Tatsue Nuko > The cork on this bottle won't budge. :(
The Cosmopolite > Is that a euphemism?
Jonny Damordred > rub it a little, it'll move
The Cosmopolite > Yep, a little rub under the rim does wonders...
The Cosmopolite > Is that a euphemism?
Jonny Damordred > rub it a little, it'll move
The Cosmopolite > Yep, a little rub under the rim does wonders...
Babsey > howi make the heart?
bigfatbird > ctrl+Q Babsey
teh slayer > yeh - ctrl+q
Volkie > ♥
Volkie > omg it worked
teh slayer > babsey seems to have left
teh slayer > hes back
Babsey > ffekking lier
bigfatbird > ctrl+Q Babsey
teh slayer > yeh - ctrl+q
Volkie > ♥
Volkie > omg it worked
teh slayer > babsey seems to have left
teh slayer > hes back
Babsey > ffekking lier
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
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<HellGremlin> :l
<Sprak> HELLO
<HellGremlin> HI
<jaska> MR CAPSLOCK
<Sprak> HOW ARE YOU
<HellGremlin> WELCOME TO INTERNET
<Kusachiho> Hello
<Sprak> THANK YOU
<HellGremlin> HAVE E-COOKIE
* HellGremlin offer E-COOKIE
* Sprak take E-COOKIE
* Sprak COOKIE MONSTER YUM YUM
<HellGremlin> IT GOOD YES?
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<Sprak> IT IS DELECTABLE
<HellGremlin> PAY WITH MASTERCARD ONLY!!!!!!!!!!
<Sprak> I HAVE ONLY VISA
<HellGremlin> DEATH SQUAD DISPATCHED
<Sprak> WHO COULD BE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
<Sprak> WHAT THE FUCK
<HellGremlin> O HI IT IS US DEATH SQUAD
<HellGremlin> WE WILL APPLY YOU DEATH NOW
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<HellGremlin> :l
<Sprak> HELLO
<HellGremlin> HI
<jaska> MR CAPSLOCK
<Sprak> HOW ARE YOU
<HellGremlin> WELCOME TO INTERNET
<Kusachiho> Hello
<Sprak> THANK YOU
<HellGremlin> HAVE E-COOKIE
* HellGremlin offer E-COOKIE
* Sprak take E-COOKIE
* Sprak COOKIE MONSTER YUM YUM
<HellGremlin> IT GOOD YES?
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<Sprak> IT IS DELECTABLE
<HellGremlin> PAY WITH MASTERCARD ONLY!!!!!!!!!!
<Sprak> I HAVE ONLY VISA
<HellGremlin> DEATH SQUAD DISPATCHED
<Sprak> WHO COULD BE KNOCKING AT MY DOOR
<Sprak> WHAT THE FUCK
<HellGremlin> O HI IT IS US DEATH SQUAD
<HellGremlin> WE WILL APPLY YOU DEATH NOW
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Argus Sanctonium > Yer still a baby to a lot of the people in this channel
Dirk Dakka > I know, isn't the average age for eve like 27 or something like that?
Argus Sanctonium > Sounds about right
Rachel Ozawa > judging by how a large number of eve players behave, I think that means most players are 12 but there's one really old fucker throwing off the average
Dirk Dakka > I know, isn't the average age for eve like 27 or something like that?
Argus Sanctonium > Sounds about right
Rachel Ozawa > judging by how a large number of eve players behave, I think that means most players are 12 but there's one really old fucker throwing off the average
Haruko Takeda >
row row row your ship
through some hostile space
warily, warily, warily, warily
eve is a scary place
row row row your ship
through some hostile space
warily, warily, warily, warily
eve is a scary place
Terrai > HOW DO I GET A SHIP
Inferno Killgannon > just buy one terrai
Terrai > DO I HAVE TO BUY ON EBAY
Inferno Killgannon > just buy one terrai
Terrai > DO I HAVE TO BUY ON EBAY
Milduuzz > u took my cargo
Yasujiro Kaibara > Ah. Good day, sir.. cargo? What cargo?
Milduuzz > the one u just took... hiant secure container
Milduuzz > giant*
Milduuzz > come back and give it backl
Yasujiro Kaibara > Ah. You mean the unanchored, unpassworded container floating adrift in the asteroid belt. Under the latest CONCORD Clean Spaceways act, that would classify it as 'debris.'
Milduuzz > yes that one
Yasujiro Kaibara > I'll take it back to a station for reprocessing. No worries.
Yasujiro Kaibara > Ah. Good day, sir.. cargo? What cargo?
Milduuzz > the one u just took... hiant secure container
Milduuzz > giant*
Milduuzz > come back and give it backl
Yasujiro Kaibara > Ah. You mean the unanchored, unpassworded container floating adrift in the asteroid belt. Under the latest CONCORD Clean Spaceways act, that would classify it as 'debris.'
Milduuzz > yes that one
Yasujiro Kaibara > I'll take it back to a station for reprocessing. No worries.
<HellGremlin> OH MY GOD EVE IS STARTING UP
<HellGremlin> EVERYONE MAKE SURE TO HAMMER THE LOGIN SERVER UNTIL IT THROWS UP ALL OVER ITSELF K?
<HellGremlin> EVERYONE MAKE SURE TO HAMMER THE LOGIN SERVER UNTIL IT THROWS UP ALL OVER ITSELF K?
Skarr Tos > monacle will be cool for about 2 days, then it will just be a badge of nerdness, that you spent 2 bil on the first thing to come out
Skarr Tos > does it do anything? in game?
Freon Solari > it holds at least one eye open during mining ops
Skarr Tos > does it do anything? in game?
Freon Solari > it holds at least one eye open during mining ops