Bruh'n Orellux > they drank my milk and shooted my ship
Zomiaen > hermanns going soft on us
Tobias Sjodin > When did he get hard?
Lazarus 745 > last night
Lazarus 745 > looking at my butt
Tobias Sjodin > When did he get hard?
Lazarus 745 > last night
Lazarus 745 > looking at my butt
Soarin': Eh, actually, it's kinda meh. Too much sex is a lot like too much candy.
Soarin': You lose your appetite for it a whole bunch, and even with the appetite you have left you start getting bored with all the normal flavours.
Soarin': So you go out searching for weirder more niche stuff
Soarin': And then you eventually get to the point where to satisfy your tastes you have to make your own at home AND OH GOD THIS METAPHOR WENT SOMEWHERE DREADFUL
Soarin': You lose your appetite for it a whole bunch, and even with the appetite you have left you start getting bored with all the normal flavours.
Soarin': So you go out searching for weirder more niche stuff
Soarin': And then you eventually get to the point where to satisfy your tastes you have to make your own at home AND OH GOD THIS METAPHOR WENT SOMEWHERE DREADFUL
Test Ctrl > omfg, all the noobs in our corp keep giving AM and PIE kills
Jacob Etienne > yeah the directors went 'lol noobs, come be ebil piwates' and theyre all like 'omg leet kekekekeke' and then they go 'omfg pwnt LAME'
Jacob Etienne > yeah the directors went 'lol noobs, come be ebil piwates' and theyre all like 'omg leet kekekekeke' and then they go 'omfg pwnt LAME'
Jesterofchaos > druid you guys hunting anyone worth while?
Zardock > druid's been after my mom for a few weeks now o.0 :P no bro...
KSUDruid > dude, your mom is hot
KSUDruid > zardock's mom, has got it goin' on
Lansfear > o.0
Zardock > dude, it mah fucking mom
Lansfear > /emote shuves a bar of soap in druids mouth
Murphy > is she a milf?
KSUDruid > why? i'm not using bad words
Lansfear > thats his mom!
Zardock > druid's been after my mom for a few weeks now o.0 :P no bro...
KSUDruid > dude, your mom is hot
KSUDruid > zardock's mom, has got it goin' on
Lansfear > o.0
Zardock > dude, it mah fucking mom
Lansfear > /emote shuves a bar of soap in druids mouth
Murphy > is she a milf?
KSUDruid > why? i'm not using bad words
Lansfear > thats his mom!
Kehmor > i love some fo these recruitment things
Kehmor > "we accept: miners, station huggers, mission runners, alts, trial accounts, hardcore pvpers, scammers, corp thieves, spys. But we're deffinately not desperate!"
Kehmor > "300k sp minimum!"
Kehmor > "we accept: miners, station huggers, mission runners, alts, trial accounts, hardcore pvpers, scammers, corp thieves, spys. But we're deffinately not desperate!"
Kehmor > "300k sp minimum!"
Hellspawn01 > And if you really care to know, the absolute maximum speed of a claw is 20,590.77 m/s. However a crusader can reach 20,836.21 m/s. That's with max navigation skills, full snake set, 8% speed implant, zor's hyper-link, my-2, and a max gang skill pilot fl...
MuttonChops III > that's just... too fast
Sukila Kai > can you shoot while traveling at that speed
Ratzap > More important, can you hit
Hellspawn01 > can you see it?
MuttonChops III > you can't even see at that speed.. rofl
MuttonChops III > that's just... too fast
Sukila Kai > can you shoot while traveling at that speed
Ratzap > More important, can you hit
Hellspawn01 > can you see it?
MuttonChops III > you can't even see at that speed.. rofl
Argyle Fennrison > Wow, I actually did a contract for delivery and someone actually delivered it
Montague Snyde > yeah it happens
Argyle Fennrison > I never thought it would, but cool
Montague Snyde > yeah it happens
Argyle Fennrison > I never thought it would, but cool
Brytak > im supposed to get my agent 220 units of small arms
Vira Estonia > so you only need 110 dead bodies
Vira Estonia > so you only need 110 dead bodies
BosHaus v2 > KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES
Tristan Acoma > Umm.... assholes do far less damage than missiles >_>
Tristan Acoma > Umm.... assholes do far less damage than missiles >_>