Timmyu > WTF faction standard launchers, x-type armor hardeners, republic fleet gyro/nanos! PM ME
helios aplha > WTF? lol
helios aplha > you want to F*ck those things lol
Mellissa > think he needs some lubricant too
helios aplha > lol
helios aplha > WTF? lol
helios aplha > you want to F*ck those things lol
Mellissa > think he needs some lubricant too
helios aplha > lol
Kernal Lou > k5 just logged?
Arvald > iuno
Arvald > but lets steal his stuff before he gets back and blame it on garden gnomes
Arvald > iuno
Arvald > but lets steal his stuff before he gets back and blame it on garden gnomes
TrouserDeagle > so mean
Olixia Castitatis > yeah...
Olixia Castitatis > omg... 3 days old..
Olixia Castitatis > I feel mean.
TrouserDeagle > Yeah....
Olixia Castitatis > ah well.
TrouserDeagle > It's the haulers fault for using instas and not letting us kill them.
TrouserDeagle > If they were warping in at 15km, we could be busy killing them instead.
Olixia Castitatis > exactly!
Olixia Castitatis > yeah...
Olixia Castitatis > omg... 3 days old..
Olixia Castitatis > I feel mean.
TrouserDeagle > Yeah....
Olixia Castitatis > ah well.
TrouserDeagle > It's the haulers fault for using instas and not letting us kill them.
TrouserDeagle > If they were warping in at 15km, we could be busy killing them instead.
Olixia Castitatis > exactly!
MegaMichi > :D and how long would it take an earth ship going 25874 KM/h to travel 1 AU? :)
Telesto > Mega, who cares?
Miri Tirzan > 1 hour 35 minutes approx
MegaMichi > Telesto :) my bad. I thought this was the Quiz Korner :)
Telesto > proper questions!
Coza McCoza > nah this is the bored fuckers corner
Telesto > no swearing either!
Coza McCoza > says who?
Telesto > me, the person who makes up the rules
MegaMichi > Ok.. If a Woman from Alabama gets a divores.. is he still her brother?
Telesto > lol
Coza McCoza > but are you a channel admin? i think not :P
Miri Tirzan > Only in West Virgina
Telesto > so?
Coza McCoza > so how u gonna enforce these rules that you are setting?
Telesto > using a lot of shouting and punching
MegaMichi > So.. if you make up the rules and evryone in the room were to block you. would they still apply? :)
Telesto > yes
Coza McCoza > lol
Miri Tirzan > If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Coza McCoza > well im choosing to ignore your rules and allow the consequences to apply to me
MegaMichi > LOL
Coza McCoza > lmao @ miri
Telesto > fine, *punch*
Coza McCoza > /emote cries out in aggony
Coza McCoza > Telesto u bastard i thought u were joking :'(
Telesto > /emote takes out a frying pan
Telesto > hahahaha
Coza McCoza > run away run away!!!!!!!!!!
Telesto > bye bye
Telesto > *throws frying pan*
Telesto > anyone else wanna break the rules?
Ariel Elyrien > will it make me richer than bill gates?
Telesto > no
Ariel Elyrien > will it make me more feared than Dick Cheney?
Telesto > basically it'll get you beaten to death with a frying pan
Telesto > Mega, who cares?
Miri Tirzan > 1 hour 35 minutes approx
MegaMichi > Telesto :) my bad. I thought this was the Quiz Korner :)
Telesto > proper questions!
Coza McCoza > nah this is the bored fuckers corner
Telesto > no swearing either!
Coza McCoza > says who?
Telesto > me, the person who makes up the rules
MegaMichi > Ok.. If a Woman from Alabama gets a divores.. is he still her brother?
Telesto > lol
Coza McCoza > but are you a channel admin? i think not :P
Miri Tirzan > Only in West Virgina
Telesto > so?
Coza McCoza > so how u gonna enforce these rules that you are setting?
Telesto > using a lot of shouting and punching
MegaMichi > So.. if you make up the rules and evryone in the room were to block you. would they still apply? :)
Telesto > yes
Coza McCoza > lol
Miri Tirzan > If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Coza McCoza > well im choosing to ignore your rules and allow the consequences to apply to me
MegaMichi > LOL
Coza McCoza > lmao @ miri
Telesto > fine, *punch*
Coza McCoza > /emote cries out in aggony
Coza McCoza > Telesto u bastard i thought u were joking :'(
Telesto > /emote takes out a frying pan
Telesto > hahahaha
Coza McCoza > run away run away!!!!!!!!!!
Telesto > bye bye
Telesto > *throws frying pan*
Telesto > anyone else wanna break the rules?
Ariel Elyrien > will it make me richer than bill gates?
