Podeewan Kenobi > anyone wanna do me in before i hit the sack?
Henry Fredyericus > what the heck you talking about....
Henry Fredyericus > u must be having your own kinky dreams
Podeewan Kenobi > I'm sure you've read my bio?
Podeewan Kenobi > wanna get your name listed in my travels?
Henry Fredyericus > there's the hourly rate in your bio ?
Podeewan Kenobi > 1K isk per podding... it'll be funn.. you get a spiffy corpse, i get dead.
Podeewan Kenobi > *death.. silly me.
Podeewan Kenobi > don't make me have to beg...
Podeewan Kenobi > oh mister Henry diddums.. Would you be so kind as to... rub your large... ammo across my hull? please please please?
Podeewan Kenobi > I'd be ever so grateful...
Podeewan Kenobi > ok.. if you change your mind, i'll be at one of the dashingly good looking cyno fields in this system...
Podeewan Kenobi > Ichi.. c'mon.. be a rebel
Podeewan Kenobi > you know.. i bet if i was some hot miner type, you'd pod me in an instant..
Podeewan Kenobi > I can't believe i'm in 0.0 and having to BEG to be podded. Yo get isk for crying out loud.
Henry Fredyericus > takes all kind...
Henry Fredyericus > what the heck you talking about....
Henry Fredyericus > u must be having your own kinky dreams
Podeewan Kenobi > I'm sure you've read my bio?
Podeewan Kenobi > wanna get your name listed in my travels?
Henry Fredyericus > there's the hourly rate in your bio ?
Podeewan Kenobi > 1K isk per podding... it'll be funn.. you get a spiffy corpse, i get dead.
Podeewan Kenobi > *death.. silly me.
Podeewan Kenobi > don't make me have to beg...
Podeewan Kenobi > oh mister Henry diddums.. Would you be so kind as to... rub your large... ammo across my hull? please please please?
Podeewan Kenobi > I'd be ever so grateful...
Podeewan Kenobi > ok.. if you change your mind, i'll be at one of the dashingly good looking cyno fields in this system...
Podeewan Kenobi > Ichi.. c'mon.. be a rebel
Podeewan Kenobi > you know.. i bet if i was some hot miner type, you'd pod me in an instant..
Podeewan Kenobi > I can't believe i'm in 0.0 and having to BEG to be podded. Yo get isk for crying out loud.
Henry Fredyericus > takes all kind...
Shadow XII > 03:20:47 Combat Your group of True Sansha Tachyon Beam Laser places an excellent hit on Ostingele Tectum, inflicting 3396.0 damage.
droider007 > Tectum? Damn near killed um!
Vanguarder > Got that Tectum in the rectum.
droider007 > Tectum? Damn near killed um!
Vanguarder > Got that Tectum in the rectum.
Insuperable> bring a t1 frig they dont have much
Insuperable> omg!! they have a badger 2, bring your domi!!!
Insuperable> omg!! they have a badger 2, bring your domi!!!
EVE System > Channel changed to II-5O9 Local Channel
Atandros > Good morning, faithful lackey to reactionary powers
Blizzard36 > o/
Blizzard36 > altho tis far from morning
Atandros > Are you referring to the fact that your despotic world is in a perennial state of sunless gloom?
Blizzard36 > nah..just work the night shift. so its actually afternoon.
Atandros > Good morning, faithful lackey to reactionary powers
Blizzard36 > o/
Blizzard36 > altho tis far from morning
Atandros > Are you referring to the fact that your despotic world is in a perennial state of sunless gloom?
Blizzard36 > nah..just work the night shift. so its actually afternoon.
Cefany > /emote shakes her tiny fist at the men
Adrielle Firewalker > /emote hands Derran and Night a wig each and a dress
Kaleigh Doyle > such a tease
Adrielle Firewalker > No men here *whistles*
Kaleigh Doyle > rawr!
Derran > /emote hides in a corner.
Adrielle Firewalker > What's the matter Derranella?
