Magosian > I have an erebus in my pants
Ame Sonoda > there must be very little room for your penis
Ame Sonoda > there must be very little room for your penis
<Barbaro55a> So, just asked my boss for the afternoon off, when he asked why i said "job interview" without thinking, he's just gone fucking mental.
<Barbaro55a> opps
<Barbaro55a> opps
SA TKperson > thats called um
SA TKperson > no, not ADHD..
SA TKperson > what is it
SA TKperson > oh yea
SA TKperson > STUPID
SA TKperson > no, not ADHD..
SA TKperson > what is it
SA TKperson > oh yea
SA TKperson > STUPID
Furnok Dorn > argh dean martin
Furnok Dorn > seriously its dean martin in a shuttle
Furnok Dorn > he keeps following me from gate to gate and targeting me
Furnok Dorn > help someone save me from dean martin
Triscuit > blow him up
Silus Fromme > shoot him with lung cancer L
Furnok Dorn > seriously its dean martin in a shuttle
Furnok Dorn > he keeps following me from gate to gate and targeting me
Furnok Dorn > help someone save me from dean martin
Triscuit > blow him up
Silus Fromme > shoot him with lung cancer L
* Grez gets out his penis and starts stabing horza with it
Grez > har har
FenikSar > gives a new meaning to the term "pin Prick"
Grez > har har
FenikSar > gives a new meaning to the term "pin Prick"
Curtis Monroe > Mommy, why do the rats run away?
Atinra > cuz they scared son
Atinra > they see your big PEW PEW stick and go OMFG RUNNN NEWBS!
Curtis Monroe > but I wanna kill 'em.....waaaa!!!
Lord Amentia > and when they mwd away to anoher belt its because they're going on a picnic
Atinra > Stick a basic miners on yer ship to bait em, and when they close you go PEW PEW! AHA NooBZ!
Curtis Monroe > I wish that dread Gurista would come out of hiding
Atinra > then you do a victory dance and spam local with: omfg 1337 kekeke
Curtis Monroe > You calling me a noob?
Curtis Monroe > /emote just caught on
Atinra > cuz they scared son
Atinra > they see your big PEW PEW stick and go OMFG RUNNN NEWBS!
Curtis Monroe > but I wanna kill 'em.....waaaa!!!
Lord Amentia > and when they mwd away to anoher belt its because they're going on a picnic
Atinra > Stick a basic miners on yer ship to bait em, and when they close you go PEW PEW! AHA NooBZ!
Curtis Monroe > I wish that dread Gurista would come out of hiding
Atinra > then you do a victory dance and spam local with: omfg 1337 kekeke
Curtis Monroe > You calling me a noob?
Curtis Monroe > /emote just caught on
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat cloaked caps instalock her
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she takes a half hour to align.
g0ggalor > ur mom is so fat, she needs a cyno field just to go to the bathroom
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat they don't let her into highsec
Mantric Roscart > She gets stuck in warpgates?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she can structure tank.
Ellio Starkiller > Your mammas so slow, when she turns on micro-warpdrive she only goes 0.30 ms.
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat she collapses wormholes
Jabula > so big her gravitational field bends light?
Captain Da > Yo mamma's so fat pod pilots make humorous comments about her weight problem.
Vortex Freeman > anyone got a instacock in 0-0?
Vortex Freeman > *instadock
Xianthar > instacock huh?
Yeggstry > /emote whips it out for Vortex
Yeggstry > hope you like it big :D
Xianthar > instacock? is that like.....premature ejactulation :P
Vortex Freeman > I've got my own ty, no need to get jumpy about it
culdor > Vortex, where ya need em?
Vortex Freeman > need what?
culdor > instacocks
Vortex Freeman > hehe keep it in your pants mate
Vortex Freeman > *instadock
Xianthar > instacock huh?
Yeggstry > /emote whips it out for Vortex
Yeggstry > hope you like it big :D
Xianthar > instacock? is that like.....premature ejactulation :P
Vortex Freeman > I've got my own ty, no need to get jumpy about it
culdor > Vortex, where ya need em?
Vortex Freeman > need what?
culdor > instacocks
Vortex Freeman > hehe keep it in your pants mate
<[4S]ZOLA|W3> aloha
<mim> HIZOLAMAN
<[4S]ZOLA|W3> hi mima
<[4S]ZOLA|W3> supa
<mim> im gonna compose a song 4 u
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> you could use a britney song as base for that
<mim> to the tune of spiderman theme: zolaman, zolaman he can do everything a zola can. He luvs more men than anyone can. watchout, its zolamaaaaaaaan!
<mim> ^_^
<[4S]ZOLA|W3> :D
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> oh zola zola, how was i supposed
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> to know
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> that something wasn't right yeah
<[4S]ZOLA|W3> omg he knowsa the wrodsa :/
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> oh zola zola, how could you let dokko gooooooo
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> oops you spanked him again
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> you played with his ***
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> got lost in the game
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> oh zola zola
<mim> HIZOLAMAN
<[4S]ZOLA|W3> hi mima
<[4S]ZOLA|W3> supa
<mim> im gonna compose a song 4 u
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> you could use a britney song as base for that
<mim> to the tune of spiderman theme: zolaman, zolaman he can do everything a zola can. He luvs more men than anyone can. watchout, its zolamaaaaaaaan!
<mim> ^_^
<[4S]ZOLA|W3> :D
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> oh zola zola, how was i supposed
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> to know
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> that something wasn't right yeah
<[4S]ZOLA|W3> omg he knowsa the wrodsa :/
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> oh zola zola, how could you let dokko gooooooo
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> oops you spanked him again
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> you played with his ***
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> got lost in the game
<[ADC]GeromeDoutrande> oh zola zola
Jessica Lind > scrapmetal processing 5, do you need that for making naglfars?