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Makoto Shishio > i think i just saw a goahst in my living room
The Slayer > the ghost of eve yet to come
The Slayer > was it lagging?
1 hr before Trinity comes out:

Iatnuolas > YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
Iatnuolas > I CANT CLONE JUMP FOR 1 HOUR AND 20 MINS
Lou Cypher > pwn3d
latnuolas > WHY!!!
Iatnuolas > oh thats nice
Iatnuolas > of them
Lou Cypher > lol
Ryyft > ...i swear my friggin game just said derp drive active
berash > that would be like taking a blind mans walking stick :P
Raneru > they need the exercise
Aberash > "your not using it"
Aberash > *BUS*
Aberash > *splat*
Raneru > a little white stick wont stop a bus anyway
Raneru > unless its gandalfs
Aberash > lol
Pabs Sco > lmfao
VincentVangogh > Well, we need the freighter to haul our jeuvos, because we are that.
Papolytic > An icelandic second is about 12 days.
Eagle Extravaganza > Aww, Its okay, Ill push her too hard for sex and lose her like all teenage boys, dont worry.
Tobin Shalim > don't push her for sex
Tobin Shalim > just work on blowjobs first, then go from there
Tobin Shalim > but boy, you better be giving her the same in return
YangTze Quan > hmm advise has changed alot since I was a young guy
Tobin Shalim > what advice did you get?
YangTze Quan > be nice, do things for her, be honest - weird crap like that ;)
Eagle Extravaganza > Yeah, thats what I do
Eagle Extravaganza > but what do I get in return... besides her undying love and dedication and support...
Tobin Shalim > but what about the blowjobs? good gods man, the world would fall apart without blowjobs!!
Azia Burgi > ...
YangTze Quan > never a good psychologists number handy when you need one
IceGuerilla > These U'K Minmatars are obviously dancing around their totem-pole of a control tower.
Seya Brennan > The only reason they're "dancing around it" is so they can get practice orbiting your slow-ass Amarr ships really really quickly.
<Viceroy> heh I have to write a CV :|
<Viceroy> "Space pirate in online sci-fi game"
<Viceroy> "500+ corpses collected"
<Viceroy> hmm I wonder what I qualify for.
<Rhaegar> Viceroy if you write all that stuff it will just mean your potential employer wont tick the "has a life" box...
<Viceroy> Yeah I know :|
<Viceroy> I think I'd qualify as an International Assasin though
<Viceroy> or Corporate Spy
<Rhaegar> as long as you could do it via some kind of graphical client interface? :P
<freebirdpat> with forums
<Viceroy> yes :\
<Viceroy> and with forums yeah
Scrondo > -1 dread wife aggro for dinnertime
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