High Sierra > ok heres a question
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
High Sierra > according to theorists, in an infinite universe anything is possible
High Sierra > therefore
High Sierra > it is possible that one day I might get myself a woman
High Sierra > and actually be allowed to breed and everything
High Sierra > but then there is the theory of parallel universes or alternate realities if you will
High Sierra > and in those parallel universes other me's are having it off EVERY DAY
High Sierra > and some of these other me's will even be married
High Sierra > and I never got an invite to the wedding
High Sierra > at least one of these other me's is a pornstar
Kerixi > you do realise that marriage means you DONT get laid every day dont you?
High Sierra > well yes.... but marriage sometimes means kids, therefore in one of these other realities I'll have had it off at least once
Kerixi > ugh kids yawn
High Sierra > i was kind of thinking more about the bit before kids
Kerixi > if you're thinking about kids while doing that then youve taken the fun out of it
High Sierra > but in THIS reality I've all but given up on the fairer sex because apparently I'm 'too nice'
High Sierra > Its almost like I'm being kept pure
High Sierra > unsoiled........
High Sierra > almost as if...............
High Sierra > omfg
High Sierra > I'M JESUS!
High Sierra > THATS IT!
Kerixi > jesus got laid
High Sierra > yuh but only AFTER he realised he was the son of god
Kerixi > most of his friends were whores, you dont think they hung around for the conversation do u?
High Sierra > I'll go and get the condoms
High Sierra > WOMEN OF THE WORLD!
High Sierra > I AM HE
High Sierra > JEBUS!
Kerixi > ugh condoms icky
Kerixi > /emote thinks they feel like frog skin
High Sierra > that just conjured up and image that is just soooooooooooo wrong
teqNo > I think I got the same image ;(
High Sierra > the one with the.......... ?
High Sierra > and the ............?
teqNo > and....?
teqNo > D:
High Sierra > 0.0
<awox> so I find a odmi spawn
<awox> and I get called away
<awox> because some punks broke into next door neighbours
<awox> she's freaking out
<awox> I'm like
<awox> "FFSF FACTION SPAWN"
<awox> she's like "what?"
<awox> and I get called away
<awox> because some punks broke into next door neighbours
<awox> she's freaking out
<awox> I'm like
<awox> "FFSF FACTION SPAWN"
<awox> she's like "what?"
Arvald > /emote unzips pants
Arvald > let this be our final battle -_-
Arvald > let this be our final battle -_-
Scorpio Dantes > Jon! You malodorous little pervert! I thought I smelled you here!
Scorpio Dantes > What, is your tongue stuck in Gosok's ear? Talk to me baby!
Atandros > I'm not quite sure that's the right orifice, Scorpio.
Scorpio Dantes > I know Atandros, but there are children present!
Scorpio Dantes > What, is your tongue stuck in Gosok's ear? Talk to me baby!
Atandros > I'm not quite sure that's the right orifice, Scorpio.
Scorpio Dantes > I know Atandros, but there are children present!
edvinb > there is something wrong in jita
Kalmanaka > what is
edvinb > ppl are having a normal convo in local
Kalmanaka > what is
edvinb > ppl are having a normal convo in local
<Arion> RinnyWee
<Arion> what did the quafe taste like =P
<RinnyWee> gay
<RinnyWee> gallente
<RinnyWee> fruity
<Arion> what did the quafe taste like =P
<RinnyWee> gay
<RinnyWee> gallente
<RinnyWee> fruity
Arvald > welp ive forgotten how soul crushingly boring ratting is
Arvald > im going to go smoke get drunk and then yell racial slurs at my cats
Arvald > im going to go smoke get drunk and then yell racial slurs at my cats
Faltryka > hmm, FYI if your mouse is upside down it doesn't work very well....
Pwett > /emote points to the kernite buy order
Lord Chemosh > pwett.. pay a decent price.. else you'll be looking for a long time.
Pwett > 108 is very decent
Lord Chemosh > 108 is a fucked up low price
Pwett > that's 199 for the trit
Pwett > 100 for the iso
Pwett > 14 for the mex
Pwett > at perfect refine
Lord Chemosh > Then buy it refined..
Pwett > that's damn decent for not having to move it
Lord Chemosh > 350 is the price unrefined.. see if you can find it below that anywhere in aridia
Pwett > I don't need it refined
Pwett > Do the damn math, that's rediculous
Lord Chemosh > i know.. then dont refer to the refined prices
Pwett > just because there's a sell order for 350 doesn't make that the price
Pwett > I take care of mineral indexes for 3 regions, I know what minerals go for
garfh > well it is dahoot prices :) if you dont like it then dont buy it :)
Pwett > You're not the only corp that mines out here, just the loudest
garfh > we have the rice sooo we deside the price
Lord Chemosh > /emote agree Garfh
Pwett > /emote mutters about retarded miners
Lord Chemosh > /emote mumbles something about a carrier looking for a hauler to shoot down..
Lord Chemosh > pwett.. pay a decent price.. else you'll be looking for a long time.
Pwett > 108 is very decent
Lord Chemosh > 108 is a fucked up low price
Pwett > that's 199 for the trit
Pwett > 100 for the iso
Pwett > 14 for the mex
Pwett > at perfect refine
Lord Chemosh > Then buy it refined..
Pwett > that's damn decent for not having to move it
Lord Chemosh > 350 is the price unrefined.. see if you can find it below that anywhere in aridia
Pwett > I don't need it refined
Pwett > Do the damn math, that's rediculous
Lord Chemosh > i know.. then dont refer to the refined prices
Pwett > just because there's a sell order for 350 doesn't make that the price
Pwett > I take care of mineral indexes for 3 regions, I know what minerals go for
garfh > well it is dahoot prices :) if you dont like it then dont buy it :)
Pwett > You're not the only corp that mines out here, just the loudest
garfh > we have the rice sooo we deside the price
Lord Chemosh > /emote agree Garfh
Pwett > /emote mutters about retarded miners
Lord Chemosh > /emote mumbles something about a carrier looking for a hauler to shoot down..
* Insig is now known as Mandy|14|f|cali
* Mandy|14|f|cali is now known as Insig
<Insig> >.>
<Insig> <.<
<Insig> nobody saw that
* Mandy|14|f|cali is now known as Insig
<Insig> >.>
<Insig> <.<
<Insig> nobody saw that