Telesto > no
Ariel Elyrien > will it make me more feared than Dick Cheney?
Telesto > basically it'll get you beaten to death with a frying pan
Nieve Dellamorte> Of course, by the time this happens, most people will be playing fucking World of Starcraft, or griefing little kids in the My Little Pony MMO, or some shit. So I'm not holding my breath.
Sinetris Streawe> World of Starcraft... why must you raise my hopes? Griefing in My Little Pony MMO sounds pretty enticing, too. "Dad! That mean blue pony keeps on stealing all the fluffy clouds and rainbows from me!" (or whatever it is the ponies will do in their virtual world of fun and happiness)
Carsidava> Just as long as they don't have unicorns that shoot mayonnaise.
Tessa Vaako> That's not his HORN!
Kaninrail> This thread has gone to a Bad Place.
Aertuun> My Little Pwny...
Sinetris Streawe> World of Starcraft... why must you raise my hopes? Griefing in My Little Pony MMO sounds pretty enticing, too. "Dad! That mean blue pony keeps on stealing all the fluffy clouds and rainbows from me!" (or whatever it is the ponies will do in their virtual world of fun and happiness)
Carsidava> Just as long as they don't have unicorns that shoot mayonnaise.
Tessa Vaako> That's not his HORN!
Kaninrail> This thread has gone to a Bad Place.
Aertuun> My Little Pwny...
RUNYOUFOOLS > "dear GM white... can you nerf Virtuozzo's penis it is overpowered"
Charles Etay > I could use less real life, and more fun.
Graelyn > RL has insanely high jumpclone requirements
Ciarente > RL has too much grind
Salba > Too much aggro, too.
Graelyn > ya
Salba > pvp sucks.
Graelyn > death penalty is uberharsh
Salba > Getting your account banned is pretty extreme, too.
Ciarente > And the GM's are really unresponsive to peititons
Salba > The graphics are good but the story is so dry.
Ravion Venris > Lack of mods ;
Ciarente > Plus you hit the level cap in next to no time
Salba > They let noobs run everything.
Ravion Venris > Great multiplayer.
Salba > What?
Ravion Venris > No lag.
Salba > Multiplayer sucks.
Ravion Venris > Depends on the team.
Salba > Nobody has the right stats for their class.
Salba > Crossclassing everywhere.
Salba > Like, what's the point of choosing one at all?
Salba > Really, really strange racial abilities.
CJ Walker > and some of that shit is not in the least balanced
Salba > Korean: +5 to all Mathematics rolls, +30 to any Starcraft rolls, Size -2.
Salba > * North Koreans may consume Communism as they would food.
Salba > Russian: 250% Resistance to inebreation, +10 to any science related skills, -5 interaction with Western Europeans, -20 interaction with Americans. All Russians begin with the Ice Resistance and Iron Kidney perks.
Salba > German: 200% advantage in combat versus any European or American, but 300% national shame if defeated in addition to normal modifiers. All Germans begin with the Beercrafting skill and a specialization in any firearms manufacturing ability.
Salba > Gain the 'Neurotic Timekeeping' flaw if you are third generation or over.
Salba > Spaniard: 150% bonus versus bulls. All Spaniards may wear tights, regardless of gender restrictions. Ignore all negative consequences to Fascism while it is in effect.
Salba > Chinese: Clone fees waived. Size -2. Immune to air and water pollution. May only leave China by way of Shanghai, Hong Kong or Guangzhou. 125% versus spy planes.
Salba > Unit strength 90%, unit cost 75%.
Salba > Canadian: 300% versus any large tree. May only use 'Excessively Representative' type governments. Automatically take one of 'Mandatory Apologies' or 'Compulsory Manners' flaws. Only Europeans and other Canadiancs can discern you from Americans.
Salba > Negative effects of Bacon are cancelled.
Salba > May take French at 50% regular cost.
Salba > Oh, I also forgot, Russians: Automatically begin with the character trait, 'Disquietingly Dour'
Salba > Israeli: May only ally with Americans. Cannot ally with any Muslim. Walls, Sniper costs reduced by half. May only choose from 'Jewish', 'Unaligned' or 'Muslim'* relgions.<br><br>* WARNING! NOT RECCOMMENDED!
Salba > Suffers triple negative effects of Bacon.
Salba > Cypriot: (Not implemented yet. Choose: Greek, Turkish.)
Salba > Palestinian: May not ally with any Israeli or American. House defense = 0% versus bulldozers, gunship helicopters. 200% damage versus battletanls using any explosive or brick type attack. Tunnels cost reduced by half. Effect of valls doubled.
Salba > Does not need to announce alliances with Iranians, Egyptians.
Ciarente > Australian: 150% heat resistance. +5 beer tolerance. Must roll either 'bloke' or 'sheila' classes. All apparel choices automatically convert to blue singlets on application.
