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Vendrin > damn it, why won't my agentr give me some offers worth something
Talaris EveningStar > Because they hate you as much as they hate me.
Talaris EveningStar > Unless their expression of love is sending me into Serpentis/Guristas warzones to die in the crossfire of the two pirate nations.
Talaris EveningStar > Then they <i>worship </i>me
Talaris EveningStar > o/
Hoozin > yes? how may I help you?
Twarby > Would you be interested in a Navy Raven for 900m, a Caracal Navy Issue for 180m, a Tempest Fleet Issue for 550m, or a Rattlesnake for 1.5b?
Hoozin > nah, but I'll take the regular raven you're going to put in the window for like ... 95
Hoozin > awww... why don't they ever stay?
Kesper North > Did you hear Mossad is making a secure version of Android?
Kesper North > It's called Droidel.
Quantix Blackstar > how many ways can you spin that joke...
Chiaco Bloodtear > I doubt you could top that
Revara > took me ages to get it up
Rena Windor > I would, but I am negative ships right now.
jih chop > how do you fly a negative ship? is it inside-out?
jih chop > OH! duh! of course it is! you're flying minmatar!
Dark Flare > I want to fire white stuff from my golden dong at an unsuspecting person :(
Amantus > Sounds like a recipe for arrest tbh
Stavros > anyone got a bestower in gehi they feel like letting me borrow?
LShock > was that a neutral charon ?
Athena Mors > ehm...yeah....how did he get past us?
<Levin> keanu reeves is a weapon of mass destruction
<Levin> anyoe who sees one of his movies is retarded for the nest 3 days
<Levin> plenty of time to be ovewhelmed, even by the french
Xune > omgdamm
Xune > my folder was reset after the crash
Xune > now i need to accept evry fuck again >_<
Xune > and i already know next ship loose i get podkiolled becouse of the freaking tuturial poping up telling me i need to warp my pod to safety
GATORAN > "Hi! I'm clippy, your new ship's computer! It looks like you're tryingto get podkilled!"
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