Kaleigh Doyle > /emote snickers
Derran > /emote adds a name to his KOS list...
Adrielle Firewalker > You would kill your own Executor?
Adrielle Firewalker > Poor play sir, poor play
Yuki Li > DERRANELLAAAAA!!!
Yuki Li > teehee.
Derran > Oh great. Now look what you did.
Kaleigh Doyle > lol
Yuki Li > you deserve a theme tune.
Adrielle Firewalker > Sounds like some fancy ice cream
Kaleigh Doyle > try our new derranella ice cream!
Kaleigh Doyle > low fat!
Derran > Stop picking on me!
Kaleigh Doyle > /emote grins
Kaleigh Doyle > /emote whistles innocently
Alisyn Wonderlande > /emote picks Derranella's nose
Adrielle Firewalker > We would stop picking on you, but the other guy hasn't said a word :P
Derran > I'm sensitive!
Yuki Li > Derranella! the minmatar! derranella! hes a freedom fightah! derranella! he's the coolest by far! derranella, just got hit by a car?
Adrielle Firewalker > Hmm, needs work
Adrielle Firewalker > But it could be awesome!
Adrielle Firewalker > Do they allow theme somgs in Paratwa?
Adrielle Firewalker > And can you have a cool-ass cape?
Derran > /emote puts Yuki back on the list, right below Adri.
Yuki Li > YES!
Yuki Li > SCORE!
Yuki Li > /emote declares war on Derran
Yuki Li > HE MEANS THE CALDARI STATE HARM
Adrielle Firewalker > /emote hands Derran and Night a wig each and a dress
Kaleigh Doyle > such a tease
Adrielle Firewalker > No men here *whistles*
Kaleigh Doyle > rawr!
Derran > /emote hides in a corner.
Adrielle Firewalker > What's the matter Derranella?
Kaleigh Doyle > /emote snickers
Derran > /emote adds a name to his KOS list...
Adrielle Firewalker > You would kill your own Executor?
Adrielle Firewalker > Poor play sir, poor play
Yuki Li > DERRANELLAAAAA!!!
Yuki Li > teehee.
Derran > Oh great. Now look what you did.
Kaleigh Doyle > lol
Yuki Li > you deserve a theme tune.
Adrielle Firewalker > Sounds like some fancy ice cream
Kaleigh Doyle > try our new derranella ice cream!
Kaleigh Doyle > low fat!
Derran > Stop picking on me!
Kaleigh Doyle > /emote grins
Kaleigh Doyle > /emote whistles innocently
Alisyn Wonderlande > /emote picks Derranella's nose
Adrielle Firewalker > We would stop picking on you, but the other guy hasn't said a word :P
Derran > I'm sensitive!
Yuki Li > Derranella! the minmatar! derranella! hes a freedom fightah! derranella! he's the coolest by far! derranella, just got hit by a car?
Adrielle Firewalker > Hmm, needs work
Adrielle Firewalker > But it could be awesome!
Adrielle Firewalker > Do they allow theme somgs in Paratwa?
Adrielle Firewalker > And can you have a cool-ass cape?
Derran > /emote puts Yuki back on the list, right below Adri.
Yuki Li > YES!
Yuki Li > SCORE!
Yuki Li > /emote declares war on Derran
Yuki Li > HE MEANS THE CALDARI STATE HARM
* aMUSiC shouts at the top of his lungs: "Wake up you slutty idlers! Almost 170 people in here and it's more silent than a friggin' funeral"
<PepsiTab> <---looking at porn.
<%gluon> <---making porn.
<PepsiTab> <---downloading porn from gluon.
<+aMUSiC> <---confiscating porn.
<Sethur> <--- pirating gluon's porn.
<PepsiTab> <---looking at porn.
<%gluon> <---making porn.
<PepsiTab> <---downloading porn from gluon.
<+aMUSiC> <---confiscating porn.
<Sethur> <--- pirating gluon's porn.
