Taes Valkiir > tomahawk bliss is the john madden of EVE.
Taes Valkiir > always commenting, but rarely intelligent.
Taes Valkiir > always commenting, but rarely intelligent.
ragman1 > your corp member just agres in dnr
Anslo > Hello sir. We're members of the Scope's deep combat expeditionary unit. How are you doing today?
ragman1 >Scope Works just fired on a member of the YF
Anslo > We are investigating alleged claims of Yulai Federation actions against members of the Amarr royal family. The 'attack' was an aggressive investigative technique. Please do not brand it as anything else.
ragman1 > tell Scope Works to stand down or your corp will become red
Anslo > Sir, we are attempting to obtain a statement regarding the buggery of the Amarr royal family. Military actions against journalistic organizations is frowned upon. We simply want a statement
Anslo > THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
ragman1 > they fired on Lugherty
ragman1 > he was minning
Anslo > Lugherty was one of our interviewee's. We can assure you he was not mining. We simply wanted a statement and proceeded to agress our Journalism Vessels with grossly out of season shoes.
Anslo > Fashion is very important to the Gallente, you know.
ragman1 > WTF does that mean ?
ragman1 > this is nrds space your corp members are playing in
Anslo > It means you need to ensure your employees are kept up to code on proper fashion protocol. Why I never experienced such offensive fronts to haute coutre.
Anslo > We simply wanted a statement confirming or denying rumors that Yulai Federation Leadership was involved in a mass orgy with the Empress of Amarr. That's all.
ragman1 > one more time im going to ask you to leave yf space in ten min ore we will turn you red
Anslo > WE JUST WANT A STATEMENT SIR THAT'S ALL WE ASK. IS IT TRUE YOU GIGGIDIED THE EMPRESS' GASHMOYGAN WITH YOUR DIGGIGLY?
Anslo > THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!
Anslo > Hello sir. We're members of the Scope's deep combat expeditionary unit. How are you doing today?
ragman1 >Scope Works just fired on a member of the YF
Anslo > We are investigating alleged claims of Yulai Federation actions against members of the Amarr royal family. The 'attack' was an aggressive investigative technique. Please do not brand it as anything else.
ragman1 > tell Scope Works to stand down or your corp will become red
Anslo > Sir, we are attempting to obtain a statement regarding the buggery of the Amarr royal family. Military actions against journalistic organizations is frowned upon. We simply want a statement
Anslo > THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW
ragman1 > they fired on Lugherty
ragman1 > he was minning
Anslo > Lugherty was one of our interviewee's. We can assure you he was not mining. We simply wanted a statement and proceeded to agress our Journalism Vessels with grossly out of season shoes.
Anslo > Fashion is very important to the Gallente, you know.
ragman1 > WTF does that mean ?
ragman1 > this is nrds space your corp members are playing in
Anslo > It means you need to ensure your employees are kept up to code on proper fashion protocol. Why I never experienced such offensive fronts to haute coutre.
Anslo > We simply wanted a statement confirming or denying rumors that Yulai Federation Leadership was involved in a mass orgy with the Empress of Amarr. That's all.
ragman1 > one more time im going to ask you to leave yf space in ten min ore we will turn you red
Anslo > WE JUST WANT A STATEMENT SIR THAT'S ALL WE ASK. IS IT TRUE YOU GIGGIDIED THE EMPRESS' GASHMOYGAN WITH YOUR DIGGIGLY?
Anslo > THE PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW!!
Gamble Dakota > on saturday, I had my girlfriend's shirt off right
Gamble Dakota > and I was kissing her neck
Gamble Dakota > and I was like half asleep
Gamble Dakota > so I said "Shit, I hope I can run this indefinitely without power relays"
andeh33 > ...
Gamble Dakota > and I swear to god I was looking through the eve hud
andeh33 > im bio'ing that.
Gamble Dakota > my cap was going down real fast too, I said mumbled some stuff about being nossed and then rolled off and fell asleep
Gamble Dakota > and I was kissing her neck
Gamble Dakota > and I was like half asleep
Gamble Dakota > so I said "Shit, I hope I can run this indefinitely without power relays"
andeh33 > ...
