revanant > my ass is on fire
Assur > i told you to stay away from the spicy foods ><
revanant > no on eve my ship
Assur > your flying your ass? 0.o
revanant > there is a flame coming from my rear
Assur > You just don't listen do you?
Assur > No more spicey food!!!!!
revanant > is that like bad
Assur > Well I wouldn't wanna be your toilet if thats what your asking
Assur > i told you to stay away from the spicy foods ><
revanant > no on eve my ship
Assur > your flying your ass? 0.o
revanant > there is a flame coming from my rear
Assur > You just don't listen do you?
Assur > No more spicey food!!!!!
revanant > is that like bad
Assur > Well I wouldn't wanna be your toilet if thats what your asking
Aiyeeta Beaver > I long to have a phobos with a Gist x-type 100mn MWD, the domi overdrives and nanofibers, and those polycarb rigs... and to befriend a claymore master... because I want to bump people with the most phalic ship in eve at 25km/s
SamuraiJack > call it Zealgirls' strapon
Aiyeeta Beaver > ....you, good sir, are an 'effin genius
SamuraiJack > i try :P
SamuraiJack > call it Zealgirls' strapon
Aiyeeta Beaver > ....you, good sir, are an 'effin genius
SamuraiJack > i try :P
Slagster > I dont know about anyone else, but, I have tried on a lot of clothes in the last few days. And what I would like to know is... Does this Navy Raven make my butt look big?
Wild Rho > right who wants to go npcing?
Verone > i might just quote that and hold you to ransom on omgrawr lol
Wild Rho > you don;t you dare captain quiff
Verone > i might just quote that and hold you to ransom on omgrawr lol
Wild Rho > you don;t you dare captain quiff
Jo ontherun > If I train up long distance jamming, do I become a reggae artist known throughout the galaxy?
Tinglestaff > Yep.
Azia Burgi > i'm curious...
Morat Starhopper > 19 mins for l1 here
Azia Burgi > does your staff actually tingle?
Tinglestaff > Oh...um...that. Well, it's a LONG story <pun>...
* Morat Starhopper looks at Azia askance
Morat Starhopper > some chat up line Azia :P
Silas Novacejk > hehe
Tinglestaff > Acutally... I'm a Friar.
Azia Burgi > /emote looks all innocent
Morat Starhopper > lols yes
Azia Burgi > i see
MrShooter > I wonder... If you had a cargohold full of tribbles and went into lowsec or 0.0, would anyone want to shoot you? Or would it be too cruel?
Azia Burgi > and friar's staffs tingle?
Tinglestaff > Staff wepon and all. :) A legacy name from, you guessed it, DAOC
Azia Burgi > ...
Tinglestaff > Heh heh... I don't think I like where this is going. :)
Morat Starhopper > just dont let aZIA catch you alone
* Azia Burgi maintains her innocent look
Tinglestaff > <looks around nervously>
* Morat Starhopper hands azia an emmy
Tinglestaff > <checks the locks on the door>
Azia Burgi > i heard they had ointment for tingle staff
Morat Starhopper > ols
Morat Starhopper > lols
Tinglestaff > I knew this would spiral out of control. :)
Azia Burgi > he isn't coming near me if his staff tingles
Morat Starhopper > Nurse Azia ....
Azia Burgi > piss
Azia Burgi > off
Morat Starhopper > :P
Azia Burgi > i'm curious...
Morat Starhopper > 19 mins for l1 here
Azia Burgi > does your staff actually tingle?
Tinglestaff > Oh...um...that. Well, it's a LONG story <pun>...
* Morat Starhopper looks at Azia askance
Morat Starhopper > some chat up line Azia :P
Silas Novacejk > hehe
Tinglestaff > Acutally... I'm a Friar.
Azia Burgi > /emote looks all innocent
Morat Starhopper > lols yes
Azia Burgi > i see
MrShooter > I wonder... If you had a cargohold full of tribbles and went into lowsec or 0.0, would anyone want to shoot you? Or would it be too cruel?
Azia Burgi > and friar's staffs tingle?
Tinglestaff > Staff wepon and all. :) A legacy name from, you guessed it, DAOC
Azia Burgi > ...
Tinglestaff > Heh heh... I don't think I like where this is going. :)
Morat Starhopper > just dont let aZIA catch you alone
* Azia Burgi maintains her innocent look
Tinglestaff > <looks around nervously>
* Morat Starhopper hands azia an emmy
Tinglestaff > <checks the locks on the door>
Azia Burgi > i heard they had ointment for tingle staff
Morat Starhopper > ols
Morat Starhopper > lols
Tinglestaff > I knew this would spiral out of control. :)
Azia Burgi > he isn't coming near me if his staff tingles
Morat Starhopper > Nurse Azia ....
Azia Burgi > piss
Azia Burgi > off
Morat Starhopper > :P
Kyrall > wouldnt mind playing later, but im trying to fill in a job application atm, not getting very far
Arro Cera > ugh!
Arro Cera > im gunna be at worklater :(
Kyrall > well nearly done, but struggling with the last bit
Stella SGP > they asking u about ur sexual orientation?
Arro Cera > ugh!
Arro Cera > im gunna be at worklater :(
Kyrall > well nearly done, but struggling with the last bit
Stella SGP > they asking u about ur sexual orientation?
MGrind > hey, how do you close a corporation? i'm going to join a corp but i need to quit mine and i can't seem to as ceo
Par'Gellen > i had to create an alt and make him the ceo of my old corp then delete him
MGrind > ok
MGrind > that's dumb though
Par'Gellen > agreed
Par'Gellen > CCP not so good at doing things the right way
MGrind > i'd say
Par'Gellen > they give it hell though. like a hamster humping a soda can
Par'Gellen > i had to create an alt and make him the ceo of my old corp then delete him
MGrind > ok
MGrind > that's dumb though
Par'Gellen > agreed
Par'Gellen > CCP not so good at doing things the right way
MGrind > i'd say
Par'Gellen > they give it hell though. like a hamster humping a soda can
(HippoKing): one idea from today (xkcd inspired) was to go into shops and try and buy the two items that would most freak out the cashier when bought together
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan
(HippoKing): can you think of anything better than a pregnancy test and a single wire coathangar?
(vensa): those things, and a frying pan
Dude Duderson > So, an agent has given me some task to accomplish. This task is to go kill more pirates. Judging from what I've been doing so far in this area, the pirate population doubles like, the "good guy" population.
Haffrage > The agent means NPC's
Dude Duderson > yea, figured
Haffrage > Allegedly NPC's get in past concord, the galactic pod pilot police if you will
Dude Duderson > if they were players, I'd figure the missions to be much, much better. "Go crash into asteroids until you die or something, I don't care. Come back when you're finished."
Haffrage > The agent means NPC's
Dude Duderson > yea, figured
Haffrage > Allegedly NPC's get in past concord, the galactic pod pilot police if you will
Dude Duderson > if they were players, I'd figure the missions to be much, much better. "Go crash into asteroids until you die or something, I don't care. Come back when you're finished."