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(After 30 minutes of dead silence in Muvolailen local...)
Ralarina > you leave my vagina alone!
Yasujiro Kaibara > I don't know about you guys, but having a Caldari Navy squadron sicced on me is a reward enough. Massive ego boost!
Yuki Li > because what you really need is an ego boost, hey Jiro?
Kyoko Sakoda > Haha.
Yasujiro Kaibara > Look who's talking! :p
Yuki Li > hey i earned my ego!
Yuki Li > i killed alot of people for this ego
Kale Ryoko > I wonder how long it'd take them to destroy your Bustard
Yasujiro Kaibara > I stole my ego out of a miner's can in Jita.
Dalete > The Myrmidon and Ishtar are sexy ships.
Dalete > I need to hire someone with artistic skills to draw them into hot avatar chicks so we can watch hot Gallente ship-on-ship action.
Dian Lung > o_o
Dian Lung > That's...scary.
Dian Lung > And yet, I'm kinda intrigued.
Dalete > The only question would be: what would they look like?
Dian Lung > The Myrm would have an awesome bust. The ship is top heavy, but tall enough to look slim.
Dalete > Alright, but then Ishy's got DAT ASS. :D
Waylon Torque > one time i came home from the store, heard a terrible noise from downstairs, which stopped before i had time to run down to check... turns out the machine had moved itself out almost 2 yards from the wall and unplugged itself from the socket
Khalim Dei > hello, is this the church? yeah cool, i need an exorcist... nooo it's not for a family member, it's for my washing machine... no don't hang up!
Schadow > you want a war darklanz?
Darklandz > what's your problem
Schadow > you are my problem
Darklandz > go ahead make my day
Schadow > you want a war?
Darklandz > i don't answer stupid questions
ikroz > lol
Schadow > go home tommy
Darklandz > and a war, well wouldn't be the first one we fought and won
Schadow > hahaha
Schadow > yoou and you nation are the looser
Darklandz > yea well, learn to spell right first
ikroz > hahaha
Darklandz > well it's been a while i had a local smacktalker
Schadow > i love talking but not with you
Darklandz > well shoot me then
Schadow > i have time,and i have frends
Darklandz > lol, u need friends now suddenly ... heh

Alekzander > i havent seen my weenie in 7 years...
Aesir Avatari > My missiles dont have names, they just say "To whom this may concern"
Anya Linnel > Wow. That's not swift at all. Mine say Stuff like "If you can read this, you're already dead." And "Say hello to your clone for me."
crimson 1 > lol
ShadowSkill > lol
Anya Linnel > Or If I get really bored one night "This torp cost 500 times less then your frigate, but It'll pop your ass."
Lenny Quickfinger > Pod is the best part of a ship: crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside.
NoNah > moumou: 15 minutes and I will have to pull out
moumou78 > ok
Asmoday Halcyon > surely you can go longer than that
Yanaoo > I wrote an essay on the third grade, about a preselected subject that was "my day in prehistory" or some such
Yanaoo > in finnish of course
Yanaoo > In finnish, the word "näin" means "I saw"
Yanaoo > where as "nain" means "I fucked" or "I married"
Yanaoo > So I wrote "näin puskan takana dinosauruksia" which means "I saw dinosaurs behind the bush"
Yanaoo > and forgot the dots on the "ä"
cr8rmakr > HAHAHAHA
Yanaoo > my teacher used that as an example of how important it is to remember those little dots for years to come
Ashigari > :D
Minver Trader > LOL
Yanaoo > Taught me something though. The little dots ARE important
Yanaoo > :D
cr8rmakr > outsourcing to India taught me the same thing
cr8rmakr > oh wait... did I say that out loud?
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