Q'aylara > Yo lard
Lardarz B'stard > /emote is pissed
Lardarz B'stard > dont let me undock
Lardarz B'stard > got any kebabs?
Lardarz B'stard > /emote is pissed
Lardarz B'stard > dont let me undock
Lardarz B'stard > got any kebabs?
Stitcher > I must drink beer. beer is the mind-killer. beer is the small death that brings complete inebriation
Stitcher > I will face my beer. I will permit it to pass into me and through me, and I shall turn my inner eye to see it pass
Stitcher > when the beer is gone there will be nothing. only the glass will remain
Stitcher > I will face my beer. I will permit it to pass into me and through me, and I shall turn my inner eye to see it pass
Stitcher > when the beer is gone there will be nothing. only the glass will remain
PhoenixDawn > Doing a 69 with your clone... would that be 'solo oral masturbation' or would it actually be sex?
Kehmor - filthy slaves! bow to your caldari amsters
Meljendar - oh yeah; mimmitar dont wash, they smell like dog feces
Telesto brings out a leash
Ilfar - Caldari Hamsters?
Feyd Mantis - u beat me too it Ilfar :p
Meljendar - oh yeah; mimmitar dont wash, they smell like dog feces
Telesto brings out a leash
Ilfar - Caldari Hamsters?
Feyd Mantis - u beat me too it Ilfar :p
<@Oveur> and get tuxford typing lessons :P
<@tuxford> AT LEAST ITS SPEELED CORRECTLY
<@tuxford> AT LEAST ITS SPEELED CORRECTLY
Screaming Blade > im in a class 5 wormhole with no combat ships
Screaming Blade > i feel special
Screaming Blade > Mining barge, check, orca, check, tower and parts, check, scan frigs, check, millions of probes, check, beer, check, combat ships...HURR WHO NEEEDS THOSE
Screaming Blade > i feel special
Screaming Blade > Mining barge, check, orca, check, tower and parts, check, scan frigs, check, millions of probes, check, beer, check, combat ships...HURR WHO NEEEDS THOSE
Sorja > still can't post kills
TekkyHead > "still cant post" Im really not answering that
TekkyHead > i need a little more input
Sorja > ah
Sorja > got koreans smacktalk after pressing ok
TekkyHead > "still cant post" Im really not answering that
TekkyHead > i need a little more input
Sorja > ah
Sorja > got koreans smacktalk after pressing ok
Ithildin: I had this nightmare tonight
Ithildin: I dreamt CCP had removed CONCORDOKKEN when you shot stations
Ithildin: So I was outside station shooting it with a Dominix packed with like 10 T2 drones in space and full of cool T2 Drone Control Modules noone else had
Ithildin: Only problem was, I crashed
Ithildin: And when I logged back in a completely different station I was in a Vexor!
Ithildin: And my Dominix was outside station empty, and a n00b boarded it
Ithildin: I dreamt CCP had removed CONCORDOKKEN when you shot stations
Ithildin: So I was outside station shooting it with a Dominix packed with like 10 T2 drones in space and full of cool T2 Drone Control Modules noone else had
Ithildin: Only problem was, I crashed
Ithildin: And when I logged back in a completely different station I was in a Vexor!
Ithildin: And my Dominix was outside station empty, and a n00b boarded it
Terra Cirrus > mmm..mining with a subwoofer on a video game chair. makes my testicle vibrate
Terra Cirrus > /emote mutes self
Eisleth Trego > only 1 testicle?
Par'Gellen > somehow i misread vibrate as pirate
Terra Cirrus > yep, sold my right nut for a bag of doritos once. seemed like a good idea since i was in the middle of nowhere and starving, might chalk it up as a regret eventually though
Terra Cirrus > /emote mutes self
Eisleth Trego > only 1 testicle?
Par'Gellen > somehow i misread vibrate as pirate
Terra Cirrus > yep, sold my right nut for a bag of doritos once. seemed like a good idea since i was in the middle of nowhere and starving, might chalk it up as a regret eventually though
Camoss > Man I am just pleasing everyone today
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > hey im coming to ya camoss
Zeerow Kildar > i want some of that
Camoss > What the exotic dancers?
Zeerow Kildar > yup
Camoss > I guess that makes me a pimp
Camoss > :-}
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > hey, anyway to make money right?
Camoss > lol
Camoss > so what kind of service are you looking for?
Camoss > ;-)
Zeerow Kildar > anything and everything
Zeerow Kildar > and i want to be fucked up before tooo
Camoss > hehe well i got 10 girls available
dobot297 > bam what do you want?
dobot297 > mindflood is what the kids want these days
Zeerow Kildar > want ot be tripping xD
dobot297 > it's the space age acid
Camoss > lol
Zeerow Kildar > hehe
Zeerow Kildar > UEDG
dobot297 > you'll be totally tripping balls
Zeerow Kildar > United Eve Drug Gang
dobot297 > UEH
Camoss > Oh
dobot297 > United Eve Huslters
Camoss > I thought United Eve Dopped-up Girls
Camoss > lol
dobot297 > haha, nice
Camoss > well these ten girls drive a hard price (among other things). 1000 creds each, and they'll do whateva you want.
