Leon 026 > damn territorialist pig dog!
Leon 026 > :D
Taes Valkiir > GET OUT OF MY SYSTEM.
Davlos > We will wardec you
Davlos > And drive you out of your system
Davlos > Because we're improving your gameplay.
Leon 026 > :D
Taes Valkiir > GET OUT OF MY SYSTEM.
Davlos > We will wardec you
Davlos > And drive you out of your system
Davlos > Because we're improving your gameplay.
EVE System > Channel changed to Maila Local Channel
Azia Burgi > last low sec system, if these guys realised i had 80mil of stuff in my hold i'd be in serious shit
Azia Burgi > bollocks
Azia Burgi > wrong window
Azia Burgi > /emote waves her hand jedi style "this is not the cormorant you are looking for..."
Azia Burgi > last low sec system, if these guys realised i had 80mil of stuff in my hold i'd be in serious shit
Azia Burgi > bollocks
Azia Burgi > wrong window
Azia Burgi > /emote waves her hand jedi style "this is not the cormorant you are looking for..."
Dust Angel > cant escrow illegal things
ShadowlordUK > meh, guess you'll either have to wait or hand them to somebody else... :)
ShadowlordUK > which thieving, dodgy pirate do you trust most? ;p
Violet Ju'wien > we're not thieving or dodgy in the slightest
ShadowlordUK > no... we are the honourable pirates... we hand everybody a receipt when we blow up their ships...
ShadowlordUK > ;p
Violet Ju'wien > not a reciept, a "get well soon" card
ShadowlordUK > Yarrrr, your intergalactic vehicle has been found contravening section 2 of the planatary parking code and will now be destroyed... yarrrrr
ShadowlordUK > meh, guess you'll either have to wait or hand them to somebody else... :)
ShadowlordUK > which thieving, dodgy pirate do you trust most? ;p
Violet Ju'wien > we're not thieving or dodgy in the slightest
ShadowlordUK > no... we are the honourable pirates... we hand everybody a receipt when we blow up their ships...
ShadowlordUK > ;p
Violet Ju'wien > not a reciept, a "get well soon" card
ShadowlordUK > Yarrrr, your intergalactic vehicle has been found contravening section 2 of the planatary parking code and will now be destroyed... yarrrrr
Borderjumper > btw ill try to be down here in a few hours with my mining barge,so if someone, enyone whats to get a mining opt going ill be goingafter the herb inthe fields, so convo Borderjumper if intrested in some of that action
Verizana > you are not tempting me are you?
Verizana > you are not tempting me are you?
Gottii > nah thats fine
Gottii > sorry bro...on patrol...eve mail me the details?
* Sard wishes Gottii was patrolling his borders
Gottii > Sard I bet you say that to all the anti-pirates
* Sard eyerolls
Sard > ...
Sard > yeeaaaah I do
Mata > They hunted each other through lawless space - baiting, probing - in pursuit of the ultimate explosive climax.
Mata > Sard seeks "border incident" with Gottii.
Gottii > lol next Interstellar intrigue?
Gottii > sorry bro...on patrol...eve mail me the details?
* Sard wishes Gottii was patrolling his borders
Gottii > Sard I bet you say that to all the anti-pirates
* Sard eyerolls
Sard > ...
Sard > yeeaaaah I do
Mata > They hunted each other through lawless space - baiting, probing - in pursuit of the ultimate explosive climax.
Mata > Sard seeks "border incident" with Gottii.
Gottii > lol next Interstellar intrigue?
