*Amitious Turkey quickdraws his wallet
Amitious Turkey>JOO R PWNED
Lord Skion opens his wallet
Amitious Turkey>I AM PWNED
Amitious Turkey>JOO R PWNED
Lord Skion opens his wallet
Amitious Turkey>I AM PWNED
Velvet Dark > Hm. Structure fire can actually serve a purpose, however small...
Velvet Dark > I can see my ship from much further away
Velvet Dark > I can see my ship from much further away
Qwerty Poiu > is there a glitch in the matrix? the last three times I've jumped I've found myself 100km away from the gate o_O
MrGod2U > yer just bad at jumping
MrGod2U > train jumping to 4 or 5
MrGod2U > helps a lot
Qwerty Poiu > will do
Qwerty Poiu > WTB: jump implant
Spilly420 > get a auto pilot bot
MrGod2U > yer just bad at jumping
MrGod2U > train jumping to 4 or 5
MrGod2U > helps a lot
Qwerty Poiu > will do
Qwerty Poiu > WTB: jump implant
Spilly420 > get a auto pilot bot
Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Cracken > wtb 8 reprogrammed demolisher rogue drones
Cracken > muwhahahha
Cracken > muwhahahha
ArmaggedonPSA > go then illa
ArmaggedonPSA > give derinik a hand
ArmaggedonPSA > job
ArmaggedonPSA > >.>
Illastra > I might
Illastra > ...
Illastra > fuck :(
ArmaggedonPSA > give derinik a hand
ArmaggedonPSA > job
ArmaggedonPSA > >.>
Illastra > I might
Illastra > ...
Illastra > fuck :(
destr0math> The rapier kicks ass because you are able to dictate the range at which you get slaughtered by missiles on the battlefield.
Durandal Strauss > ..I do most of my experimenting in my bedroom.
Ortho Loess > how are we all this fine evening?
Sephy'Ra > marvellous Mr. Loess
Ortho Loess > splendid!
Sephy'Ra > would you like some tea?
Ortho Loess > oh, rather
Ortho Loess > how about some crumpets too?
Sephy'Ra > ...the hell is a crumpet?
Sephy'Ra > edible trumpet?
Ravin Beserki > like a fat pancake
Ortho Loess > with holes in the top
Ortho Loess > that the butter can fill up
Ortho Loess > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumpet
Sephy'Ra > that looks fairly disgusting
Sephy'Ra > like a nice molten piece of fat to shove down your throat
Ortho Loess > what's wrong with a nice molten piece of fat shoved down your throat?
Ortho Loess > it's nice :P
Sephy'Ra > marvellous Mr. Loess
Ortho Loess > splendid!
Sephy'Ra > would you like some tea?
Ortho Loess > oh, rather
Ortho Loess > how about some crumpets too?
Sephy'Ra > ...the hell is a crumpet?
Sephy'Ra > edible trumpet?
Ravin Beserki > like a fat pancake
Ortho Loess > with holes in the top
Ortho Loess > that the butter can fill up
Ortho Loess > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumpet
Sephy'Ra > that looks fairly disgusting
Sephy'Ra > like a nice molten piece of fat to shove down your throat
Ortho Loess > what's wrong with a nice molten piece of fat shoved down your throat?
Ortho Loess > it's nice :P
Test Ctrl > they shouldnt be mining
Test Ctrl > whining*
Promon Delnai > and im probably missing a few big ones
Test Ctrl > wtf :
Alekzander > and i just hosed my monitor in snot
Promon Delnai > lol that was an eve slip
Test Ctrl > whining*
Promon Delnai > and im probably missing a few big ones
Test Ctrl > wtf :
Alekzander > and i just hosed my monitor in snot
Promon Delnai > lol that was an eve slip