Zeerow Kildar > hehe
dobot297 > lol
Camoss > Damn they need to have strip clubs in the Incarna patch lol
dobot297 > hahaha
Zeerow Kildar > hah
Camoss > Then I'll be able to rent my girls out
Zeerow Kildar > strip clubs..boost perception at the expense of memory, intelligence and isk
Camoss > LOL
Camoss > Charisma goes down the tubes too
Zeerow Kildar > duration, 12 hours
Zeerow Kildar > well..
Zeerow Kildar > charisma should go up...maybe
Zeerow Kildar > random d20 chance for charisma to go up
dobot297 > depends on your willpower
Camoss > Only when trying to get in the pants of one
Zeerow Kildar > haha
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > i hope your listening CCP! we gots amazing ideas
Camoss > rofll
dobot297 > hahaha
dobot297 > they they might pay for t he ideas
Zeerow Kildar > lol nah
Camoss > And the girls
Zeerow Kildar > LOL
Zeerow Kildar > the girls yes
Zeerow Kildar > xD
Zeerow Kildar > we all be pimpin for money in Incarna Patch
Zeerow Kildar > wars wont be over star systems...they will be to get more girls
Camoss > 8-)
dobot297 > while listening to rick ross
Camoss > lol
Camoss > As long as it's not Rick Astley
dobot297 > or rick astley
Zeerow Kildar > "fuck! <all-day pimpin> has too many girls!" war-dec <pro-pimps> vs <all-day pimpin>
dobot297 > hahahahahahahahahaha!
Camoss > LOL Zee
Zeerow Kildar > and if you get an actual girl in your pimpclan, it give you 100 ingame girls xD
Zeerow Kildar > yes...teh PIMPCLAN
Camoss > ROFL
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > thats going in my bio..."starting a pimpclan! who wants to join"
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > hey im coming to ya camoss
Zeerow Kildar > i want some of that
Camoss > What the exotic dancers?
Zeerow Kildar > yup
Camoss > I guess that makes me a pimp
Camoss > :-}
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > hey, anyway to make money right?
Camoss > lol
Camoss > so what kind of service are you looking for?
Camoss > ;-)
Zeerow Kildar > anything and everything
Zeerow Kildar > and i want to be fucked up before tooo
Camoss > hehe well i got 10 girls available
dobot297 > bam what do you want?
dobot297 > mindflood is what the kids want these days
Zeerow Kildar > want ot be tripping xD
dobot297 > it's the space age acid
Camoss > lol
Zeerow Kildar > hehe
Zeerow Kildar > UEDG
dobot297 > you'll be totally tripping balls
Zeerow Kildar > United Eve Drug Gang
dobot297 > UEH
Camoss > Oh
dobot297 > United Eve Huslters
Camoss > I thought United Eve Dopped-up Girls
Camoss > lol
dobot297 > haha, nice
Camoss > well these ten girls drive a hard price (among other things). 1000 creds each, and they'll do whateva you want.
Zeerow Kildar > hehe
dobot297 > lol
Camoss > Damn they need to have strip clubs in the Incarna patch lol
dobot297 > hahaha
Zeerow Kildar > hah
Camoss > Then I'll be able to rent my girls out
Zeerow Kildar > strip clubs..boost perception at the expense of memory, intelligence and isk
Camoss > LOL
Camoss > Charisma goes down the tubes too
Zeerow Kildar > duration, 12 hours
Zeerow Kildar > well..
Zeerow Kildar > charisma should go up...maybe
Zeerow Kildar > random d20 chance for charisma to go up
dobot297 > depends on your willpower
Camoss > Only when trying to get in the pants of one
Zeerow Kildar > haha
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > i hope your listening CCP! we gots amazing ideas
Camoss > rofll
dobot297 > hahaha
dobot297 > they they might pay for t he ideas
Zeerow Kildar > lol nah
Camoss > And the girls
Zeerow Kildar > LOL
Zeerow Kildar > the girls yes
Zeerow Kildar > xD
Zeerow Kildar > we all be pimpin for money in Incarna Patch
Zeerow Kildar > wars wont be over star systems...they will be to get more girls
Camoss > 8-)
dobot297 > while listening to rick ross
Camoss > lol
Camoss > As long as it's not Rick Astley
dobot297 > or rick astley
Zeerow Kildar > "fuck! <all-day pimpin> has too many girls!" war-dec <pro-pimps> vs <all-day pimpin>
dobot297 > hahahahahahahahahaha!
Camoss > LOL Zee
Zeerow Kildar > and if you get an actual girl in your pimpclan, it give you 100 ingame girls xD
Zeerow Kildar > yes...teh PIMPCLAN
Camoss > ROFL
dobot297 > haha
Zeerow Kildar > thats going in my bio..."starting a pimpclan! who wants to join"