Ben Booley > i wanna hook up with something other than my hand
Slagster > I dont know about anyone else, but, I have tried on a lot of clothes in the last few days. And what I would like to know is... Does this Navy Raven make my butt look big?
teppum > kool i mine in a apoc at the mo
Dubh Sidhe > yay
teppum > do u mine
Dubh Sidhe > yep
teppum > wot ship do u mine in
Dubh Sidhe > retriever
teppum > kool is that a barge
Dubh Sidhe > yeppers... will have Hulk in 17 days
teppum > yh thats kool
teppum > wot r u going to do 2 day
Dubh Sidhe > mine... and buy you a dictionary
teppum > wot is the dictionary for
Dubh Sidhe > so you can look up the correct spelling for words...
teppum > y wots rong with my spelling
Dubh Sidhe > nvm....
teppum > lol kk
Dubh Sidhe > if you can't figure it out, a dictionary not gunna do much good, now is it?
teppum > not really
Dubh Sidhe > yay
teppum > do u mine
Dubh Sidhe > yep
teppum > wot ship do u mine in
Dubh Sidhe > retriever
teppum > kool is that a barge
Dubh Sidhe > yeppers... will have Hulk in 17 days
teppum > yh thats kool
teppum > wot r u going to do 2 day
Dubh Sidhe > mine... and buy you a dictionary
teppum > wot is the dictionary for
Dubh Sidhe > so you can look up the correct spelling for words...
teppum > y wots rong with my spelling
Dubh Sidhe > nvm....
teppum > lol kk
Dubh Sidhe > if you can't figure it out, a dictionary not gunna do much good, now is it?
teppum > not really
Fin DePaix > Im wearing my gay boxers
Marogian > wtf?!
Fin DePaix > I have this bad habit of never throwing clothes away so I have these boxers that had a hole in the ass and it just got bigger and bigger
Fin DePaix > now there is like no ass in them
Marogian > o.0
Marogian > And you decided to tell me...because? o.0
Marogian > wtf?!
Fin DePaix > I have this bad habit of never throwing clothes away so I have these boxers that had a hole in the ass and it just got bigger and bigger
Fin DePaix > now there is like no ass in them
Marogian > o.0
Marogian > And you decided to tell me...because? o.0
Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Spazz Ytobuck > how should u rig a raven?
FenikSar > with many explosive charges??
FenikSar > with many explosive charges??
Mazzilliu > we always hear about 'peak oil' or 'peak metals' but you never hear about 'peak getting kicked in the stomach' or 'peak getting hit with a bat'. Some of our resources are infinite, so we should start to rely on those more.
Larkonis Trassler > I just hit peak wood.
Larkonis Trassler > I just hit peak wood.
Aitrus > oh, btw. The fact that you can't use MWD's in deadspace complexes SUCKS
Khapeta > SUCKS a lot
Aitrus > npc interceptors will rape your ship.
Aitrus > it's ugly
Khapeta > Using sand like lubricant.
Aitrus > sand mixed with salt and lemon juice
Khapeta > Looks like a Mexican drink.
Aitrus > I can't imagine what you'd call that drink
Khapeta > CCP Complexus' Rape :)
Aitrus > "Bloody anus"? "Aggrivated Assault"?
Khapeta > lol lol lol
Aitrus > wonder if that drink would get you chicks.
Khapeta > SUCKS a lot
Aitrus > npc interceptors will rape your ship.
Aitrus > it's ugly
Khapeta > Using sand like lubricant.
Aitrus > sand mixed with salt and lemon juice
Khapeta > Looks like a Mexican drink.
Aitrus > I can't imagine what you'd call that drink
Khapeta > CCP Complexus' Rape :)
Aitrus > "Bloody anus"? "Aggrivated Assault"?
Khapeta > lol lol lol
Aitrus > wonder if that drink would get you chicks.
Hakin Oshimi > My payroll only lets me hire so many of you illustrious pilots.
Toymaster > Mind me asking what it was about
Hakin Oshimi > Yes I do, actually. It's secret secret.
Hakin Oshimi > /emote winks at Toymaster
Vicious Knid > lol
Toymaster > oh fine *pouts*
Hakin Oshimi > hehe, /heal noobs 4tw
Carmen Priano > Wrong channel, Hakin?
Seto Mazzarotto > :D
Seto Mazzarotto > Another one for the quote pile
Hakin Oshimi > Belay that.
Hakin Oshimi > I did not say that.
Seto Mazzarotto > Say what?
Carmen Priano > Exactly, Seto.
Jakk Graiseach > filed
Carmen Priano > Exactly.
Hakin Oshimi > My boss will have my job for that.
Toymaster > Mind me asking what it was about
Hakin Oshimi > Yes I do, actually. It's secret secret.
Hakin Oshimi > /emote winks at Toymaster
Vicious Knid > lol
Toymaster > oh fine *pouts*
Hakin Oshimi > hehe, /heal noobs 4tw
Carmen Priano > Wrong channel, Hakin?
Seto Mazzarotto > :D
Seto Mazzarotto > Another one for the quote pile
Hakin Oshimi > Belay that.
Hakin Oshimi > I did not say that.
Seto Mazzarotto > Say what?
Carmen Priano > Exactly, Seto.
Jakk Graiseach > filed
Carmen Priano > Exactly.
Hakin Oshimi > My boss will have my job for that.
<PenguinOfDoom> Lake: Joining the fine lineup of useless retards, I see
<Lake> PenguinOfDoom: useless retard that's A) funny and B) really not that concerned with getting his ops status revoked for abuse, just right now.
<PenguinOfDoom> this is like a terrible soviet russia joke :/
<PenguinOfDoom> "in #eve-dev, ops troll YOU"
<Lake> hehehe
<Lake> Seriously man, you set that up perfectly. It's a bit daft to call me names for taking a swing =p
<Lake> PenguinOfDoom: useless retard that's A) funny and B) really not that concerned with getting his ops status revoked for abuse, just right now.
<PenguinOfDoom> this is like a terrible soviet russia joke :/
<PenguinOfDoom> "in #eve-dev, ops troll YOU"
<Lake> hehehe
<Lake> Seriously man, you set that up perfectly. It's a bit daft to call me names for taking a swing =p