Salba > Iraqi: Shoe accuracy = 80% (fixed). May not ally with any Kurd. 150% Heat, Mortar Shell resistance. All weapons 200% versus transport helicopters. May save with 1HP on fatal Nerve Gas attacks (30% chance). Government effectiveness automatically halved.*
Salba > * Effectiveness = 0% (civil war) when Americans are present. Weak versus Iranians.
Salba > ** SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING IRAQIS **<br>Iraqis are the only Middle Eastern faction (including Israel) which may freely choose the 'Secular' type governments without additional difficulty. This is a huge advantage! But note that effectiveness penalties still
Salba > apply, regardless of normal values.
Salba > Georgian: May not form any government other than 'Close-Enough-Ocracy', To perform any action, draw a civilan card from your stack and immediately execute it. 33% versus Russians. May not use Air Power or Sea Power type skills.
Salba > +10 to any skill in the Nationalism pool. Draw a random faction card from the deck at the start of your turn. Until your next turn, treat this faction as an ally (even if they list you as KOS!).
Salba > Irish: 'Bad Breath' and 'Terrible Singing' effects of Alcoholism are waived. Beards grant +3 to all charisma checks. Red hair grants +3 to all charisma checks (stacks with beards). May freely participate in any Canadian-Military action, even off of your
Salba > turn.
Salba > Alliance with English players immediately voilds all other alliances.
Salba > +300% to jigs and carousing.
Salba > <b>Irish players must immediately engage any character who calls them Scottish.</b>
Graelyn > well ofc
Salba > This follows the same rule as Iranians/Iraqis and Japanese/Koreans. Please refer to those rules for details.
Salba > Sagan: Begin with Knowledge of the Universe. May not craft pies.
Graelyn > RL has insanely high jumpclone requirements
Ciarente > RL has too much grind
Salba > Too much aggro, too.
Graelyn > ya
Salba > pvp sucks.
Graelyn > death penalty is uberharsh
Salba > Getting your account banned is pretty extreme, too.
Ciarente > And the GM's are really unresponsive to peititons
Salba > The graphics are good but the story is so dry.
Ravion Venris > Lack of mods ;
Ciarente > Plus you hit the level cap in next to no time
Salba > They let noobs run everything.
Ravion Venris > Great multiplayer.
Salba > What?
Ravion Venris > No lag.
Salba > Multiplayer sucks.
Ravion Venris > Depends on the team.
Salba > Nobody has the right stats for their class.
Salba > Crossclassing everywhere.
Salba > Like, what's the point of choosing one at all?
Salba > Really, really strange racial abilities.
CJ Walker > and some of that shit is not in the least balanced
Salba > Korean: +5 to all Mathematics rolls, +30 to any Starcraft rolls, Size -2.
Salba > * North Koreans may consume Communism as they would food.
Salba > Russian: 250% Resistance to inebreation, +10 to any science related skills, -5 interaction with Western Europeans, -20 interaction with Americans. All Russians begin with the Ice Resistance and Iron Kidney perks.
Salba > German: 200% advantage in combat versus any European or American, but 300% national shame if defeated in addition to normal modifiers. All Germans begin with the Beercrafting skill and a specialization in any firearms manufacturing ability.
Salba > Gain the 'Neurotic Timekeeping' flaw if you are third generation or over.
Salba > Spaniard: 150% bonus versus bulls. All Spaniards may wear tights, regardless of gender restrictions. Ignore all negative consequences to Fascism while it is in effect.
Salba > Chinese: Clone fees waived. Size -2. Immune to air and water pollution. May only leave China by way of Shanghai, Hong Kong or Guangzhou. 125% versus spy planes.
Salba > Unit strength 90%, unit cost 75%.
Salba > Canadian: 300% versus any large tree. May only use 'Excessively Representative' type governments. Automatically take one of 'Mandatory Apologies' or 'Compulsory Manners' flaws. Only Europeans and other Canadiancs can discern you from Americans.
Salba > Negative effects of Bacon are cancelled.
Salba > May take French at 50% regular cost.
Salba > Oh, I also forgot, Russians: Automatically begin with the character trait, 'Disquietingly Dour'
Salba > Israeli: May only ally with Americans. Cannot ally with any Muslim. Walls, Sniper costs reduced by half. May only choose from 'Jewish', 'Unaligned' or 'Muslim'* relgions.<br><br>* WARNING! NOT RECCOMMENDED!
Salba > Suffers triple negative effects of Bacon.
Salba > Cypriot: (Not implemented yet. Choose: Greek, Turkish.)
