Katrina Oniseki > Civire do not nurse their young using female breasts, but actually it is the males who hide nipples on their prodigious chins. These inverted nipples pop out during child-rearing years, allowing the male Civire to nurse his young.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Katrina Oniseki > This ensures that only the largest and strongest chins will produce healthy babies.
Katrina Oniseki > When Civire males are competing for breeding rights, they have been known to face off in an elaborate ritual dance. They'll dance circles around each other, and hold staring contests. The males will try to appear physically larger than their rivals
Katrina Oniseki > by holding their breath and forcing blood to their faces. This causes an immediate erection on all of their many chin nipples, which then pop out and stiffen, giving more volume to their face.
Anil Beed > all my toons are shirtless and have 8 packs so i can fap to them
Nova Rain > Blob, noun: An opposing fleet that isn't strictly inferior to yours.
Nova Rain > And given your fleet, you must see a lot of blobs. :(
Nova Rain > And given your fleet, you must see a lot of blobs. :(
Lapkawitz > and you can tell she's really japanese becase her genitals produce a forcefield that pixelates the air around them
Lucas Sator > i want to attack one of the patrol ships just to see how fast they would vaporize me
Or'Ipahs > lalz
Lucas Sator > im taking bets on how long my noob ass will last
Ghost Serina > as long as everyone else
Ghost Serina > concord = jam, sensor damp, scram, insta-pop
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > always in that order?
Ghost Serina > no
Ghost Serina > at once
Or'Ipahs > any order - always facerape
Ghost Serina > exactly
Ghost Serina > they show up and you're done
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > facerape
Or'Ipahs > :P
Ghost Serina > and not a nice facerape either, it's like a brutal skullfucking
Or'Ipahs > roflz
Lucas Sator > i get the point
Lucas Sator > lol
Or'Ipahs > hehe
Ghost Serina > they gouge out your eyes and fuck your eyesocket once and your head implodes
Lucas Sator > even my clone will be all retarded
Lucas Sator > from the skull fucking i took
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Or'Ipahs > rofl
Lucas Sator > brutal death metal playing in backround
Or'Ipahs > lalz
Lucas Sator > im taking bets on how long my noob ass will last
Ghost Serina > as long as everyone else
Ghost Serina > concord = jam, sensor damp, scram, insta-pop
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > always in that order?
Ghost Serina > no
Ghost Serina > at once
Or'Ipahs > any order - always facerape
Ghost Serina > exactly
Ghost Serina > they show up and you're done
Lucas Sator > lol
Lucas Sator > facerape
Or'Ipahs > :P
Ghost Serina > and not a nice facerape either, it's like a brutal skullfucking
Or'Ipahs > roflz
Lucas Sator > i get the point
Lucas Sator > lol
Or'Ipahs > hehe
Ghost Serina > they gouge out your eyes and fuck your eyesocket once and your head implodes
Lucas Sator > even my clone will be all retarded
Lucas Sator > from the skull fucking i took
Ghost Serina > pretty much
Or'Ipahs > rofl
Lucas Sator > brutal death metal playing in backround
Gen Maximus > when i was in afghanistan the kids were everywhere. always askig nfor shit.
Gen Maximus > so some of the lads gave em satchels of sugar.
Gen Maximus > they loved it
Gen Maximus > then.. we ran out.. so one of my boys gave a kid a satchel of salt.
Gen Maximus > kid threw it into his mouth and nearly spewed
Gen Maximus > comedy gold i tell you.
MrTiddles > ROFL
MrTiddles > sooo mean
hippychick > oh taht is wo wrong
Gen Maximus > not as wrong as teachin thme ot speak english
MrTiddles > lol
MrTiddles > 'bet that was a good time
Gen Maximus > we had em saying ( toms.. a bloke in my section ) " uncle tomsy touched me "
hippychick > lol the wrods in there arsenal xxx rateed
Gen Maximus > so some of the lads gave em satchels of sugar.
Gen Maximus > they loved it
Gen Maximus > then.. we ran out.. so one of my boys gave a kid a satchel of salt.
Gen Maximus > kid threw it into his mouth and nearly spewed
Gen Maximus > comedy gold i tell you.
MrTiddles > ROFL
MrTiddles > sooo mean
hippychick > oh taht is wo wrong
Gen Maximus > not as wrong as teachin thme ot speak english
MrTiddles > lol
MrTiddles > 'bet that was a good time
Gen Maximus > we had em saying ( toms.. a bloke in my section ) " uncle tomsy touched me "
hippychick > lol the wrods in there arsenal xxx rateed
jih chop > I'm checking the Broadcast Buttons, I see "need shields" "need cap" "need armor" etc, where's the "Need Brain" button?
