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Thev Sonata: okay so, that corp that lost the Hel, was the same corp that a year ago killed my Crow
Funless Saisima: fair trade I think
DuTot> WTF T3 BPO
DuTot> WTB
DuTot> WTS
DuTot> Geez, WTS T3 BPO
Cadela Fria > ɓuɪʎɐs əɹəʍ ʎəɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍəuʞ ɪ ɥsɪʍ ɪ uɪɐɓɐ ɥsɪuɐds ɓuɪʞɐəds əɹɐ ƿɐəɥ ʎɯ uɪ səɔɪoʌ əɥʇ
Cyrien > O.o
CanisNubilus > excuse fria she is possezed
Cadela Fria > Sorry my keyboard was upside down
Jinx Denton > ooh, I just found either a pube or a strand of facial hair in my pizza
Michael Blackthorne > mmm wai wat
Shae Tiann > either way, smebody's not been shaving
Jinx Denton > I'm not worried, I baked it myself.
Shae Tiann > heehee
Atlanton Marcus > Doesn't that have protein or something?
Jinx Denton > keratine
Shae Tiann > yup
Atlanton Marcus > It also acts as a fiber
Atlanton Marcus > Firms up the bowels.
Atlanton Marcus > So there's no reason to complain about pubes in your teeth.
Atlanton Marcus > It's actually a dietary supplement.
Shae Tiann > hehe
Jinx Denton > Not to mention the dental hygene of flossing
Atlanton Marcus > Indeed.
Jinx Denton > Why do you think lesbians always have such good teeth?
Atlanton Marcus > It's much more natural, and less likely to irritate the gums.
Shae Tiann > I hadn't thought of that
Atlanton Marcus > So in fact, we're advocating the bush.
Spasmod > flossing with pubes is the most natural way
Atlanton Marcus > For the health of humanity.
Michael Blackthorne > vote for bush
Atlanton Marcus > Just like an intact foreskin is essential to preserving the nutritional qualities of smegma
weedmasta > ow gowd
Jinx Denton > To be fair, I prefer bad teeth over rugburn
BeAHotDogNow > why is it that the ship ur shooting at is almost always the last to actually start shooting back?
Par'Gellen > i have thought that EXACT same question before!
Par'Gellen > it's a good one
Par'Gellen > "Sir we're hit! I dropped my beer and will retarget and attack as soon as I finish mopping it up!"
Par'Gellen > or in the case of minmatarr "OW! I bang head! Him got big gun and shot us! THE DAMN FIRING LEVER BROKE OFF!!!" *grabs duct tape*
Gerdan BloodELF > who is building your ships?
Gerdan BloodELF > ara cannot build them for 12 days
Mr Bright > can u build the loki?
Tiberius Horde > I can make macaroni sculptures
Tiberius Horde > make great center pieces
Mighty Dread > EVE is Hell. Your goal is to find which room has the best air conditioning
<+Ulviirala> how does a minmatar tackle your ship?
<+Ulviirala> he gets a rope and ties it to the stargate
<@HellGremlin> I found a town full of incest cannibals in fallout 3
<Rooker> You're not far from where I live now then
Mr Nohair > my mum thought eve was a sex game like playboy the mansion coz eve was the first female
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