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Tuviahn> I think I installed my cloaking device backwards? Everyone else has disappeared?
Tuviahn> I think I installed my cloaking device backwards? Everyone else has disappeared?
Entreri Finwe > 1. Locate raised, reddish area
Entreri Finwe > 2. Move finger formed appenidx to rest upon said raised area
Entreri Finwe > 3. in a fluid motion, move said appendix down, towards the reddish area
Entreri Finwe > 4. duck
Marcel Rhodes > "Pressing the nuclear missile button: for Americans."
Entreri Finwe > 2. Move finger formed appenidx to rest upon said raised area
Entreri Finwe > 3. in a fluid motion, move said appendix down, towards the reddish area
Entreri Finwe > 4. duck
Marcel Rhodes > "Pressing the nuclear missile button: for Americans."
<&NTRabbit> so, any news on how the religion of peace is doing today?
<&NTRabbit> it was a nun, 3 churches and calling for muslims to invade the vatican with holy backing from allah and slitting the popes throat like an infidel pig yesterday
<&NTRabbit> did they manage to top it?
<@HellGremlin> I bet there was a lot of angry yelling and beards
<&NTRabbit> i saw lots of angry yelling and beards on the news
<&NTRabbit> it was in london
<&NTRabbit> where they were calling on muslims to murder the infidel pope
<@HellGremlin> I seriously hope one of them does
<@HellGremlin> I've always wanted to see a holy war
<Karunel> the pope should totally call for a crusade tbh
<&NTRabbit> and then the brits get to use it as an excuse to round up all the extremists living in freedom and preaching death to it
<&NTRabbit> which will help them immensely
<Karunel> it'd be so original people would sign up
<@HellGremlin> The pope should not only call for a crusade, but lead it himself from his nuclear-powered catholic battlemech
<Armois> the pope is the God-Emperor of All Mankind?
<@HellGremlin> No, that's George W. Bush
<@HellGremlin> The pope is more of an enforcer
<@HellGremlin> The God-Emperor is too divine to enter battle, lest it soil his purity; the pope delivers Christianity at the tip of a 227mm rocket warhead
<&NTRabbit> occasionally the pope also delivers christianity by cluster munitions from a 227mm rocket
<@HellGremlin> The battlepope if you will strides into muslim towns, blasting christian hymns from speakers powerful enough to rupture the skull of anything living in a two mile cone ahead of him
<&NTRabbit> http://www.adam.com.au/ntrabbit/battlepope.gif
<@HellGremlin> That's so fucking awesome
<&NTRabbit> the front of his mech does indeed say repent
<gfldex> warhammer?
<&NTRabbit> in the hopes that the filthy moslems will indeed repent
<@HellGremlin> It's an actual battlepope
<&NTRabbit> before he lays his holy fire down apon them
<@HellGremlin> I bet that even if they do repent, he just steps on them
<&NTRabbit> they will all die; only those who repent will be saved before they do
<&NTRabbit> it was a nun, 3 churches and calling for muslims to invade the vatican with holy backing from allah and slitting the popes throat like an infidel pig yesterday
<&NTRabbit> did they manage to top it?
<@HellGremlin> I bet there was a lot of angry yelling and beards
<&NTRabbit> i saw lots of angry yelling and beards on the news
<&NTRabbit> it was in london
<&NTRabbit> where they were calling on muslims to murder the infidel pope
<@HellGremlin> I seriously hope one of them does
<@HellGremlin> I've always wanted to see a holy war
<Karunel> the pope should totally call for a crusade tbh
<&NTRabbit> and then the brits get to use it as an excuse to round up all the extremists living in freedom and preaching death to it
<&NTRabbit> which will help them immensely
<Karunel> it'd be so original people would sign up
<@HellGremlin> The pope should not only call for a crusade, but lead it himself from his nuclear-powered catholic battlemech
<Armois> the pope is the God-Emperor of All Mankind?
<@HellGremlin> No, that's George W. Bush
<@HellGremlin> The pope is more of an enforcer
<@HellGremlin> The God-Emperor is too divine to enter battle, lest it soil his purity; the pope delivers Christianity at the tip of a 227mm rocket warhead
<&NTRabbit> occasionally the pope also delivers christianity by cluster munitions from a 227mm rocket
<@HellGremlin> The battlepope if you will strides into muslim towns, blasting christian hymns from speakers powerful enough to rupture the skull of anything living in a two mile cone ahead of him
<&NTRabbit> http://www.adam.com.au/ntrabbit/battlepope.gif
<@HellGremlin> That's so fucking awesome
<&NTRabbit> the front of his mech does indeed say repent
<gfldex> warhammer?
