<splintercellxxx> whatsa fleshlight ?
<splintercellxxx> dildo ?
<wizzard66> better
<Throdax|Work> omg
<Ashrah> male version of a dildo
<Throdax|Work> goggle it
<wizzard66> its like a vagina without a woman attached to it
<Ashrah> use google
<splintercellxxx> lolz
<Throdax|Work> all the advantages of a woman without the complications :P
<splintercellxxx> im not gonna google stuff thats nsfw :+
<wizzard66> aka, it wont whine for food/money/credit cards/ attention/flowers/kids/whatever but just to be cleaned out once in a while
<wizzard66> its very sfw, but you have to use it under the desk in a meeting
<wizzard66> like your secretary
<Throdax|Work> the cleaning is optional
<wizzard66> no, the secretary has to been cleaned afterwards thro
<wizzard66> ah wait.. the fleshlight
<wizzard66> sometimes it feels better when its getting sticky
* wizzard66 wnders if thats the case with the secretary too
* Throdax|Work nods
* wizzard66 realises that the other bosses would askk after a week if they work in a fish selling store
<Throdax|Work> wash it first
<splintercellxxx> dudes lolz
<wizzard66> wash the bosses?
<wizzard66> ive got more work thro, cant do taht
<Throdax|Work> well you could wash the bosses, I bet they would like, but that is besides the point
* wizzard66 hints splinter, that this is the normal thro-wizz conversation type
<wizzard66> besides what point?
<Throdax|Work> the fleshlight point
<Throdax|Work> or cavaty
<wizzard66> i never use the point
<wizzard66> i use the opening
<wizzard66> its somethig.. portugesian, yes?
<Throdax|Work> I did say cavaty
<wizzard66> well you could easily share them then, you use the point, me use the opening
<wizzard66> cheap and fun
<Throdax|Work> is that like a DP?
<wizzard66> DP
<wizzard66> like
<wizzard66> deep purple?
<Throdax|Work> double penetration
<Vittoros> wtf
<Vittoros> that's one backlog i best read
<splintercellxxx> dildo ?
<wizzard66> better
<Throdax|Work> omg
<Ashrah> male version of a dildo
<Throdax|Work> goggle it
<wizzard66> its like a vagina without a woman attached to it
<Ashrah> use google
<splintercellxxx> lolz
<Throdax|Work> all the advantages of a woman without the complications :P
<splintercellxxx> im not gonna google stuff thats nsfw :+
<wizzard66> aka, it wont whine for food/money/credit cards/ attention/flowers/kids/whatever but just to be cleaned out once in a while
<wizzard66> its very sfw, but you have to use it under the desk in a meeting
<wizzard66> like your secretary
<Throdax|Work> the cleaning is optional
<wizzard66> no, the secretary has to been cleaned afterwards thro
<wizzard66> ah wait.. the fleshlight
<wizzard66> sometimes it feels better when its getting sticky
* wizzard66 wnders if thats the case with the secretary too
* Throdax|Work nods
* wizzard66 realises that the other bosses would askk after a week if they work in a fish selling store
<Throdax|Work> wash it first
<splintercellxxx> dudes lolz
<wizzard66> wash the bosses?
<wizzard66> ive got more work thro, cant do taht
<Throdax|Work> well you could wash the bosses, I bet they would like, but that is besides the point
* wizzard66 hints splinter, that this is the normal thro-wizz conversation type
<wizzard66> besides what point?
<Throdax|Work> the fleshlight point
<Throdax|Work> or cavaty
<wizzard66> i never use the point
<wizzard66> i use the opening
<wizzard66> its somethig.. portugesian, yes?
<Throdax|Work> I did say cavaty
<wizzard66> well you could easily share them then, you use the point, me use the opening
<wizzard66> cheap and fun
<Throdax|Work> is that like a DP?
<wizzard66> DP
<wizzard66> like
<wizzard66> deep purple?
<Throdax|Work> double penetration
<Vittoros> wtf
<Vittoros> that's one backlog i best read
ChristofDeluca > cby status?
Captn Sparrow > full of assholes but at least they are blues.
Captn Sparrow > full of assholes but at least they are blues.
nemtrex > Anybody know how HED is?
William Al3x > it's good, get it as often as you can
Drilla > *ziiiing*
William Al3x > it's good, get it as often as you can
Drilla > *ziiiing*
Dust Angel > cant escrow illegal things
ShadowlordUK > meh, guess you'll either have to wait or hand them to somebody else... :)
ShadowlordUK > which thieving, dodgy pirate do you trust most? ;p
Violet Ju'wien > we're not thieving or dodgy in the slightest
ShadowlordUK > no... we are the honourable pirates... we hand everybody a receipt when we blow up their ships...
ShadowlordUK > ;p
Violet Ju'wien > not a reciept, a "get well soon" card
ShadowlordUK > Yarrrr, your intergalactic vehicle has been found contravening section 2 of the planatary parking code and will now be destroyed... yarrrrr
ShadowlordUK > meh, guess you'll either have to wait or hand them to somebody else... :)
ShadowlordUK > which thieving, dodgy pirate do you trust most? ;p
Violet Ju'wien > we're not thieving or dodgy in the slightest
ShadowlordUK > no... we are the honourable pirates... we hand everybody a receipt when we blow up their ships...
