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Jed Clampett > Faction strategy 101 -- T2 Battleships might not be able to go into Level 1 and Level 2 but they can sure gate camp the door outside
<Ulviirala> Look at your beer, now look at me, look back at your beer, now back at me, you could drink that beer if you were me. Now look back at your beer, your beer is now empty. I'm in a bar.
Obsidian Hawk > hey duckey's WT's, he has a fetish for cheap strippers and booze. now you can lay a trap for him
Willa Murdoc > shit, no comment
Duckeye > lies, willa isn't a stripper
Duckeye > ...professionally
Willa Murdoc > lol
Willa Murdoc > it's a hobbie
Obsidian Hawk > her idea of stripping is beatin you over the head with a chair and taking all yoru clothes off
Willa Murdoc > lol
Lyandark > Efficient.
Willa Murdoc > Works
Duckeye > as I recall it was a wine bottle, and she's the reason why I have 3 nuts now, she split one in half
Willa Murdoc > lol
Obsidian Hawk > do all 3 work?
Duckeye > no, no... just one... just one...
Deva Blackfire > question: what happens if you accidentaly hit a can in cosmos plex?
FalconHawk > can of another player?
Deva Blackfire > concordokken?
Deva Blackfire > nah - plex one
FalconHawk > plex one should be no prob, can of other player ...*plop*
MASTER SARDELLI > ;p
FalconHawk > nothing better than using smarty and hit another players drone
Argentarius > you need a donut chaff dispenser to distract concord
Deva Blackfire > :)
Kyp13 > what's a word to attract one's attention
Kyp13 > like to convince them to pay attention
Azia Burgi > BOOBIES!
Kyp13 > ...
Kyp13 > k
mixxE > let the Autopilot do its job ;)
3nforcer > fuck the autopilot..........
mixxE > 3, the autopilot is a computer. Pev
mixxE > *Perv
* 3nforcer switching of the autopilot and doing it manually
* 3nforcer fucking the autopilot "damn ur so hard and cold"
Leo709 > eww
Leo709 > you sick ******
* 3nforcer is looking at the big bump on the autopilot "looks like youve had enough"
Leo709 > yes
Ubel Feuer > my friend called and asked if I wanted to do anything at 10:30 PM (right now) and I said I couldn't. It sounded like he was holding back tears or something.
Kael Brahe > and yet you're still on EVE
Kraal Rokviente > HOLD gate
Mibman Mehr > my ship has no grabber so i cannot hold the gate
Raven Karrde > sir second life? what is this you speak of?
Raven Karrde > for me i have regular nightmares of this life of "work" in an office i think they call it... but when i wake up i hug my mining lasers and forget the pain
Javonite > lol
Scarcus > i prefer to hug my strippers...
Yyrkoon > your 25mm staple gun strikes "the boss" <idiot> [overpaid] perfectly., wrecking for YOUREFIRED damage
Javonite > I've heard those nightmares comes from glitches when you get podded
and the brainwave patterns are transferred to the clone.
Col OatmealMan > MY DOG IS EATING MY CHAIR WHEEL
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