Gamble Dakota > and I swear to god I was looking through the eve hud
andeh33 > im bio'ing that.
Gamble Dakota > my cap was going down real fast too, I said mumbled some stuff about being nossed and then rolled off and fell asleep
<MrBlades> Gal ... you actually look almost exactly as I imagined you
<Galazar> lol
<Galazar> really
<Galazar> well...
<Galazar> congrats on that
* Galazar pats MrBlades on the back
<Galazar> ....
<MrBlades> Yeah im kinda impressed
<Galazar> really
<Galazar> why
<Galazar> impressed with my dashing looks
<Galazar> or your incredible powers of imagination
<MrBlades> If I was a girl and you wasnt a poof, or if I was was a poof Id let you have your way with me
<Galazar> lol
<Galazar> really
<Galazar> well...
<Galazar> congrats on that
* Galazar pats MrBlades on the back
<Galazar> ....
<MrBlades> Yeah im kinda impressed
<Galazar> really
<Galazar> why
<Galazar> impressed with my dashing looks
<Galazar> or your incredible powers of imagination
<MrBlades> If I was a girl and you wasnt a poof, or if I was was a poof Id let you have your way with me
Sakura Nihil > By the way, wanna buy your loot back?
Eht namrezzY > not after your dirty baby-eating pirate hands have touched my modules
Eht namrezzY > not after your dirty baby-eating pirate hands have touched my modules
Ilfar > Ohhh, it's the Eve music! I thought I had left a porn clip running on loop in the background or something...
<RangerXT> c'mon, I'm factioned up to my eyeballs
<Kayosoni> so?
<Kayosoni> jam you
<Kayosoni> neut you
<Kayosoni> you'll die in 30 seconds
<RangerXT> neut?
<Kayosoni> -500 cap nos
<Kayosoni> except it doesn't suck
<Kayosoni> so?
<Kayosoni> jam you
<Kayosoni> neut you
<Kayosoni> you'll die in 30 seconds
<RangerXT> neut?
<Kayosoni> -500 cap nos
<Kayosoni> except it doesn't suck
Arasul > brb
Arasul > back
Ariartus > welcome back
Arasul > that was perhaps too shor a time too justify a brb sorry
Migrond Aramath > yes damn you!
Arasul > i left my typing skills in the fridge aswell
Migrond Aramath > how dare you mistype
Arasul > im living on the edge
Ariartus > fine go away forlonger
Arasul > never!
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > this is an outrage
Arasul > im going to the union
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > I* am in shock
Ariartus > someone actually has channel rights
Arasul > nevermind channel rights ari
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > what about our human rights
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > lol
Ariartus > I think he drunk all the quafe
Arasul > lol :)
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > I can't help it its amusing
Krole > am i allowed to giggle at the rules?
Krole > or perhaps chuckle?
Arasul > i am very entertained by this mig see this is why we need you back
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > well then I guess its official I am a rule breaker
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rules" by Migrond Aramath
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > this is tyrany!
Krole > /emote snuggles the rules with his moustache.
Ariartus > omg Aras ifyou had been afk for 4 mins non of this would have happened
Mars Orestes > o/
Arasul > that trip to the fridge was the match that has started the fires of revolution tho ari.. or something.
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules.-If you have a problem with these rules, take them to Arasul, rumor has it, its all his fault." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > omg he is turning the people against me!
R'ianna > haha
Ariartus > LOL
Migrond Aramath > this is very easy, is this how tyrants live?
Arasul > er yes i believe so
Ariartus > aparently
R'ianna > except they also kill anyone who disagrees :P
Arasul > SHHHHHH
R'ianna > which can be arranged -.-
R'ianna > (see how Im setting myself up as a tyrants henchman - they get sweet deals)
G3ntle > o/
R'ianna > o/
Migrond Aramath > o
Arasul > o/ gentle
Ariartus > o
G3ntle > what transpires this evenin?
