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Scrabac Ulonne > got any morphine? my mouth is killin me
Shadow XII > /emote supplies *
Scrabac Ulonne > strange...morphine doesnt seem to be flowing out of my computer. must be lag
Mako Star > you have to lick the power cord to get the morphine out
Scrabac Ulonne > can do!

**ONE HOUR LATER**

Shadow XII > The fact that he hasnt said anything since 'can do!' is kind of worrying.
Renko Lavochkin > use isthar's folks, they're better!
Oswald Banecroft > Ishtars suck.
Renko Lavochkin > oh teh noes, a taunt, we must fight a duel, name your weapon
Oswald Banecroft > Penis tips.
Renko Lavochkin > Very well, I name my weapon, Basil.
Renko Lavochkin > My Basil shall defeat your Penis tip.
Oswald Banecroft > Actually... You have to fight my penis tip with your penis tip.
Oswald Banecroft > 'Tis the rule of the duel.
Renko Lavochkin > Then I name my penis tip, Basil!
Fenana > gaaah, another skill.... baah. Laboratory operation to use more than 1 lab slot at once.... mass prodution to use more than 1 factory slot at once..... I need a skill that makes that I can train more than one skill at once
Crazy Janks > so ok i am trying to quit somking. i got the doc and he said just shove the smokes up your ass before you smoke. wow, I quit smoking within 3 days. but now I need help to stop putting things in my ass
Tomcatt > pirates have always been whining
SamuraiJack > not enough sex
Tomcatt > next they'll want you to take away tanking then sentry guns
Quenya Attani > Thought they were adding sentry guns? ^.^
Tomcatt > been discussed
Tomcatt > I'm talking about what the piss-rats whine about
Jimblob > nah, sentry guns will now spam you with warnings about violence and an evemail for an anger management counsellor.
CypherX5494 > my job will keep me up for days though I don't need drugs
Jago Kain > my drugs keep me up for days; i dont need a job
Onyxalia La'fiette > can you get on vent?
Vocthar > yea soon as student rolls up his window i will
Onyxalia La'fiette > okie doke
Vocthar > hes smokin and my truck and one next to me runnin
Onyxalia La'fiette > are you playin eve in a car?
Vocthar > lol
Merc504 > cause that sentance made sence
Vocthar > no semi-truck
Onyxalia La'fiette > oh
Merc504 > o.O
Onyxalia La'fiette > are you a truck driver?
Vocthar > yea im a truck driver
Merc504 > hardcore right there
Onyxalia La'fiette > awesome
Vocthar > i am also a career advisor
Vocthar > i train peeps in the world of trucks
Onyxalia La'fiette > youre playin eve in a fkn 14 wheeler...thats badass
Vocthar > LOL
Vocthar > 18wheeler
Onyxalia La'fiette > whichever
Onyxalia La'fiette > still badass
Vocthar > thnx
Ronistar > can it cloak?
Onyxalia La'fiette > dont thank me, youre the fucker with the career choice
Onyxalia La'fiette > LOL
Vocthar > omg wouldnt that be epic
Onyxalia La'fiette > can it cloak...
Onyxalia La'fiette > that would be fkn sweet
Ronistar > ooh highway patrol.. zoomp..cloaky
Vocthar > evade them police at the weigh stations
Vocthar > sneak right on by
Onyxalia La'fiette > would suck if someone didnt see you and alpha'd you in their truck though
Ronistar > I never see a weigh station open
Vocthar > lol
Ronistar > I think they're works of fiction or like ancient ruins
Alexander Kuvkei > some crazy lady drove trough the front of our building at work
Alexander Kuvkei > its all on the news apparently
Zartor > :o
Zartor > that's crazy--where do you work now?
Alexander Kuvkei > *********
Zartor > What she do that for?
Alexander Kuvkei > apparently she wanted to run her ex over
Zartor > wow--she missed big time
Zartor > or did she?
Alexander Kuvkei > well, not really
Alexander Kuvkei > he ran into the building
Alexander Kuvkei > so she followed
Alexander Kuvkei > in a Ford Expedition
STRETTCH > hell where I'm from you'd strap him to a tractor... spread deer musk all over him, and leave him out by a salt lick somewhere with a set of antlers on and a tape of a doe in heat playing
<Darax> "Hail T2 ammo description now mentions the tracking speed penalty and the rage and capacitor penalties. This applies for all charge sizes of this ammo."
* Darax didnt know there was rage penalties
<Darax> ARH THIS AMMO MAKES ME ANGRY!
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