Miloxin > Guy in a big red coat with white beard in ZM-DNR, weird ship, some sort of sled.. fof?
MWC Investments > foe shoot him and loot the wreck
MWC Investments > foe shoot him and loot the wreck
Xiozor > The pure undiluted horror of what just happened to me I think has put her in the doghouse for a month at least.
Xiozor > When I say "Sure, do some scanning if you like." What I really mean is "Do some scanning, but maybe in my covops inside the carrier, Not in my fully loaded carrier when there are an arseload of pirates in local."
Xiozor > And especially "Don't shoot the obvious cyno bait ships, you fool"
Xiozor > Literally. I said to her "The fuck?" and she goes "Oops?"
Xiozor > When I say "Sure, do some scanning if you like." What I really mean is "Do some scanning, but maybe in my covops inside the carrier, Not in my fully loaded carrier when there are an arseload of pirates in local."
Xiozor > And especially "Don't shoot the obvious cyno bait ships, you fool"
Xiozor > Literally. I said to her "The fuck?" and she goes "Oops?"
Gadrius > Ewar is the sexy redhead of eve
Gadrius > the nicest woman you will ever meet, or the worst bitch you will ever piss off
Gadrius > the nicest woman you will ever meet, or the worst bitch you will ever piss off
acim > SAS your corp. are dead meat and your no it it just a matter of time ve wil track your down
SasRipper > am right here come get it
acim > ok i will invite to the
acim > we hav a party here
Eran Loss > now now acim dont get the war munger angry hell just call opun A gient fleet of BS's and kill us all
Eran Loss > lol
acim > ERAN corp.
* SasRipper buys more drones ;0
The Power > LOL
Eran Loss > MEGA LOL
Eran Loss > dent tell us what ur up to damnit
Eran Loss > makes it to easy
SasRipper > am right here come get it
acim > ok i will invite to the
acim > we hav a party here
Eran Loss > now now acim dont get the war munger angry hell just call opun A gient fleet of BS's and kill us all
Eran Loss > lol
acim > ERAN corp.
* SasRipper buys more drones ;0
The Power > LOL
Eran Loss > MEGA LOL
Eran Loss > dent tell us what ur up to damnit
Eran Loss > makes it to easy
VastoLorde Stark > any of you guys know any good wormhole corps to join?
I Was There > I tried to join Narwhals
I Was There > They told me to burn my family.
I Was There > So i did. They wouldn't have me in, cos they said im a freak
Aguilarr Cokey > you didn't show enough initiative
VastoLorde Stark > lolol
I Was There > yah
Aguilarr Cokey > you should've burnt your family FIRST
Aguilarr Cokey > then contact them
VastoLorde Stark > ^
Aguilarr Cokey > rookie mistake
I Was There > yeah
I Was There > Chance gone forever
I Was There > because i already burnt them.
I Was There > Cannot burn them twice.
I Was There > unless i get foster parents
Aguilarr Cokey > or kids...
Aguilarr Cokey > adoption leaves a paper trail, fyi
I Was There > adoption
I Was There > hmmm
Kalaratiri > you monsters :s
I Was There > I tried to join Narwhals
I Was There > They told me to burn my family.
I Was There > So i did. They wouldn't have me in, cos they said im a freak
Aguilarr Cokey > you didn't show enough initiative
VastoLorde Stark > lolol
I Was There > yah
Aguilarr Cokey > you should've burnt your family FIRST
Aguilarr Cokey > then contact them
VastoLorde Stark > ^
Aguilarr Cokey > rookie mistake
I Was There > yeah
I Was There > Chance gone forever
I Was There > because i already burnt them.
I Was There > Cannot burn them twice.
I Was There > unless i get foster parents
Aguilarr Cokey > or kids...
Aguilarr Cokey > adoption leaves a paper trail, fyi
I Was There > adoption
I Was There > hmmm
Kalaratiri > you monsters :s
<Cro_Magnus> what I don't get is why people bother with "mm" as a caliber after 1000... I mean... 1400mm, why not call it "Mobile car launcher" and have done with it?
<Cro_Magnus> 1400mm shells basically equate to the ship firing volksvagens at high speed
<Cro_Magnus> knowing minmatar that's probably what they *are* firing too
<Wrangler> except they are projectiles, not cars, and explosive
<Cro_Magnus> car @ several thousand meters per second = projectile
<Cro_Magnus> car loaded with fuel impacting ship = explosive
<Cro_Magnus> your point?
<Fenria> GAAAAH Captain... there is a beetle heading our way at 18kps
<Wrangler> OMG! We're being attacked by volkswagens!"!
<Fenria> DAMN THOSE GERMANS
* Wrangler fires counter measure trabants
<Cro_Magnus> 1400mm shells basically equate to the ship firing volksvagens at high speed
<Cro_Magnus> knowing minmatar that's probably what they *are* firing too
<Wrangler> except they are projectiles, not cars, and explosive
<Cro_Magnus> car @ several thousand meters per second = projectile
<Cro_Magnus> car loaded with fuel impacting ship = explosive
<Cro_Magnus> your point?
<Fenria> GAAAAH Captain... there is a beetle heading our way at 18kps
<Wrangler> OMG! We're being attacked by volkswagens!"!
<Fenria> DAMN THOSE GERMANS
* Wrangler fires counter measure trabants
Crimsons Storm > starting to worry about my wife...she's taken the laptop to the bathroom to do the online shopping?????
wickedparadigm > lol
wickedparadigm > now there's money going down the toilet...
Muad'Dib Paul > They say the best ideas are thought of under stress :P
wickedparadigm > lol
wickedparadigm > now there's money going down the toilet...
Muad'Dib Paul > They say the best ideas are thought of under stress :P
Insharette > LOST:- One Red Fleet consisting of Drake, 2x Vagabonds, hurricane, arazu and a Stiletto. Last seen in D-I jumping Atioth. Answers to the name of Vodka or Oi you russian gits! . If found please phone 555-bombtheirass
Jade Constantine > I drunk in charge of a tempest nos boat at the moment
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Yuki Li > omg jade no
Yuki Li > rofl
Yuki Li > concord > you
Yuki Li > dont do that
Yuki Li > lmao
(...)
Yuki Li > omg jade no
Yuki Li > rofl
Yuki Li > concord > you
Yuki Li > dont do that
Yuki Li > lmao
Devilish Ledoux > ALL of the new ships are symmetrical!
Tiberius Horde > they got lazy
Tiberius Horde > build a half, then mirror over
Tiberius Horde > tada! ships at the speed of light
Gut Punch > no, not lazy, cheap
Devilish Ledoux > I'm thinking "new designers"
Tiberius Horde > I don't care, it's NEW
Gut Punch > screw it. it could be a borg cube as long as it worked
Tiberius Horde > or a pixelated dot
Tiberius Horde > I'd fly that
Devilish Ledoux > it could look like a 5 year old boy with a speech balloon that says "You're a faggot" ... if it's got nice stats, people will fly it
Tiberius Horde > they got lazy
Tiberius Horde > build a half, then mirror over
Tiberius Horde > tada! ships at the speed of light
Gut Punch > no, not lazy, cheap
Devilish Ledoux > I'm thinking "new designers"
Tiberius Horde > I don't care, it's NEW
Gut Punch > screw it. it could be a borg cube as long as it worked
Tiberius Horde > or a pixelated dot
Tiberius Horde > I'd fly that
Devilish Ledoux > it could look like a 5 year old boy with a speech balloon that says "You're a faggot" ... if it's got nice stats, people will fly it