunt into chunks
valeronx > cut*
Aiyeeta Beaver > umm...
Zoidberg ENB > lol
Aiyeeta Beaver > val... greatest typo all day...
Zoidberg ENB > Oh, that's worthy of that one site...
Aiyeeta Beaver > omgrawr? brb ^.^
valeronx > I guess that's what I get for typing and watching family guy at the same time :(
valeronx > spam.
Aiyeeta Beaver > I know egg isn't too bad
Zoidberg ENB > Hot sauce
valeronx > Cunt into chunks
valeronx > cut*
Aiyeeta Beaver > umm...
Zoidberg ENB > lol
Aiyeeta Beaver > val... greatest typo all day...
Zoidberg ENB > Oh, that's worthy of that one site...
Aiyeeta Beaver > omgrawr? brb ^.^
valeronx > I guess that's what I get for typing and watching family guy at the same time :(
Elizabeth Saxon > /emote vogues.
Trev Kachanov > /emote grabs his camera
Trev Kachanov > work with me work with me
Elizabeth Saxon > /emote strikes a pose.
Osgilath > rofl
Trev Kachanov > beautiful beautiful now lose the pants
Trev Kachanov > no? ok ok , we work on that later
Lakhthaar > lol
Lord Dire > omg
Cristal Ice > lol
Chaolan > cock?
Lord Dire > i fell off my chair
Osgilath > that's fascinating....now take your top off
Trev Kachanov > lol
Trev Kachanov > isnt that how professional photographers work?
Cristal Ice > something like that, yes
Maobih Vanire > oh... i'm sure it's like that....
Osgilath > im not sure about professionals, but....well...Ive said too much
Maobih Vanire > /emote coughs
Elizabeth Saxon > Something like that :)
Trev Kachanov > /emote grabs his camera
Trev Kachanov > work with me work with me
Elizabeth Saxon > /emote strikes a pose.
Osgilath > rofl
Trev Kachanov > beautiful beautiful now lose the pants
Trev Kachanov > no? ok ok , we work on that later
Lakhthaar > lol
Lord Dire > omg
Cristal Ice > lol
Chaolan > cock?
Lord Dire > i fell off my chair
Osgilath > that's fascinating....now take your top off
Trev Kachanov > lol
Trev Kachanov > isnt that how professional photographers work?
Cristal Ice > something like that, yes
Maobih Vanire > oh... i'm sure it's like that....
Osgilath > im not sure about professionals, but....well...Ive said too much
Maobih Vanire > /emote coughs
Elizabeth Saxon > Something like that :)
Ilsenae Alexandros > Jason
Ilsenae Alexandros > Please go check the definition of Leer
Victoria Stecker lol
Morwen Lagann > rofl
Jason Galente > Leer- n. An unpleasant look
Jason Galente > Oh wait.
Jason Galente > Fuck
Morwen Lagann > someone's in the clooooset
Jason Galente > Shit damnit
Victoria Stecker > not anymore
Morwen Lagann > ^
Jason Galente > wrong kind of unpleasant
Morwen Lagann > /emote giggles
Jason Galente > ewwwwww
Morwen Lagann > oh man
Morwen Lagann > dying of lol
Jason Galente > Im never gonna live that one down huh?
Ilsenae Alexandros > nope
Jason Galente > Damnit.
Ilsenae Alexandros > Please go check the definition of Leer
Victoria Stecker lol
Morwen Lagann > rofl
Jason Galente > Leer- n. An unpleasant look
Jason Galente > Oh wait.
Jason Galente > Fuck
Morwen Lagann > someone's in the clooooset
Jason Galente > Shit damnit
Victoria Stecker > not anymore
Morwen Lagann > ^
Jason Galente > wrong kind of unpleasant
Morwen Lagann > /emote giggles
Jason Galente > ewwwwww
Morwen Lagann > oh man
Morwen Lagann > dying of lol
Jason Galente > Im never gonna live that one down huh?
Ilsenae Alexandros > nope
Jason Galente > Damnit.
LegilGalad > The T2 spider still evades my cats hunting...
Hygelac > only our enemies fleed :p
Hygelac > upon our mercy they plead
Hygelac > but we pay them no heed
Cabadrin > we ransomed them for weed
Hygelac > as we ram up the speed :D
Cabadrin > then fled on their steed
Hygelac > The slave girls we freed
Cabadrin > on their women we peed
Trakh Shardan > and the smoke a lot of fikn weed
Hygelac > And inside them we laid our seed :D
Hygelac > o/
Cabadrin > this is our creed
Hygelac > upon our mercy they plead
Hygelac > but we pay them no heed
Cabadrin > we ransomed them for weed
Hygelac > as we ram up the speed :D
Cabadrin > then fled on their steed
Hygelac > The slave girls we freed
Cabadrin > on their women we peed
Trakh Shardan > and the smoke a lot of fikn weed
Hygelac > And inside them we laid our seed :D
Hygelac > o/
Cabadrin > this is our creed
flashfresh > Shae looks sexy draped over the front of her ares - with her tight, figure hugging, rubber suit....
Shae Tiann > leather, dear
* flashfresh clears throat.
Shae Tiann > leather, dear
* flashfresh clears throat.
PsychoFluff > i run my ts through my stereo so my neighbours think i have friends
Shangpo > I find it awesome when I hear crying babies in the background in fleet ops... Makes me realize that I am with a dedicated FC saying, screw you baby.... eve is more important