Sneeze100 > hi again local how many will say hi this time
Sneeze100 > i say 2
Necrolyte2 > greetings sailor
Lozboz > hihi
Sneeze100 > how did you no i am a sailor
Kehmor > you walk funny and you can't sit down
Sneeze100 > i say 2
Necrolyte2 > greetings sailor
Lozboz > hihi
Sneeze100 > how did you no i am a sailor
Kehmor > you walk funny and you can't sit down
QTab > I think oposable thumbs is prolly where it all went wrong
QTab > if human beings hadn't developed oposable thumbs they wouldn't have invented telephones ... and if they hadn't invented telephones my mother wouldn't be able to continue bugging me even after I've moved across the country to avoid exactly such bugging
QTab > hence I arrive at the conclusion that if human beings didn't have oposable thumbs I would have more EVE time
QTab > I demand you show your alegiance by cutting off your thumbs
Manerethen > ...............
Manerethen > Is Ali afk?
Ali Para > on fone m8
Manerethen > ok
quik 83 > sounding like dogbert qtab :)
QTab > if you cut off your thumbs and convince two other ppl to cut of their thumbs and to each convince 2 more ect. ect ect. then eventualy mankind won't have telephones and my mother will stop bugging me
Manerethen > OK np
Manerethen > rofl
Manerethen > Good reasoning
QTab > I think it's pretty airtight
QTab > on the other hand ..... if mankind had no telephones then my mother might get an EVE account and join the alliance and thus creating a whole new way to bug me
Manerethen > rofl
quik 83 > will be worth it to pod her
Jimmy Loan > well if that happens i am out of here
Manerethen > Nah podding fta
Manerethen > *ftw
QTab > reptiles have it the best .... their parents fuck off before they hatch and never return
Jimmy Loan > lol
QTab > /emote decides to contact a plastic surgeon tomorrow to see if he can get some scales grafted
Manerethen > rofl
QTab > if human beings hadn't developed oposable thumbs they wouldn't have invented telephones ... and if they hadn't invented telephones my mother wouldn't be able to continue bugging me even after I've moved across the country to avoid exactly such bugging
QTab > hence I arrive at the conclusion that if human beings didn't have oposable thumbs I would have more EVE time
QTab > I demand you show your alegiance by cutting off your thumbs
Manerethen > ...............
Manerethen > Is Ali afk?
Ali Para > on fone m8
Manerethen > ok
quik 83 > sounding like dogbert qtab :)
QTab > if you cut off your thumbs and convince two other ppl to cut of their thumbs and to each convince 2 more ect. ect ect. then eventualy mankind won't have telephones and my mother will stop bugging me
Manerethen > OK np
Manerethen > rofl
Manerethen > Good reasoning
QTab > I think it's pretty airtight
QTab > on the other hand ..... if mankind had no telephones then my mother might get an EVE account and join the alliance and thus creating a whole new way to bug me
Manerethen > rofl
quik 83 > will be worth it to pod her
Jimmy Loan > well if that happens i am out of here
Manerethen > Nah podding fta
Manerethen > *ftw
QTab > reptiles have it the best .... their parents fuck off before they hatch and never return
Jimmy Loan > lol
QTab > /emote decides to contact a plastic surgeon tomorrow to see if he can get some scales grafted
Manerethen > rofl
EVE System > Channel changed to V-3YG7 Local Channel
MidnightWyvern > Huntr, if you're in the same alliance as that Sabre pilot who was in here, you should probably tell him I just DLed a shit-load of lesbian porn, so I can hang out here all night
muraini > ithink i joined loacl at the perfect time
MidnightWyvern > Huntr, if you're in the same alliance as that Sabre pilot who was in here, you should probably tell him I just DLed a shit-load of lesbian porn, so I can hang out here all night
muraini > ithink i joined loacl at the perfect time
Otocinclus > omg
Otocinclus > my geckos will eat while inside of a shoebox
Otocinclus > feeding process SIMPLIFIED
Otocinclus > add geckos, add crickets, put box next to computer, geckos fed.
Bryan Havoc > that's exactly how I feed my daughter
CAAN0N > how do u normally feed the geckos?
Bryan Havoc > he usually feeds them with his nipples
Otocinclus > wat
Otocinclus > normally i just put the crickets into the terrarium
Otocinclus > but i have to remove all the wood and stuff
Otocinclus > and sometimes they can't find the crickets
Otocinclus > so then i have to remove my shirt and breastfeed them
Bryan Havoc > I am loling
Scordette > If they can't find them why worry about it?
