Miklos Atreides > I have a moral dilema and I could really use your help
Venitas > <obfaith> Search the scriptures, and there will be your answer...</obfaith>
Ser'aina > stone 'em to death?
Miklos Atreides > I've been seeing this guy for a while.... but he's kinda a rat and I want to break it off. but lately he's been acting threatening, even a little violent
Rose Bladestar > lol
Fast Eddie > And the moral dilemma aspect is....?
Miklos Atreides > rose don't laugh!
Venitas > Whether to dump him or to shoot him would be my guess.
Ser'aina > stay with cock or go pussy?
Miklos Atreides > I'm being serious I'm really having trouble deciding what to do
Miklos Atreides > we've had a decent relationship thus far, but it's just not really working out for either of us
Venitas > If he's getting violent, leave. It's not worth it.
Ser'aina > stop getting drunk and asking about 'gay problems' in minmatar chat, ASSHOLE
Miklos Atreides > I've been tanking him on my shield regen for like 5 hours. I can't decide to walk away and hope he lives till DT, or to just end his pain quickly
NGTM1R > Owned. In the face.
Ser'aina > or maybe you're sober and just that lame
Miklos Atreides > I guess we mistakely revealed the homophobe
NGTM1R > Sorry Ser'aina, you lose. :p
Ser'aina > i'm sorry, what do i lose?
Fast Eddie > Mik, let him live, if only for showing persistence in the face of overwhelming odds...
NGTM1R > Everything.
NGTM1R > But mainly your dignity, if you had any.
Ser'aina > you lose.
Mori Felding > kill
*Miklos Atreides activates all 7 425mm railguns and his webber and begins locking the lone frigate that has been his only companionship for the last 5 hours*
*Miklos Atreides sniffles at the countdown aproaches zero*
Rose Bladestar > he's not good for you man
*Miklos Atreides sobs slightly as a single volley leaves the barrels vaporising his long time companion and a single tear rolls down his cheek*
NGTM1R > It's okay, he's going to a better place.
Rose Bladestar > he wouldn't get along with any of your friends
*Miklos Atreides warps to zero and docks, too distraught to check the wreck*
Miklos Atreides > That poor serpentis guard
NGTM1R > At least somebody who cared did it, rather then some lunatic ratting with a Megathron in .6...oh wait. :p
Miklos Atreides > I wasn't ratting. I was mining security
NGTM1R > Details, details.
Venitas > <obfaith> Search the scriptures, and there will be your answer...</obfaith>
Ser'aina > stone 'em to death?
Miklos Atreides > I've been seeing this guy for a while.... but he's kinda a rat and I want to break it off. but lately he's been acting threatening, even a little violent
Rose Bladestar > lol
Fast Eddie > And the moral dilemma aspect is....?
Miklos Atreides > rose don't laugh!
Venitas > Whether to dump him or to shoot him would be my guess.
Ser'aina > stay with cock or go pussy?
Miklos Atreides > I'm being serious I'm really having trouble deciding what to do
Miklos Atreides > we've had a decent relationship thus far, but it's just not really working out for either of us
Venitas > If he's getting violent, leave. It's not worth it.
Ser'aina > stop getting drunk and asking about 'gay problems' in minmatar chat, ASSHOLE
Miklos Atreides > I've been tanking him on my shield regen for like 5 hours. I can't decide to walk away and hope he lives till DT, or to just end his pain quickly
NGTM1R > Owned. In the face.
Ser'aina > or maybe you're sober and just that lame
Miklos Atreides > I guess we mistakely revealed the homophobe
NGTM1R > Sorry Ser'aina, you lose. :p
Ser'aina > i'm sorry, what do i lose?
Fast Eddie > Mik, let him live, if only for showing persistence in the face of overwhelming odds...
NGTM1R > Everything.
NGTM1R > But mainly your dignity, if you had any.
Ser'aina > you lose.
Mori Felding > kill
*Miklos Atreides activates all 7 425mm railguns and his webber and begins locking the lone frigate that has been his only companionship for the last 5 hours*
*Miklos Atreides sniffles at the countdown aproaches zero*
Rose Bladestar > he's not good for you man
*Miklos Atreides sobs slightly as a single volley leaves the barrels vaporising his long time companion and a single tear rolls down his cheek*
NGTM1R > It's okay, he's going to a better place.
Rose Bladestar > he wouldn't get along with any of your friends
*Miklos Atreides warps to zero and docks, too distraught to check the wreck*
Miklos Atreides > That poor serpentis guard
NGTM1R > At least somebody who cared did it, rather then some lunatic ratting with a Megathron in .6...oh wait. :p
Miklos Atreides > I wasn't ratting. I was mining security
NGTM1R > Details, details.
<Morpheous> injects a crushed up EVE disc into his arm
<Cro_Magnus> I'm on Castor IV drop Morpheous
<Cro_Magnus> I'm on Castor IV drop Morpheous
jorrel1 > any 1 round here selling a dread ?
