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Forsake Megellan > whoever is probing me out i am in the cyno ship on the station
Copine Callmeknau > Finally
Copine Callmeknau > There are seeds for this album
Copine Callmeknau > Another day, another musician without food
CrimsonSky > As if they need it.
CrimsonSky > Last I checked they could still make music while hungry.
Jherek Cornelian > saw a very odd sight today, 11 year old kid on bmx style bike with surf board placed across handle bars, its fairly windy so he is peddling like fug into the wind. But question has to be asked, I live 60 miles from the sea, wtf is he gonna do
Zzazzt > lol
Zoriander > lol
Antifozzie > maybe he was just an exercise freak at increasing his wind resistance :p
Lanu > rofl
Jherek Cornelian > lol maybe so
Tobin Shalim > so i just got back from the hospital
Tobin Shalim > turns out that teabagging a sleeping girlfriend is a dumber idea than teabagging a cat
Futuristic Eagle > :O
Jay Marshall > O.O
Azia Burgi > OMG!
Azia Burgi > LOL
Azia Burgi > are you a eunuch now, tobin?
[ [QT]Wrangler ] you know, if you switch the letters in QT you get TQ..
[ [QT]Hayley ] totally quackers :p
[ [QT]Discorporation ] if you pronouce QT yu get cutey
[ [QT]Discorporation ] :x
[ [QT]Discorporation ] <- not gay.
Henriikka > so
Henriikka > some how i managed to not get any of the books needed for that
Henriikka > i think i looked at the wrong BP
Henriikka > i need to stop smoking pot
Henriikka > i think i may have gotten skills to build drones
Nidia Masters > you have rules?
Batilda Yogmoth > not as a rule, no
whiz perz > I think the toilet just sent me a killmail
Centinel 6 > she eve mailed me tellin me she was double D
Hayzo > Huh?
Centinel 6 > wrong channel sorry
Jinx Denton > ooh, I just found either a pube or a strand of facial hair in my pizza
Michael Blackthorne > mmm wai wat
Shae Tiann > either way, smebody's not been shaving
Jinx Denton > I'm not worried, I baked it myself.
Shae Tiann > heehee
Atlanton Marcus > Doesn't that have protein or something?
Jinx Denton > keratine
Shae Tiann > yup
Atlanton Marcus > It also acts as a fiber
Atlanton Marcus > Firms up the bowels.
Atlanton Marcus > So there's no reason to complain about pubes in your teeth.
Atlanton Marcus > It's actually a dietary supplement.
Shae Tiann > hehe
Jinx Denton > Not to mention the dental hygene of flossing
Atlanton Marcus > Indeed.
Jinx Denton > Why do you think lesbians always have such good teeth?
Atlanton Marcus > It's much more natural, and less likely to irritate the gums.
Shae Tiann > I hadn't thought of that
Atlanton Marcus > So in fact, we're advocating the bush.
Spasmod > flossing with pubes is the most natural way
Atlanton Marcus > For the health of humanity.
Michael Blackthorne > vote for bush
Atlanton Marcus > Just like an intact foreskin is essential to preserving the nutritional qualities of smegma
weedmasta > ow gowd
Jinx Denton > To be fair, I prefer bad teeth over rugburn
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