Baroness Vampier > i was ransomed once in low sec, i played dumb like i didnt know how to send isk to someone, by the time they explained it to me, my ship self destructed
ERexxie > afk for a few ... need to go bath and make dinner
Blyzz > won't your pizza get soggy?
ERexxie > actually I was thinking of making fish
Blyzz > oh, that'll be alright then
ERexxie > gonna go catch them first ;)
Blyzz > where exactly you planning on bathing?
Blyzz > won't your pizza get soggy?
ERexxie > actually I was thinking of making fish
Blyzz > oh, that'll be alright then
ERexxie > gonna go catch them first ;)
Blyzz > where exactly you planning on bathing?
* Ysabelle humps Emiug > where've you been?
<Emiug> Uni
<Emiug> aka, behind the worst firewall ever :P
<Dobbs> Emiug
<Dobbs> just do what I did
<Dobbs> offer your network tech a blowjob in return for a direct link
<Dobbs> .
<Emiug> hmm
<Emiug> Uni
<Emiug> aka, behind the worst firewall ever :P
<Dobbs> Emiug
<Dobbs> just do what I did
<Dobbs> offer your network tech a blowjob in return for a direct link
<Dobbs> .
<Emiug> hmm
DisturbdGuy > i like to kill people....and dismember them...then i just set the parts loose in space.
DisturbdGuy > omgz gibblets
Detrevni > freeze them and shoot them out of your autocannon
DisturbdGuy > i wish
Detrevni > then they'd be death gibblets
DisturbdGuy > Meaty suprise strikes RandomTarget perfectly. Wrecking for 1.4 damage and 6% blood staining
DisturbdGuy > omgz gibblets
Detrevni > freeze them and shoot them out of your autocannon
DisturbdGuy > i wish
Detrevni > then they'd be death gibblets
DisturbdGuy > Meaty suprise strikes RandomTarget perfectly. Wrecking for 1.4 damage and 6% blood staining
Azia Burgi > swiss customs are evil though
Azia Burgi > i had accidentally left my 150ml bottle of sunscreen in my hand luggage
Azia Burgi > which i got utterly bollocked for
Fumie Artia > no liquids allowed in US carryons
Azia Burgi > up to 100ml in europe
Cyndial > think it's 3 oz of clear liq
Azia Burgi > i just gave the customs officer the patented Azia Has Been Awake for 36 Hours And Counting look
Cyndial > but it's more or less nothing
Azia Burgi > thats about 100ml then
Azia Burgi > it was Never O'Clock in the morning and i was tired, hungery and tired
Azia Burgi > "stop asking me question ffs"
Azia Burgi > you know?
Fumie Artia > heh
Fumie Artia > at least you do't have to take off your shoes
Azia Burgi > i did
Fumie Artia > oh
Fumie Artia > I hate getting my socks dirty
Azia Burgi > going, coming home they just saw me giving the guy evils and left me alone
Fumie Artia > /emote likes white socks
Azia Burgi > anyway my issue was that after confiscating my sunscreen other peoples medicenes etc they lead you into a shop where you could buy 70% proof alcohol (highly flammable) and fucking swiss army knives with blades over 6" long!
Fumie Artia > heh
Cyndial > but they can make money off of that
Azia Burgi > lets not even mention the complimentary box of swissair matches they give you mid non-smoking flight!
Azia Burgi > i mean, wtf???
ManaLiz > lol
Azia Burgi > the stewardess just gave me the "stfu you crazy brit" look when i queried the sense in giving away matches mid-flight
Azia Burgi > i had accidentally left my 150ml bottle of sunscreen in my hand luggage
Azia Burgi > which i got utterly bollocked for
Fumie Artia > no liquids allowed in US carryons
Azia Burgi > up to 100ml in europe
Cyndial > think it's 3 oz of clear liq
Azia Burgi > i just gave the customs officer the patented Azia Has Been Awake for 36 Hours And Counting look
Cyndial > but it's more or less nothing
Azia Burgi > thats about 100ml then
Azia Burgi > it was Never O'Clock in the morning and i was tired, hungery and tired
Azia Burgi > "stop asking me question ffs"
Azia Burgi > you know?
Fumie Artia > heh
Fumie Artia > at least you do't have to take off your shoes
Azia Burgi > i did
Fumie Artia > oh
Fumie Artia > I hate getting my socks dirty
Azia Burgi > going, coming home they just saw me giving the guy evils and left me alone
Fumie Artia > /emote likes white socks
Azia Burgi > anyway my issue was that after confiscating my sunscreen other peoples medicenes etc they lead you into a shop where you could buy 70% proof alcohol (highly flammable) and fucking swiss army knives with blades over 6" long!
Fumie Artia > heh
Cyndial > but they can make money off of that
Azia Burgi > lets not even mention the complimentary box of swissair matches they give you mid non-smoking flight!
Azia Burgi > i mean, wtf???
ManaLiz > lol
Azia Burgi > the stewardess just gave me the "stfu you crazy brit" look when i queried the sense in giving away matches mid-flight
* +ToxicFire sits ulviirala down at pc with a copy of wow and sits back to see what happens
* +Ulviirala installs mIRC, joins #eve-chaos and starts downloading the EVE client.
<+Ulviirala> does the copy include a game time card for wow?
* +Ulviirala hands the copy of wow with the possibly included game time card as a present to his girlfriend and receives hugs, kisses and some sex.
<+Ulviirala> dealt with it properly
* +Ulviirala installs mIRC, joins #eve-chaos and starts downloading the EVE client.
<+Ulviirala> does the copy include a game time card for wow?
* +Ulviirala hands the copy of wow with the possibly included game time card as a present to his girlfriend and receives hugs, kisses and some sex.
<+Ulviirala> dealt with it properly
T'Amber > theres only so much penis i can handle in one day
<shade> difference between ascn and huzzah:
<shade> When enemies come to Catch, Huzzah camps its own POS
<shade> When enemies come to Feyth, ASCN camps the gate. With a carrier.
<shade> When enemies come to Catch, Huzzah camps its own POS
<shade> When enemies come to Feyth, ASCN camps the gate. With a carrier.
Dark Flare > I want to fire white stuff from my golden dong at an unsuspecting person :(
Amantus > Sounds like a recipe for arrest tbh
Amantus > Sounds like a recipe for arrest tbh
PainMiester > goon afternoon
Rollory > pain's been in delve too long
Rollory > pain's been in delve too long