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Kyguard > my mom is beating me right now
Nasdac > oh man, i almost said something bad
Xtreem > ky was that a crude reference to ur mum giving u a handjob?
Nasdac > you said it!
Kyguard > you're sick
Banedon Runestar > it's not a graphics glith, it's the Picard Maneuver.
Dark Renegade the high what you think
Wei Li jesus fucking CHRIST, is THAT what I look like right now??!?!?
Thokia o.0
Thokia Is Wei high again?
Dark Renegade ye a
Thokia This explains why he thinks he looks like a Kitsune in front of a mirror. ><
Graedlav > Avast! Me hearty... lest ye be walking the 1400mm howitzer with the point o' me sword at ye back!
jleicht12006 > i am ninja
jleicht12006 > ninja's are way cooler than pirates
jleicht12006 > feel the wrath of my shuriken
Graedlav > Arg, ye be correct.. But only cue ye be using that powdery smoke stuff..
Graedlav > And ye has de cool toed shoes
Arrgs > You made velsh cry :(
Arrgs > He's getting all emo now
Hoozin > I made Velsh cry?
Hoozin > dude, you made him cry!
Arrgs > You did!
Hoozin > No you!
Arrgs > nu-uh
Hoozin > uh-huh!
Arrgs > MOMMY!!!! HOOZIN IS BEING MEAN TO ME
Hoozin > DADDY!!! ARRGS IS LYING AND BLAMING IT ON ME!!!
Hoozin > (I have more !!!'s, so I win!)
Arrgs > :(
Arrgs > now mommy is gonna get her ass beat cuz dad is drunk
Arrgs > nice job asshole
Somerset Mahm > that nyx is beautiful
Onyxalia La'fiette > nyx = sexiest mom in the game....and i dont care if that sounds wrong!
Gre3n > lol
Onyxalia La'fiette > if i had a nyx...id name it MILF
Callisto Ares > Mom I'd like to fly
Galleim Hartook > while we're on spoilers, Vader is Luke's dad.
Druadan > yes! that reminds me... when we went to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, we got in for a 6pm showing while everyone was lunching about after work.
Druadan > so when we came out there was this massive queue, four people wide, of folk being fed into the various cinematoriums showing the film.
Druadan > as we walked by them to get out, I turn to one of my mates and say, as loud as possible, "I can't believe Darth Vader was Indy's dad!"
Amia Valiente > a cinematorium... is that like a crematorium?
Druadan > yeah, but it's air conditioned... and there's no fire. I just didn't think auditorium accurately described the big room you sit in to watch a movie.
Michus Danether > they should make cinemas that are a combination of cinematorium and crematorium, so people sit there and watch the movie, and then you burn them.
Kal Omen > they already did that, and they called it the holocaust.
Druadan > when the surviving movie-goers end up running the Wall Street Journal and the national banks, I'll be more inclined to believe you.
Michus Danether > actually they did already do my idea; they called it The Happening, by M. Knight Shyamalan
Rahi Sahar > So I'm off to a deadspace encounter to mine an asteroid when...there is no asteroid...
Rahi Sahar > Perhaps it's a philosophical challenge...
Andreus Ixiris > It is not enough to simply have your mining laser
Andreus Ixiris > You must look within yourself
Andreus Ixiris > And make your own asteroid
Rahi Sahar > Be the asteroid, feel the asteroid and it will come.
Adelynn Muritor > You must mine that which comes from within.
Sander Kael > or even switch to mining overview display..... >_>
Rahi Sahar > Oh
Azrael Dawnbringer > Yeah asteroids pwns, but id miss all the damn spread sheets ya know
Bren Steiner > Spread 'dem sheets baby
Azrael Dawnbringer > fuck! be gentle!
Bren Steiner > never!
Azrael Dawnbringer > Ok no vasaline for you.
Lady Caissa > Quick... Name A popular TV show where celebrities have their private lives Exposed
Mac Knife > celebraty deathmatch
Hellspawn01 > lol
Lady Caissa > uhmmmm not quite what i have in mind here!
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