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Lady Aleksandra > I love the sound of rain
SilentHunter13 > i'm british....it doesn't matter what the weather is, its a great excuse to complain
SilentHunter13 > english past time, complaining
Lady Aleksandra > thats the solution to the energy crisis
Lady Aleksandra > simply harness the power of british moaning
Lady Aleksandra > oh look, that moaning powered light bulb has gone off aga-....oh its come back on
Maglor Shaye > your advice sucks koro
Koronakesh > She's your boss
Asthariye > i'm not actually, he's a director now :P
Koronakesh > She blows your boss. That's close enough
Asthariye > koro, have i ever pointed out you're a misogynist twat sometimes
Koronakesh > Probably from the kitchen
Par'Gellen > wine makes me vomit like a garden sprinkler hooked to a fire hose
Torncuff Lookout > that's unimportant...how tall are you in heels?
<FrozenFox> So you know what I work as, right
<KGB> No
<FrozenFox> I work as a server, busboy and everything at a local restaurant
<FrozenFox> But I feel like a stripper, because I have more than thirty singles stuffed in my wallet right now
<Kite> Oh god no
<Kite> The mental image of Frozen as a stripper
<Kite> No
<Kite> No
<Kite> My mind is just filled with this deafening unholy scream of sheer terror and agony
<Andreus> I didn't know you listened to Bjork
<ifni> how often do you get the devs mingling with the playerbase?
<NTRabbit> enn mingles with all of you when he feels like slumming it with the commoners
<NTRabbit> ¬_¬
<enn> no, I just wub you NTRabbit <3
<CommGuru> I do agree there, shouldn't alll the stability issues happen after a major patch?
<NTRabbit> <3
Garth Alwin > i have acquired a caldari ct, large if anyone wants to buy it just make me an offer
cayahoe > 75isk
Garth Alwin > dosent meet the reserve sorry
cayahoe > darn it
Garth Alwin > if you'd come nad help me steal it you might have got half
Widow maker2 > heh how the hell do you steal a controll tower
Garth Alwin > us irish are good at hiding in the celtic hills, so i hid in the hills until all the english fell asleep, then charged down on my tiny hill pony and rustled their cattle
Garth Alwin > er, control tower even
aechos > lol
Sagitaruis > lol awesome heist
Widow maker2 > heh
Garth Alwin > i find a rousing rendition of daniel o'donnels 'you raise me up' is more than enough to distract any would be attackers from noticing as you hitch the tower into your pony trap and set off in the direction of the nearest rainbow to blind your getaway
Widow maker2 > he he
Sagitaruis > lol runrig also does the same as daniel o donel
Garth Alwin > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITkWzmaA78Y
Sagitaruis > i saw the title and decided to save my sanity before it started :P
Garth Alwin > more than enough to distract any pos'ers tbh
Sagitaruis > lol indeed
Garth Alwin > e-haw e-haw e-haw, yooouuuuu raise me uuuuup, swipe, clippedy clop clippedy clop, ahhh bright colours!
Garth Alwin > simple, works every time
Aquillar > I found my EVE sister
LittleBar > ?
Aquillar > Mishka
LittleBar > very nice :)
Aquillar > it's my hotter sister
LittleBar > the slightly blue skin is a family resemblance?
Aquillar > Yes, and the family tank-top-thing
Blue Wraith > Blue is a good color =)
LittleBar > very attractive :)
Aquillar > allright boys, leave my sis alone now
LittleBar > yes Ma'am :)
Blue Wraith > eh, i'm already taken anyway
Aquillar > good
Junior Angelfire > /emote waves
Kyrall > ah ur back, ur sexuality not been questioned enough?
Fantus > my wife realy is pissing me off
Fantus > she offers me a BJ, in the middle of a spawn... (she likes killing my apocs)
Fantus > and I say, just wait 5 minutes, I'm almost done
nirana > rofl
jainy > ...
nirana > why didnt u go to a planet ?
Fantus > now, I'm done, and she's out clipping her nails
jainy > bj > apoc
Fantus > because, it was a dual overlord spawn
Lucius Britannia > a wise man once said
Lucius Britannia > try everything once. Except faction warfare and anal sex
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