Rooker > england and america, 2 countries separated by a common language
Rooker > somebody in another channel just said "AFK, need to go suck on a fag"
Rooker > and I spit a whole mouthful of mountain dew clear across the living room
Rooker > somebody in another channel just said "AFK, need to go suck on a fag"
Rooker > and I spit a whole mouthful of mountain dew clear across the living room
Zverofaust > omfg did you shoot my drones
BattleStar Crusader > no
BattleStar Crusader > i caressed them
Zverofaust > so thats why they're all sticky now.. wtf perv
BattleStar Crusader > no
BattleStar Crusader > i caressed them
Zverofaust > so thats why they're all sticky now.. wtf perv
<HellGremlin> Hmm
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|
<HellGremlin> Fascinating new spam emails I'm getting lately
<HellGremlin> Apparently, they're selling pills that increase the volume of your ejaculate by 500%
<HellGremlin> Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind want that
<BaronVonVirtu> lol
<Talthrus> lol
<HellGremlin> It's messy enough as it is
<volume> :|
<BaronVonVirtu> I got the ebay scam ones
<HellGremlin> OH GOOD
<HellGremlin> MY BALLS JUST THREW UP A GALLON OF PEARL JAM
<HellGremlin> HEY HONEY GET A BUNCH OF TOWELS
<HellGremlin> WE CAN'T SLEEP IN OUR BED FOR A FEW DAYS UNTIL MY SPERM FLOOD DRIES
<Talthrus> the mental image >_<
<Talthrus> it won't turn off!!!!
<HellGremlin> WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DOG DROWNED
<Levin> :|
Drake Modain > still got 'access denied' corp hangar
Drake Modain > oh i see certain parts of it
Logan Feynman > You should see the "Ammo", "Mining Equipment", and the "Equipment" parts
Empero > is there something wrong if i see only "weed" "cocain" and "Smith & Wesson"?
Logan Feynman > yes ... it means you are going through my stuff!
Empero > ah... thats why :)
Drake Modain > oh i see certain parts of it
Logan Feynman > You should see the "Ammo", "Mining Equipment", and the "Equipment" parts
Empero > is there something wrong if i see only "weed" "cocain" and "Smith & Wesson"?
Logan Feynman > yes ... it means you are going through my stuff!
Empero > ah... thats why :)
[DigitalCommunist] Ok, stupid question probably, but are mining crystals supposed to degrade and stop working?
[DigitalCommunist] Or all crystals for that matter
[Hammerhead] just mining crystals
[Hammerhead] and maybe the ultra violent faction crystals
[Hammerhead] but you've never looted those yet
[Redundancy] wait...
[Redundancy] DC just asked a question about mining?
[Hammerhead] hahaha
[DigitalCommunist] :|
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[DigitalCommunist] Or all crystals for that matter
[Hammerhead] just mining crystals
[Hammerhead] and maybe the ultra violent faction crystals
[Hammerhead] but you've never looted those yet
[Redundancy] wait...
[Redundancy] DC just asked a question about mining?
[Hammerhead] hahaha
[DigitalCommunist] :|
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AccomacO > I dont' have neuts...
Giga Slave > my ass
AccomacO > your ass has neuts?
AccomacO > thats kinda attractiv
Giga Slave > my ass
AccomacO > your ass has neuts?
AccomacO > thats kinda attractiv
Asuka Paku > i'm an idiot
Garthran > lol... what tipped you off?
Asuka Paku > I could have just BOUGHT all this mexallon, and used my assets window, instead of going through market and plotting course...
Asuka Paku > damn it lol
Garthran > /emote stares for a moment, giggles, snorts, then just laughs at your expense
Asuka Paku > repeat after me... skills are only needed for remote sells... skills are only needed for remote sells...
Garthran > lol... what tipped you off?
Asuka Paku > I could have just BOUGHT all this mexallon, and used my assets window, instead of going through market and plotting course...
Asuka Paku > damn it lol
Garthran > /emote stares for a moment, giggles, snorts, then just laughs at your expense
Asuka Paku > repeat after me... skills are only needed for remote sells... skills are only needed for remote sells...
Frank Horrigan > im tired of loot not making any sense
Stavlokar Cerebus > You shouldn't try to have a conversation with your loot
Stavlokar Cerebus > You shouldn't try to have a conversation with your loot
Minty Aroma > Sounds about right- I don't have anything on atm
Minty Aroma > Lets me use my penis as a joystick as I make VOOOOM noises whilst my ship orbits it's target
Minty Aroma > Lets me use my penis as a joystick as I make VOOOOM noises whilst my ship orbits it's target
I Bigfoot Ikkala > im lost in low sec
Herschel Yamamoto > bigfoot - find the red flashy guy, he'll send you home
Herschel Yamamoto > bigfoot - find the red flashy guy, he'll send you home