Selene Fenestre > naw.. only my sister
jorrel1 > how much is she
Selene Fenestre > 4 camels
Arrell > I'll give you 3 and a turnip
Selene Fenestre > you drive a hard bargain
jorrel1 > 3 camels and 2 turneps
Selene Fenestre > well id better show you what she looks like first, before your bids get too high...
Selene Fenestre > <url=showinfo:1379//465739014>Seleene</url>
Selene Fenestre > our mum was very unimaginative with names
jorrel1 > fine
jorrel1 > then 3 camels and halfe a turnep
Selene Fenestre > SOLD! To the man on the left with the trilby
Arrell > How much for you?
Selene Fenestre > i sell for one Machariel
Arrell > Cock tease
Selene Fenestre > naw.. only my sister
jorrel1 > how much is she
Selene Fenestre > 4 camels
Arrell > I'll give you 3 and a turnip
Selene Fenestre > you drive a hard bargain
jorrel1 > 3 camels and 2 turneps
Selene Fenestre > well id better show you what she looks like first, before your bids get too high...
Selene Fenestre > <url=showinfo:1379//465739014>Seleene</url>
Selene Fenestre > our mum was very unimaginative with names
jorrel1 > fine
jorrel1 > then 3 camels and halfe a turnep
Selene Fenestre > SOLD! To the man on the left with the trilby
Arrell > How much for you?
Selene Fenestre > i sell for one Machariel
Arrell > Cock tease
IcedBach Jr > we offended dalman
Bared Bel'Medar > told yah... someone was going to make dalman cry
dalman > buuuhuuuu
IcedBach Jr > /emote pats dalman on the butt
Bared Bel'Medar > /emote rubs Dalman on the but
dalman > /emote is happy again
Bared Bel'Medar > told yah... someone was going to make dalman cry
dalman > buuuhuuuu
IcedBach Jr > /emote pats dalman on the butt
Bared Bel'Medar > /emote rubs Dalman on the but
dalman > /emote is happy again
Adastra Peraspera > whatcha hauling Semi?
Semi Conductor > ass
Semi Conductor > ass
ReaperOfSly > hmm just popped a bantam
ReaperOfSly > in lowsec
ReaperOfSly > selfish noob :p
ReaperOfSly > sitting there while i acquired lock on his pod
ReaperOfSly > can i still go to 0.6 with -4 sec status?
ReaperOfSly > come on reaper, just stop pirating
ReaperOfSly > just stop
ReaperOfSly > stop
ReaperOfSly > stop
ReaperOfSly > argh
ReaperOfSly > a vexor
Shikaku > /emote slaps Reaper
ReaperOfSly > now i'm gonna have to go over there and pop it
Shikaku > snap out of it man!
ReaperOfSly > I CAN'T STOP!!!!
Shikaku > oh yeah pop that badboi!
ReaperOfSly > oh thank god his pod got away
ReaperOfSly > in lowsec
ReaperOfSly > selfish noob :p
ReaperOfSly > sitting there while i acquired lock on his pod
ReaperOfSly > can i still go to 0.6 with -4 sec status?
ReaperOfSly > come on reaper, just stop pirating
ReaperOfSly > just stop
ReaperOfSly > stop
ReaperOfSly > stop
ReaperOfSly > argh
ReaperOfSly > a vexor
Shikaku > /emote slaps Reaper
ReaperOfSly > now i'm gonna have to go over there and pop it
Shikaku > snap out of it man!
ReaperOfSly > I CAN'T STOP!!!!
Shikaku > oh yeah pop that badboi!
ReaperOfSly > oh thank god his pod got away
Headless Giraffe > Onto second bottle of wine with the wife
Headless Giraffe > Sadly she's about to log on though and spam our corp chat
Headless Giraffe > I'm cringing already
Lothros Andastar > epic
Headless Giraffe > Sadly she's about to log on though and spam our corp chat
Headless Giraffe > I'm cringing already
Lothros Andastar > epic
blasharga: new form of market pvp... Getting accepted on the jita node
Xathax > Gezis Kryct! The killboard says I haven't pressed F1, F2, F3 in anger in over a month
Tolin Dorden > well been ages since I've flown a raven... so sorry on that on em8.... and damn.. that's a long time
Xathax > Yeah, damn new gf
Xathax > Sex really cuts into your eve time
Xathax > Actually, I'm so good at sex it only takes me 30 seconds. It's all the stuff you have to do with the gf before and after that takes all the time =)
Tolin Dorden > well been ages since I've flown a raven... so sorry on that on em8.... and damn.. that's a long time
Xathax > Yeah, damn new gf
Xathax > Sex really cuts into your eve time
Xathax > Actually, I'm so good at sex it only takes me 30 seconds. It's all the stuff you have to do with the gf before and after that takes all the time =)
Morwen Lagann > I'm a quasi-immortal celestial tool of destruction, and my own mother is still capable of embarrassing me. Go figure.