Lord Jeebus > does missile launcher count as large projectile turret?
Termanator > Step out of the Frighter with your hands in the air and no one will get hurt !!!!!
While mining from my Megathron in Sobaseki, I met this charming NOOB (Name Changed to keep from overly ebarrasing said NOOB)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.
<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)
Setting. Orefield in Sobaseki, 0.8 Sector, An Iteron 5 with 8 Giant Secures inside (my hauler), My Megathron with 7 Miner II's playfully stripping Pyroxeres. One jettison can with one unit of Veldspar. In comes NOOB in a shiny new Kestrel.
<NOOB> whatcha mining
<Aterr Terradon> Pyro
<NOOB> I mine Scordite
<Aterr Terradon> that's nice, u hunting rats now?
<NOOB> Im gonna do some mining
<Aterr Terradon> oh, ok... good luck
(Jet Can goes POP)
<Aterr Terradon> hey, that was not Cool
<NOOB> hehe, I took your ore, and theres nuthin you can do about it
<Aterr Terradon> So, make u feel good...? Do that 332 more times and you'll have enough to refine =)
<Aterr Terradon> Training to be an Ore Thief could be a bad career decision...
(Check Character Info... NOOB is 9 Days old)
( Jet new can with 1 Veld and 1400m3 of Pyro and Transfer to Hauler)
<NOOB> geez u are stupid
<Aterr Terradon> How so?
<NOOB> I'm just gonna take that too
<Aterr Terradon> Please Kid, u don't have a Clue... do u?
<Aterr Terradon> Are u completely brain dead...?
(Jet Container Goes POP)
<NOOB> See I took your ore again... u are so stupid
<Aterr Terradon> U took 2 units of Veldspar, it takes 333 units to refine, in the Meantime I have transferred 1000's of units of Pyro to my hauler. all u are doing, is annoying me now.
<NOOB> ure not not doing anything cause u can't even if u had guns u can't shoot me cuz the cops will blow up ure ship n ill take ure shit. haha.
<Aterr Terradon> Go annoy someone else.
(Jet 1 Veldspar and 1400m3 Pyro again... Transfer Pyro to Indy)
(POP... he takes the 1 Veld again) (Some Arrogators arrive)
<NOOB> i luv this... a stupid miner
<Aterr Terradon> go chase the rats kid
<NOOB> im gonna watch them blow up ure ship then take ur stuff
<Aterr Terradon>Yah think... (Releases 9 Wasp Drones Rats Die)
<NOOB> Now im gonna take ure lootz
<Aterr Terradon> Really....
(Recalls Drones and Scoops them... Targets NOOB, disbands group)
<NOOB> yu cant scare me... yu cant do shit cept watch
(NOOB collects all loot... is at 23km)
<Aterr Terradon> Wanna take my stuff... you forgot the Torpedo
(Fires 1 Inferno Torpedo at Noob Kestrel, then warps to nearby moon)
<NOOB> what torpedo... theres no more loot here
<NOOB> Hey asshole u can't do that
(Concord Warning Garbage.... I send my Indy over and loot his can)
<Aterr Terradon> Stay away from me until u learn some manners
<NOOB> im gonna get u banned
<Aterr Terradon> Get a life
<NOOB> im telling the GMs that you are cheating
<Aterr Terradon> Please do
<NOOB> u owe me 2 million for that ship and all my stuff
<Aterr Terradon> tell it to the GM
<Aterr Terradon> After they rip ur head from ur backside, find a nice corp to teach you the ropes. Until then u are on my very short block list. Luv ya bye bye.
(Added NOOB to Block list)
<imp_> "Researchers have developed a mathematical model that helps explain how cooperation and cheating evolve among simple organisms."
<Cinnander> I do confess I read that as "mathematical model that explains .. something .. multiple orgasms". Seriously.
<Cinnander> I do confess I read that as "mathematical model that explains .. something .. multiple orgasms". Seriously.