<&NTRabbit> in the hopes that the filthy moslems will indeed repent
<@HellGremlin> It's an actual battlepope
<&NTRabbit> before he lays his holy fire down apon them
<@HellGremlin> I bet that even if they do repent, he just steps on them
<&NTRabbit> they will all die; only those who repent will be saved before they do
Jenny Storm > perchance there is a field in yonder that is bein tanked and
mined etc, sothat i may ride my silver steed into the veld?
mined etc, sothat i may ride my silver steed into the veld?
Nevin Dread > http://random-average.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/almost.gif <--FUNIEST THING EVER
Destects csharp > lol
odiato costruttore > not really
odiato costruttore > clearly its been edited
Nevin Dread > show me soemthing funnier
Destects csharp > your face.
Destects csharp > OOOOOOHHHHH
Destects csharp > BURRRNNNNN
odiato costruttore > if you think thats the funniest thing ever... u got issues man
Nevin Dread > i knkow i have issues
odiato costruttore > i dont have to link anything
Nevin Dread > why do you think i play eve
Destects csharp > ^
Destects csharp > lol
odiato costruttore > no idea
odiato costruttore > to link cat gifs?
Nevin Dread > to vent my insanity
Nevin Dread > so i can pretend to be normal
Destects csharp > lol
odiato costruttore > not really
odiato costruttore > clearly its been edited
Nevin Dread > show me soemthing funnier
Destects csharp > your face.
Destects csharp > OOOOOOHHHHH
Destects csharp > BURRRNNNNN
odiato costruttore > if you think thats the funniest thing ever... u got issues man
Nevin Dread > i knkow i have issues
odiato costruttore > i dont have to link anything
Nevin Dread > why do you think i play eve
Destects csharp > ^
Destects csharp > lol
odiato costruttore > no idea
odiato costruttore > to link cat gifs?
Nevin Dread > to vent my insanity
Nevin Dread > so i can pretend to be normal
mirel yirrin > I keep going round my mums house and tryign to get her to do it
mirel yirrin > Wait no that sounded wrong
mirel yirrin > Wait no that sounded wrong
Itachi XIII > but tbh just because i dont sleep im not a 'hardcore' player
(latexmessiah) <Greme|Revision> can someone give me an emergency implant of knowledge ::: i dont think galazar his using his brain now or in the near future - so this will be a +0.33 implant if you want it :P
(Minsebstor) hehe
(Greme|Revision) :D
(%Urban_Mongral) heheh
(%Urban_Mongral) +0.33%
(%Jessie|56K) better than a - 3
(latexmessiah) i exagerated a little
(latexmessiah) tryin to make him feel good about himself :P
(Minsebstor) hehe
(Greme|Revision) :D
(%Urban_Mongral) heheh
(%Urban_Mongral) +0.33%
(%Jessie|56K) better than a - 3
(latexmessiah) i exagerated a little
(latexmessiah) tryin to make him feel good about himself :P
Juno Libertas > Interesting Question: Is there CONCORD presence in hisec incursion sites?
Mithena > question.... why are there headlights on these spaceships?
Minarqh > So you can see!
Mithena > see hwat.. it's space
Mithena > what*
Mithena > and why would you put a windshield on a spaceship which you would need to see your headlights....
Minarqh > To block out the wind!
Minarqh > Look, it's a game written by the descendants of vikings.
Minarqh > That fact should tell you everything you need to know.
Mithena > also... why does the tapedeck in my tornado play only ambient soundscape mixes
Minarqh > Vikings.
Mithena > shouldn't it play Bjork?
Mithena > question.... why are there headlights on these spaceships?
Minarqh > So you can see!
Mithena > see hwat.. it's space
Mithena > what*
Mithena > and why would you put a windshield on a spaceship which you would need to see your headlights....
Minarqh > To block out the wind!
Minarqh > Look, it's a game written by the descendants of vikings.
Minarqh > That fact should tell you everything you need to know.
Mithena > also... why does the tapedeck in my tornado play only ambient soundscape mixes
Minarqh > Vikings.
Mithena > shouldn't it play Bjork?
Eric Nolani > Can I get help cleaning out WC?
CF ProctoR > Get a toilet brush :P
CF ProctoR > Get a toilet brush :P