<biz> dont slap me biatch or I'll make you KOS
Zenn Sefaris > im starting to think these amarr ships im killing are really minmatar in disguise
Zenn Sefaris > all im getting from salvage are metal scraps
Zenn Sefaris > all im getting from salvage are metal scraps
TheHermit > Hrr sir
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Le Soltueur > o/
TheHermit > i understand you are the diplomat for Underworld
Le Soltueur > That's what they tell me. :-/
Le Soltueur > though to be honest, I don't recall ever being elected for this role.
TheHermit > im just curiouse as to who hired you to contract against esquires of questioanble intention sir
Le Soltueur > I think it was just cast upon me. Without any due consideration as to whether or not I'd actually make a good diplomat.
TheHermit > that sir is a shame,
Le Soltueur > Indeed.
Le Soltueur > Do you like turtles?
TheHermit > i neither like or dislike them sir
Le Soltueur > I have a turtle I'm trying to get rid of. I've tried to flush it three times, but it just won't make it through the trap.
Le Soltueur > Little bastard is just a tad too big.
TheHermit > ahh teh unflushables
Le Soltueur > Horrible, isn't it?
Le Soltueur > I either need a smaller turtle or a larger trap.
TheHermit > never coem acoss the situation myself but i can imagine your plight
TheHermit > i woudl opt for smaller turtle sir
Le Soltueur > See..,. now that would make sense!
Le Soltueur > So... about that turtle..
TheHermit > but to the origional question sir, your recent decleration of war against the esquires
Le Soltueur > as I seem to need a smaller one for the trap..
Le Soltueur > would you take this larger one off my hands?
Le Soltueur > Hey... you scratch my back...
TheHermit > send him my way sir ill oblige
Le Soltueur > I won't itch anymore.
Le Soltueur > I guess, in a round about way, Herm.. you don't mind if I call you "Herm" do you?
TheHermit > not at all sir
Le Soltueur > I've got this thing about proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and suck.
Le Soltueur > such*.
Le Soltueur > See?
Le Soltueur > I get all worked up about that.
TheHermit > There is nothing wrong with correct grammar sir.
Le Soltueur > You're right! And more people should practice it. I mean -really- practice it.
Le Soltueur > I've seen so many dangling participles that it's rather embarassing to admit.
TheHermit > Agreed, there is nothing as furiating as seeing 'm8' and 'l8r' etc in converstaion.
Le Soltueur > I get furiated all the time.
Le Soltueur > Then I shave.
Le Soltueur > Speaking of which... I've been considering growing a full beard for the winter.
Le Soltueur > It gets so cold around here that a full beard would likely insulate my face from those damaging winds.
TheHermit > That sir is not a bad idea, if onyl work would permit me to.
Le Soltueur > Jamaica gets incredibly cold in the dead of winter. I may have to get a hat.
Le Soltueur > Do you like hats?
TheHermit > I try to wear mine as straight as possible
Le Soltueur > What kind of hat do you like to wear?
TheHermit > As a military man, only one kind of hat i wear sir. The good old British beret
Le Soltueur > There's nothing quite like a chapeau, my good man. It's... well... distinguishing.
Le Soltueur > Ah... a military man! Well done, lad, well done.
TheHermit > Thank you sir, and if one would permit, an answer to my question.
Le Soltueur > I abhore violence, mind you, as I'm a bit of a pacifist.
Le Soltueur > But still, I understand that it is required from time to time to solve problems.
Le Soltueur > Like trying to get a large turtle down a small trap.
Le Soltueur > Do you suppose a chainsaw would be too messy?
TheHermit > Whilst i admit my job has a certain amount of violence surrounding it. i feel it a necessary evil, With what would happen were we not to stand in its way.
Le Soltueur > I feel perhaps it would. Maybe I should just chisel the little bastard out of his shell... or perhaps a small explosive charge?
Le Soltueur > Too many decisions as a diplomat I'm afraid.
Le Soltueur > Thank you, though, for this enlightening conversation, young man. You are very polite for being in the miltary.
Le Soltueur > I must attend to this turtle as the little bugger is now trying to run away.
TheHermit > And i thank you sir, its not very often i have the opportunity to engage in a conversation of such high calibre
Le Soltueur > Fly safe, my friend!
TheHermit > but my question remains unresolved sir.
Le Soltueur > o7
Ekon Bor> I think the monkey who was drawing my frames ran out of crayons :(
Kyp13 > what's a word to attract one's attention
Kyp13 > like to convince them to pay attention
Azia Burgi > BOOBIES!
Kyp13 > ...
Kyp13 > k
Kyp13 > like to convince them to pay attention
Azia Burgi > BOOBIES!
Kyp13 > ...
