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Tar'el > who wants me in my onyx
Ormarr Kai > i want you in nothing at all
8agpuss > nothing at all
8agpuss > nothing at all...
8agpuss > NOTHING AT ALL
Tar'el > i am already naked
Mr Kha > petitioned
Ormarr Kai > proof or gtfo
Tar'el > you want to see my man meat?
ollie khan > moobs plox
Tar'el > ok one sec let me turn web cam on ;)
Ajunta P'all > u guys notice we have like 3500 aurom now
Onyxalia La'fiette > O.o intresting...
Ajunta P'all > u can totally play dress up for free
Onyxalia La'fiette > rofl
Merc504 > lol
Jack Blitzen > yeah, they keep adding it for people posting shit into eveisreal.com or something
Ajunta P'all > yep
Jack Blitzen > SPACE BARBIE (TM)
Onyxalia La'fiette > LOL
Onyxalia La'fiette > only issue with space barbie is she doesnt come with kens ships =/
Ajunta P'all > buy a geddon
Jack Blitzen > eh, ken's ships are all flash and no dps
MrShooter > After 9.0 standing with the agents they start to say thins like "OHMYGOD ITS YOU! Fortune has smiled upon me! Please take a seat and this giftbox and these brownies I baked and if there is anything you need me to do just ask and I will launch the Navy F...
Merydiana > Hehehe. It's nice to be loved. ^_^
suoidet ahcrin > a love wich would vanish in an instant if you did ONE little thing wrong
MrShooter > "What? You..you FAILED to kill that guristas ship!? How could you!? I thought I KNEW YOU! I...I can't even look at you. GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!" *agent sets standing to -1.0*
Kurisar > I don't see how shifting a few cargo containers constitutes important storyline development. For all i know, these are full of tampons, or red party hats, or hot dogs.
Krazy Red > cat food
Krazy Red > gotta feed dem kitties ya know
Kurisar > "The caldari state triumphed only through the timely arrival of several tons of cat food, destined for the captains severely overweight cat."
Vash Tziolkovskiy > Hear that, Mister Gistati? That is the sound of inevitability.
Minarqh > Don't play with the food.
Vash Tziolkovskiy > Somewhere right now, there's an Arch Angel captain who survived his last ejection, phoning his agent about his memoir, "Sixteen Seconds to Live"
Andreus Ixiris > A normal person, when in a hole, stops digging.
Andreus Ixiris > When Star Fraction's in a hole, they say "Keep digging! China's got to be here somewhere!"
Durandal Strauss > i went window shpooing last weekend. spent $300AUD.
Iroa > lol, what on?
Azia Burgi > windows...
Azia Burgi > like dur....
Arklan1 > *blink* ok, the chornicles have had an effect on me. i just found myself thinking "i could finish the mission without killing these ships... but, eh fuck it." and then had a pang of guilt.
Arklan1 > you know, for being a callous "immortal capsuleer"
DJ Daddy > life is harsh, man
Ammzi > so harsh :(
Dr p00m > lol.... serpentis' orphanage must be HUGE
Jayson Rock > nah, I bet every ship has day care
Quinn > Well would you rather have Chuck Norris's left testicle instead?
Zodzr > why cant i have his RIGHT nut?
Quinn > Sorry, that one was dropped on Hiroshima
Leet Al > i farted on my hand and then sniffed it and my hand smells like fart
anister > do you think that would work here in the U.K?
Leet Al > try it man
Kriva Fajriika > the level of inteligence (already very low) in this channel, just dropped, by a lot
GeneralNukeEm > lol
Leet Al > durrr
Leet Al > o/
anister > hmmm
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 87/100" by anister.
Kriva Fajriika > its a lot lower than that :P
anister > well, we gotta give it room to lower
GeneralNukeEm > you're off by a magnitude of 10
RtoZ > 100 is a reference
RtoZ > id say 100=3IQ
RtoZ > maybe 4
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 77/100" by anister.
anister > there
RtoZ > woah
anister > but zeph just said something kinda clever
RtoZ > someone must have bought one of my implants
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 78/100" by anister.
RtoZ > ...
RtoZ > balls
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 77/100" by anister.
Leet Al > I bought a typhoon o/
RtoZ > :)
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "www.free-collective.com - Intelligence Level 03/100" by anister.
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