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General Dynasty > MACTEP > fofofofofo?????
Remedial > it spreads like herpes
Remedial > one day you're normal, the next day you have razor burn
General Dynasty > so who's the wife in this situation ra or the goons?
Remedial > and then your parents ask you over turkey WHATS THAT ON YOU RFACE
Remedial > and you can't tell them about the hookers and blow
Remedial > that's what life is like in GS
Stahlregen > i love blow
Remedial > life <i>on the edge</i>
Remedial > MACTEP is my common law wife. We are a hot lesbian couple on the internet.
Remedial > You should check out my meatspin website
General Dynasty > dude you need to get some air your starting to believe your own bull shit now
Remedial > what
Stahlregen > sarcasm detector
Stahlregen > BORKEN
Remedial > Stahlregen why do you hate Minmatar
Stahlregen > I'll get banned if i answer that you ass
Remedial > I will bring the red pen to you for this answer!
Stahlregen > fine, i need a break in empire anyway
Remedial > Pack your shit, GET TO EMPIER
Stahlregen > i cant seem to escape your event horizon'
Remedial > nothing may escape the gravitas of my situation
Remedial > And by situation I mean ass
General Dynasty > hey thats an original quote
Remedial > This sounds like a matter for the Leonard J. Crabs Legal Consortium
Stahlregen > Rem, you need to work more lawyer jargon into your talk and become like a fake-real armchair lawyer
Remedial > Attorney Bushido Zen will be contacting you shortly
Remedial > If the pod do not fit, you must acquit
Vexo > FCing is just playing an RTS with units who don't obey you
Barthezz > leave those poor guns and scramblers alone :(
Barthezz > what did those scramblers ever do to you ! :P
Borkil > psst, i think they scrambled em
Karn Sadi > Wonder if they still force nobel price winners to give out semen samples :s
Atandros > what?
Max Horkheimer > Is there any religions that have gods especially for doing well in computer games?
<Virtuozzo> ships can't dock at carriers or motherships, and htat is wrong. I need real people inside me.
<Evelgrivion> That came out wrong
<Virtuozzo> ?
<Virtuozzo> ah ffs
* Aiyan'a realizes she is alone with the prestons
* Bill Preston is naked
* Gus Preston gets the chains
Kurann > sec status ren
Ren Tales > Idling at gates ftl
Kurann > you wouldn't have to worry if you got it back up
Ren Tales > But the -7 gives me a +5 bonus to intimidate skill checks
Aisha Blaze > but it provokes attacks of opportunity every round
Ren Tales > but if if I take the feats "use safespot" and "mobiltity"
Ren Tales > it negates the penalty
Aisha Blaze > gates give +10 to gank rolls
Ren Tales > They also prevent your party from asisting in combat.
Tiirae > True, but if the other person has a rat hunter of level 6 or higher, they can cast the spell "instagank"
Ren Tales > Damn instagankage
Tiirae > indeed
Ren Tales > if they have the feat "OMG FU NOOB" they can use a speacial "confusingly mispelled smack talk" attack
Ren Tales > which causes a rescently incapacitated oponent to become enraged...
Motoh > I'm headin home with 4k m3 of empty cargohold from Jita. Anyone need anything?
Sorohwi > Pick up some burgers.
Motoh > 10 units livestock and 1mn afterburners, copy.
Motoh > Fries with that?
Sorohwi > eh...potato cakes if they have 'em.
Nisus Blaze > ok cuks cargo mission
Nisus Blaze > item - 6m3 of toast, pickup location - kitchen, dropoff location - bedroom
cukorrar > thats a big bit of toast :-P
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