<Levin> i suck because i dont screenshot and post everything i do
<Levin> all the time
<Levin> because you know
<Levin> everyone respects you for doing that
<Kayosoni> yes
<Kayosoni> idd
<Levin> all the time
<Levin> because you know
<Levin> everyone respects you for doing that
<Kayosoni> yes
<Kayosoni> idd
hired goon > i hate it when you get a itch on the side of your nob
hired goon > but when you scratch it you get a boner
Jango Revas > nice
Sarmaul > in the bio it goes
Jango Revas > its worse when its under ya bell end
zeligs > not good
DARKLING > depends who u get to scratch it
Jango Revas > my wife with her tonge
DARKLING > too rough
DARKLING > errrm
DARKLING > nm
DARKLING > forget I said that ;)
Jango Revas > lol
Jango Revas > so you have seen her then
Ackia > omgrawr
Kraeze > lol
hired goon > but when you scratch it you get a boner
Jango Revas > nice
Sarmaul > in the bio it goes
Jango Revas > its worse when its under ya bell end
zeligs > not good
DARKLING > depends who u get to scratch it
Jango Revas > my wife with her tonge
DARKLING > too rough
DARKLING > errrm
DARKLING > nm
DARKLING > forget I said that ;)
Jango Revas > lol
Jango Revas > so you have seen her then
Ackia > omgrawr
Kraeze > lol
Witchking > well it was in Scotland
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
turquois > so every bugger knows
Witchking > on a business trip.................
Witchking > at a bar
Fast Eddie > /emote nods
Witchking > it was late
turquois > /emote giggles to herself, knowing where this story is going
Witchking > had a few to drink
Witchking > and a few ladies returned from an evening meal in Stirling
Witchking > now since they depated earlier that evening I had struck up a conversation with another chap at the bar and we were getting on just quite swell
Witchking > we both smiled when they returned...
Witchking > there was obviously an age difference in the two ladies, one around the mid twenties, the other around the mid thirties!
Witchking > since this matched myself and my new comrade we took it upon oursels to intoduce ourselves
Witchking > the beer flowed, the whisky ran freely, the jokes got a little more suggestive as each hour passed
turquois > dont try and blame the booze you
Witchking > at 2am, after 4 hours drinking and cojoling the bar closed so we all retired to the lounge......
Witchking > the inevitable happened...we paired off :-)
Witchking > My friend with the younger of the two fair maidens and me with the other....
Witchking > /emote leaves it to the wicked imagination of turq and others to fillin the next 45 minutes, no make that 2 hours :)
turquois > lmao
Witchking > i returned to my room weary and tired.....
Witchking > downstairs at breakfast was the other pair, but my 'partner' was still asleep!
Witchking > we got talking again, actually found out they where both students at the local Uni studying psycology
Witchking > then the event happened, that single most earth shattering moment that stunned me like a poor little rabbit in the headlights of an 40 ton eddie stobart truck......
turquois > LOL
Witchking > Charlotte, for that was the young maidens name casually dropped into the conversation that her (and my!) friend had just become a grandmother...........
Witchking > eh? i thought, she's a bit young to be a grandmother, nnot actually impossible but still quite young
Witchking > then it dawned upon me
Witchking > so i asked, how old was my sleeping beauty of a friend
Witchking > "Oh in her late fifties I think"
Witchking > was the reply
turquois > /emote bursts out laughing again
Witchking > she was older than my mother
Witchking > my mother for gods sake
turquois > now witchy - tell them how old you are dear
RedeyeAce > wasnt expecting that.. i thought u were gonna say fourties
Fast Eddie > /emote shakes his head
Witchking > now i'm the princly age of 34, so thats a pretty big difference
Witchking > but she honestly looed around 35-38!
Witchking > *looked
turquois > /emote nearly wets herself laughing
Witchking > needless to say i have so far ignored 2 phone calls now!
Witchking > and still get queesy when queing behind OAP's at the post office when posting things
turquois > LOL
Witchking > henceforth i will be everknown as "Granny Grabber"
Witchking > /emote runs off to get a very large brandy to calm his nerve's
Witchking > Oh no thats nowhere near the worst of it.......i contiinue
Fast Eddie > Oh goodie!
Witchking > I am on annual leave at the moment and checked my email yeasterday
Witchking > apparently the fault i went to fix a few weeks ago has re-occured and they have me booked at the same site agin next wed-fri.
Witchking > they have used the same hote (as we are in a contract with them)
Witchking > and i'm sure, somewherein the drunken convo's that someone said the two girls where semi-permnant residents at the hotel
Witchking > they are using it as a residence as they study.......
