<awox> PenguinOfDoom got webbed by a t1 fit drake :D
<awox> stasis webifier I uh oh
<awox> hahahaha :)
<PenguinOfDoom> :(
<PenguinOfDoom> he shotted me up in three volleys, with MWD running
<PenguinOfDoom> and that's perfectly fine
<PenguinOfDoom> but then I bubbled my own pod :/
<awox> stasis webifier I uh oh
<awox> hahahaha :)
<PenguinOfDoom> :(
<PenguinOfDoom> he shotted me up in three volleys, with MWD running
<PenguinOfDoom> and that's perfectly fine
<PenguinOfDoom> but then I bubbled my own pod :/
Allangor > i still say come to south africa, perfect example of how education pumps out moron's who can't read, can barely wright and need wordpad just to type out a short letter without spelling mistakes, and on top of that need calculators to add 12 and 8
Shadow XII > 'wright'.
Shadow XII > Point proven.
Shadow XII > 'wright'.
Shadow XII > Point proven.
Kloss > ogrimar
Kloss > or whatever that site is where people post eve chats worthy of a laugh
Kloss > or whatever that site is where people post eve chats worthy of a laugh
Civ Zomas > Is there any ship class in Eve that doesn't either:
1. Have a goofy-looking face somewhere on it, or
2. Look like a sex toy?
1. Have a goofy-looking face somewhere on it, or
2. Look like a sex toy?
Silence iKillYouu > i lost my nyx and toon CCP locked the acount
Silence iKillYouu > cause i cant prove its mine cause i made it under fake name
Silence iKillYouu > cause i cant prove its mine cause i made it under fake name
flashfreaking > it's not Eve is 4 Bob
flashfreaking > or Eve is 4 MC
flashfreaking > it's Eve is for Lag
flashfreaking > or Eve is 4 MC
flashfreaking > it's Eve is for Lag
Gangus > cop: well sir: "Generic Police Cruiser hits with Radar S for $574 damage to your wallet and 2 bonus points to your license"
Jenina Hawke > Yeah, and my dad should be glad ET and nync are better at getting me up in the morning than he ever was.
<Merdekka> if you want to pick up chicks, you need a deimos
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
<gota> only the sacrilege has those HUGE boosters
<Merdekka> compensating for something?
<gota> ok, i shouldn't have used that argument
<Mitchman> and the deimos does not?
<Merdekka> the deimos may have a vaguely phallic shape, but it doesn't have any ridiculous add-ons
<gota> what have they added on the eagle model ?
<gota> rotating dildos ?
<gota> a la harpy ?
<Merdekka> eagle has no additions
<gota> wtf
<gota> ripoff
<Merdekka> cerberus doesn't either
<Mitchman> it has flashing lights
<gota> caldaris were shafted tbh
<gota> they only have the camo thing ?
<Merdekka> and those aren't dildos, they're whisks. They show your potential partner your willingness to help out in the kitchen
<Merdekka> as long as they let you manoevre 1,000,000kg of spaceship into the kitchen that is
<gota> so caldaris are metrosexual ?
<Merdekka> whoa no
<gota> well
<Merdekka> they only help out in the kitchen if you're allowed to bring a huge spaceship into the kitchen
Iole > now, how do we wake those boring old sods up
AvaAva > poors water down the front of her white t-shirt
Iole > joins ava and gets out the garden hose too
OConner > woot
OConner > OC is awake now
AvaAva > well we got oc's attention
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > nobody else?
Iole > dang
Iole > maybe we should kick em in the groin
AvaAva > grabs the hose and starts spraying Iole
OC gets video camera to record it for other guys
Iole > runs round the corp hangar in her wet t-shirt
AvaAva > lol running is good
AvaAva > good job oc
Iole > gets a bucket of water and throws it at ava
AvaAva > but they are missing out :P
OConner > ^^
OConner > now we actually need this to happen rl that would be even better ^^
Iole > tackles OC, hosing his t-shirt down too
OConner > :)
AvaAva > i was just about to say that :)
Iole > me fast ^^
Iole > now some soap
Iole > :P
OConner > :D
AvaAva > squirts soap all over oc
Iole > woot
OConner > ^^
Iole > slips on the soap tackling OC again :P
OConner > *OC loves to wrestle
Iole > hehehe
Iole > bring it on :P
OConner > ^^
AvaAva > just keeps squirting them with soap and water, making them slippery while wrestling
Iole > slips from OC, runs for ava and tackles her too
Iole > gang wrestle :P
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > we do need to do this in rl. sounds like fun! :)
Iole > yeah ^^
OConner > ^^
OConner > i agree ava
AvaAva > poors water down the front of her white t-shirt
Iole > joins ava and gets out the garden hose too
OConner > woot
OConner > OC is awake now
AvaAva > well we got oc's attention
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > nobody else?
Iole > dang
Iole > maybe we should kick em in the groin
AvaAva > grabs the hose and starts spraying Iole
OC gets video camera to record it for other guys
Iole > runs round the corp hangar in her wet t-shirt
AvaAva > lol running is good
AvaAva > good job oc
Iole > gets a bucket of water and throws it at ava
AvaAva > but they are missing out :P
OConner > ^^
OConner > now we actually need this to happen rl that would be even better ^^
Iole > tackles OC, hosing his t-shirt down too
OConner > :)
AvaAva > i was just about to say that :)
Iole > me fast ^^
Iole > now some soap
Iole > :P
OConner > :D
AvaAva > squirts soap all over oc
Iole > woot
OConner > ^^
Iole > slips on the soap tackling OC again :P
OConner > *OC loves to wrestle
Iole > hehehe
Iole > bring it on :P
OConner > ^^
AvaAva > just keeps squirting them with soap and water, making them slippery while wrestling
Iole > slips from OC, runs for ava and tackles her too
Iole > gang wrestle :P
AvaAva > lol
AvaAva > we do need to do this in rl. sounds like fun! :)
Iole > yeah ^^
OConner > ^^
OConner > i agree ava