Kyp13 > k
Frege Alliance chat
Bob Niac > so wrong .. and yet so right ... http://kotaku.com/gaming/clip/wow-machinimists-get-kinky-327763.php
Obsidian Hawk > /emote downloads the trinity trailor
Obsidian Hawk > bloody hell whats with this 15 kb's
Bob Niac > what site?
Obsidian Hawk > eve-o site
Bob Niac > orly?
Obsidian Hawk > yeah
Obsidian Hawk > 1920X1200
Silthis Marna > obsidian: try https://professional.clownfisters.com/trailer/
Obsidian Hawk > erm..... i dont like the sound of that site
Silthis Marna > it's my site, the domain was an "accident"
Honest Nonlabor > clown fisters?
Honest Nonlabor > clown..................fisters?
Bob Niac > dare i ask?
Honest Nonlabor > as in fisting a clown?
Obsidian Hawk > erm no...... i can wait
Silthis Marna > I was helping one of our network engineers register a personal site with namescout, I noticed in the process that my credit card info was out of date
Obsidian Hawk > its not that i trust you, but i dont trust most of frege links after the 2 girls 1 cup incident
Silthis Marna > I'd typed in clownfisters.com as the domain so I could guide him through, was planning to stop before the final payment
Bob Niac > uhh
Silthis Marna > as it turns out, namescout uses credit card updates as implicit "yes I want to buy this"
Silthis Marna > so I accidentally became the owner of clownfisters.com
Bob Niac > orly? ouchies
Honest Nonlabor > clown......fisters.....
Bob Niac > again .. dare i ask ....
Bob Niac > WHYYY?
Honest Nonlabor > so.......do you? ya know....do you?
Bob Niac > paint your face and uhhh
Silthis Marna > because I had to type in something, and a friend of a friend owns clownfisters.org, which I'd just been told about
Silthis Marna > the meme was stuck in my head, so I went with it
Honest Nonlabor > so....you do huh?
Honest Nonlabor > you really do it?
Silthis Marna > autoerotic positional asphyixiation? sure
Honest Nonlabor > you know....with the clowns......and stuff....
Bob Niac > imma drop this b4 its gets too weird .. for me even
BeddingPlants > im enjoying this convo immensely. pls continue
Bob Niac > so wrong .. and yet so right ... http://kotaku.com/gaming/clip/wow-machinimists-get-kinky-327763.php
Obsidian Hawk > /emote downloads the trinity trailor
Obsidian Hawk > bloody hell whats with this 15 kb's
Bob Niac > what site?
Obsidian Hawk > eve-o site
Bob Niac > orly?
Obsidian Hawk > yeah
Obsidian Hawk > 1920X1200
Silthis Marna > obsidian: try https://professional.clownfisters.com/trailer/
Obsidian Hawk > erm..... i dont like the sound of that site
Silthis Marna > it's my site, the domain was an "accident"
Honest Nonlabor > clown fisters?
Honest Nonlabor > clown..................fisters?
Bob Niac > dare i ask?
Honest Nonlabor > as in fisting a clown?
Obsidian Hawk > erm no...... i can wait
Silthis Marna > I was helping one of our network engineers register a personal site with namescout, I noticed in the process that my credit card info was out of date
Obsidian Hawk > its not that i trust you, but i dont trust most of frege links after the 2 girls 1 cup incident
Silthis Marna > I'd typed in clownfisters.com as the domain so I could guide him through, was planning to stop before the final payment
Bob Niac > uhh
Silthis Marna > as it turns out, namescout uses credit card updates as implicit "yes I want to buy this"
Silthis Marna > so I accidentally became the owner of clownfisters.com
Bob Niac > orly? ouchies
Honest Nonlabor > clown......fisters.....
Bob Niac > again .. dare i ask ....
Bob Niac > WHYYY?
Honest Nonlabor > so.......do you? ya know....do you?
Bob Niac > paint your face and uhhh
Silthis Marna > because I had to type in something, and a friend of a friend owns clownfisters.org, which I'd just been told about
Silthis Marna > the meme was stuck in my head, so I went with it
Honest Nonlabor > so....you do huh?
Honest Nonlabor > you really do it?
Silthis Marna > autoerotic positional asphyixiation? sure
Honest Nonlabor > you know....with the clowns......and stuff....
Bob Niac > imma drop this b4 its gets too weird .. for me even
BeddingPlants > im enjoying this convo immensely. pls continue
holyman4vr > aye a dick is still a dick dont matter if the person has tits on not
Bsport > sorry i'm the captain i've got to fly my raven class battleship in a daring attack on the pirates stronghold, and my 6000 crew have trusted there lifes to me, so in answer to your question, no i cant do the bloody washing up
Zimobo Rugmuncher > eves learning curve is like mt. everest only there is a guy at the top with a m60....
Kurisar > who needs enemies when you're CCP
Sanaya Sien > well, eve is PvCCP after all
Sanaya Sien > well, eve is PvCCP after all