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Azia Burgi > yes i am a cold heartless bitch, deal with it
* Amisa notices KilROCK's cock is only inches away from her face
* KilROCK is sitting in the back of the room
Amisa > :(
Leon 026 > thats one big cock dude...
LigitLawer > Hello, I represent the prosecution in this case Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom i trying ot be nice and u keep screwed with me
LigitLawer > I, through the evidence i intend to provide to the jury, will prove that Yummy Yummy Yummy is in fact, guilty of being a cheating bitch, and a twatwaffle.
PimpDady > wait...twatwaffle is a good thing isn't it?
Mom > These are my lawyers, What you say to me, you say to them.
PimpDady > she has our pants
LigitLawer > She pays in blowjobs
LigitLawer > He bro
LigitLawer > I know you need isk
LigitLawer > Send me 6B
PimpDady > We not jump on u
LigitLawer > Ill double it
LigitLawer > Im a lawyerr
LigitLawer > You can trust me
PimpDady > he will he just drubled mine
LigitLawer > Ill just take a bit for fees and taxes
TheWooGuy > He is, and you can indeed trust him
Yummy Yummy Yummy > Mom im trying to mend any issues we have your not helping
TheWooGuy > Mom doesn't have the issues
PimpDady > it will help if u send 1 billion and show value of her discussion
PimpDady > see you keep asking for isk...so now she is in order to have nice happy time
Yummy Yummy Yummy > hmm
PimpDady > u pay 1 billion u can talk to Mom without us
PimpDady > think of it like eve prostitution
PimpDady > and i am the pimp!
LigitLawer > I would like to bring forawrd a witness to Yummy Yummy Yummy's bitchness
PimpDady > YES I made myself a pimp!
PimpDady > damnit another black guy...hope hes not trying to be a pimp
LigitLawer > BlackguyWithBomb, do you sware to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you Allah?
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote palces hand on drop trigger to suicide bomb
BlackguyWithBomb > I do
PimpDady > don't deal with lawyers send me isk..I get u room with Mom
BlackguyWithBomb > I have witnessed Yummy Yummy Yummy is a cheating bitch, having stolen ISK from corp members
BlackguyWithBomb > Also, he is a twat waffle who cant handel vida games like a pro
PimpDady > and he doesn't even think continued contact with Mom is worth 1billion....
LigitLawer > Thank you, you may leave the stand
BlackguyWithBomb > /emote drops the bomb, and the base
Zev Zala > I think i found some isk sellers
Zev Zala > There names are weird
Mucko > You found a witch? May we burn her?
Zev Zala > why else would there names be like this lol Kmkdj Mnksoq xmkdis
Mucko > Well.... perhaps they don't want to be called primary :)
<EVE-Radio> now playing: Oxygen feat. Andrea Britton - Am I On Your Mind (Lustral Mix)
<YourMomma> no, andrea britton, you're not on my name
<YourMomma> MIND
<YourMomma> GAH
* YourMomma suicides
<dj_whitey> O.O/
<Orkki> woohoo finally!¨
BLEVZY > everyone put your hands up if your sick of being poor
BLEVZY > /emote puts his hand up
Q3Cyrus > Im a thalidomite and poor, can I stick a leg up ?
BLEVZY > you can stick whatever you want up lol
Q3Cyrus > I used to work in the porn industry - they said I had an arm like a baby's cock
Q3Cyrus > but that fell through, now I'm penniless
Q3Cyrus > arms for the poor lol
FlashmanUK > what you think mss?
Mss Darkness > reason of live?
Mss Darkness > even einstein didnt get out that 1
FlashmanUK > No pyroxeres or sex
Mss Darkness > different for all i guess
Mss Darkness > lol
Mss Darkness > pyrox!!
FlashmanUK > all the way
Mss Darkness > sex with u sux anyway
FlashmanUK > not what you said last week
Miloxin > Guy in a big red coat with white beard in ZM-DNR, weird ship, some sort of sled.. fof?
MWC Investments > foe shoot him and loot the wreck
Magikiller > Bah, irish whisky is second only to Scotch i think, good stuff, makes my parched moth yearn, going to force me to drink even earlier
Steamrunner > you have a parched moth? isn't that animal cruelty?
Master Badmoon > we need more people please qbl is being overun and they are making fun of us :(
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