Witchking > anyone live in Stirling so i can crash at their place?
turquois > bit far....
Witchking > damn damn damn you all........
Witchking > /emote has just had a VERY wicked thought
turquois > go on,,,,,
Witchking > /emote wonders that if he uses said number of stalking scotch girl
Witchking > and text's the following.....she may rebuke him forever :-)
Witchking > "Hi, nice to here from you, had a great time a few weeks ago, but just had a check-up atthe docs. You may want to go to the clinic yourself! Thanks again. T"
turquois > lmfao
turquois > you evil git
Witchking > :)
Witchking > yes yes yes ... a plan a real plan that might just work !
Fast Eddie > Well Witch, there is one ray of sunshine in the whole sordid affair.. and I'm picking my words carefully...
Witchking > continue.....
Fast Eddie > You can be reasonably sure she didn't get pregnant. :)
turquois > LMFAO
Witchking > Noooooooooooo
Witchking > it'll just be my luck to have located the planets only late 50 somthing pre-menopausal woman!
Witchking > i'd have to marry her
Witchking > then i'd be a step father to someone the same age as me
Witchking > /emote wants off the merry-go-round now please!
Witchking > /emote rocks back and forthi n chair clutching head singing "Daisy Daisy , giv eme your answer do...."
mystiq pwnzorg > my pc is fucked up
mystiq pwnzorg > if you touch my chasis, you will feel electricity comming thru...
Bluesoul > Fuck electricity, find some targets!
mystiq pwnzorg > if you touch my chasis, you will feel electricity comming thru...
Bluesoul > Fuck electricity, find some targets!
Diao Can > hi
Kesper North > Hi. Did you petition CCP? I accepted your app but it never went active.
Diao Can > yes
Kesper North > Heard anything?
Diao Can > no
Kesper North > takes a few days sometimes
Diao Can > He says nothing
Kesper North > Hm, well, be patient I'm sure you'll hear something soon, in the meantime try putting in a new app
Diao Can > I joined V3 alliance just 24H in the past
Kesper North > V3? Veni Vidi Vici?
Diao Can > yes
Diao Can > I go to apply to join your alliance now, right?
Kesper North > Uh
Kesper North > No?
Kesper North > You can't be in two alliances at once
Diao Can > yes?
Kesper North > If you just joined Veni Vidi Vici you can't be in my alliance.
Diao Can > no
Diao Can > Before me
Kesper North > I am so confused
Diao Can > ioi
Diao Can > I must join your alliance
Kesper North > Yeah, no.
(( Diao Can leaves local abruptly. ))
Mazlinn > im confused
Kesper North > Me too.
Kesper North > So I just gave up and podded him.
Mazlinn > lol
BoBorena > good call
Mazlinn > should of let me do it
BoBorena > podding is a good way to end a confusing conversation
Ben Ammon > at least its a definitive statement
Kesper North > Hi. Did you petition CCP? I accepted your app but it never went active.
Diao Can > yes
Kesper North > Heard anything?
Diao Can > no
Kesper North > takes a few days sometimes
Diao Can > He says nothing
Kesper North > Hm, well, be patient I'm sure you'll hear something soon, in the meantime try putting in a new app
Diao Can > I joined V3 alliance just 24H in the past
Kesper North > V3? Veni Vidi Vici?
Diao Can > yes
Diao Can > I go to apply to join your alliance now, right?
Kesper North > Uh
Kesper North > No?
Kesper North > You can't be in two alliances at once
Diao Can > yes?
Kesper North > If you just joined Veni Vidi Vici you can't be in my alliance.
Diao Can > no
Diao Can > Before me
Kesper North > I am so confused
Diao Can > ioi
Diao Can > I must join your alliance
Kesper North > Yeah, no.
(( Diao Can leaves local abruptly. ))
Mazlinn > im confused
Kesper North > Me too.
Kesper North > So I just gave up and podded him.
Mazlinn > lol
BoBorena > good call
Mazlinn > should of let me do it
BoBorena > podding is a good way to end a confusing conversation
Ben Ammon > at least its a definitive statement