ShadowlordUK > ;p
Violet Ju'wien > not a reciept, a "get well soon" card
ShadowlordUK > Yarrrr, your intergalactic vehicle has been found contravening section 2 of the planatary parking code and will now be destroyed... yarrrrr
Dr4FT > why would you need to tell people over the internet you're trans?
Tang Tso > Why should i not be proud of who i am?
GeneralTso'sChicken > Does it matter what you are its eve
Teslin > agreed
Jareth Armada > tbh, on the internet you can just tell people you're a chick and we'll assume you're trans
Tang Tso > Why should i not be proud of who i am?
GeneralTso'sChicken > Does it matter what you are its eve
Teslin > agreed
Jareth Armada > tbh, on the internet you can just tell people you're a chick and we'll assume you're trans
<Mozzie> hehe the bubbles remind me of this roaming op that I went on with molle once. He said it would be an hour and we would all die horribly.
<Mozzie> so I stayed up til 5:30 in the morning for the op and it ended up going for like 5 hours
<Drahl> lol
<Mozzie> at the end when I was really tired we came across some bubbles and started shooting at them
<Mozzie> because I was tired I scramed one and called a point
<CamMan> lol
<Mozzie> I didn't realiese untill everyone packed up laughing
<Mozzie> so I stayed up til 5:30 in the morning for the op and it ended up going for like 5 hours
<Drahl> lol
<Mozzie> at the end when I was really tired we came across some bubbles and started shooting at them
<Mozzie> because I was tired I scramed one and called a point
<CamMan> lol
<Mozzie> I didn't realiese untill everyone packed up laughing
The Valkyrier > gallente are gay, minmatar are rejects, amarr are mad, caldari are on top
Dusk Peashooter > Caldari are robots
Dusk Peashooter > And Amarr are bald
Khelmon > caldari suck balls..each others...yeah..even their women have balls
The Valkyrier > caldari doesn't have balls
The Valkyrier > we dont need them
Dusk Peashooter > How ironic huh, since their men are pussies
Dusk Peashooter > Caldari are robots
Dusk Peashooter > And Amarr are bald
Khelmon > caldari suck balls..each others...yeah..even their women have balls
The Valkyrier > caldari doesn't have balls
The Valkyrier > we dont need them
Dusk Peashooter > How ironic huh, since their men are pussies
Captin Shlock > well all happy rock slaying
Captin Shlock > i'm out of here for the night
Kael Brahe > thnx
Natural ICE > happy cock slaying to you
Natural ICE > *rock
Captin Shlock > i'm out of here for the night
Kael Brahe > thnx
Natural ICE > happy cock slaying to you
Natural ICE > *rock
Ternesyav > I'm checking out this game on the free trial
Rollory > as did we all
Jack Folstam > be prepared for insanity tern :)
Dtech > shhh
Ternesyav > I used to play SWG - I like the crafting side
Dtech > let it be a surprise
Jack Folstam > lets open the initial volley with one of Dtech's links
Ternesyav > hi crazies, nice to meet you...
Jack Folstam > http:/ / www.ansaman.com / hamsterporn.jpg
Ternesyav > thanks!
Jack Folstam > scarily, that's one of the less eye-harmful ones
Ternesyav > cute
Ternesyav > haha
Sabathan > sigh
Sabathan > i miss having sex with my hamster
Jack Folstam > o.0
Sabathan > i mean
Sabathan > girlfriend
Jack Folstam > /emote stuffs sab full of zebra mussels
Sabathan > did i say hamster
Dtech > /emote steps away from Sab
Sabathan > cause i didn't mean that
Jack Folstam > /emote throws a net on sab
Gangus > o.O
Sabathan > <---not richard gere
Rollory > as did we all
Jack Folstam > be prepared for insanity tern :)
Dtech > shhh
Ternesyav > I used to play SWG - I like the crafting side
Dtech > let it be a surprise
Jack Folstam > lets open the initial volley with one of Dtech's links
Ternesyav > hi crazies, nice to meet you...
Jack Folstam > http:/ / www.ansaman.com / hamsterporn.jpg
Ternesyav > thanks!
Jack Folstam > scarily, that's one of the less eye-harmful ones
Ternesyav > cute
Ternesyav > haha
Sabathan > sigh
Sabathan > i miss having sex with my hamster
Jack Folstam > o.0
Sabathan > i mean
Sabathan > girlfriend
Jack Folstam > /emote stuffs sab full of zebra mussels
Sabathan > did i say hamster
Dtech > /emote steps away from Sab
Sabathan > cause i didn't mean that
Jack Folstam > /emote throws a net on sab
Gangus > o.O
Sabathan > <---not richard gere
Varissa Maybury > OH! You mean that being a woman thing....
Packtu'sa > Yeah. THat.
Tobin Shalim > yea, didn't you say you had something in mind last night with your camera?
Tobin Shalim > something about boobies?
Packtu'sa > We've already been over this, boobies are not proof!!
Varissa Maybury > got it right now. An NO BOOBIES
Packtu'sa > Yeah. THat.
Tobin Shalim > yea, didn't you say you had something in mind last night with your camera?
Tobin Shalim > something about boobies?
Packtu'sa > We've already been over this, boobies are not proof!!
Varissa Maybury > got it right now. An NO BOOBIES