Eri Nihil > Welcome to EVE. What is "user-friendly", and can I shoot it for ISK?
Traxex Khan > Just need sisters probes and a launcher now
Traxex Khan > :)
Erin Davis > haha..sisters probes
night theif > she dont have any she shaves
Erin Davis > those are pubes
Erin Davis > not probes
night theif > oh
Traxex Khan > L,OL
night theif > my bad
night theif > got all excited for a sec
night theif > lol
Erin Davis > wait
Erin Davis > whyd you get excited?
night theif > your just figuring that out?
Erin Davis > ...o........o god
Traxex Khan > :)
Erin Davis > haha..sisters probes
night theif > she dont have any she shaves
Erin Davis > those are pubes
Erin Davis > not probes
night theif > oh
Traxex Khan > L,OL
night theif > my bad
night theif > got all excited for a sec
night theif > lol
Erin Davis > wait
Erin Davis > whyd you get excited?
night theif > your just figuring that out?
Erin Davis > ...o........o god
<Shalbane> grr women
<Shalbane> !!
<[Agony]Kaiman> Yeah the one I just lost has been collecting dust in Jita 4-4, the other one I actually used quite often
<Shalbane> !!
<[Agony]Kaiman> Yeah the one I just lost has been collecting dust in Jita 4-4, the other one I actually used quite often
Stitcher > You can fit seven autocannons on a properly configured Loki. The muzzle flare from each of these guns is longer than the ship, which means you wind up flying an angry ball of GUN. I think it's safe to say that this is the essence of minmatar ship. there is more gun than cruiser. It is apparently held together by SleeperTech chewing gum and pleading. The hell with duct tape, they've apparently decided that all they need to get the ship to stay in one piece is to be completely batfuck insane.
Duckeye > TIP: never handle boil water while being naked
Purkle > i've got an "imicus"
Aqautica > there's a cream for that
Aqautica > there's a cream for that
Lazarus Stone > If you feel this answer is not satisfactory, you are welcome to request that your petition be escalated.
PhatBoy > :-)
Batar Fireheart > escalate this
Lazarus Stone > look i even did it without moving my lips this time!
Batar Fireheart > ..I.. o ..I..
Lazarus Stone > goal!
Lazarus Stone > er... wait a min...
Lazarus Stone > you bastard!
PhatBoy > :-)
Batar Fireheart > escalate this
Lazarus Stone > look i even did it without moving my lips this time!
Batar Fireheart > ..I.. o ..I..
Lazarus Stone > goal!
Lazarus Stone > er... wait a min...
Lazarus Stone > you bastard!
Kaelali Teran > It's why I like flying a Daredevil, really.
Kaelali Teran > A blaster Daredevil, that is.
Kaelali Teran > It's the balls deep approach to pewpewing. Shove the Daredevil up their exhaust port at terminal velocity, then leave them with friction burns.
Kaelali Teran > A blaster Daredevil, that is.
Kaelali Teran > It's the balls deep approach to pewpewing. Shove the Daredevil up their exhaust port at terminal velocity, then leave them with friction burns.
<Eewec> just curious, but are the devs aware that the website is heavily MIA?
<Hellspawn01> not just the website
<Hellspawn01> ingame lag is increasing
<Eewec> ahh
<Hellspawn01> I farsee a server issue coming up
<Wrangler> we are aware of it, yes
<Hellspawn01> yay, they can speak
<Eewec> get the distinct feeling something has gone decidedly curly, where it should be straight "http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"
<Eewec> wonder who made the last set of changes to the website...... don't think I'd like to be them atm
<chig> My guess is goonswarm decided to conquer the forum.
<Wrangler> we've tried chanting for it to return, will move on to ritual sacrifice
<Hellspawn01> you got a virgin prepared for it?
<Eewec> you mean your not already at demonic summoning?
* Wrangler ties Hellspawn01's hands together, and drags him off for the sacrifice
<Wrangler> yes...
<Eewec> demonic summoning = calling microsoft tech support for help
<Hellspawn01> I´m the demon you´re supposed to summon, not the victim
<chig> I guess Oveur will finally come to good use.
<chig> Somebody should really mute me for an hour or so...
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<Hellspawn01> not just the website
<Hellspawn01> ingame lag is increasing
<Eewec> ahh
<Hellspawn01> I farsee a server issue coming up
<Wrangler> we are aware of it, yes
<Hellspawn01> yay, they can speak
<Eewec> get the distinct feeling something has gone decidedly curly, where it should be straight "http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"
![http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"](http://dl1.eve-files.com/media/0607/wtf.JPG"){kind=link}
<Eewec> wonder who made the last set of changes to the website...... don't think I'd like to be them atm
<chig> My guess is goonswarm decided to conquer the forum.
<Wrangler> we've tried chanting for it to return, will move on to ritual sacrifice
<Hellspawn01> you got a virgin prepared for it?
<Eewec> you mean your not already at demonic summoning?
* Wrangler ties Hellspawn01's hands together, and drags him off for the sacrifice
<Wrangler> yes...
<Eewec> demonic summoning = calling microsoft tech support for help
<Hellspawn01> I´m the demon you´re supposed to summon, not the victim
<chig> I guess Oveur will finally come to good use.
<chig> Somebody should really mute me for an hour or so...
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Yorlbie > whoops.
Yorlbie > you know, servers do not like being fed paperclips
Byrn Daar > Retched Server! Time to die! Suck paperclips!
Yorlbie > pretty close
Yorlbie > ran an updater for the rom, that flipped all the fans to full speed, and sucked a paperclip off the desk in front of it
Yorlbie > hm. wonder if i let all the magic smoke out
Yorlbie > nah, looks like the fan just got chewed a bit by the paperclip
Yorlbie > silly plastic fan trying to eat a paperclip
Porkie > o.0
Yorlbie > this thing used to have some kinda lint-guard mesh thingy in front of the fans to prevent things getting sucked into them. wonder what happened to them
Jadawin Darke > the fans ate tehm
Yorlbie > stupid hungry fans
Jadawin Darke > have you fed them any meat recently
Jadawin Darke > or icecream
Porkie > wtf
Dragonsoul > lol?
Yorlbie > no.. i try to avoid feeding ice cream to my servers
Jadawin Darke > good; you'll just make them hungry
Yorlbie > yeah, and sticky
Yorlbie > you know, servers do not like being fed paperclips
Byrn Daar > Retched Server! Time to die! Suck paperclips!
Yorlbie > pretty close
Yorlbie > ran an updater for the rom, that flipped all the fans to full speed, and sucked a paperclip off the desk in front of it
Yorlbie > hm. wonder if i let all the magic smoke out
Yorlbie > nah, looks like the fan just got chewed a bit by the paperclip
Yorlbie > silly plastic fan trying to eat a paperclip
Porkie > o.0
Yorlbie > this thing used to have some kinda lint-guard mesh thingy in front of the fans to prevent things getting sucked into them. wonder what happened to them
Jadawin Darke > the fans ate tehm
Yorlbie > stupid hungry fans
Jadawin Darke > have you fed them any meat recently
Jadawin Darke > or icecream
Porkie > wtf
Dragonsoul > lol?
Yorlbie > no.. i try to avoid feeding ice cream to my servers
Jadawin Darke > good; you'll just make them hungry
Yorlbie > yeah, and sticky