Lady Gryphon > /emote picks iasius up by his ear and puts him in his crib
Lady Gryphon > "now you have to stay there till you can behave"
Iasius > suck my balls big moma
Grey Hunter > /emote ducks
Lady Gryphon > 0o
Grey Hunter > FIRE IN THE HOLE
Lady Gryphon > /emote pulls out her whip
Iasius > i want a domi
Lady Gryphon > ok enough of this mr potty mouth!
Grey Hunter > you got one, her name is Lady Gryphon
Lady Gryphon > "now you have to stay there till you can behave"
Iasius > suck my balls big moma
Grey Hunter > /emote ducks
Lady Gryphon > 0o
Grey Hunter > FIRE IN THE HOLE
Lady Gryphon > /emote pulls out her whip
Iasius > i want a domi
Lady Gryphon > ok enough of this mr potty mouth!
Grey Hunter > you got one, her name is Lady Gryphon
<Hoda> NTRabbit stop being a fascist
<@NTRabbit> im not being a fascist, im exercising my right as a channel leader
<Hoda> if your so bored you have to play the "george bush" game with the channel
<@NTRabbit> under the oligarchical system we use
<Hoda> yeah sounds fascist
* NTRabbit sets mode: +b Hoda!*@*
<@NTRabbit> 3 weeks in the cooler
<+GeromeDoutrande> o/
<+GeromeDoutrande> all hail the rabbit
* Famine waves
<jaska> o/ hooray
<Temistokles> rawr o/
<@NTRabbit> im not being a fascist, im exercising my right as a channel leader
<Hoda> if your so bored you have to play the "george bush" game with the channel
<@NTRabbit> under the oligarchical system we use
<Hoda> yeah sounds fascist
* NTRabbit sets mode: +b Hoda!*@*
<@NTRabbit> 3 weeks in the cooler
<+GeromeDoutrande> o/
<+GeromeDoutrande> all hail the rabbit
* Famine waves
<jaska> o/ hooray
<Temistokles> rawr o/
Uraniae Fehrnah > Besides, I don't want to go on Sisi and find out that made my boobs bigger or something
Ghost Hunter > slave uranium235, report to genetic repurposing to correct your errantly functioning mammaries
Ghost Hunter > . _ .
Kybernetes Moros > the Integrator will correct this issue
Kybernetes Moros > hold still, remain calm
Degen Sankriga > Please try not to make any sharp moves of give off the sense that you are fearful when near The Integrator... Please.
Uraniae Fehrnah > My mammaries are fine just the way they are!
Kybernetes Moros > Sansha disagrees.
Uraniae Fehrnah > Says you. I've believe it when he says it to me himself.
Kybernetes Moros > and then the big reveal
Kybernetes Moros > Kyber is Sansha
Ghost Hunter > /emote tweets kuvakei to log on
Uraniae Fehrnah > If some of you had your way no doubt there would be spikes coming out of them...
Ghost Hunter > "yes, bossman, I need you to inform a female character their mammaries need to be repurposed. yes i'm serious"
Ghost Hunter > maybe this is why they ignore me
Ghost Hunter > I may have to delete myself from embarrassment if kuvakei really logged on for that
Degen Sankriga > -
* Sansha Kuvakei > Ghost Hunter, my Son, come here and I'll tell you a story about not messing with Daddy's Mailbox.
Ghost Hunter > look just because I send reports every month...
Ghost Hunter > slave uranium235, report to genetic repurposing to correct your errantly functioning mammaries
Ghost Hunter > . _ .
Kybernetes Moros > the Integrator will correct this issue
Kybernetes Moros > hold still, remain calm
Degen Sankriga > Please try not to make any sharp moves of give off the sense that you are fearful when near The Integrator... Please.
Uraniae Fehrnah > My mammaries are fine just the way they are!
Kybernetes Moros > Sansha disagrees.
Uraniae Fehrnah > Says you. I've believe it when he says it to me himself.
Kybernetes Moros > and then the big reveal
Kybernetes Moros > Kyber is Sansha
Ghost Hunter > /emote tweets kuvakei to log on
Uraniae Fehrnah > If some of you had your way no doubt there would be spikes coming out of them...
Ghost Hunter > "yes, bossman, I need you to inform a female character their mammaries need to be repurposed. yes i'm serious"
Ghost Hunter > maybe this is why they ignore me
Ghost Hunter > I may have to delete myself from embarrassment if kuvakei really logged on for that
Degen Sankriga > -
* Sansha Kuvakei > Ghost Hunter, my Son, come here and I'll tell you a story about not messing with Daddy's Mailbox.
Ghost Hunter > look just because I send reports every month...