Deschenus Maximus > We got DDed in the drone regiosn the other day
JackOfHearts > why the hell were you in the drone regions
JackOfHearts > thats like saying you went to the library looking for a fight
JackOfHearts > why the hell were you in the drone regions
JackOfHearts > thats like saying you went to the library looking for a fight
Kindakrof > ohh not gonna decloak are you ?
Kindakrof > what's that smell ?
Kindakrof > oooh
Kindakrof > smells like burn
Kindakrof > buRN not BUM
Kindakrof > but stil... smells like both
Kindakrof > what's that smell ?
Kindakrof > oooh
Kindakrof > smells like burn
Kindakrof > buRN not BUM
Kindakrof > but stil... smells like both
ArtemisEntreri > you probably say that to all the girls who come to this channel
Miriam Mar > if only it was girls
High Sierra > no. since this is the internet, the onus is upon you to prove that you are not actually a fat sweaty balding 40 year old living with his mum
High Sierra > with a Babylon 5 fixation.
High Sierra > And halitosis
ArtemisEntreri > ooh shiny
Miriam Mar > if only it was girls
High Sierra > no. since this is the internet, the onus is upon you to prove that you are not actually a fat sweaty balding 40 year old living with his mum
High Sierra > with a Babylon 5 fixation.
High Sierra > And halitosis
ArtemisEntreri > ooh shiny
Nakal Ashera > Oh god I can't tell when people are talking about penises and when they are not now in here
Rathroc > uhhh why are you mining veldspar lipot?
JamesHowlett > ...
Lipot > everything else is to far from my can...
JamesHowlett > ...
Lipot > everything else is to far from my can...
<@cougem> at 4am this morning i got a call from another hospital saying they were sending in a patient with a hole in their aorta
<@cougem> which as emergencies go is about 1 level below 'his head has fallen off'
<@cougem> which as emergencies go is about 1 level below 'his head has fallen off'
* aMUSiC shouts at the top of his lungs: "Wake up you slutty idlers! Almost 170 people in here and it's more silent than a friggin' funeral"
<PepsiTab> <---looking at porn.
<%gluon> <---making porn.
<PepsiTab> <---downloading porn from gluon.
<+aMUSiC> <---confiscating porn.
<Sethur> <--- pirating gluon's porn.
<PepsiTab> <---looking at porn.
<%gluon> <---making porn.
<PepsiTab> <---downloading porn from gluon.
<+aMUSiC> <---confiscating porn.
<Sethur> <--- pirating gluon's porn.
Jungle Jim > bastards
Jungle Jim > no jelly beans for u bitches
Levitikon > lol
meowcat > i bought a big bag of yank jelly babies once, and they had artificial sweeteners in, which was also a mild laxitive... my (ex) gf ate loads of them and shat herself in the cinema
meowcat > i'd forgotten all about that
Levitikon > nice girl
Crimson Smith > pmsl
Jungle Jim > roflmao
Zzazzt > rofl
Jungle Jim > i'm glad its an ex
meowcat > its all coming flooding back to me
Crimson Smith > it's the caruba wax on the outside- you've got to watch out for that stuff
Zzazzt > did you take the obvious opportunity? :D
Jungle Jim > she was nice and wet ready for u then
meowcat > pffffft
Levitikon > mmmm - shitty cock
Crimson Smith > that an impression of her Meow?
Zzazzt > lol
Levitikon > you gotta make sure you scrape around the helmet after or it can stay there for days..
meowcat > heh
meowcat > i cant take any more
Jungle Jim > was she ginger too?
meowcat > no she was mostly brown
Jungle Jim > no jelly beans for u bitches
Levitikon > lol
meowcat > i bought a big bag of yank jelly babies once, and they had artificial sweeteners in, which was also a mild laxitive... my (ex) gf ate loads of them and shat herself in the cinema
meowcat > i'd forgotten all about that
Levitikon > nice girl
Crimson Smith > pmsl
Jungle Jim > roflmao
Zzazzt > rofl
Jungle Jim > i'm glad its an ex
meowcat > its all coming flooding back to me
Crimson Smith > it's the caruba wax on the outside- you've got to watch out for that stuff
Zzazzt > did you take the obvious opportunity? :D
Jungle Jim > she was nice and wet ready for u then
meowcat > pffffft
Levitikon > mmmm - shitty cock
Crimson Smith > that an impression of her Meow?
Zzazzt > lol
Levitikon > you gotta make sure you scrape around the helmet after or it can stay there for days..
meowcat > heh
meowcat > i cant take any more
Jungle Jim > was she ginger too?
meowcat > no she was mostly brown
Ezekiel Nailo > wow you really can find anything on the internet
Milon Pendragon > Yep. You can find anything, except a life
Tareen Kashaar > I sucked, but I'll live
Tareen Kashaar > and don't quote that out of context
Tareen Kashaar > and don't quote that out of context