Oleandra Shadowjumper > I have sad news...I got stung by a wicked huge bee today. It got me through my jeans...I haz boo boo :(
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
Enya Raven > did you sit on it
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no it divebombed me when i moved a chair.
Enya Raven > maybe it thought you were a red flower
Oleandra Shadowjumper > pffft
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i put an ice pack on it so at least i don't have a huge swollen welt
Charlie Conway > that sucks
Charlie Conway > ive never been stung by a bee
Charlie Conway > but there always around
Oleandra Shadowjumper > imagine someone running at you with a tiny little thorn with a hook on the end and is covered in venom
Bumrush > that makes sound alot worse
Oleandra Shadowjumper > and they stick it far enough into your skin to pierce the layer full of nerves so all that venom runs all over your nerves
Bumrush > covered in venom??
Oleandra Shadowjumper > yes bees have venom
Bumrush > i know
Oleandra Shadowjumper > okay
Bumrush > you embellished abit
Oleandra Shadowjumper > no i just overstated the truth
Bumrush > fair enough
Oleandra Shadowjumper > with a very extreme analogy lol
Charlie Conway > it was dripping fluero green venom that was givig off smoke becuase it was so acidic
Oleandra Shadowjumper > or was that a metaphor
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i think it was a metaphor full of hyperbole
Oleandra Shadowjumper > i should quit using such big words, Enya might get lost
Enya Raven > So you turned your statement into a book
Oleandra Shadowjumper > see?
Oleandra Shadowjumper > :P
Enya Raven > just to keep the chat alive
Enya Raven > I see what your doing
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well it's either type or play with my boobs...and my boobs are sunburned
Charlie Conway > ..... a
Charlie Conway > ...... girl?
Bumrush > you had jeans on but your boobs were free?
Bumrush > man boobs ftw
Oleandra Shadowjumper > wow Charlie finally caught on
Oleandra Shadowjumper > lol they weren't free but i did have a low-cut tank top on
Bumrush > ahh
Bumrush > well rub more lotion on them
Charlie Conway > i am now 100% interested in ur bee sting story oleandra
Charlie Conway > go on
Shp3 > rofls around*
Oleandra Shadowjumper > well i put an icepack on it, then decided to go swim in the lake so i had to decide which bikini to wear
Charlie Conway > such a tough decision
Oleandra Shadowjumper > after giggling and running around in nothing but half a bikini for thirty minutes and finding numerous bouncy surfaces to jump up and down on, i decided on this cute little number held together only with strings
Bumrush > lol
Oleandra Shadowjumper > however when i jumped into the water, it fell apart and i had to nervously run back into the house while trying to cover my lady bits
Oleandra Shadowjumper > the end
Oleandra Shadowjumper > did you like my story? i liked my story. if this was a real porn, i would hit rewind too
Bumrush > as would I
General WilliamHague > LOL!!!! ok,i feel stupid now,i was wondering how that hell this malakim was tanking me so god,noticed that i had forgot to change my logistics drones to combat drones.I was repping him ffs!
Naveah Fade > I just don't like to be "bonked" simply because you're bored.
armslave > o/
Terrisin > anyone in the y-4 area that can squirt some armor on me?
armslave > disturbing image ftl
Terrisin > excellent smithers
Terrisin > anyone in the y-4 area that can squirt some armor on me?
armslave > disturbing image ftl
Terrisin > excellent smithers
<Sokhar> sometimes i like to pick my nose and put it on my dog, so when people pet it, i laugh
Ratchman > He got away
David Caldera > Ah man
Ratchman > point got lagged
David Caldera > Well, that was pointless
David Caldera > Ah man
Ratchman > point got lagged
David Caldera > Well, that was pointless
Chrinson > i better logg...to many MC here..i might catch some terrible desiese
Gavax > like bad spelling?
PMolkenthin > lol
Jean > lmao *pwnd*
Gavax > like bad spelling?
PMolkenthin > lol
Jean > lmao *pwnd*
Hawke Nolen > its like i get excited bout 1mill bounties per BS corp takes lik1/3 of tht
Rob Crowley > it's 11%, not 1/3
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Hawke Nolen > ok mr presciseXD
Unoriginal Name02 > FEEL WORTHLESS ABOUT YOUR MISTAKE
Unoriginal Name02 > >:(
Hawke Nolen > *slinks away in shame*
Unoriginal Name02 > lazy bullying ftw
Rob Crowley > it's 11%, not 1/3
Unoriginal Name02 > Lol
Hawke Nolen > ok mr presciseXD
Unoriginal Name02 > FEEL WORTHLESS ABOUT YOUR MISTAKE
Unoriginal Name02 > >:(
Hawke Nolen > *slinks away in shame*
Unoriginal Name02 > lazy bullying ftw
Typhoid Mary > Come to old man star, Steel. I need to test my dread
Steeldragon Ronin > will can i bring a couple of friends
RangerXT > lol, you know a phoenix dread tanked like 40 players for like 10 minutes
RangerXT > bring a lot of friends
Steeldragon Ronin > lets see 1 that has a dread and 2 that have assulth ship and a bs
RangerXT > you probably don't even know what a dread is.......
Steeldragon Ronin > ya i do its a elite frig
RangerXT > ....
Steeldragon Ronin > will can i bring a couple of friends
RangerXT > lol, you know a phoenix dread tanked like 40 players for like 10 minutes
RangerXT > bring a lot of friends
Steeldragon Ronin > lets see 1 that has a dread and 2 that have assulth ship and a bs
RangerXT > you probably don't even know what a dread is.......
Steeldragon Ronin > ya i do its a elite frig
RangerXT > ....
Stocker > well ive got girly hair. but cant walk in heels