Salba > Palestinian: May not ally with any Israeli or American. House defense = 0% versus bulldozers, gunship helicopters. 200% damage versus battletanls using any explosive or brick type attack. Tunnels cost reduced by half. Effect of valls doubled.
Salba > Does not need to announce alliances with Iranians, Egyptians.
Ciarente > Australian: 150% heat resistance. +5 beer tolerance. Must roll either 'bloke' or 'sheila' classes. All apparel choices automatically convert to blue singlets on application.
Salba > Iraqi: Shoe accuracy = 80% (fixed). May not ally with any Kurd. 150% Heat, Mortar Shell resistance. All weapons 200% versus transport helicopters. May save with 1HP on fatal Nerve Gas attacks (30% chance). Government effectiveness automatically halved.*
Salba > * Effectiveness = 0% (civil war) when Americans are present. Weak versus Iranians.
Salba > ** SPECIAL NOTE REGARDING IRAQIS **<br>Iraqis are the only Middle Eastern faction (including Israel) which may freely choose the 'Secular' type governments without additional difficulty. This is a huge advantage! But note that effectiveness penalties still
Salba > apply, regardless of normal values.
Salba > Georgian: May not form any government other than 'Close-Enough-Ocracy', To perform any action, draw a civilan card from your stack and immediately execute it. 33% versus Russians. May not use Air Power or Sea Power type skills.
Salba > +10 to any skill in the Nationalism pool. Draw a random faction card from the deck at the start of your turn. Until your next turn, treat this faction as an ally (even if they list you as KOS!).
Salba > Irish: 'Bad Breath' and 'Terrible Singing' effects of Alcoholism are waived. Beards grant +3 to all charisma checks. Red hair grants +3 to all charisma checks (stacks with beards). May freely participate in any Canadian-Military action, even off of your
Salba > turn.
Salba > Alliance with English players immediately voilds all other alliances.
Salba > +300% to jigs and carousing.
Salba > <b>Irish players must immediately engage any character who calls them Scottish.</b>
Graelyn > well ofc
Salba > This follows the same rule as Iranians/Iraqis and Japanese/Koreans. Please refer to those rules for details.
Salba > Sagan: Begin with Knowledge of the Universe. May not craft pies.
Ciarente > And the cap lasts 59 seconds, which is roughly twice as long as the tank lasts, so you could say it's a cap stable fit. For all intents and purposes.
* Ami Seneschal holds up a glue gun in the air.
Ami Seneschal > This is a stick-up!
Ami Seneschal > This is a stick-up!
GQ Fing > you doing?
Ryo Jang > doing good thanks
GQ Fing > Do you know ryo jang?
gigX > I didn`t drink caffe with him but I see him in system
gigX > :)
GQ Fing > If I use my crows plunder, he will attack me?
Ryo Jang > yarr, maybe
GQ Fing > want to plunder I will not go (systemname) harassment you
Ryo Jang > (systemname) is ours now
GQ Fing > If the people who came here, I would go to (systemname) , I was told you
GQ Fing > I know (systemname) now is your However, I am now here to be plundered
Ryo Jang > roger that, i will plunder you
GQ Fing > ?
GQ Fing > Do not understand
Ryo Jang > ok
GQ Fing > In fact, I was still very scared of you
Ryo Jang > yarr, off with ye head
GQ Fing > If if you are not in the system so I can enjoy the plundering
GQ Fing > I, of course, in the 10:00 time, I will give you 10 million isk
Ryo Jang > ok, sweet, thx
GQ Fing > However, you will have to go to (systemname)
GQ Fing > How kind, are 10 million daily ah
Ryo Jang > i will leave you alone for 10mil daily
GQ Fing > ok
Ryo Jang > doing good thanks
GQ Fing > Do you know ryo jang?
gigX > I didn`t drink caffe with him but I see him in system
gigX > :)
GQ Fing > If I use my crows plunder, he will attack me?
Ryo Jang > yarr, maybe
GQ Fing > want to plunder I will not go (systemname) harassment you
Ryo Jang > (systemname) is ours now
GQ Fing > If the people who came here, I would go to (systemname) , I was told you
GQ Fing > I know (systemname) now is your However, I am now here to be plundered
Ryo Jang > roger that, i will plunder you
GQ Fing > ?
GQ Fing > Do not understand
Ryo Jang > ok
GQ Fing > In fact, I was still very scared of you
Ryo Jang > yarr, off with ye head
GQ Fing > If if you are not in the system so I can enjoy the plundering
GQ Fing > I, of course, in the 10:00 time, I will give you 10 million isk
Ryo Jang > ok, sweet, thx
GQ Fing > However, you will have to go to (systemname)
GQ Fing > How kind, are 10 million daily ah
Ryo Jang > i will leave you alone for 10mil daily
GQ Fing > ok