Ariartus > migrond is taking over the channel
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules.-If you have a problem with these rules, take them to Arasul, rumor has it, its all his fault.-No asking questions"
Arasul > back
Ariartus > welcome back
Arasul > that was perhaps too shor a time too justify a brb sorry
Migrond Aramath > yes damn you!
Arasul > i left my typing skills in the fridge aswell
Migrond Aramath > how dare you mistype
Arasul > im living on the edge
Ariartus > fine go away forlonger
Arasul > never!
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > this is an outrage
Arasul > im going to the union
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > I* am in shock
Ariartus > someone actually has channel rights
Arasul > nevermind channel rights ari
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > what about our human rights
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > lol
Ariartus > I think he drunk all the quafe
Arasul > lol :)
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > I can't help it its amusing
Krole > am i allowed to giggle at the rules?
Krole > or perhaps chuckle?
Arasul > i am very entertained by this mig see this is why we need you back
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!" by Migrond Aramath
Ariartus > well then I guess its official I am a rule breaker
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rules" by Migrond Aramath
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > this is tyrany!
Krole > /emote snuggles the rules with his moustache.
Ariartus > omg Aras ifyou had been afk for 4 mins non of this would have happened
Mars Orestes > o/
Arasul > that trip to the fridge was the match that has started the fires of revolution tho ari.. or something.
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules.-If you have a problem with these rules, take them to Arasul, rumor has it, its all his fault." by Migrond Aramath
Arasul > omg he is turning the people against me!
R'ianna > haha
Ariartus > LOL
Migrond Aramath > this is very easy, is this how tyrants live?
Arasul > er yes i believe so
Ariartus > aparently
R'ianna > except they also kill anyone who disagrees :P
Arasul > SHHHHHH
R'ianna > which can be arranged -.-
R'ianna > (see how Im setting myself up as a tyrants henchman - they get sweet deals)
G3ntle > o/
R'ianna > o/
Migrond Aramath > o
Arasul > o/ gentle
Ariartus > o
G3ntle > what transpires this evenin?
Ariartus > migrond is taking over the channel
EVE System > Channel MOTD changed to "Twisted Inc Public Recruitment!Channel rules: -After executing a "brb" you are not allowed to return until 4 minutes or more have passed.-This is not an outrage-Youre not allowed to go to the union-Youre not allowed to be in shock-Noone has channel rights.. wait. yes. noone.-No human rights allowed-Do not laugh at the rules-No enjoying these rules in any way, shape or form!-No breaking the rulesthats why they are rules.-If you have a problem with these rules, take them to Arasul, rumor has it, its all his fault.-No asking questions"
Rena Kiora > 2nd day playing the game.
Jorian Helford > welcome
Rena Kiora > Heard it's a griefer paradise here. In lowsec anyway.
Rena Kiora > But it's been fun so far.
Jorian Helford > lowsec is definitely....interesting
sandsbann > lol understatement of the year
Jorian Helford > welcome
Rena Kiora > Heard it's a griefer paradise here. In lowsec anyway.
Rena Kiora > But it's been fun so far.
Jorian Helford > lowsec is definitely....interesting
sandsbann > lol understatement of the year
Planktal > /emote laughs at Zor's attempt to hurt his Nightmare
Lothris Andastar > /emote laughs at Plank's attemt to shieldtank a lazerboat
Planktal > suprisingly, it works quite well
Lothris Andastar > and im the tooth fariy
Ethaet > you have the infinite cap cheat code?
Lothris Andastar > Captain: Fire a Volly!
Lothris Andastar > Rgr!
Lothris Andastar > Captiain: Boost the shield!
Lothris Andastar > WITH WHAT!??? Fucking SUNSHINE AND HAPPINESS!??!?!
Lothris Andastar > /emote laughs at Plank's attemt to shieldtank a lazerboat
Planktal > suprisingly, it works quite well
Lothris Andastar > and im the tooth fariy
Ethaet > you have the infinite cap cheat code?
Lothris Andastar > Captain: Fire a Volly!
Lothris Andastar > Rgr!
Lothris Andastar > Captiain: Boost the shield!
Lothris Andastar > WITH WHAT!??? Fucking SUNSHINE AND HAPPINESS!??!?!