Scordette > They'll find them eventually.
Otocinclus > but
Otocinclus > what if they don't?
Otocinclus > what if they starve?
Scordette > Tey will.
Scordette > The crickets will get hungry and go searching for food.
Scordette > THEN BAM
Scordette > TAKE THAT YOU CRICKET SCUM
Otocinclus > SUDDENLY GECKOS
Bryan Havoc > crickets don't get hungry... they get even.
Otocinclus > ^
Otocinclus > crickets actually have pretty powerful jaws
Otocinclus > and since the geckos are asleep 23.9 hours of the day
Otocinclus > they can get bitter
Otocinclus > bitten*
Scordette > Then it will become a cricket terrarium
Scordette > And you'll have to start feeding them geckos
Otocinclus > :|
Otocinclus > do not want
Otocinclus > my geckos will eat while inside of a shoebox
Otocinclus > feeding process SIMPLIFIED
Otocinclus > add geckos, add crickets, put box next to computer, geckos fed.
Bryan Havoc > that's exactly how I feed my daughter
CAAN0N > how do u normally feed the geckos?
Bryan Havoc > he usually feeds them with his nipples
Otocinclus > wat
Otocinclus > normally i just put the crickets into the terrarium
Otocinclus > but i have to remove all the wood and stuff
Otocinclus > and sometimes they can't find the crickets
Otocinclus > so then i have to remove my shirt and breastfeed them
Bryan Havoc > I am loling
Scordette > If they can't find them why worry about it?
Scordette > They'll find them eventually.
Otocinclus > but
Otocinclus > what if they don't?
Otocinclus > what if they starve?
Scordette > Tey will.
Scordette > The crickets will get hungry and go searching for food.
Scordette > THEN BAM
Scordette > TAKE THAT YOU CRICKET SCUM
Otocinclus > SUDDENLY GECKOS
Bryan Havoc > crickets don't get hungry... they get even.
Otocinclus > ^
Otocinclus > crickets actually have pretty powerful jaws
Otocinclus > and since the geckos are asleep 23.9 hours of the day
Otocinclus > they can get bitter
Otocinclus > bitten*
Scordette > Then it will become a cricket terrarium
Scordette > And you'll have to start feeding them geckos
Otocinclus > :|
Otocinclus > do not want
Andrew Gunn > for the record Electronic Warfare Drone Interfacing adds 3km control range to ALL drones per level
j0rz > LIES
Andrew Gunn > I don't lie
Andrew Gunn > unless it's profitable
Andrew Gunn > or fun
Andrew Gunn > or I'm drunk
j0rz > LIES
Andrew Gunn > I don't lie
Andrew Gunn > unless it's profitable
Andrew Gunn > or fun
Andrew Gunn > or I'm drunk
EVE System > Channel changed to J7A-UR Local Channel
Gunsnroses > wtf
Gunsnroses > how did i die
Gunsnroses > i was cloaked
Spikester > decloaked you
Gunsnroses > how?
Gunsnroses > How would you have found me?
Gunsnroses > wtf
Gunsnroses > i was fucking taking a shit
Gunsnroses > wtf
Gunsnroses > how did i die
Gunsnroses > i was cloaked
Spikester > decloaked you
Gunsnroses > how?
Gunsnroses > How would you have found me?
Gunsnroses > wtf
Gunsnroses > i was fucking taking a shit
Jack Norris > if anybody ask, im just testing concord response time in wh systems
Alida Cole > what concord?
Jack Norris > i dunno, im still waiting for them to show up
Alida Cole > what concord?
Jack Norris > i dunno, im still waiting for them to show up
Buddhabytes > umm crab sticks dipped in tartare sauce 4tw
Splunk jamma > you r wrong budd
Buddhabytes > try it its well nice
Splunk jamma > you can get that stinking shit outta my face
Buddhabytes > ok but if i do will you try crab sticks in tartare sauce?
Splunk jamma > you r wrong budd
Buddhabytes > try it its well nice
Splunk jamma > you can get that stinking shit outta my face
Buddhabytes > ok but if i do will you try crab sticks in tartare sauce?
trina1 > Does anybody know how to play this game?
Tebrion > Disc, this is fleet coma. Stop being retarded
discrodia > This from a guy who asked out an off-duty hooker who then stole his PS3?
discrodia > This from a guy who asked out an off-duty hooker who then stole his PS3?